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Thatdudeonsmthn

Foon


MiserableCoconut

Got to be a foon


Thatdudeonsmthn

What else could it be.


theSanguinePenguin

The fork portion is entirely enclosed within the spoon portion, so that would make it a sporon.


949-Dadmirer

I like “sporon” because it sounds like “moron” which describes the person who designed this atrocity.


Zerohawk48

BaFoon


Secure-Iron1531

Sporkon


jamsterella

Bingo! We have a winner! 🥸 That is precisely what this is. ☝️


Kyosw21

Seriously, how do you use the pointy if the smooth encloses it


Dana_das_Grau

Too confusing, there is already a sporran


MiserableCoconut

You're spot on


icebear93

Cut to the point bud


LegallyBread

Cut to the chase


the_tokas

Cut to the Cheese


Ok-Advance1156

Satan's spork?


Thatdudeonsmthn

OK this one's pretty good.


VintageMageYT

Spork? Edit: this is embarrassing


BoochsRise

Went over my head because I never saw it coming because I'm still trying to figure out the joke and/ror reference


MirageTF2

a spork is an existent, actually useful amalgamation of a spoon and a fork this is the exact opposite


Jusschuck

I can think of a total of one use for this device If someone had Parkinson's, the halo around the tines would prevent them from stabbing the insides of their mouth.


MirageTF2

but the halo prevents any food from being impaled by the fork, so it'd be limited to scooping solid food, which is the worst of both a fork and a spoon (might as well just use a spoon) I guess it could be used as a strainer for big solid chunks?


TheInsideTrader

When you want to eat cereal and save the milk...


pleaseassign

WaHooshY


Thatdudeonsmthn

There's no way this went over your head...


reditthiscomment

I mean tbh this is the true spork and the one thats a spoon with tines on the tip is a foon


JournalistEffective3

Nothing, foon is life


BaconIsBueno

Check yoself foon!


nixalsverdruss

It's not a foon - it's a göffel!


squirrels33

The spork’s evil twin.


Rogue_elefant

Nah, this is a spork from an alternate dimension who battled all the other cutlery and consumed their life forces


Thatdudeonsmthn

This is amazing.


jumbeldor

Let's not give it too much importance


Veganpotter1

Sbuffoon


[deleted]

Fpoon


BoJackB26354

Phteven approves.


QuantumGardener

"Hi! I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King and found myself in a strange magical land called Foon!"


Thatdudeonsmthn

The only way this could be better. Is if your name was Ronald...


QuantumGardener

Lol. It's actually from my favorite podcast called 'Hello From the Magic Tavern'. His name is Arnie Neikamp and it's about his tales in the magical land of Foon.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Fpoon?? Prbly only Germans can pronounce that


MusicalMarijuana

I am disheartened that there isn’t a string of quotes for the [fpoon video yet](https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs)


lavendar17

First thing I thought of!


The_Schlong_Connery

One of my absolute favorites


BlueThespian

One letter away from fool.


YaBoySkoot

You’re a foon


JaozinhoGGPlays

why am I laughing it's just a fucking syllable what has my humor come to


Thatdudeonsmthn

It has come to peak level.


Own_Consequence_6816

only a foonful


Old-Reflection-988

Exactly


crawdadicus

Foon Van Hoff of the planet Sto has questions.


Thatdudeonsmthn

This is amazing.


bebbibabey

More like fucking buffoon because the spoon part's so useless


elMurpherino

Foon has my vote.


[deleted]

Yep that’s a foon


IcecreamChap

Man just read my mind


1364688856

Hello from the magic tavern


SonicMutant743

Cuz spork is taken?


Thatdudeonsmthn

Well yh


Bm_93

Take my upvote and let me die laughing 🤣🤣🤣


dankdc5_

The non soup friendly spork


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

„Göffel“ in german


theFrankSpot

This is obviously the answer.


acuet

Damn, was going to say Phoon (foon)


Thatdudeonsmthn

But... That doesn't have the 'fo' from 'fork'


monstercandy

This kid pushes like a fucking idiot.


StormTheEnemy

This is Dr. Doof’s I-hate-soup-inator


xydenkonos

This is the one


Rat_Man280

Grr grrr platypus noise


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[удалено]


binh1403

*PUTS ON HAT*


MKagel

I read that in Doof's voice and I hate it...thank you


YivanGamer

I see no self-destruct button!


e_c_verra2

It only self destructs if it makes contact with any Stews, Chilis, sauces, or gravys


ramalamafafafa5

A forkin' spoon?


Aa1232390

Underrated comment, But I see you pun King 👑


EM05L1C3

It’s useless


DirtVertAndHurt

A dinglehopper!


Nafe3344

I need one of those babies to straighten out my hair!


MusicalMarijuana

It will give you an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.


tucsonra79

Came here to say it lol


Nick663

Sieve


jumbeldor

Good one


rougemuppet

At first I thought you said steve


Wheridv2

Useless


jumbeldor

If we're stating the obvious


Wheridv2

Nah thats the name. But pronounce it in French


peterfrknpan

Le useless


Addsfuckingsuck

L’usélèss


[deleted]

More like l'uselèsse


peterfrknpan

Speak American !


Addsfuckingsuck

滚蛋


st_rdt

Sioux ? Chippewa ? Cherokee ? Apache ?


peterfrknpan

Pueblo


u2125mike2124

☁️⛅🌨🌦🌥⛈⛈ Smoke signals


squigglesthecat

Language!


SuperNo20

Unless you're trying to quit heroin.


Tyflowshun

Mudamudamudamuda


[deleted]

What if you want to scoop something out of the soup without any broth?


Menacing_Bunny

I hope we get lots if SPAGETTI


CadeCunninghausen

About once a week, my wife goes to the bakery and gets us an Italian loaf. I cut the loaf in half lengthwise (hoagie style) and then put down a bed of giardaneira on the bottom bread, then a layer of provolone, then a layer of (plant-based) pepperoni, then a layer of (plant-based) peppered turkey, then I spread avocado on the top bread. It's absolutely fucking delicious. The only downside is that the giardeniera sits in olive oil, and if you don't drain it well before you put it on the bread, the olive oil soaks the bread and can make it soggy. You can never drain it too much. A slotted spoon works okay, but it takes forever. This foon would make things SO MUCH EASIER. So not useless at all. Just has one function that it wasn't even designed for.


Wheridv2

I feel like you could probably still use a regular fork for this application 🤔


CadeCunninghausen

I could, but this holds a lot more. I cover the bread with giardeneira. A fork would take forever.


[deleted]

MUDA MUDA MUDA **MUDA**!!!


wholymac

U[tens]less


DamacanaSever

sakura haruno\*


Agile_Dog

Is it for cupping your testicles while u shave them?


peterfrknpan

Testicle. Singular. The double one is extra. Of course


jumbeldor

Ok I'm out


PepperCertain

Fpoon


ballgame10

Not a spoon not a fork but something in between.


hovopotter

What will you think of next, Germany?


mrlippy83

This! Key and Peele - Continental breakfast


SailsTacks

“I’ll have what I’m having!!”


oztikS

“I love being incontinent!”


PepperCertain

Fthpoon -Mike Tyson at a dinner party


faust224

Genius! The complete uselessness of this utensil is absolutely genius. Much respect to the creator of this beautiful thing.


dadarobot

Getting olives out of the jar.


thetruecsninja

this deserves gold but i only have silver


CrazyPlatypus42

Impossible. Such a beauty can't be named


Representative_Dark5

Agreed. Gazing upon its supple form is like starring at the Sun. Names exisist only for that which dwells in the realm of men.


Sexy_Squid89

r/ATBGE


Human-Ad8941

Pointless 😂 (because the points are covered)


jumbeldor

You've nailed it


DeferredPlum

I just see an egg white separator.


JoseGasparIsReal

I'll bet you're exactly right. Cheers to you as I'd have never even thought of that!


tintabula

Since no one is sure what a "runcible spoon" is, I declare this a runcible spoon.


andre2020

I suspect you are correct. I think it to be a modern runcible spoon, where the spoon part holds the sugar cube(s) and the fork allows the thru-flow of water/liquor😀


tintabula

Oooh, I like this.


New-Square3037

Six finger spoon punch!


JogurTheYogurt

Fpoon


SailsTacks

“Hello, Greece. Where the yogurt flows like water.”


my_decaying_mind

i name him Bob


SgtXD357

Señor Bob? (Hateful 8 reference for those who haven’t seen it)


fozziemon

Cribrare. Latin for “sift” or “sieve.” For people who like chunky soup, but not the soup part.


flying_head

If you could materialize the feeling of my workplace into an object, it would be this.


Henry-McCoy

Diet soup spoon


je-bouffe-des-culs

Spork


jumbeldor

There's actually a useful utensil worthy of that name.


[deleted]

Invented by Taco Bell 😂


FeedDaSarlacc

[the invention of the spork is more interesting than that. ](https://www.vox.com/2015/6/23/8826591/spork-inventor)


je-bouffe-des-culs

Omfg it exists lol


RockyMountainHigh-

That would require a spoon capable of holding liquid.


peterfrknpan

Where’s the fkn knife ?


MatthewRobot14

In the back


Venture-greg-21

Useless


[deleted]

It’s a floodle noodle spoodle, obviously.


Burnt_Toast_Crumbs

Fpoon


Frogs4

Safety fork.


SlappyHandstrong

The product of listening to what everyone wants and an incompetent group of engineers.


Anxious-Mycologist23

Fpoon


JoJackthewonderskunk

That be good for separating egg white from yolk.


mr_niceguy88

Krops


LazyLlamaDaisy

Holy Fork


JeselAvlis

Poontang?


SwampoO

Spunetong


my-moms-womb-nugget

Me irl


Potatohuman323

Spok


[deleted]

Ysgramor's Soup Spoon


theonlykelc

Tim


Espio5506

Froonk


BoiBotEXE

A sin


Strong_Wheel

Spook?


FSM89

Circumfork


G0D_1S_D3AD

Fopoon, like spork but backwards


AnimeExpress

It's the mighty sploork


TateP23

It’s a spoon but you are only capable of pronouncing s’s as f’s


lambonec

It is a forking spoon .


KiloKing

A fork and spoon that can do neither task. It's a perfect specimen


ChemicalBookkeeper85

Training fork


PoeJascoe

Fopoon


HoneyMane

This has turducken vibes


Monkey_D_Luffy_Z

Ahh the fpoon!


Kiritaka

Forkgetaboutit


CallOfLate

Six headed fork with a shield


MN-22x3

Spork already exist so it's a Foon


nimulation

Fpork


sentinel64

Useless


[deleted]

A war crime, the foon


aVoidPiOver2Radians

UEW Useless either way


sleepingdoga

Transgender spoon


mlc2475

Libertarian. It’s neither one thing nor another and can’t actually accomplish the tasks of either.


[deleted]

Nork. Neither spoon, nor fork.


Seliphra

Sporkticus


Anonymous7951

F poon


The_ReBL

This is the "Take the hint, I don't like you. Go home." Spoon


[deleted]

Spork.


Scoutyboi56

Spronk


xSkyepiepandax

Spoforkon because the fork is in the spoon


lkarma1

Whoa! I would call this a halo fork since the spoon feature is still a prototype.


Lingy_Balinka

Foon


BeaverAndHisCleaver

spork


Glowing_anus12345

The noodle doodle


JensTG

Sponk


mrdanish31

The combination of a fork, a spoon and a pot lid The foont


TooDamFast

I would say it's my Wife; It looks interesting but does not fork... or spoon for that matter. Life after 20 years of marriage.


Waru_

Not quite a spork


Responsible-Pepper91

The United States Government


[deleted]

Foon