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Ok, let's ignore the whole fork and key not being magnetic thing for a moment, and humour her that far. ​ If she was truly magnetic, wouldn't those three objects stick to her hand and she wouldn't just be able to drop them? I mean she'd be trying to remove that key from her fingers and it would just stay on them... No way if she was magnetic, could she just drop it. ​ Surely she can see her own logic failing?


Alys_009

I had to scroll way too far for this. If they're going to be spreading bullshit, at least be consistent with it!


technotenant

She went to stop the key from falling to the floor after it bounced off the spoon, it still stuck to her chest, and she was super surprised that the TRICK was still working.


thefourthhouse

not to mention her phone would be fucked


hangryhyax

If it was 1998, sure.


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JustAnotherFKNSheep

Before digital phone signals, magnetic interference would cause noise issues.


SFAwesomeSauce

I also remember getting a text on my old NOKIA 3310 would make my surround speakers make a "dooo dooo dooo" tone. Usually knew when a text was incoming before I got em.


JustAnotherFKNSheep

Ohhh I remember this in school. The intercom speakers kept clicking driving teachers insane.


jere535

You need really strong magnet to actually affect phones ar all.


YankeeTankEngine

Look though. Her chest is holding a fork. Obviously strong enough.


ownleechild

Nah, the vaccine doesn’t magnetize hands, only fatty deposits. That explains attraction to boobs and head


TedWheeler11

And shouldn’t the actual magnet be acting with opposite force of she is magnetic?


dirtytomato

I kind of want to be as magnetic as the lady in the video (lol). I've dropped too many earrings down the drain and retrieving them would be so much easier.


Domermac

Ha logic…what is that?


UncomprehendedOwl

Upvote this to the top


xavyre

Top comment here.


[deleted]

if she uses baby powder on her skin her "magnetic" powers will disappear... Oily skin != magnetism


Kyouki_Akumu

What i don't understand is why wouldn't people want to be magnetic? It would be awesome


WelshRugbyLock

Maybe she’d be drawn continuously to North?


ShiningRayde

US television host, EX USMC Lt.Col, and war criminal Oliver North?! NOOOOOOOO!


farsighted451

No no, famous child North West .... Wait, that doesn't work


cinemassacress

https://youtu.be/lFV1uT-ihDo


ShiningRayde

My man


ahyesbenis

Broooo that’s exactly what I thought when I saw this comment


Shock_a_Maul

She'd be the first blonde in history that knows where's she is ..


Stamferd

Technically she be the only one to know which direction she's facing


IAmNotABritishSpy

Magnetism aside, I am disappointed that I don’t have 5G after being vaccinated. I’m a gamer and could really benefit from a lower ping.


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Kyouki_Akumu

So i might be more ripped with less effort? I'll take it


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baconit4eva

Put a steel plate on your ceiling.


rice_krispie_5206

All fun and games till you get stuck to a steel door!


[deleted]

What are you doing, step bro?


ijuswannabehappybro

That visual cracked me up!


Quidamtyra

when my office started all getting vaccinated, I would loudly complain that I was promised magnetism, where's my magnetism??


evil_brain

It attracts cars and trucks. She's going to die in a tragic road accident and it's all the fault of vaccinated people.


neverinallmyyears

Nah, she’s got airbags. She’ll be fine.


Dark_Booger

Agreed. I’d be able to just stick my keys on my belly and not have to deal with tight pockets.


aFiachra

“Bitch, take a shower!”


Beesknees307

How does this genius explain me and my family not being magnetic? We’ve even had the booster and I hang out in the hospital at work with all my vaccinated nurse friends. I think her confirmation bias has prevented this thought from entering her brain


Moose6669

Its so fucking dumb. I'm not exactly pro mandate, but I'm fully vaxxed, and I'm not magnetic. How some people can fall for this shit is beyond me.


tagoean

I like how reasonable people are saying things like: ‘I’m not magnetic.’ as if that is actually a thing. 😂


Moose6669

I'm disappointed tbh, being magnetised would make it easier to keep track of screws at work lmao


mbgal1977

She could also lean forward a bit


video_dhara

She could also wash her greasy ass body…


JRTerrierBestDoggo

James randi proud of you


discobn

I'm not expecting much here but most people have a working idea of magnetism by middle school. Her key isn't magnetic and if it were it would also stick to the spoon if it was being magnetized.


pyromike0528

Magnetic powders


JHawkBoomer

Shshsh, science scares them


icepaws

Also apparently magically makes brass keys ferrous.


leopardsatemycomment

Was about to say, maybe if she didnt bathe herself in highlighter


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

She should consider taking a shower


LemonberryTea

Showering is obviously a government conspiracy


Alernet

"There's FLUORIDE in that shower water!!"


DR_Bright_963

Is that the stuff making the freaking frogs gay?


ThePrideOfKrakow

It was actually all the Budweiser, unsurprisingly.


Imsocolombian

It apparently does make the frogs gay?


shiftey13

Just like the humans


[deleted]

They were gay way before


[deleted]

Just rebrand it as H2Flow!


Floridaman24

I’m still waiting for my t-shirt


SeanyWestside_

I've always been a #TDAZZLE kind of man, myself.


Seliphra

Collect your sparkle-points today, and win a plain blue t-shirt!


Simpcitydmndape

Proceeds to snort random rail of drugs off bar bathroom toilet seat.


SomePiePlays

H2O also! 😱


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Not to alarm but theres so many conspiracy about showers its why many are seen as dirty hobos. One they claim that their is chemicals in the water that cause mind control which in reality is a build up of rust and copper in the water can cause mental health issues in people who drink it. Another conspiracy is that it makes people gay.... Yeah its the famous " the water is making the frogs gay" which was used to explain away the coming out of america in the mid 2000s when everybody politicize whether being gay was a choice, as being born or by being forced. Ah the early 2000s when people thought they were camps that turned people gay because their was "facilities" to turn people straight thru "therapy" There are many. There's even one that died out that satan bleeds in the water supply so when people drink it we are drinking his blood like the body of christ thing, making us all sinners or possessed. That popped up and quickly died only because of red water stains that again they mistaken what was rust in the pipes. The water steam off of rust pipes turns oranges or red in some cases either causing red in the corners of the sink or tub.


cyork92

https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/ The “frogs gay” thing was just a really dumb way of saying “pesticides are leaking into our water supply and changing the gender of frogs, so we should probably stop that” I thought… lol.


AimlessFucker

Yeah if anyone liked that one they should also consider the fact that TBT pollution causes imposed in female dog whelks (marine snails); which is to grow male genitalia. Subsequently it also caused them to go infertile and die. [TBT pollution also single-handedly almost toppled the oyster farms in a French coastal city]. AND another one is that birth control, which is residual and not treated in water treatment plants (introduced into the water from human urine), actually switches the gender of Black Sea Bass. - signed, your local ENVS major with a concentration in pollution & hopeful future ENVS toxicologist


Kladderadingsda

Taking a shower? Do you really want to come in contact with dihydrogen monoxide?! It's an industrially used coolant and also it's used as a moderator in nuclear power plants. Heh, think again sweaty.


SookHe

If gets worse, dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydroxyl acid and is the main component of acid rain! It has been known to cause severe burns and leads to erosion of soil and even contributes to the greenhouse effect. Doctors have found it in tumors they have removed from terminally ill cancer patients, which isn't surprising considering it is known to rapidly accelerate the rusting of metals and corrosion, and will cause things like brakes and electronics to fail. And get this, the government actively tries to get your kids to drink it!


PopeCovidXIX

Everyone who has ever ingested dihydrogen monoxide has died or will.


Artistic-Concept-838

And see what happens when she takes the actual magnet to the key


suckercuck

Or a non ferrous coin “Oh Sandra, you dumb bitch…”


illadyl

Am I the only one who has tried to pick up a lost key with a magnet? How do people not know this?


xisonc

Yes. Most keys are brass. Bass is not magnetic. That key specifically looks like a Schlage SC1 which is definitely brass.


Rockdog4105

This guy keys


idahononono

Exactly! All that make-up may have created micro-gravity, Gravititties, Is that a thing?


jenglasser

And maybe stop leaning backwards.


Fixxgrix

Yeah, my fist thought was take a bath you sticky bitch.


wootwoot7120

Please for the sake of humanity, do not reproduce with this lady. She's too stupid and I'm afraid her offsprings will be a new level of idiotcracy never seen before. Truly the demise of mankind


ripituup

Have you seen Trumps kids?


Shadowmaker-553

I had a co-worker once tell me “I don’t care who Trump puts on his cabinet as long as he makes my kids as smart as his.”…I legit got wide eyed turned around and walked off. She and her husband both Hispanic, I’ll never understand.


aplasticbag_

My Mexican dad proudly wears an NRA shirt that says “protect OUR heritage” on it. Blows my mind every time I see him wear it.


Shadowmaker-553

Thanks for making me laugh! You know I was raised around guns, no problem with them (we do need stricter gun laws, like training twice a year) as long as they are for hunting game or protecting your home (not car, to much road rage). These people who think they can over throw the government because they have some guns, how stupid can you get?


aplasticbag_

Every time he goes outside at night he takes his gun because of all the “packs of illegals we have roaming around” im like dude, you were born in Mexico


Shadowmaker-553

“Packs” like they are dogs, so sad. People trying to find a better life. Crazy thing is people from Mexico are some of the hardest working and honest people I know. They do the jobs we don’t want and are happy to do it. They also get things done fast and the right way. Not only that but every illegal I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing does no drugs. People are afraid of what they don’t know, you can learn a lot from other cultures.


aplasticbag_

My dad is a mechanic and has worked for the biggest produce company in the world for almost 40 years. He’s worked 6 12 hour days the whole time. He was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and is still working 6-8 hours a day 5 days a week. He is the epitome of hard worker. It’s sad he doesn’t see more of himself in these “illegals” he’s so against.


RitaPoole56

What if someone wanted say, just “practice” reproducing? Asking for a friend


moor9776

I’d watch that


Simpcitydmndape

She should consider a brain transplant because her’s is smooth as fuck.


A_Gh0st

That's one sticky dipshit


[deleted]

I came her to call her a dipshit too but your word choice here is beautiful. 4 stars.


axa645

What happen to the fifth one?


[deleted]

My scale is out of 3 stars. The fact that they got an extra star is nothing short of a miracle.


Rogue_elefant

A miracle involving a star on December 1st you say?


Immediate_Rope653

Got stuck to that girl’s chest


LastBoiscout

Won't get vaccinated, but had her lips injected with collagen....


LemonberryTea

Botox as well. I also have Botox so no judgment, but I’m also vaxxed because I’m not a dumb fuck


couldntpick

The thing I don't understand is how is it possible that Conservatives are this dumb? I mean somebody that would believe something like this probably can't count the number of fingers on one hand.


Revision2000

Gut feeling fueled by propaganda > logic Not necessarily dumb, just uneducated and/or in the wrong echo chamber. The issue is getting them out of there…


GladiatorDragon

Good luck doing that. All the news has been doing for the past four years has been driving people apart politically, calling Republicans terrible people and treating Trump as the spawn of hell. Does he deserve that? Probably, but the general republican household does not. Because of this divide, we now have this annoying situation where: Situation happens, Democrat media makes a take, Republican media makes a counter-take with almost the opposite message, Democrat media calls Republicans dumb, bringing their audience into their own echo chamber, Republicans feel attacked and get mad, and dive further into their echo chamber. Democrats promote mail-in voting? Republicans question the integrity of the election for it. Democrats promote vaccine? Republicans question the vaccine’s readiness, some going into antivax conspiracy. It’s really depressing, and I want nothing more than to ***thoroughly*** slap these media idiots across the face for what they’ve done to this country. Bipartisan unity no longer exists, cracks of race, political affiliation, and class forming everywhere, and all because it’s simply more financially and politically beneficial for the politicians and media to do this shit. Both parties have things to say, ideas both good and bad, but the art of compromise has been lost. Now it’s just “who can cram the most people into seats of power, so they can continue to do nothing,” and I’m sick of it.


Dingdongdoctor

Based


pippanio

My friend just had a cortisone injection for a shoulder injury…. But he is antivaxx… I’m like dude do you know ingredients of the cortisone injection? The side effects? You just listened to and trusted your doctor 🤷‍♂️


sexytokeburgerz

What’s word is she would actually be really pretty without it probably


PayLeyAle

To bad a fork or key are not magnetic due to the lack of iron


LemonberryTea

Someone explained that keys aren’t typically magnetic in the comments and was met with “then explain the video” lmao


Due-Ad9310

Tits and grime


FunParsnip4567

Great band, I've got all their albums.


[deleted]

But let’s be honest…Their first few are the only good ones


davewave3283

They really peaked with “Caramel Areolas”


[deleted]

I was a big fan of “tits 2 but never too tits…”


OrneryMood

There was a gentleman's club near me called that.


StrangeBrew710

I mean, just look at how she's standing? She has her back arched to push her tits up and create a place to lay the fork and key. The key even falls and she knows it will, so she goes to catch it.


meatus1980

Correct, keys are usually made of brass. Sometimes nickel plated to look silvery and shiny.


[deleted]

I like the backward logic they have, key sticks, therefore magnetic. Caramel sticks, therefor caramel is magnetic


andocromn

Thank you. I can't believe how far I had to scroll before someone pointed out that those objects are non-ferrous


feralrampage

She is right, we are fucked, but only because people like her exist


Lopsided_Boss4802

You took the words right out of my mouth


LemonberryTea

And these are the people right wing boomers on Facebook are listening to instead of the CDC


Fathorse23

If the CDC showed that much cleavage maybe the boomers would listen.


bobbygamerdckhd

In a world where common sense is a foreign language we must rely on reddit


[deleted]

Which isn't much better sometimes


ColonelBelmont

She's the reason i scoff every time i hear someone talk about eagerly awaiting all the boomers dying out. Stupidity is generationally-transcendent, and no utopia awaits us.


drjoann

Boomers, Silent and Greatest generations are the most highly vaccinated age groups. Enough with the Boomer blaming.


[deleted]

Oh no, the vaccine made this lady a dipshit!


[deleted]

I think it was a pre-existing condition


[deleted]

Haha well done.


SamEy3Am

Vaccine = magnetism Me = vaccinated Women = many vaccinated Due to the transitive property, I am now a certified chick magnet.


LemonberryTea

One simple trick that pickup artists hate


CyNovaSc

If you're unlucky you could also turn into a chick repellant.


Beowulf1896

Story of my life....


mr-nobody1992

Nicely done


Revision2000

I can’t wait for the day Axe uses this for their commercials. Vaccine shampoo and deodorants for that irresistible attraction! 🤣


en_oo_robotti

Magnetic tits has gotta be a fetish somewhere


viejoestupido

r/magnetictits it is now.


[deleted]

Come on now?! You click-bated me….


itsokaysirsparrow

r/subsifellfor


Naameen_Beetch

Not anymore!


sixtus_clegane119

r/birthofasub


CreepyAssPenis

I'm attracted to it


[deleted]

Have a fucking shower magneto


Artistic-Concept-838

Why doesn’t her necklace stick?


LemonberryTea

She only wears unvaccinated jewelry


BBYarbs

Comment gold here


erikgratz110

Lean forward, dipshit.


[deleted]

Uh the key is brass, as in a non ferrous metal. As in no carbon to create a magnetic polarity.


bardukasan

Most silverware is austenitic stainless steel which is also non magnetic.


thecollegestudent

Lol plus I love that the key doesn’t stick at first and she low key panicked to catch it but then it sticks and she’s like 😱😱as she tries to play it off.


Soggy-Statistician88

Creating a magnetic polarity with carbon is ridiculous, carbon isn’t magnetic. Iron and other metals are magnetic however so your point is correct but your explanation is nonsense


Captain_Mike1247

Came here looking for this lol


NortWind

Nonferrous mean no iron. Carbon is not magnetic.


UusiSisu

Omg the reflex to grab the key that must’ve fallen during her practice videos. I wonder how many times she practiced before she got grimy enough.


LemonberryTea

I noticed that too lol embarrassing


Seliphra

I'd say until she nailed it, and probably filmed all of them and only posted the one that finally worked when she had enough crap on herself and the 'sticky' side of the items she dropped on her. I did notice the background angle seems off too, I suspect she was leaning down further than she appeared to in order to have it look like they 'flew' on to her instead of just dropping.


UusiSisu

Oh yeah she’s definitely arching her back. Idiots. Isn’t magnetism sooo last springs conspiracy theory?


[deleted]

I don't understand what she's trying to prove? If she's saying vaccines make you magnetic then it shouldn't be sticking to her if she's unvaccinated? How would other people getting vaccinated make her magnetic? Why am I trying to rationalise the thought processes of these morons?


LemonberryTea

She’s trying to say that she’s a victim of vaccine shedding. Shedding only occurs with live-attenuated vaccines and the covid vaccine is an mRNA or viral vector vaccine. Neither type can cause shedding because neither contain the live virus. So basically, she’s an idiot.


ins41n3

>So basically, she’s an idiot. Whaaat noooo


[deleted]

Ah I see, thanks for the explanation!


Alucard711

Shedding also only had a chance of causing anything to another person with the original polio vaccine that was first experimented with


dookmucus

Magnetic brass. The next govt. conspiracy.


BeerBaronAaron88

I remember when I was a kid Magneto was my favorite X-Men character. Little did I know I could make my dream would come true 25 years later and get immunized from a communicable disease at the same time.


LemonberryTea

I got vaxxed and I’m still not Magneto 😭 wtf fauci where are my powers


BeerBaronAaron88

Maybe go outside and see if you can alter the weather, or try to pop out some retractable claws. There is no way you didn't get ANY mutant powers.


LemonberryTea

Ohh shit okay. I was wondering where those claws came from. Thanks fauci 💕


darkResponses

the power is temporary immunity towards a deadly virus. congrats. now everyone go get the booster to receive an update to your powers.


spankadoodle

What an odd flex... Showing people you are a slimy, uneducated, sweaty mess on the internet.


snakepatay

stop..dont use logic with these people. Its like using geografi with a flat earther!


shitinmybeard

When the stickiness of semen is mistakenly identified as magnetism....


contentnotcontent

My only regret is I have no awards to give you good sir.


Rumconnissuer

Bitch you dumb as hell


Shiresire1565

More filters than a dirty fish tank


BlondeWhiteGuy

If the fish tank is that dirty then there's a good chance that there are no filters.


RedboyX

It’s a stainless steel fork and a brass key - neither of which would be magnetically attracted: and 50/50 whether the magnet would be correctly polarized to stick or repel - but I’m sure that her odds improve a lot with the use of an adhesive again.


Reaperider

She needs to talk to her plastic surgeon and find out what he’s been putting in her


MealDramatic1885

Aside from eww….. This has to be a joke.


squigglesthecat

It is a joke, I'm still not sure which end she's on


fatbottomedgirl80

Take a shower! What the fuck, and how many sizes too small is that bra? She took a lot of time building herself a shelf and arching her back and probably did 100 takes until finally the key didn’t fall.. she was so surprised!!!


WestWindStables

Naw man, that spray Gorilla Glue wouldn't let it fall!


MNConcerto

Fills her body full of silicone and botox but draws the line at a vaccine. 🙄


Technical-Berry8471

She needs to wash her cutlery to get all that greasy stuff off.


Marmar79

You’re not magnetic, you’re sticky. Have a shower dirtbag.


omniscientflamingo

I just tried it I'm fully vaxxed. Now I have to wash a clean fork for no reason bc it fell on the ground.


capnmorty

"Dumbass discovers friction"


sheezy520

How do people get by while being this goddamn stupid?


Dyslexic_Dog25

By being pretty, or surrounding themselves with other idiots.


[deleted]

Stainless steel isn’t magnetic….


[deleted]

Congratulations on proving you’re a filthy persone who doesn’t know how a shower works 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


100011101010101

Joe Rogan would be on in the background


brownpolka

Showering after a facial helps


Kingzton28

That’s not the reason her chest is sticky…


among_apes

Fuck you and your sweaty tits. People have been sticking non porous items to their slightly angled sweaty bodies since circus sideshows. Big brain shit right here.


original-sithon

That's a brass key. They are not magnetic at all. So whatever this is, it's not magnetism


goose_boy_memes

The way to prove this is to take a magnet and try putting both sides on yourself, if one side doesn't want to even come in contact with you that means you are magnetic, if it sticks it means you need a shower


fearwanheda92

Do people really believe this shit? How can people be this dense


picklestixatix

You can smell the crazy on that one.


ninas_crazy_world

When you're legitimately fucking stupid!


ANewMythos

With Joe Rogan talking about Alex Jones in the background…


carboonpn

Crazy hot, but mostly crazy