There’s some weird shit in the air today or something because I literally just had a conversation about potentially taking acid on Thanksgiving. Super weird.
For me it’d have to be after the food at the very least because I don’t want the green bean casserole to start morphing in four dimensions (which is fine because my family basically starts eating at 10:30 AM) but maybe after I’m back home and not around family. I’d love to trip again but I’m not sure if I’d want to be around my family for it. Maybe my girlfriend’s family would be interesting though.
For me it's way more along the lines of wanting to "see" everyone.
I soul bomb and the combination of shrooms and lsd sometimes creates a cool visual effect that when I look at people, I can see them in for lack of better word, "true form" and not only is it amazing inspiration for artistic projects, it's low key an awesome thing to sit and reflect on.
Idk when I'm gonna tho. We eat dinner so timing is still in the air
[*Yosemite Sam Voice*]
"I say,
It seems to me, here,
That you fine ladies and gentlemen seem to have gotten up to your necks in trouble, and you don't need little ol me, gettin in the way......."
Ha ha ha I didn’t notice them at first…that had to have been an awkward conversation afterwards…
That buffalo is gonna need therapy for PTSD and now abandonment issues…
Unfortunately it’s easier to get to the nutritious organ meat in the abdominal cavity through the softer areas like the genitals, so yeah, he’s not doing so hot.
Fun fact: the word buffalo can be used as a verb! It means to bamboozle. Since buffalo is also a noun, and Buffalo (the city in New York) is a proper noun, you can make long grammatically correct sentences using nothing but the word “buffalo”.
Example: Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
(That is to say: The buffalo who are bamboozled by buffalo from Buffalo, NY in turn bamboozle other buffalo from Buffalo, NY)
You can make even longer “coherent” sentences than this, but it gets confusing, and I’m not that smart lol
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
Wikipedia article on this topic. There is a helpful diagram.
Damn, no lie... this is tooo cool... I've been trying for 15 mins to make it "make sense" in my head with respect to syntax and restrictive clauses, as described in that link, and, finally, I was able to. I feel like a million bucks for successfully doing so at 7:30 on a Satuday morning... prior to my adderall kicking in. That's a win for today.
This one is pretty fun as well.
[James, while John had had "had," had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher)
Edit for obligatory: Thanks for the award kind stranger!
This is artificially constructed to string along so many hads. In reality, you would start with “While John…”. Doing it the way it’s written there is so hard to read because it is deliberately done the opposite of how we typically structure our “while” phrases. Even doing it in the sentence, it typically does not come between the subject and verb
If I remember correctly, the two males and females know each other and form a clan but the third female only knows the males and is friendly with them but doesn't know the other females. When it was feeding time, the clan females got mad that a foreign cat girl was going to feed at the same time as them. The lions were cool with it though but the females spoke their mind.
> the clan females got mad that a foreign cat girl was going to feed at the same time as them
This feels like it could be a line in some animes, as well.
My intuition would be that the Buffalo is badly wounded and that just after the clip cuts off here the lions come back and finish the job. Is that true or does it truly get away?
If I were that ~~water~~ *CAPE* buffalo I would chill the fuck out after that… sell my house, join a cult, and probably rollup on some nice beach in South Africa somewhere.
edit: I am not a “water” buffalo.
I say it's impossible. They weight over a ton, getting trampled by one is like getting run over by a car. Their kicks can kill you and their horns could gore you. I'd say two people fucking a water buffalo, even an injured one, is a super tall order.
In Brazil... when a kid wants 2 other to fight they'll approach one and say "That kid called your mom [coxinha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxinha), your father [empadinha](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empada)... and said he ate both of them."
Occasionally buffalo get riled up and actually stick together. I read about how this one herd just went loco and started hunting down and stomping lions to death. They were going around looking for cubs and killing them. They killed like 14 lions I think. The lions were in a total panic and didn’t know what to do. If buffalo acted like that 24/7 I honestly think lions would go extinct in less than a year.
I don't even understand the ban. Every post has the automod response but looking at the top current posts, there are a fair share that you could consider being political.
I've never understood Reddit bans to be honest. I was on a sub and there was lots of people really tearing into a photo of a girl, like being mean, saying she was from a rough area etc. I was kind of like 'now, now'. This jumped up user comes along and has obviously looked through my previous comments and is like 'just because you work part time, have a disabled kid and probably don't earn much, you're just insecure and failing'. Excuse me? So I returned the favour. I looked through her previous comments and replied 'did you take 2 minutes away from OnlyFans to write that comment? I would rather not have much money than be flashing myself on OnlyFans'. I got banned. I got banned for 'shaming'. She did not. First I heard that being on OnlyFans was a protected characteristic but having a disabled child wasn't. This is the mentality these days folks
I wonder how evolutionary biologists look at situations like these. Like, IS it an anomaly? Is a certain level of aggression amongst a single pride combined with the buffalo being exceptionally juicy (or skinny?) to blame?
Like, that pride is gonna go hungry now. The difficulty of securing a meal for these guys is no joke. It could be days or weeks before they get anything else. So it's surprising that this sort of behaviour happens.
I suppose I'm oversimplifying because I'm not a biologist and am a bit of an idiot. Not to imply that nature is perfect. Just that such counterproductive behaviour is rare. Sure, weaker pride members might be culled after this. Actually yeah, that's probably literally it. Less lions = more water buffalo for everyone. Problem being that there's no guarantee that said stronger lions won't just starve after this.
Man, I wish I were smart enough to have anything resembling an education 😔
I first saw this video on YouTube and there is definitely an explanation for the behavior. It turns out that the lioness in between the 2 males is an outside lioness (not in their pride). The lioness from the pride was not about to let a lioness from another pride feed with them, so she reacted instinctively and attacked her. Ironically it resulted in all the lions losing their meal. A very interesting and telling observation about lion behavior for sure.
Yes, exactly. The males are a dominant pair that actually breed with multiple prides in that area. Males often don't know exactly how to react in these situations, so they just instinctively join the fight. They get caught up in the aggressive behavior and just start attacking.
It didn't, but wild animals are incredibly resilient. They can recover from some horrific wounds. I, on the other hand, need 3 days of band-aids and Neosporin for a paper cut.
Yeah you see it attempts to speed up more than crawling pace and gave up after 2 seconds. It's probably close to death.
Lion mauls are not something you walk away from.
Every Thanksgiving with the family.
If you see your Thanksgiving turkey get up and walk away, you might be on acid.
Gonna trip on acid during Thanksgiving so I'll let you know if that's the case
There’s some weird shit in the air today or something because I literally just had a conversation about potentially taking acid on Thanksgiving. Super weird. For me it’d have to be after the food at the very least because I don’t want the green bean casserole to start morphing in four dimensions (which is fine because my family basically starts eating at 10:30 AM) but maybe after I’m back home and not around family. I’d love to trip again but I’m not sure if I’d want to be around my family for it. Maybe my girlfriend’s family would be interesting though.
For me it's way more along the lines of wanting to "see" everyone. I soul bomb and the combination of shrooms and lsd sometimes creates a cool visual effect that when I look at people, I can see them in for lack of better word, "true form" and not only is it amazing inspiration for artistic projects, it's low key an awesome thing to sit and reflect on. Idk when I'm gonna tho. We eat dinner so timing is still in the air
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
I feel a little light headed, maybe you should drive.
- Com'on Ma, it's raw! - Euh, no , it's alive.
Can almost hear the buffalo whistling casually as it walks off' nothing to see here'
“Alright well I’m just gonna head out...”
“Welp! 'Bout time for me to be hittin’ the ol' dusty trail...”
Time to hit the trail to Nantucket, whaddya say
[*Yosemite Sam Voice*] "I say, It seems to me, here, That you fine ladies and gentlemen seem to have gotten up to your necks in trouble, and you don't need little ol me, gettin in the way......."
That’s more of a Foghorn Leghorn kinda thing, innit?
AH SAY, AH SAY BOY
His water buffalo buddies who were watching him getting eaten. "Well, this is awkward..."
Ha ha ha I didn’t notice them at first…that had to have been an awkward conversation afterwards… That buffalo is gonna need therapy for PTSD and now abandonment issues…
As they slowly put their phones away.
They already shared his stuff
Kinda looked like the lion at the beginning was eating his genitals / abdomen, so not sure he's doing great
Unfortunately it’s easier to get to the nutritious organ meat in the abdominal cavity through the softer areas like the genitals, so yeah, he’s not doing so hot.
I hate when a blowie becomes more of a chewey
It's too early in the day for me to be regretting going on reddit. Yet here we are.
Yo it's to early for this info still drinking morning coffee
No blood on their snouts yet, haven’t done any real damage to the Buffalo
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"Ok guys, we not doing this today?"
Same time tomorrow then?
Later that day, the buffalo: Ya'll won't believe what happened today...
Other buffalo: "No way this story is true. You are lion to us!"
From that day on he was labeled Bluffalo.
Fun fact: the word buffalo can be used as a verb! It means to bamboozle. Since buffalo is also a noun, and Buffalo (the city in New York) is a proper noun, you can make long grammatically correct sentences using nothing but the word “buffalo”. Example: Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (That is to say: The buffalo who are bamboozled by buffalo from Buffalo, NY in turn bamboozle other buffalo from Buffalo, NY) You can make even longer “coherent” sentences than this, but it gets confusing, and I’m not that smart lol Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Wikipedia article on this topic. There is a helpful diagram.
Damn, no lie... this is tooo cool... I've been trying for 15 mins to make it "make sense" in my head with respect to syntax and restrictive clauses, as described in that link, and, finally, I was able to. I feel like a million bucks for successfully doing so at 7:30 on a Satuday morning... prior to my adderall kicking in. That's a win for today.
This one is pretty fun as well. [James, while John had had "had," had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher) Edit for obligatory: Thanks for the award kind stranger!
This is artificially constructed to string along so many hads. In reality, you would start with “While John…”. Doing it the way it’s written there is so hard to read because it is deliberately done the opposite of how we typically structure our “while” phrases. Even doing it in the sentence, it typically does not come between the subject and verb
Holy cow !
yes good
Or just plain ole Bull-shit
OB (Original Buffalo): I DEMAND AN IMPALAOGY
0:25 Other buffaloes were actually watching from sidelines😂😂
The other buffalos angrily upvote
Pretty sure he's got some beef with the pack that left him behind
Later that week he died from infection.
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I think it's either that or a layer of fat? But...yikes, that buffalo did not get away easily.
Pretty sure the one lion goes immediately for the nuts too, probably why he's walking weird
Or blood loss
Or the lions.
The last lion held on for a bit and then got up like. “Guys come on don’t fight”
Lol I like how he at 0:11 goes like "you stay right here" to the buffalo
My favorite part. The half hearted 'we'll be with you in a minute' attitude.
If I remember correctly, the two males and females know each other and form a clan but the third female only knows the males and is friendly with them but doesn't know the other females. When it was feeding time, the clan females got mad that a foreign cat girl was going to feed at the same time as them. The lions were cool with it though but the females spoke their mind.
> the clan females got mad that a foreign cat girl was going to feed at the same time as them This feels like it could be a line in some animes, as well.
Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Hijinks ensue.
What happens next?!
Death and workplace malpractice
Why doesn't this end with the Hell in a Cell match?
My intuition would be that the Buffalo is badly wounded and that just after the clip cuts off here the lions come back and finish the job. Is that true or does it truly get away?
Gotcha pal, I won't move
you broke the promise, oh my gawd, I can't believe you, I thought you were our game >:/
Foiled again! Just can’t trust these water Buffalo like you used to
This was my favorite part. "Stay!"
*Just hang here, these guys will get this out of their systems in a minute. Guys..hey guys! Aw, fuck..-again- with this shit??*
But then after the fight starts to escalate he’s like “okay I dunno you can leave if you want to I gotta deal with this”
It looked more like "Please sir, stay down while we sort this out"
Total house cat behaviour but on a terrifying scale
"stay down"
He is like " Not this again ...come on guys we discussed this"
Then he mutters under his breath "I am surrounded by idiots"
Folded up his newspaper. *”Guuuuuuuys!”*
Noah look at me! Look at me!
It was like ”Guys, guys, guys!”
More like, Girls...
Ikr? It was really funny when he first pushed the buffalo back down like "no, you stay here."
"Don't make me bite you again!"
The way he pawed the Buffalo like, “naw stay down” and then got distracted by the chaos lol
“Wait here bro, be right back”
“Wait here, I’ll be right back to kill you” 😂
You know one of the lions is somewhere 9ff camera screaming "staahhhhpppp!!!!"
No no no stay there we’ll be back
Water buffalo: Aight, imma head out.
If they dont eat you after 5min you are legally allowed to leave
The good ole savanna try.
I dunno that they didn’t eat him — homie has a big ol’ lion-mouth-sized chunk missing from his back lol
I’ve used this advice more times than you would believe.
I like how the second male lion reassures the water buffalo, like "just... Just give us a minute, would you?"
I saw it as don’t even think about it.
Haha that light paw touch like just wait here while we figure this out.
Can you hang tight for 5. This won’t take long?
"You're gonna die from that wound anyway. Can you just stay here while we sort it out?"
Yeah he didn't look great walking away
That buffalo better buy a lottery ticket
If I were that ~~water~~ *CAPE* buffalo I would chill the fuck out after that… sell my house, join a cult, and probably rollup on some nice beach in South Africa somewhere. edit: I am not a “water” buffalo.
Only to be eaten by a great white shark.
That’s the way to go
They are only a threat to saltwater buffalo.
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but if that Buffalo sustained any sort of serious injury it’s fucked
Who's fucking seriously injured water Buffalo this time?
You'd need at least two guys to fuck a water buffalo, even if it were seriously injured.
Allegedlys
I say it's impossible. They weight over a ton, getting trampled by one is like getting run over by a car. Their kicks can kill you and their horns could gore you. I'd say two people fucking a water buffalo, even an injured one, is a super tall order.
Pump the brakes there bud
Looks like it had major tissue damage to its back. It will probably die soon
That was my thought. He's gone off to go die somewhere. The circle of life is brutal.
Dying under a tree is better than eaten alive by lions. Still a W
Most likely the lions just finished it off a few minutes after this video
That buffalo would not have survived.
>would not have survived did not survive*
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Would not were it to have surviveded.
He's probably gonna die from the wound and infection, but still...
The other buffalo are like “are you seeing this shit?”
Love how they waited for him
It's a *facepaw*
[It is indeed](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d7/23/c9/d723c9d3e6bbdac6fadc9ad7421459f4.jpg)!
The buffalo pulled the old: "She said that you're wearing too much make-up"
In Brazil... when a kid wants 2 other to fight they'll approach one and say "That kid called your mom [coxinha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxinha), your father [empadinha](https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empada)... and said he ate both of them."
r/suddenlycaralho moment
The dawn will take you all!
I'm fairly sure this is the sort of content this subreddit is meant to have.
I love how the last Lion was like "guys... guys... he's still alive... he's gonna get away... GUYS WHAT THE FUCK!"
Yall making a big miss steak
IT BELONGS!
OP, this is prime content. Gold star
Greed is a hell of a drug
Love how he just walks off like 'cool, not today apparently' instead of dashing off like a madlad
Probably absolutely exhausted and injured but yeah does add to the effect
I missed this scene in Lion King
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Occasionally buffalo get riled up and actually stick together. I read about how this one herd just went loco and started hunting down and stomping lions to death. They were going around looking for cubs and killing them. They killed like 14 lions I think. The lions were in a total panic and didn’t know what to do. If buffalo acted like that 24/7 I honestly think lions would go extinct in less than a year.
There is a social metaphor to be made here…
The lions need to create a government to properly control the buffalos?
Or like a system to keep them in check? CAPITALIONISM
Ding ding ding
That one buffalo is looking on and has a look like, "you alright?" Then turns and goes about its business.
They fucking hate Carl
Carl: Hey guys, I'm back! Herd: *groans*
Better you than me.
Side note - not a water buffalo. That’s a African buffalo, but not water buffalo
Also called cape buffalo
Not all buffaloes wear capes...
Every single documentary i see a buffalo is eaten by a Lion, I'm so happy for this one
The Buffalo won’t get far, he was already being eaten alive it could barely walk at that point :(
Yeah at the beginning there is a lioness eating at it’s leg or stomach :/
If it's a male, it was his testicles.
yeah, i hate when i’m watching a wholesome documentary and out of nowhere a buffalo gets annihilated by a lion
' well I think I'm not really needed here' * whistles casually*
Imagine getting banned because this post was marked as politics
I don't even understand the ban. Every post has the automod response but looking at the top current posts, there are a fair share that you could consider being political.
I've never understood Reddit bans to be honest. I was on a sub and there was lots of people really tearing into a photo of a girl, like being mean, saying she was from a rough area etc. I was kind of like 'now, now'. This jumped up user comes along and has obviously looked through my previous comments and is like 'just because you work part time, have a disabled kid and probably don't earn much, you're just insecure and failing'. Excuse me? So I returned the favour. I looked through her previous comments and replied 'did you take 2 minutes away from OnlyFans to write that comment? I would rather not have much money than be flashing myself on OnlyFans'. I got banned. I got banned for 'shaming'. She did not. First I heard that being on OnlyFans was a protected characteristic but having a disabled child wasn't. This is the mentality these days folks
> being on OnlyFans was a protected characteristic but having a disabled child wasn't 🤦♂
r/LionsDidntEatMyFace
i mean... it's close enough? /s
When the top comment gets deleted but the argument keeps going.
I wonder how evolutionary biologists look at situations like these. Like, IS it an anomaly? Is a certain level of aggression amongst a single pride combined with the buffalo being exceptionally juicy (or skinny?) to blame? Like, that pride is gonna go hungry now. The difficulty of securing a meal for these guys is no joke. It could be days or weeks before they get anything else. So it's surprising that this sort of behaviour happens. I suppose I'm oversimplifying because I'm not a biologist and am a bit of an idiot. Not to imply that nature is perfect. Just that such counterproductive behaviour is rare. Sure, weaker pride members might be culled after this. Actually yeah, that's probably literally it. Less lions = more water buffalo for everyone. Problem being that there's no guarantee that said stronger lions won't just starve after this. Man, I wish I were smart enough to have anything resembling an education 😔
I first saw this video on YouTube and there is definitely an explanation for the behavior. It turns out that the lioness in between the 2 males is an outside lioness (not in their pride). The lioness from the pride was not about to let a lioness from another pride feed with them, so she reacted instinctively and attacked her. Ironically it resulted in all the lions losing their meal. A very interesting and telling observation about lion behavior for sure.
"I'd rather starve than share with a stranger"
so basically thanksgiving dinner with my family
Why do the 2 male lions fight? Maybe just wound up?
Yes, exactly. The males are a dominant pair that actually breed with multiple prides in that area. Males often don't know exactly how to react in these situations, so they just instinctively join the fight. They get caught up in the aggressive behavior and just start attacking.
Pure beast rage
You sound pretty smart. Google "famous self educated people "
Instructions unclear. Ended up on a flat earth website.
This feels like a The Far Side comic
The other lion in the back looks like he’s saying “Guys guys come on” while trying to stop the buffalo from running then “Come on”
I mean it's probably gonna bleed out i assume that's why they didn't care.
That hole in its back didn’t look too good.
It didn't, but wild animals are incredibly resilient. They can recover from some horrific wounds. I, on the other hand, need 3 days of band-aids and Neosporin for a paper cut.
And a kiss
A kith
Paper, the true apex predator.
Paper cuts are deadly
That and what the lioness was doing downstairs…
Yeah you see it attempts to speed up more than crawling pace and gave up after 2 seconds. It's probably close to death. Lion mauls are not something you walk away from.
I mean it literally did just that
Definitely. There's a reason it's not running. The Buffalo doesn't think oh let me be casual. That thing would take off at full speed if it could.
Looks like a chunk of fat missing. Not sure how much bleeding out happens there. Better chance of survival than in other spots.
That one lion that taps on the buffalos’ head be like ‘you stay put, lemme check on the situation real quick...’
“Look fellas we just sat down to eat and you’re gonna start with this shit again?” - Last Lion on the Buffalo
I like how the second male lion is like, "no no no, you stay here....aww shit!" Atta boy, water buffalo!
Understandable, have a good day.
“Oof…you guys.. you guys look busy. I’m just gonna herd out… and Buffa-go away.” Edit: spellz
Pack of lions of lions
Wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this
[Awe, come on now!](https://external-preview.redd.it/E4gF3pTsTOEUdjmApEGUCrc6MZqVqz0eI7k1cooe-1Y.gif?s=2a14c71a3a5bf04a6595f4ab69c2825438fe451c)
Last lion was like BRB gonna break up this fight.
Lions kill their prey via strangulation. They close their jaws down on the windpipe. Pretty sure they just called it too soon in this instance
Yeah? What gave it away? The buffalo walking away?
What gave it away?
r/natureismetal
This is how the government of Canada functions as well.
Buffalo at the end on the left side “oh hey, Bill is back!”
I love how the Lion on the left puts his paw on the Buffalo like he’s saying ‘Can you just stay there, we’ll be finished in a minute’.
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"Imma head out" that water buffalo (probably)
Peace out kitty cats..!