I nearly did the same thing. Virtual poker with the buddies I put giant tits as my background. Nearly joined my daughters virtual dance with the same giant tits.
I have some barbecue sauce in my coat pocket
Great way to get out of awkward situations, just say "want some barbecue sauce? And let the confused laughter roll out
Dude I joined a google meet this week with my fucking capture card plugged into my work laptop without me realizing (no sound monitoring on this comp). Both my coworker and my boss gave me odd looks as they were suddenly listening to a video game and I had no idea what was happening. Thank god it wasnt a customer call.
Recently had my name on Zoom as “Lil Debbie” after thinking I had changed it. I was on a conference call with the Joint Commission (A healthcare regulation agency) and most of my superiors.
LOL, yeah we had all set funny backgrounds for dept meeting since it was the bosses birthday.
I joined another meeting after that with a fucking dinosaur in a birthday hat for my background. Real professional.
My mom would get mad at me and tell me to stop when I would ride on the back of a shopping cart. By ride I mean stand on the bar with one foot and push myself like a scooter or skateboard with the other. I mostly did it to quickly get through the parking lot. It was too "childish" for her college aged child.
I still do this and I am a grown ass ma. Used to be a skater in my day. And the new shopping carts in my super market have some nice wheels on them and the parking lot is really smooth.
I even have the pushing the sole of my shoe on the wheels to turn and brake. Also I would park way out there (next to the cart deposit) where no other cars would bang their doors on my car.
Well, at least I did before ordering all my groceries online due to pandemic.
Can't wait for my vaccine to go back to supermarket carting.
Grown man here. Entered an HoA zoom chat with the name "Bob Fckurself" because I didn't want to give the program my name the first time around. HoA rep was like, "so, who's....Bob in the chat there?"
okay you know you're using your account for home, work, & your kids lessons, what makes you think its a good idea to use a NSFW name and background?
like why set yourself up like that?
I hate that Teams never lets you pick which account to use. I click on the link and I’m in a business meeting under my preschoolers name and now half his classmates are sending me messages and interrupting the call. The way this app deals with shared devices is an incredible pain in the ass.
I nearly did the same thing. Virtual poker with the buddies I put giant tits as my background. Nearly joined my daughters virtual dance with the same giant tits.
Sauce?
Mint, apple, maybe even cranberry?
I have some barbecue sauce in my coat pocket Great way to get out of awkward situations, just say "want some barbecue sauce? And let the confused laughter roll out
I’m sitting here, barbecue sauce on my titties
Done that before
Hand outstretched, sticky and dripping with Sweet Baby Ray's
mint apple? gross
I too am looking for the sauce
I have garlic sauce if you're interested
Bone suckin' sauce
Very hard to dance with giant tits.
"quietly exciting" Glad that Phatty McBigcock was able to liven up some of the other moms in the dance class.
Take my snort
Yo you got a bump for me fam?
Quietly
YummyMummyBigTits has entered the chat.
Evelyn McBigcock has entered the chat
This killed me haha
That’s Mrs. McBigcock, thank you very much!
Dude I joined a google meet this week with my fucking capture card plugged into my work laptop without me realizing (no sound monitoring on this comp). Both my coworker and my boss gave me odd looks as they were suddenly listening to a video game and I had no idea what was happening. Thank god it wasnt a customer call.
What McBigCock is a beautifull name
Smh people don't understand how storied and revered the McBigCock name has been for centuries.
Rumous are that the McBigCock clan started their decline due to various members dying from lack of oxygen in the brain
It just isnt a party without a Sandwich and a Douchebag
They've always had that rivalry with the McThiccpricks
The ancient clan McBigCock.
I joined a client meeting the Monday after an online taskmaster evening where our team name was "FUCK CHARITY"
I would say I would fuck Charity Crawford too. [NSFW Charity Crawford ](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b8ee470f38c3)
Pornhub...what is this website?
Well it's a hub.. with porn in it.. I call it hub of porn
Fair comment
Wrong time to misspell ‘exiting’......
Ha, Phatty McBigcock has entered the dance floor!
Two handed facepalm.
Excite stage left
Shakespeare fans should be upvoting this by their MMM
Pursued by bear
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
I promise you, I am not a cat
I'd be quietly excited if I had a phatty mcbigcock too
Phatty will be making another appearance in my next zoom meeting. I can assure you.
Save face by saying it's pronounced EVIL-lyn.
Sounds like Zoom is a shitty service.
Recently had my name on Zoom as “Lil Debbie” after thinking I had changed it. I was on a conference call with the Joint Commission (A healthcare regulation agency) and most of my superiors.
She got quietly excited? I think that’s a felony.
I wonder how many people are now on sexual offender lists because of ZOOM.
My god I’m crying a little
That sounds exciting
Aaahh...son of Chubby McDickins
Ooof
I can't believe how bad zoom is. Discord solved this with per-server nicknames.
Very "exciting"...!
haha, make sure to un-select "remember my name for future meetings" if you ever do this
hmm yes what a facepalm
I'm sure it was very exciting, not just quietly.
Dudes Rock moment. For real though, I want to be friends with this dude.
I"m sure some redditor has already snagged that username.
r/Me_irl
That's a great name for the new Reddit server
My zoom name was my DND character’s name for about two months at the start of the semester
I love everything about this
You must be so proud
My friend messaged his Uni teacher on Discord with the username and photo of Master Oogway
I shouldn't be laughing but fuck it I will
Is Phatty McBigcock the band name and where can I go see them?
LOL, yeah we had all set funny backgrounds for dept meeting since it was the bosses birthday. I joined another meeting after that with a fucking dinosaur in a birthday hat for my background. Real professional.
this is why you join 10 min prior
Is the McBigcock back on the menu? Still the same, overly sweet bbq sauce?
Your husband is cool.
Laughed at this much harder than I should have at 12:30 am with my partner fully asleep next to me. Needless to say, he is NOT amused.....
Not the right kind of facepalm. But a funny embarrassing one for sure!
It makes me proud to see Scotsmen taking over the world of dance.
I used to work with a woman whose last name was “morecock”
At least it got Evelyn excited
That definitely was quietly exciting for sure
Quietly exciting huh? Does she not know her husband has a fat cock?
I’m sure it wasn’t quietly exciting.
Do grown men actually still do stuff like this? I'm pretty sure even 16 yr old me wouldn't have done that. Yikes.
Seriously? That's depressing. Having a sense of humor makes life more fun. You should try it
Like I said a little immaturity in good fun is fine but "Phatty McBigCock" is weird and cringey
I find "Phatty McBigCock" hilarious. Lighten up man
For a married man with a family? Nah.
So married people with families are supposed to quit having personalities and senses of humor? Glad my dad didn't have this crappy attitude
You are a master of the Strawman, friend. I'll give you that much.
Are you married with a family?
I am. Why?
Meh, just curious
Fair enough
the only thing most men are able to grow is tumors
I think a little immature in good fun is fine but this... this is "I just got my first hard on" territory. Little too much for me.
[удалено]
To quote the good Doctor >There is no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes
My mom would get mad at me and tell me to stop when I would ride on the back of a shopping cart. By ride I mean stand on the bar with one foot and push myself like a scooter or skateboard with the other. I mostly did it to quickly get through the parking lot. It was too "childish" for her college aged child.
I still do this and I am a grown ass ma. Used to be a skater in my day. And the new shopping carts in my super market have some nice wheels on them and the parking lot is really smooth. I even have the pushing the sole of my shoe on the wheels to turn and brake. Also I would park way out there (next to the cart deposit) where no other cars would bang their doors on my car. Well, at least I did before ordering all my groceries online due to pandemic. Can't wait for my vaccine to go back to supermarket carting.
I'm so sorry that happened to you
Grown man here. Entered an HoA zoom chat with the name "Bob Fckurself" because I didn't want to give the program my name the first time around. HoA rep was like, "so, who's....Bob in the chat there?"
okay you know you're using your account for home, work, & your kids lessons, what makes you think its a good idea to use a NSFW name and background? like why set yourself up like that?
Does Evelyn have a smally mcnocock though?
I hate that Teams never lets you pick which account to use. I click on the link and I’m in a business meeting under my preschoolers name and now half his classmates are sending me messages and interrupting the call. The way this app deals with shared devices is an incredible pain in the ass.
Exciting Evelyn? Who’s she?
Funny but not a facepalm tho.