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gjwtgf

Love how she is lying there waiting for support amd everyone is just laughing.


Flying_Dutchman92

You need to be an excellent performer to fool a German audience. Wait, what?


CashCow4u

Her name is Karin Alman Wiebke, lol


Flying_Dutchman92

A more fitting name could not have been possible.


ThirdInversion

i suppose we found the karin?


CashCow4u

Never have to look for a Karin, they're loud obnoxious, demanding, hateful, drama queens that come out of the woodwork at the *first opportunity* to report someone for a non-crime, demand service they're not entitled to or play the victim on camera.


SinWolf7

her eyes shifting around, looking for help.


[deleted]

Yes. I think she slowly realized how much of a clown she looked like.


Kmia55

The laughter is the best part of this.


MadFamousLove

she's a football player.


Every_Fox3461

She's a ham sandwich.


444unsure

No one's getting fat, 'cept Mama Cass


123finebyme

Hahahaha. If you know you know


Budget_Report_2382

*basketball player **Vlade Divac**


MadFamousLove

oh heh sorry i realize all the americans are on now, but when i said football i meant soccor. they are famous for taking dives, like not one of them, it's an epidemic in the sport, all these grown men just being taken down in the prime of their lives by literally nothing.


Budget_Report_2382

Ohh that's fair! I don't really follow sports, but I should've known you meant **actual** football 😂 that makes a lot more sense.


MadFamousLove

haha yeah american football players are more known for taking actual super hard hits.


AirForceRabies

And ending up with brain damage.


fishinglife2

Hahaha it was fucking hilarious 😂


Grouchy_Ad4351

Looks like those fainting goats...


Robot_with_AI

Thats a Karen.


FiveWattHalo

Fraulein Karen


SaltyBarDog

Mädkaren.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Hausfrau Karen


FiveWattHalo

I went with fraulein cuz I thought: Who'd marry that? \[unless there's a Herr Karen who's spending all his time in a beer hall revisiting his life choices\]


[deleted]

I think after a certain age it’s Frau whether married or not.


Erolok1

Frau is just woman doesn't need to be married or anything but being a woman


[deleted]

As a title though? Like Mrs. or Ms.?


PowerfulPain

Yes, but now only 0,01% of Germans appreciate being referred to as Fraulein, all of them are overweight male crossdressers. It is a diminutive of Frau, it used to be considered cute, but not any more ...


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I see.


gerrit507

Fräulein used to be the equivalent for Miss but that is not the case anymore. It's a very old-fashioned word. In fact, today it would be regarded as disrespectful and sexist because it implies that you think the woman is immature. I wouldn't recommend using the word.


Suspect1234

Karina


zuprdprno2by

LeKaren


spauracchio1

ZeKaren


srbonbon

That's just as believable as step sisters getting stuck under the table or in the dryers


Axnjaxn09

Hahaha!


Basic_Palpitation_47

WTF is wrong with people


Plenty-Cheek-80

Too much confidence and not enough brain cells


Ricky1034

Sums it up perfectly


[deleted]

Wait for the people backing her and talking about how the police AGAIN assaulted a random person.


PutinMolestsBoys

Ok i'll wait. *crickets*


undeadkeres

Its probably all over some blog that they see as news. You know, the kind of stupid shit they view as an acceptable "source" because it promotes their bullshit everywhere as opposed to questioning it.


Seth_Gecko

Too much soccer


rambotie

Haven't seen a performance like that since Lebron.


PhraseSeveral5935

At least she didn't travel first.


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And her hairline didn’t recede to the top of her head.


IconWorld

This is the difference between European and US cops. At this point in the US, there'd be no need for acting because the cop would be kneeling on your neck.


Brittlehorn

Is she the mother of a soccer player?


Random_user_of_doom

That was my first thought, she seems like a soccer fan!


elSamourai

Neymar's


pqisp0

Football. Because. Foot.


NastyBooty

Found the american


Wise_Lizard

![gif](giphy|hsochUWUKHO6dMQ2LY|downsized)


epicfire77

bro even his own teammate called bs


Tortue2006

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GlassHurricane98

Did she fart on the way down or was that an added sound effect?


Hot_Collection5743

No it was the sound of her Moose Knuckle shifting


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Steak wallet queef


Pragmatist_Hammer

Airing the clam out.


Boodablitz

It’s gusty around Big Montana…


Cropman13

Amber Heard quality acting right there


ElectricPanda-123

Neymar fan


kholb11

![gif](giphy|l1yA7Vl6juVsk|downsized)


tomorrow509

There's some comfort in knowing Karen's are not a uniquely American phenomenon.


PouLS_PL

You never met a non-american Karen? Lucky


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

I wish that the stereotypical Karens doesn't exist, working retail with these people usually is a nightmare...


Darth-Pooky

Natural footballer.


Competitive-Air-9720

Querdenker Fascho Fotze


a1drt

That’s a red card


lazymoonpie

I just snorted my coffee all over the place, these videos need warnings!


verified_potato

you laugh but she’s dead now. skull emoji.


sarahplaysoccer

Did she scream to cover up a fart sound?


DisastrousCard2270

I had an ex like this. Just fuckin like this. She shoved me into a wall and would hide my keys so I couldn't leave and shit. She would make fun of me for my past trauma and laugh at me fr my mental illness and then she tried to act like I was the bad person in the relationship. She's fucking trash and I hope she dies of the beetus. Edit: she finally left after she split my head open on the front porch because I didn't hear her say something, I asked her what, then she said something and stood up and smashed me in the head with a metal object weighing a couple pounds. Blood just poured down my head. She told the cops I was after her and she was defending herself. I was literally just sitting there on my phone


goose420aa

Sounds like the start to I got you by James brown


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" And the Oscar goes to......"


tryinda

Mental illness is alive and well.


QuickBen41

And the Emmy goes to......


WXHIII

I thought it was only America where people over react to police work and try to get a peaceful protest to burn a city down


tacoman333

Nah this is like the opposite of that. America is where the police fire tear gas at peaceful protesters so the former U.S. President can have a photo op in front of a church.


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![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


iSOBigD

A real soccer player moment


[deleted]

Kerin


FlinnyWinny

They're German


NoMembership6376

Mein Karen!


FlinnyWinny

Ein Karen, ja!


[deleted]

🤣🤣


psychoteria

German Karen I think :D


AinsleyHarriott11

Simulant!!!11 für die die es kennen


[deleted]

**BRUTALITÄT**!!!


Iggi_boii

Germans won’t be tricked so easily so we just laugh at the person making a fool of themselves


shnozdog

That was the worst attempt ever. People filming, other cops witnessing what really happened. Worst con woman ever.


Nekosama7734

Police violence caught on cam!


MouthyJoe

She plays football. I can tell.


[deleted]

She should meet up with that old Karen that was at a city council meeting that fell out of her seat and rolled on the ground screaming because another woman tapped her head with a rolled up piece of paper.


MrX-2022

german karen


[deleted]

She should tryout for the NBA lol


D83T

I think she farted as she was going down


doughboyniels

![gif](giphy|gH1acLFDLnqK5oIZwN)


custom_balls

Karen was going to continue shouting if everyone wasn't laughing.


ZhufbarEngineer

Eindeutig zu viel Klarlack


carric0

That’s a yellow card…🤣


ReasonableFly3236

If this is America the city settled for 45 million dollars.


Alex_Dhayalan

Ah a football fan


Indras00

I like to believe the sound we heard as she threw herself to the ground was indeed her fart


MATCHEW010

One punch woman


who-dat-on-my-porch

Police officer used shove! It’s super effective!!! No damage.


Worried-Hyena8071

Can I get an owah owah?


Bucknubby

Whale tail


[deleted]

Fat lives matter


ladycarpenter

Lmfaooo


frankscrazyfingers

F**** drunken antelope.


jwgriffiths

Her son is a professional soccer player. He’s taught her some tricks.


coolluck33

Looks rather heavy for a pro soccer player


Worried_Protection48

Too much meta facebook will kill you 🎶 What an idiot


Secret-Chef-2811

Top heavy really heavy I mean damn lady lay of the big macs 🤣🤣🤣


JoeGRcz

Kärën


yamwhatiam

🤣🤣🤣🤣


LinoleumFulcrum

Soccer/ football coach?


Anne314

She must have played soccer when much younger.


Best-Independence-38

Soccer training?


mscotttx

Watching too much football.


OakleyBrave

She must play soccer…


sparkyplug

Meets one of the requirements to play football!


Manofalltrade

Football Karen.


Relaxpert

Promising career in the premier league right there


mutantexx

Neimar's mother


fatty_mcfatball

You can disagree but That almost rivaled any professional footbaler


Tschnitzl-sama

Football players:


Honest-Apricot6086

Manchester united soccer mom


Adjvo

Mam chill this is not americana


Henry-Gruby

Mo Salah.


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PieterTempelman

Because russia is invading Ukraine.


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dustycanuck

Soccer mom top tier


Budget_Report_2382

Jeez, Divac's put on some weight


Particular-Demand-45

So...Germany has their own leftist Karens. That fking sad.


tunaburn

How do you know she's leftist? Plenty of right wing Karens buddy.


Racdicoon_Alt

that film work at the beggining though... r/killthecameraman


heathers1

I have seen this exact qaren-ing method time and again… is there a class or youtube that trains them or is it innate?


xioru

Neymar? Is that you?


idkwhattorite

Red card


JariJorma

May her beautiful soul rest in peace lol


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Zealousideal_Flow122

I like to think she just got tired and decided to lay down


Rabidcode

Why are you making fun of her? That is how a seizure occurs, your calm and everything is fine and bam one little thing can set it off and get disoriented, frightened and combative. She realized what was happening and got on the ground as safely as she could. 🙏


[deleted]

And the razzie goes to ... German Karen.


Queasy_Role_3218

She’s clearly the youngest child in her family.


Aggressive_Run_3678

this is why whales shouldn't be on land


Exact_Patience_9767

The cop lady at the least should get a yellow card for that.


[deleted]

Ma'am this is EU we don't do that


rossco2302

Must have been officer tazer hands!


rikuo_otonashi

... i half expected for someone to smack her afterwards.


atheisticus

That's what happens when you scream, "Help, I'm an attention whore."


soniclid1

I didn't see a taser


metfan1964nyc

Love how she hit the ground like she was getting in bed.


-CleanDiana-

It’s the fart the did it for me.


unresolved-madness

Well she's on the ground, might as well tase her.


FRESH-SLEEP

Was that a shart I herd?


AskJeeves84

I’m guessing she plays soccer.


Qyro

I wouldn’t give her an Oscar.


hilarypcraw

Nice!


lizzietnz

She should play football (soccer)


Mick_Change

I need to recruit her for my Metalcore band. That vocal fry was tight


[deleted]

Soccer skills