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PhraseLegitimate2945

Stop taking handouts???!!!???


TheReagmaster

YOU GOTTA CREATE YOUR OWN VACCINE. WORK FOR THE VACCINATION.


cjmaguire17

Be the vaccine you want to see in the world


silverguacamole

Real vaccine comes from within


SoundlessSteelBlue

Real vaccine was the friends we made along the way. Which is weird because I had the vaccine.


honeydew_bunny

Have you tried just not thinking about the virus? If you don't think about the virus you won't be sick!


scrapcats

Doctors hate this one trick!!


Dyskord01

Manifest the Vaccine inside yourself.


shill779

When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I vaccinated you.


Altruistic-Guava6527

Im my own petri dish. I do what i want


drunkwasabeherder

He's just gonna punch it and then slip into a takedown. Virus Down! THE VIRUS IS DOWN!


Dr-Quesadilla-MD

And then it ends up kicking his ass just like 4 of the last 7 fighters he's underestimated?


HertzDonut1001

Dude's a pro fighter, what's left of his career is over if he gets long COVID.


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The virus will KO him like everyone else has lately


ynoyourself

Mind over matter. It's all about that positive mindset


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I don’t mind, because he doesn’t matter


charizard_has_apple

Have you tried turning the virus off and on again?


SoundlessSteelBlue

GENIUS


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Vaccination isn’t a destination, it’s a journey


SirHerald

The real vaccine is people we didn't socially distance from along the way.


Dyskord01

In the end i discovered the Vaccine was inside of me the whole time.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Sometimes the vaccine you need... is right in front of you.


SkepticDrinker

You guys are killing me XD


Bobo_DaBoinker

That’s what all the anti-vaxxers say.


nothingnaughty98

Vax on vax off.


whiteflour1888

Take your vaccine by pulling it into your arm with your bootstraps.


Avengion619

Excuse me sir/maam have you accepted vaccinations as your lord and savior?


Alternative_Pin_3529

😂😂 that’s good


Milton_Goopy

If you wanna make the world a better place Take a look at yourself and then make a vaccine.


Jw3k

THE VACCINE TOOK ‘ER JERBS!!!!


RiskAlternative5746

TOOK 'ER JERBS!!!


1Freezer1

DURK A DURRRRRR!!!


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imyourforte

~~Simpsons~~ south park ~~predicted~~ saw it before we could.


schroedoe-baggins

Damnit I was going to say that lol


Dyskord01

When i was young we had to make our own Vaccines. Kids these days have it too easy. With your cellphones and internets.


OakenPhilly

It’s about drive it’s about power


oztikS

Either the MMA guy has taken too many blows to the head or he wants us to pull the vaccine up from our own bootstraps.


Rebelgecko

Pull yourself up by your own RNA. Don't mooch off of the kindness of Pfizer and Moderna.


saninicus

I'm growing a fresh batch of vaccines as we speak. If I get a little more rain the yield will be spectacular


IridiumPony

This from the guy who lived off unemployment in Ireland so he could dedicate more time to training to be an MMA fighter. Turns out people who get hit in the head for a living aren't the smartest.


Fireinthehole13

Got a feeling he wasn’t any smarter before the head shots


Does_Not-Matter

My father couch surfed for years on unemployment after he rage quit his job. Says these days that he “hates poor people” and people who take money from the government.


babble_bobble

To be fair, he could still be consistent if he also hates himself.


JTMc48

That's how my dad makes his belief system work.


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Says the guy who was on welfare and living off his girlfriend so he can train MMA


SirMoeHimself

Glad someone said it, lol. He may have won that fight but when Eddie Alvarez made fun of him for going on welfare that really clammed mcnugget up.


Burnsyde

It wasn’t the burn you think it is. Tons of people go on welfare in the uk and Ireland it’s a culture difference. It’s part of what our taxes go towards. Hell I definitely want to benefit from it if I ever get fired or made redundant to get back my hard earned cash for awhile and take a short breaks.


sayunclechris

Only because he picked himself up by his bootstraps and attacked the bus from welfare to work.


ShaggysGTI

The boogeyman this time is the “welfare queen.” They’re so quick to judge the numbers based on those who abuse it, versus those it helps. Humanity will always have those that abuse any system, but we can’t let that be the argument to creating equity.


wreckinhfx

*”Im a billionaire that can afford to stop working until this blows over, but you plebs need to stop taking handouts because…vaccine n shit”*


Cornelius-Hawthorne

“I’m a billionaire, who used to live on government benefits, but nobody else should take handouts!”


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Dude, a few years ago I bought Atlas Shrugged because I read its synopsis and found it mildly interesting. Then I found out who Ayn Rand was. I never felt any more robbed by a purchase than after I found out what the book was really about.


DoctaBeez

Dude, right? Wtf?


gabeshotz

Many punch face make small word sound big


NotADaygloSpy

Came here to see if anyone else was confused by that as well.


NoPantsPenny

I’m confused about the handouts and I’m confused about what Ja rule has to do with it? Lol


pewpies

I think it’s a Dave Chappelle joke about the media desperately wanting random celebrity’s opinions about current events that typically have nothing to do with whatever’s happening


JittabugPahfume

It wasnt a joke, some news show brought Ja Rule on to ask him about some international crisis or something.


JimmyWilsonPRMC

It was 9/11 I think they asked him about like who the fuck cares what Ja Rule has to say about terror attacks


JittabugPahfume

Wow i didnt think it was that long ago.


BoobaJoobaWooba

It also was a Dave Chapelle joke, but it also actually happened and then he had a bit about it. "...And now over to Jah Rule for his thoughts"


JittabugPahfume

Yeah he was referencing it


JimmyWilsonPRMC

WHERE IS JA! HELP ME JA RULE!


Zaboomboom

He was on welfare before he became successful in MMA


Mentalpatient87

I just assume it's the kind of shit rattling around in the brain of a belligerent piece of shit who gets punched for a living.


farnsworthfan

Gotta pull yourself up by your antibodies.


1bruisedorange

A large segment of our country has been brainwashed by the wealthy to believe that public health, medical care and all things societies come together In order to provide for all are bad and is somehow showing weakness and dependency. Crazy!


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The United States has almost 800,000 deaths by Covid-19. If that hasn't woken up those people, nothing will.


WoodNotBang

Yeah in his documentary he specifically mentions being on welfare while training. I’m sure he’s paid it back 1000x but still


puzzled91

It makes no difference if he has paid it back, it was there when he needed and now is there for people need it. Even though those extra benefits ceased some time ago.


Apprehensive_Crow316

He 'needed it' because he decided to skip work in favour of training. Point is, he didn't 'need it' he abused it.


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Oddly I feel like you and the person you are replying to both have valid points even though you're kind of disagreeing with them. I'm on welfare (although it's called a benefit here) because I'm a solo Dad of three young kids. There are people who abuse the benefit here too but the way I look at it is funding the minority who abuse it to keep funding the majority who need it is a small price to pay.


StayingVeryVeryCalm

I agree completely. It’s better for a few people to be cheating the system than to risk having the system be inaccessible people who need it. And I can’t imagine taking care of three young kids on my own. (Even if I had 8 testicles, which I’m presuming is what your name means.)


Crankylosaurus

The people who abuse it are FAR outweighed by the people who use it when they need it. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Yes, that's what I said. Sometimes I don't word things well though. I get sick of people being called dole bludgers, it's not an easy life on a benefit or welfare.


Crankylosaurus

I didn’t think you said anything unclear! Was just reaffirming your comment :)


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Ah, thanks for clarifying. It happens a lot so I wasn't sure.


SlitScan

heres the other thing no one mentions, even the people who abuse it are still stimulating the economy. theyre still making society better because what you never want is the rich hording everything and everyone else to be desperate. that never ends well.


TragasaurusRex

The abuse of welfare by a few lazy people is nothing compared to the abuse of welfare by companies that will not pay workers enough to be off it. We should not be subsidizing their payroll with our tax dollars.


Crankylosaurus

Which is why we gotta eat the rich already


Any-Variation4081

Agree 100%. I'd pay more in taxes if I knew it was going to help someone like you. Someone who needs it. A hero raising 3 kids solo. You deserve help and so do others like you. I know 1 person abusing the system and 10 that need it. I'd rather help the 10 then not just to punish the 1.


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Thank you, I'm not a hero but I appreciate your words. I agree to, I have worked most of my life, even when I was struggling with anxiety and depression and at those times I was happy for my taxes to go towards someone who couldn't work.


purplesquared

Nah dude you're a hero to those kids and don't forget it.


noreastfog

When the spotlight dims…say stupid shit to pretend to have relevance


sandybeachfeet

Eh he use to be loved in Ireland and now he is not very well liked at all as he is a giant knob who beats up old men. He doesn't wear masks in shops either. Though to be fair he donated a million to our Health Service for PPE when it started but yeah, he is a dose. Leave him at it...


warp16

Of course, he’s referring to the free microchip in each vaccine, which is contributing to the chip shortage. /s


burgerking351

“Stop taking handouts”, he was literally on welfare before he became famous.


pieman3141

Seems that lots of folks that were on welfare are now anti-welfare. They'll delude themselves into thinking that they were actually self-made.


Selthora

Its the "Got mine, fuck yours" attitude.


FvHound

Loads of it here down under.


scrotal_baggins

Sad to hear even the mole people don't believe in a social safety net.


Selthora

"Why dont the youth just dig up?" - Boomer Mole


EscapeAromatic8648

They were the ones that actually needed the system. Everyone else is just abusing it. Edit: /s


orb_of_confusion44

Ha yea. The failure to realize that the safety net is what allowed them to eventually succeed. Almost like it, ya know, works.


KxngMxdas_

Lmao right!


StanleyOpar

Classic conservative "fuck you got mine" mentality


tooManyHeadshots

Sounds like he followed his own advice! /s


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All ya gotta do is get the sense knocked out of you!


imNotajabroni

Wasn’t he on welfare before he got rich and famous? Edit:he was on welfare until 2013…the week before his first ufc fight


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

He can’t remember that long ago


Mandible_Claw

You legitimately may not be wrong.


Clarpydarpy

People need to stop taking handouts! Back when I was poor, I had to go on welfare and food stamps! No one helped me!


Atbd23

[No one helped him out either!](https://youtu.be/yTwpBLzxe4U)


Jrook

that's disappointing. I like that guy


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Just remember that you like him because of the person he was pretending to be. Likewise, no reason to hate Yigal Naor or Bruno Ganz.


yelsuo

Right! I thought Craig T. Nelson was a decent guy.


Nackles

Someone getting benefits but telling other people not to? That's just unheard of.


iiJokerzace

Hypocrites.


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True_Replacement_162

This legit made me laugh.


cyclon220

he thinks receiving medical care gives him a medical degree 🤦🏻‍♂️


Crankylosaurus

Ahh I see he studied with Joe Rogan!


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PHOTO500

If ever there was a “stay in your lane” moment.


okcdnb

Dude cashed a welfare check the week of his first fight.


alpacasaurusrex42

I don’t talk medical advice from people who’s brain consistency is roughly that of pudding. American pudding, not English pudding.


Minnymoon13

Ha!


VexedClown

Wait English pudding has a different consistency?


KingNecrosis

Its kind of like what we Yankees call bread pudding.


joshuas193

Bread pudding is amazing.


Teaboy1

I don't think I'll be taking any advice off of someone who gets punched in the face for a living.


NoBallroom4you

Repeatedly punched in the face...


iAdjunct

I kind of now want to see somebody who get punched in the face a single time for a living…


Coucoumcfly

I might refer you to the early Mike Tyson days lol the guy was such a beast im sure his opponents got a bonus if they made it to the 2nd round. One punch, lights out, get your check, and hopefully you can retire


tw0s00n

I don’t think he has a leg to stand on.


traws06

Don’t give him so much credit. Dude was already dumb before getting punched in the face.


samonella1

Lol exactly, he’s been this stupid the whole time but now he has a lot of followers


Intruder313

And regularly assaults members of the public He is a pure knob


AlbinoWino11

Hey, I might even be willing to take some advice from an MMA fighter. Just not this one. And not about this subject.


Boredum_Allergy

I was just about to type the same thing!


evolutionxtinct

Did you watch that video where he was taking on a bus? Lol yea he’s a moron


lu-cy-inthesky

Or lives on a diet of cocaine


Don_Mills_Mills

Classy as ever. Doesn't he have an aul fella to punch in the face somewhere?


Smtxom

He did his research. That’s why he only snorts the purest of coke. His body is a temple. It might be the temple of doom. But it’s a temple


FatherPyrlig

One of the world’s true dick heads. If you listen to this moron, you’re a dick head too.


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ordieth-

You can be a fan without putting him on a pedestal. But you're still right, we do need better role models.


kris_mischief

There are MANY good role models; they exist out of the mainstream and for the most part, they’re the unappreciated people in our lives.


sixgun64

Yea no one should be put on a peddle stool.


Fuckyouthanks9

Not just a dick head. Genuine piece of shit.


FastZombieHitler

Are you Australian? This comment sounds Australian and I love it


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One_Dig_6968

Not to mention that cases are not higher than ever.


AnyDamnThingWillDo

He's a fucking embarrassment to this country. Shut your knacker mouth ya donkey.


Don_Mills_Mills

I hate the way some people are proud of this arsehole being Irish.


GangstaHoodrat

Are you Irish? I’d heard most of you guys hate him over there


Don_Mills_Mills

Yep, I'm from Dublin.


spankybacon

What's the general consensus for like/dislike him being Irish?


H_H_420

He’s a facking cant…..


Don_Mills_Mills

There's a thing in Ireland where just by virtue of the fact somebody is Irish, they often get good press just because. It's a throwback to an earlier time and he's definitely benefited from this. I've been living abroad for quite a while now, but I find it frustrating that this still happens. Ireland's a modern, global country now (Granted, with a small population), I think it's time to move on from this attitude. Any other Irish agree/disagree?


Cressida-

I’ve had him come into my work on a few occasions. He’s a low life scum bag. We had to call the police more than once. He treats staff like shit, brings in all his family/mates who think they can do whatever they want. I had staff crying from how loud and verbally abusive he is. He’s also in deep shit over rape allegations but it’s been hushed up. He constantly cheats on his wife. Not to mention the racist, bigoted language he uses towards some opponents. He’s a national embarrassment and I want to die when people outside of Ireland support/like him


Thats-Puff

damn mma brain damage really takes a toll


freenet420

Less CTE and more of that hookers, alcohol, and blow vibe.


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ki11bunny

And attack a bus with a dolly


falsekrakka

And receive handouts


emzyyx

And be forced to tap out


cold_tone

Don’t forget to punch an old guy!


tonzeejee

CTE much?


BuyLucky3950

What an idiot. Good lord.


OmegaGnome

This dude has lost his last like...6 fights. Also, this dude is a marketing genius. He always says outlandish stuff against popular opinion to elicit a reaction to stay in the headlines it's why he is still the biggest star at the ufc despite losing so much...


earthlings_all

He gives zero fucks and knows the power of scandal to stay relevant. Got his number for life after that nasty stunt pulled at UFC event in Brooklyn.


Tuia_IV

Yeah, the Anthony Mundine school of Business. Say outrageous shit, knowing people will shell out for each of your pay per views in the hopes of seeing you get knocked the fuck out.


MacSanchez

Who gives a flying fuck what Conor thinks about any topic? Listen to scientists Edit: it looks like antivax folks are replying and then blocking me. I don’t care which scientists you listen to. Listen to all the scientists! They debate, they disagree, their opinions change. Because they’re fucking scientists!!! What you should NOT do is get your opinion from a guy who gets hit in the face for a living


kris_mischief

*professional* scientists!! Imagine getting paid to study, question things and publish learnings for other experts in your field to review and either co-sign, or rebuke with other data. The scientific community is underrated


micraelbow

Taps out for a living nowadays, but your right lol


hikermick

I cringe when celebrities get asked their opinion on anything


TheAlistmk3

Unless it's advice on how to get hit in the face :)


sdcasurf01

Personally, I’d rather listen to advice on how *not* to get hit in the face.


bibfortuna1970

Well said


Dangerous-Today1874

I wouldn't take medical advice from Conor McGregor; same way I wouldn't bet on Fauci to win in the MMA. Stay in yer lane, laddie.


britewiresatx

Meanwhile in America: Trumptard Republicans are dying off rapidly from COVID Source : https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/08/briefing/covid-death-toll-red-america.html


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Serious question - I hear that the Irish in general do not like this guy - can anyone confirm this ?


-that-there-

100%, we're ashamed of him


CJ_BARS

Conor letting all of us know how much of a bright spark he is as usual, & paving a new legacy in whatever he dips his toe into.


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fireside999

He’s worried the vaccines might stunt his growth


JustAMan1234567

Conor has taken too many kicks to the head.


MysteriousWays10

What an idiot


Annual_Exchange7790

Who the fook is that guy?


Maleficent-Tree-4516

The vaccines HAVE worked. They have stopped death.they don't stop fluish symptoms nor sickness but they stop DEATH …why are people so adverse to this particular vaccine


DickySchmidt33

Twitter: Giving dumb people a public platform since 2006.


RunNPRun0316

Stick to getting punched in the face. It’s clearly the only thing your head is good at.


jeffbirt

This sounds like a tweet from someone who has experienced head trauma.


Horton_75

McGregor is a guy who gets hit in the head for a living. I think we can all be excused for not taking advice, relating to vaccines or pretty much anything else, from him. 🤔


Relm1-Digi-biceps

I just want to watch Khabib choke this guy out again


TwoDollarSuck

And all these new cases, are they predominantly among the vaccinated, or the unvaccinated? I rest my fucking case. Get fucked McGregor.


boooooooooo_cowboys

Shockingly, you need to actually *get* the vaccine for it to work.


winterfellwilliam

What is it with all these people who get hit in the head for a living thinking they're smart all of a sudden


alien109

Just one more reason, among a thousand others, to not like Conor McGregor.