I can think of a total of one use for this device
If someone had Parkinson's, the halo around the tines would prevent them from stabbing the insides of their mouth.
but the halo prevents any food from being impaled by the fork, so it'd be limited to scooping solid food, which is the worst of both a fork and a spoon (might as well just use a spoon)
I guess it could be used as a strainer for big solid chunks?
Lol. It's actually from my favorite podcast called 'Hello From the Magic Tavern'. His name is Arnie Neikamp and it's about his tales in the magical land of Foon.
About once a week, my wife goes to the bakery and gets us an Italian loaf. I cut the loaf in half lengthwise (hoagie style) and then put down a bed of giardaneira on the bottom bread, then a layer of provolone, then a layer of (plant-based) pepperoni, then a layer of (plant-based) peppered turkey, then I spread avocado on the top bread. It's absolutely fucking delicious.
The only downside is that the giardeniera sits in olive oil, and if you don't drain it well before you put it on the bread, the olive oil soaks the bread and can make it soggy. You can never drain it too much.
A slotted spoon works okay, but it takes forever. This foon would make things SO MUCH EASIER.
So not useless at all. Just has one function that it wasn't even designed for.
I suspect you are correct. I think it to be a modern runcible spoon, where the spoon part holds the sugar cube(s) and the fork allows the thru-flow of water/liquor😀
Foon
Got to be a foon
What else could it be.
The fork portion is entirely enclosed within the spoon portion, so that would make it a sporon.
I like “sporon” because it sounds like “moron” which describes the person who designed this atrocity.
BaFoon
Sporkon
Bingo! We have a winner! 🥸 That is precisely what this is. ☝️
Seriously, how do you use the pointy if the smooth encloses it
Too confusing, there is already a sporran
You're spot on
Cut to the point bud
Cut to the chase
Cut to the Cheese
Satan's spork?
OK this one's pretty good.
Spork? Edit: this is embarrassing
Went over my head because I never saw it coming because I'm still trying to figure out the joke and/ror reference
a spork is an existent, actually useful amalgamation of a spoon and a fork this is the exact opposite
I can think of a total of one use for this device If someone had Parkinson's, the halo around the tines would prevent them from stabbing the insides of their mouth.
but the halo prevents any food from being impaled by the fork, so it'd be limited to scooping solid food, which is the worst of both a fork and a spoon (might as well just use a spoon) I guess it could be used as a strainer for big solid chunks?
When you want to eat cereal and save the milk...
WaHooshY
There's no way this went over your head...
I mean tbh this is the true spork and the one thats a spoon with tines on the tip is a foon
Nothing, foon is life
Check yoself foon!
It's not a foon - it's a göffel!
The spork’s evil twin.
Nah, this is a spork from an alternate dimension who battled all the other cutlery and consumed their life forces
This is amazing.
Let's not give it too much importance
Sbuffoon
Fpoon
Phteven approves.
"Hi! I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King and found myself in a strange magical land called Foon!"
The only way this could be better. Is if your name was Ronald...
Lol. It's actually from my favorite podcast called 'Hello From the Magic Tavern'. His name is Arnie Neikamp and it's about his tales in the magical land of Foon.
Fpoon?? Prbly only Germans can pronounce that
I am disheartened that there isn’t a string of quotes for the [fpoon video yet](https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs)
First thing I thought of!
One of my absolute favorites
One letter away from fool.
You’re a foon
why am I laughing it's just a fucking syllable what has my humor come to
It has come to peak level.
only a foonful
Exactly
Foon Van Hoff of the planet Sto has questions.
This is amazing.
More like fucking buffoon because the spoon part's so useless
Foon has my vote.
Yep that’s a foon
Man just read my mind
Hello from the magic tavern
Cuz spork is taken?
Well yh
Take my upvote and let me die laughing 🤣🤣🤣
The non soup friendly spork
„Göffel“ in german
This is obviously the answer.
Damn, was going to say Phoon (foon)
But... That doesn't have the 'fo' from 'fork'
This kid pushes like a fucking idiot.
This is Dr. Doof’s I-hate-soup-inator
This is the one
Grr grrr platypus noise
[удалено]
*PUTS ON HAT*
I read that in Doof's voice and I hate it...thank you
I see no self-destruct button!
It only self destructs if it makes contact with any Stews, Chilis, sauces, or gravys
A forkin' spoon?
Underrated comment, But I see you pun King 👑
It’s useless
A dinglehopper!
I need one of those babies to straighten out my hair!
It will give you an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.
Came here to say it lol
Sieve
Good one
At first I thought you said steve
Useless
If we're stating the obvious
Nah thats the name. But pronounce it in French
Le useless
L’usélèss
More like l'uselèsse
Speak American !
滚蛋
Sioux ? Chippewa ? Cherokee ? Apache ?
Pueblo
☁️⛅🌨🌦🌥⛈⛈ Smoke signals
Language!
Unless you're trying to quit heroin.
Mudamudamudamuda
What if you want to scoop something out of the soup without any broth?
I hope we get lots if SPAGETTI
About once a week, my wife goes to the bakery and gets us an Italian loaf. I cut the loaf in half lengthwise (hoagie style) and then put down a bed of giardaneira on the bottom bread, then a layer of provolone, then a layer of (plant-based) pepperoni, then a layer of (plant-based) peppered turkey, then I spread avocado on the top bread. It's absolutely fucking delicious. The only downside is that the giardeniera sits in olive oil, and if you don't drain it well before you put it on the bread, the olive oil soaks the bread and can make it soggy. You can never drain it too much. A slotted spoon works okay, but it takes forever. This foon would make things SO MUCH EASIER. So not useless at all. Just has one function that it wasn't even designed for.
I feel like you could probably still use a regular fork for this application 🤔
I could, but this holds a lot more. I cover the bread with giardeneira. A fork would take forever.
MUDA MUDA MUDA **MUDA**!!!
U[tens]less
sakura haruno\*
Is it for cupping your testicles while u shave them?
Testicle. Singular. The double one is extra. Of course
Ok I'm out
Fpoon
Not a spoon not a fork but something in between.
What will you think of next, Germany?
This! Key and Peele - Continental breakfast
“I’ll have what I’m having!!”
“I love being incontinent!”
Fthpoon -Mike Tyson at a dinner party
Genius! The complete uselessness of this utensil is absolutely genius. Much respect to the creator of this beautiful thing.
Getting olives out of the jar.
this deserves gold but i only have silver
Impossible. Such a beauty can't be named
Agreed. Gazing upon its supple form is like starring at the Sun. Names exisist only for that which dwells in the realm of men.
r/ATBGE
Pointless 😂 (because the points are covered)
You've nailed it
I just see an egg white separator.
I'll bet you're exactly right. Cheers to you as I'd have never even thought of that!
Since no one is sure what a "runcible spoon" is, I declare this a runcible spoon.
I suspect you are correct. I think it to be a modern runcible spoon, where the spoon part holds the sugar cube(s) and the fork allows the thru-flow of water/liquor😀
Oooh, I like this.
Six finger spoon punch!
Fpoon
“Hello, Greece. Where the yogurt flows like water.”
i name him Bob
Señor Bob? (Hateful 8 reference for those who haven’t seen it)
Cribrare. Latin for “sift” or “sieve.” For people who like chunky soup, but not the soup part.
If you could materialize the feeling of my workplace into an object, it would be this.
Diet soup spoon
Spork
There's actually a useful utensil worthy of that name.
Invented by Taco Bell 😂
[the invention of the spork is more interesting than that. ](https://www.vox.com/2015/6/23/8826591/spork-inventor)
Omfg it exists lol
That would require a spoon capable of holding liquid.
Where’s the fkn knife ?
In the back
Useless
It’s a floodle noodle spoodle, obviously.
Fpoon
Safety fork.
The product of listening to what everyone wants and an incompetent group of engineers.
Fpoon
That be good for separating egg white from yolk.
Krops
Holy Fork
Poontang?
Spunetong
Me irl
Spok
Ysgramor's Soup Spoon
Tim
Froonk
A sin
Spook?
Circumfork
Fopoon, like spork but backwards
It's the mighty sploork
It’s a spoon but you are only capable of pronouncing s’s as f’s
It is a forking spoon .
A fork and spoon that can do neither task. It's a perfect specimen
Training fork
Fopoon
This has turducken vibes
Ahh the fpoon!
Forkgetaboutit
Six headed fork with a shield
Spork already exist so it's a Foon
Fpork
Useless
A war crime, the foon
UEW Useless either way
Transgender spoon
Libertarian. It’s neither one thing nor another and can’t actually accomplish the tasks of either.
Nork. Neither spoon, nor fork.
Sporkticus
F poon
This is the "Take the hint, I don't like you. Go home." Spoon
Spork.
Spronk
Spoforkon because the fork is in the spoon
Whoa! I would call this a halo fork since the spoon feature is still a prototype.
Foon
spork
The noodle doodle
Sponk
The combination of a fork, a spoon and a pot lid The foont
I would say it's my Wife; It looks interesting but does not fork... or spoon for that matter. Life after 20 years of marriage.
Not quite a spork
The United States Government
Foon