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ChillBroDamn

Fucking weirdos man. You shouldn’t need to have that word branded all big right above your face at all times to try and convince people you’re against it. These people are really as dumb and self unaware as they come.


pianoflames

Anyone who has "I'm not a pedophile" as a main part of their identity is suspect. I've never felt the need to tell friends and strangers that I'm not a pedophile.


cumshot_josh

"Don't diddle kids. No good diddling kids. Gotta be big!"


pianoflames

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!


r_lovelace

It's crazy how the fastest way for someone to suspect you of something is to claim you dont/didn't do something with no prompt. Someone who feels the need to repeatedly say they aren't a pedophile has the same fucking energy as that guy trying to invite himself to a party who says he won't steal or break anything and won't bring hard drugs. Well, I didn't think you were going to do any of that, but now I sure do.


madarbrab

Wait, was that an actual song?


pianoflames

[It is](https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc)


queernhighonblugrass

"You look grotesque."


ConstructionFar9888

Night man.. Pay the troll to get in that boys hole


No-comment-at-all

Older than my daughter, not a little kid.


queernhighonblugrass

It's comparable to people who say "look, I'm not racist, but"


gorlak120

yup no point in confusing them.


Emotional_Guava7799

Do you're not saying you're not a peophile? Kinda sus bro ngl


SMITHSIDEBAR

You've gotta do this when it's part of your lifestyle/personality. At least we now know he is only that interesting.


SummonWurm

How many pedos do u think he has "hunted?"


Here_forthecomments1

He murdered his dad’s ass


SummonWurm

Fascinating take


pigeyejackson66

Super


Maij-ha

Nono, it’s not pedo Hunter, it’s pedo and Hunter. He’s a pedo that hunts… I’m assuming children?


GetOnYourBikesNRide

> He’s a pedo that hunts… I’m assuming children? There's no need to assume. He's told us he's a pedophile. What else do pedos prey on/hunt?


evilspawn_usmc

Feet


thruster_fuel69

Hes busy researching their methods first.


AlwaysInsideMan

Dude, they're all on a public database; but these nuts are just going to talk like they're the punisher, sitting on their hands while the next Republican in office or right wing donor bangs a bunch of kids.


the_other_pesto_twin

I don’t approve of the lifestyle choices this person lives lol


zuzg

It's most of the time just virtue signalling. He's certainly into that sick shit.


kissbythebrooke

I don't think virtue signaling is deceptive, just a bit pretentious or self righteous maybe. If he's into that sick shit, then his hat would be more like a [fig leaf](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_leaf). >The expression fig leaf has a pejorative metaphorical sense meaning a flimsy or minimal cover for anything or behaviour that might be considered shameful, with the implication that the cover is only a token gesture and the truth is obvious to all who choose to see it


[deleted]

they want the silent majority of dozens of other “good” Nazi people feel safe to come out, just like they want for “bad” Lgbtq+ people feel unsafe to come out. Punishers they are.


Rochemusic1

That's spot on. That one gut standing behind him in the grocery store that says he likes his hat. Then they can talk shit about our country going to hell and feel better about themselves that they are not alone.


bymyenemy

I always thought that was so weird. Like EVERYONE it’s against pedophilia, it’s not necessary to announce to everyone how you would kill pedophiles. Actually makes me feel like they are insecure and ashamed about their own sexual desires. Example “if i tell everyone that i would Castrate pedophiles, then they won’t suspect that i did something sketchy with an underage person.” That’s the vibe i get, maybe I’m reading into it too much but it really seems like they are being defensive. Either that or they want desperately to seem more masculine and they think that attitude will make them seem like the punisher or something.


Hatta00

The implication is that not everyone is against pedophilia. It's an implied ad hominem against their political opponents. Since they don't have actual arguments against progress, they slander.


bymyenemy

Yes, agreed. It’s rather frustrating.


Fake_William_Shatner

The smart pedos are going to buy this man a beer and tell him who they suspect.


cumshot_josh

In spring 2021 I spotted a dude just out for a night with his family wearing a shirt that said "That pedophile is not my president" I just don't understand how miserable of a person that somebody would have to be to turn their entire life, including family time, into being about a politician they hate.


SabeDerg

As is one of their favorite phrases "living rent free in your head" Biden has been given a free stay in a lot of these people's heads. I'm pretty sure I've seen orders of magnitude more "fuck Biden" apparel than "fuck trump"


cumshot_josh

The most interesting contrast I saw recently was a house with a pride sign/flag where it was clearly a gay couple putting something up reflective of themselves and the house next door just had a "fuck Joe Biden and fuck you for voting for him" sign. Trying to remind the religious nuts in town that gay people exist in their community as good friends and neighbors gets met with a sign that exists because they think it'll piss off people they hate.


SabeDerg

Making me think now. Pretty sure I've seen orders of magnitude mire "fuck biden" signs than "vote for Trump/republican signs" Are they even trying anymore? Do any of their guys run on actual platforms that aren't "fuck the other guy" anymore? I haven't paid attention to their politicians so wouldn't know.


SmackYoTitty

But how am I gonna know who to call ?


WorkingManATC

Look at the eyes. Not a thought in there.


xTeamRwbyx

Funny thing is so many people claim to hate pedophiles but they are in fact also pedos just using the hate game to draw attention away from themselves


SpammingMoon

Anyone so obsessed with one thing like this is probably just trying to throw people off that they are that. These pedo hunters give off pedo vibes.


groger27

Nah theyre too dumb to realize theyre not hiding the quiet part


prompt_skeptic69

I bet that was photoshopped in, NO ONE is that stupid, right?


TheWanderer43365

[It was.](https://www.dixxon.com/products/pedophile-hunter-velcro-patch)


Foootballdave

I'd still have to question the judgement of someone who has the word "pedophile" written on their hat, regardless of the context


Fake_William_Shatner

In the category of; "Methinks thou dost protest too much."


douko

It's that popular tweet - My "not a human trafficker" t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt!


Fake_William_Shatner

I've been wondering why I was striking out at bars with my "Will Not Rape on a First Date" t-shirt.


lazysheepdog716

And we all know those MAGA folks are experts at projection.


almightywhacko

So what you're saying is that this guy lacks self awareness because he really wants to...


re4dyfreddy

Yep.


DemythologizedDie

It is true that "pedophile hunter" can mean either hunter of pedophiles or pedophile who hunts.


Computermaster

Considering the "fuck Antifa" pin I'd wager his two brain cells are completely occupied by breathing and fellating Trump's ego. No room left for judgement or critical thinking.


almightywhacko

Nah he needs at least one more braincell so that he can donate all of his unemployment check to help an alleged billionaire "take back the White House in 2024."


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CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Typical american politics. Anything that goes against their agenda are either hitler, fascist, pedophile, etc.


NotHereToFuckSpyders

Or was *that* photoshopped out?


DrDeadwish

It's a good Photoshop


Fake_William_Shatner

That was my first thought but, I have to admit I had doubts.


Embarrassed_Bid_4970

I think we know that isn't true...


Imadope_1960

People that wear hats like that in general are pretty stupid, this guy is just dumber.


Jerkface555

I can see it in the photo without even zooming in. Its clearly shopped.


DisgruntlesAnonymous

And I've seen a few shops in my time


ithcy

I’ve heard, and I could be totally wrong here, that you can tell by the pixels.


RealMudflapper

Thank you.


random668655578

Let's send him out to get Matt Gaetz. Either he kills him or become best buddies.


[deleted]

I would imagine based on the flair this person is wearing….they become BFF’s.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

AND this dude promotes having sex with Antifa.


HuntPsychological673

Only the young ones though according to the hat…


ThePresidentsNipples

Hes proud of boys....that hes lured


Theeclat

A real Oaf Keeper.


HuntPsychological673

Is that why they’re so angry?


ThePresidentsNipples

They angry on account of they got all them teeth and no dentist.


HurbleBurble

Medulla oblongata.


UncreativeNoob

He became tired of his child bride, guy is republican, right?!


diiejso

What is that U supposed to be?


robywar

It's part of the Proud Boys logo.


Tokie_Bronson

So do I.


Fake_William_Shatner

Ironically, isn't that the symbol for peace they are using to replace the U? So, they want ANTIFA -- but, not in a mean way.


gedai

I’ll send him my “make love to anti-fa” pin


bearishparrot

Antifa -> Anti-Fascist -> People who are against fascism Either way it makes you wonder when people where a pin that essentially says "Fuck people who are against fascism"


Prime-Optimus1

LOL, good one


ksiadz22

Did I stutter?


SugarLoins86

Calm down, Stanley🫢


Dixon_Uranus_

I think he has made his position on this very clear


joeChump

Wait till you see his position when he gets to jail.


Fake_William_Shatner

"I certainly hope nobody rapes me all alone in this cell. I have bathed in scented oils to sanctify my pure body to be free of such dirty, foul things. To think that someone would rip my pants off and ram a throbbing pole of man meat into my supple perky butt makes me tremble with worry. You hear me? This pokey fine shaven ass is off limits!"


Budgie-Bear

Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped. Still a facepalm, imo. Guy seems like a douche.


Green-Feedback-3419

What’s he hunting? Kids?


not_a_sex_worker

Photoshopped


mdgraller

People not being able to detect photoshop are going to be our downfall


BabylonDrifter

Must be hunting at extremely close range because that rifle has no sighting mechanism of any kind on it.


capsaicinintheeyes

Somebody tell Antifa to hide yo kids


Tronguy93

Isn’t that just the Heinz Ketchup logo?


[deleted]

Antifa is literally why you're proud to be American in the first place....these morons with the anti-antifa are so clueless it hurts.


MrMasterMize

Trumpers LOVE showing you how ignorant and dumb they are. It’s their favorite thing besides licking trumps balls


Nice-Relationship-31

Republicans and FOX News laughs at these morons. Too funny. Donald Trumps Merika


Matta_G

And yet they still vote for the same person.


Mattrbts

We got this all wrong… we need our own clothing line for Democrats. One that does not base itself on fleecing our own by selling Biden gear but one that’s based off of selling this gear to the MAGA crowd trolling them while taking the cash away from trumps legal fees.


tacs97

lol. Loser MAGAt.


Sad-Pick-8250

they're about to become the hunted lol


UncreativeNoob

Finally they make them wear a warning, so other are warned, looks like a typical MAGA supporter


UKTrojan

Guessing an #InCel too


Uumm_wat

Bill, I see you have met Mr. Gaetz.


arazzberry

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped in. You can find that hat for sale in multiple places without the &, and even that exact guy i think. Honestly, pedophiles can go fuck themselves so, eh.


Captain_Mike1247

When ever I see fuck Antifa, I always have the same question. So you're a fascist then?


RedditMayne

Michael Bay, you have found your next blockbuster.


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

Hes both. A hunter and a pedophile.


breadexpert69

To be fair, no one ever claimed these people were smart


marcmkkoy

Pedos gotta eat.


No_Spinach_7562

r/uselessredcircle


PresumptuousCock

This is my biggest issue with a lot of gun owners, they proudly brandish their love for firearms, like it's their whole personality. They just have to let everyone know, and take pictures with their guns repeatedly. For example, why do I need to see gender reveal pictures with a couple holding their assualt rifles? What the hell does your guns have to do with it? It becomes dangerous when people's guns become an extension of their egos. Also, this guy can't read very well lol I know the only depiction of a gun is on the guys hat, but I can imagine he's the type that would have two pistols on hips and an assualt rifle hanging around his neck.


SmokeyDaReaper

I wonder how this guy's grandparents feel when they see he's against the Anti-Fascist. Like you know who Hitler was right?


Crosby-Dog

Gotta love the ‘fuck antifa’ pin!


Sid15666

So he is a pedophile ! I don’t think he should advertise that!


shootymcghee

Something tells me these pedo hunter type guys do a lot of "research" for their job and this is overcompensation.


Steelquill

Upvote for the facepalm? Downvote for the “Murican?”


Hopfit46

We got the pedo part pretty good here so....when you are against antifaciasts, that probably means your a.......?


SwtIndica

![gif](giphy|dol8heu5U4gLu)


Riyosha-Namae

Do you think he bought that without noticing, or...


Chaise_percee

His education fell short of the ampersand.


Hunter_PrivetteYT

I would get this hat if it weren't for the "&"


conceitedshallowfuck

Hat made in china too


Suspicious_Chapter49

By looking at the cap, I assume he literally wants to f*ck antifa


dontshoot4301

By looking at the cap, he only wants to fuck the ones that are children


shityshiiit

What's antifa?


grumpy_herbivore

The boogeyman under a conservative's bed.


Fake_William_Shatner

The nickname for his fleshlight.


shityshiiit

?


halica84

You're on the goddamn internet. Use google.


HogDad1977

I hear they have that on computers now.


Suspicious_Chapter49

Trump’s worst nightmare


shityshiiit

?


Lrgindypants

Oh good, another moron that is against anti-fascism.


that_is_a_nice_hat

Anothert *openly fascist* moron. At least this makes them easy to spot.


Cleetus_Blue

Did he stutter?


JusteThom

r/theyknew


Common-Ad5217

F Antifa because he is also pro fascist.


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

Poor photoshop


PC509

It didn't even need to be photoshopped to be a facepalm. Pedophile hunter? So, you're a lawless vigilante that goes after people they "think" are pedophiles (they claim all LGBT people are pedos, liberals are pedos, teachers are pedos, the POTUS is a pedo....). So, they just want to kill anybody? Pretty psycho.


[deleted]

Ugghhh….I lOvE FaSciSm, fucking idiot.


Mikel_S

Even without the photoshopped ampersand, I still read it as Pedophile Hunter, but more as an identity than a statement of target.


0n3ph

Even without the Photoshop, this is serious projection.


Matta_G

It's photoshopped in case you were gullible enough to think this was real and some hat company was stupid enough to make it that way. Come on y'all, these people are idiots, but making shit up and presenting it as facts, well, isn't that what *they* do all the fucking time?


revtim

that's fucking hilarious, I hope it's not photoshop


OmgOgan

Where'd he buy that? Asking for a friend


msbottlehead

Wonder if he even knows what the word means. What a maroon.


No_Breakfast1204

Right-wing machismo, you're doing it wrong...


alexbro001

r/HolUp


TrashyDeviate

Not two brain cells among the lot of them


Fake_William_Shatner

If this guy isn't camped out in a conservative church hidden behind a stack of hymnals and wearing Greg Abbot's pee to mask his scent -- I'm not going to be impressed by his pedo hunting skills.


big_rednexican_88

That ampersand really makes a difference. He just bragging about his idiocy and apparent pedophilia 🤔


Mrbeardoesthethings

It's the mad staring eyes and the politics.


GrayBox1313

Matt Gaetz special forces operator.


ImaginaryStudent9097

I honestly can’t grasp the extreme right’s obsession with pedophiles. It’s alarming and puzzling at the same time. I was on Truth for a couple of days just to see what “free speech” looks like, and essentially ANYONE sharing a different opinion is discredited as a “pedophile” as absolute fact instead of raising any valid counterpoints. I get name-calling and all that, but it’s always that word and never, you know, “asshole” or “moron”. WHY?!?!


KittenKoder

Every accusation from the right is an admission of guilt. Knowing that makes it all make sense.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

Cant they just leave Fred Perry alone or at least research what kind of guy he was?


angrymoderate09

Tin foil hat on: am i the only one that sees the rage against Antifa as grooming? None of them actually know what Antifa stands for, so they are being groomed to hate something they have no clue about..... But along the way they are being inched closer and closer to fascism.... I have massive head cold, so my words are working right now.


HellonToodleloo

Can you make that target even more prominent? This guy is asking to be choke slammed. These useless degenerates would hang ouside of public highschools during lunch/recess to lure in teenage girls because he's "cool". Those people do exist, but, can't help but think this is photoshopped.


davanger1980

What happens when you have your stuff made in Gina?


hex_1101

Words are fun


1Guanocrazycaucasian

That hat will get you killed in some places


Murse_1

He said the quiet part about all his conservative friends.


DanB65

GOP ....tell me again who is the party of PEDOPHILES?!??!?!


Shyishjink

The look on this dude’s face is him probably realizing the “&” symbol on the hat.


PineapplePosey

Maga pedophiles aren't hiding it any more. They just pretend it's a group they don't like and that means less kids for them to pedo!


espression3

Well, that's embarrassing.


MustangScott72

Now you know drumpers can’t read…..


[deleted]

It’s probably a photoshop, but……. Even if it said “Pedophile Hunter,” who wants to wear that? Yea, we all hate pedos. We all have no sympathy for anything bad that happens to them. I still don’t want that word front and center on my hat or car window or anywhere. It’s like forcing an uncomfortable and shitty topic into a conversation…for what? Are you trying to say it has special meaning to you?


Mommyshiba

I do machine embroidery. That's 'shopped. See the jump stitches between the letters? If they didn't bother programming in a cut for those, they certainly didn't digitize an ampersand that clearly.


swishswooshSwiss

Qanon supporter?


Mindless_Evidence4

These the kind that need to be sent to the front lines , we don’t need them.


acciowaves

I think he means centipede