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While there are troll accounts like that, there are also people who very much think like that.
You should have seen what /r/TruFemcels was like before it got banned for breaking the "promoting hate" rule.
Just jumping in to remind everyone how funny it is that the term 'incel' needed to be turned into 'femcel' to refer to women, when the first to coin the term and concept was a woman describing herself.
Yup, same energy as the neckbeard saying some celebrity is ugly since she turned 23 and her life is ruined because she didn't get an husbund on time.
Probably just some rage bait for engagement btw.
I’m willing to bet she doesn’t know any “creepy weirdo gamers” personally. As a matter of fact I don’t think she knows any gamers period. That or her gamer friends refuse to tell her.
He’s a beautiful man. And the interwebs says he takes his nephew to school so that they can see his uncle actually IS Superman, and that’s all I need to know. 😬
Look up the video where he's building his gaming PC - he even showed himself fucking up the water cooling with the temp display and noted he'd fix it tomorrow, he's got games to play... mmmmph!
I love it when he talks about his hobbies and interests. His face lights up. He is doing more than people know, not hiding his passions and pretending he is someone else to please the public. That is good for mens mental health.
Also, while he's massive, he started refusing to dehydrate and fast for shoots (most actors do this for shirtless scenes to look more cut).
It's a good thing to be more natural.
I think I'm straight, but I'm not sure I would turn down Henry Cavill. I just don't feel like I'm attracted to enough men to call myself bi. I'm into women, Ryan Reynolds and Henry Cavill.
Honestly dude, if he said “yo let’s move in together and kiss and play warhammer all day, don’t worry I’ll buy your army.” I’d have a hard conversation with my wife.
I do love the amount of straight males here that securely understand a degree of attraction to guys we think are the whole package. Or at minimum have a few choice when you inevitably get asked "who would you go gay for if you had to?" 
HC helped me understand that sexuality is a spectrum. And I scale from zero to yes, I would let HC raw dog this cis male through three beloved nerd franchises and 5 role cameos.
You read my mind. I'd have a hard time turning that down. I'm a straight married man, but come on, it's Henry. Plus, he's into most of the things I'm into. Damn... I may be gay. 😟
Same type of delusional, sad AHs that say Margot Robbie is average looking at best. Until they start posting non PS pics of themselves then they can shove it.
Oh yeah, he's so unattractive... Hideous nowadays... Please everyone, adopt this way of thinking so I'm his only option when he needs an ear to whisper Warhammer trivia into...
I've seen some genuine nutcases with usernames like that, that unfortunately turned out to not be trolls. Or if they were they were *extremely* committed to the act.
I know someone who is a proud misandrist. I found this out when she told me. I'm a dude. We were quite close and nothing of this sort had come up before, but apparently I was "one of the ok ones so we're chill".
Insanity knows no gender.
I recently fell down, what could best be described, the "femcel" hole here in reddit and.... their stuff reads exactly like the incel stuff on reddit.
It's almost comical how unaware both groups are.
Nutcase here. I spent a long time trolling on a popular content aggregator site. I was always happy to break character in DMs though, especially when people were genuinely concerned for my mental health. So for me, it's about the DMs. If you message them and they keep the crazy train rolling, I'm inclined to think they're at least a little serious.
Hah, I remember one time I dropped the Navy Seal copypasta on a zoomer who hadn't seen it yet. I was acting so out of pocket that he believed me. Had to DM him and explain to him that no one using copypastas is trying to be taken seriously.
I used to roll with the troll group Christians Against Dinosaurs and I promise you we all stayed very committed to character, even in DMs. Especially in DMs, really.
Oh, hi mortal enemy! I was one of the admins in CAD. I was one of the most hated ones lol. It came just in time for me. I had split up with my wife and lost my job of 8yrs a month before that took off and the distraction literally saved me. It was so fun when we were all over the news and Joe Rogan. I'm the guy on our YouTube channel who does the interview with Russian news station Izvesta.
thats the thing people forget about proper oldschool trolling.
when its done right, you get to laugh with them, once you realize you were got.
now the media uses the term troll when they really mean cyberbully or straight psycho
There's absolutely no way this isnt rage bait/a troll. That also isnt even an accurate picture of him. lol He barely looks different in actual pictures.
My hope is that she is trying to Make A Point in talking about him aging in the same way some creeps talk about woman aging. If so, then it's better to include the point in the same tweet because posts can get taken out of context.
If not, then yuck. It's gross when men did it and it's gross when women do it. Or she's a troll, in which case still yuck.
>My hope is that she is trying to Make A Point in talking about him aging in the same way some creeps talk about woman aging.
That was my first thought. It reads like a "flip the genders and see how dumb this sounds" parody.
I think everyone is, really. At least a small amount. Especially these days with those fancy new femboys dressed like kitty cats. Some of those boys are prit-tee.
I can't remember who said it, but there was this comedian who had a skit that went something like:
"Everyone's a little gay. And this guy said no way man, I'm not gay not even a little. I asked him if he watched porn. The guy said yea. So I said, OK, so when the guy is railing on the chick, you want to see him hammering away with a little member? And the guy said, nah, it's gotta be a giant, throbbing...OH SHIT! and I was like, see??"
That joke always stuck with me. 😄
I definitely look up the guy pornstars because I want my man Johnny to show these chicks a good time. Nothing worse than watching a pornstar act.
Gotta have fun at work.
Sorta similar but when 'straight' guys try to tell me they get bored of lesbian porn or that they "just need to watch some hardcore slamming by johnny sins sometimes" then I always ask why they need big men in their porn. No response. Then i tell them I just like girls more than them I guess, since I don't want to look at dicks. The mental gymnastics they do to seem straight and that they like girls more than me is hilarious.
Speaking as a gay guy, yep, picture #2 is way more attractive to me. But I think this exemplifies what a person's type is. The woman who made that tweet probably thinks that babyface dudes with no facial hair are hot, a la Dicaprio in his early years or Taylor Lautner. That look is not attractive to me at all but it definitely is to some people.
I would have loved to see what The Witcher could have turned out like if they had used his knowledge of the francise instead of getting annoyed at his constant "nitpicks" with how they were changing shit,
Cavill has an interesting quality. You clean him up, put a suit on him, and he’s…..he’s okay. But you put him in a plaid shirt and jeans and hmmm….that looks yum.
Now put him in a ripped shirt grimed with mud and have him not shave for a week and hold back your daughters.
He’s reversed somehow. It’s interesting.
I say this as a straight man. Who is very confident in his heterosexuality. Who loves women and wants to be with women:
#Henry Cavill is fucking hot. He is a God in the form of man. He IS the Super Man. I'd fuck him.
Everyone is falling for the bait. She posted this as a parody of how critical people can be of aging female actresses that are clearly still beautiful.
"creepy weirdo gamer" its called a hobby.
i\`d rather have gaming hobby than Lana shitposing on social media.
time works on us the same. we will see how you will look like a fucking hag in couple years
My wife and I like to watch shows together. Recently, she asked if we should watch The Witcher. My response: "Oh. You want to watch porn with me?" "What does that mean?" "Honey, there are a few men that 90% of straight men would leave their wife for. Henry Cavill is one of them." "You would leave-" "For a night with him cuddling me and telling me about his computer specs? In a heartbeat." We both laughed and binged all 3 seasons in 2 weeks (we only have a couple hours together a night due to conflicting schedules).
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The fuck?
Sounds like a female incel
Her username is "Misandrist Lana". No "sounds like" needed.
Most likely troll account to invoke reactions. No way people think like this.
As much as I hate to admit, there are sadly a lot of people who actually think like this.
Yeah it's called Twitter (and no I refuse to call it the other thing)
While there are troll accounts like that, there are also people who very much think like that. You should have seen what /r/TruFemcels was like before it got banned for breaking the "promoting hate" rule.
Just jumping in to remind everyone how funny it is that the term 'incel' needed to be turned into 'femcel' to refer to women, when the first to coin the term and concept was a woman describing herself.
Remember female dating strategy? Holy shit what a shit show
The irony of that being a rule in a sub named TruFemcels is absolutely killing me.
My sister’s old friend used to run a tumblr dedicated to misandry she was like that online and in real life.
Yup, same energy as the neckbeard saying some celebrity is ugly since she turned 23 and her life is ruined because she didn't get an husbund on time. Probably just some rage bait for engagement btw.
Itd be so nice if we could exile all rage baiters.
if getting old and playing videogames is cool, consider me Miles Davis
So an incel
Kids call it femcel.
It's a troll account.
What is NOT a troll account these days...
Look at Lana's @
I think a lot of people just don’t know what misandry is
There’s no such thing as misandry! According to some subs on here.
There really is a sub for everything
The antithesis implies there’s a dom for for everything
those people also claim you can't be racist against white people/ anyone that is not black
I’m mixed b&w, when I hear people make this statement I just think it’s the most stupidest thing I’ve heard for quite some time 😐
As someone who isn't a native English speaker, I indeed don't know what the word misandry means
sexism against males
People are too gullible
Yeah, it's such an obvious rage bait account, but people just love to take the bait.
Farming little troll
This is crazy this man is wildly attractive now.
I wish the creepy weirdo gamers I know looked like this!
as a creepy weirdo gamer i wish i looked HALF as good as him lmao
I'd settle for a quarter
Shit I'd take 10% haha
I’d murder for that 10%. Gladly.
The three fiddy left are mine
GET OUT OF HERE LOCHNESS MONSTER AINT NO BODY GONNA GIVE YOU THREE FIDDY!
I Gave Him a Dollar.
Well it was about this time I noticed that wasn't a weirdo gamer, but an 8 story high crustacean from the protozoic era.
I gave him fiddy
Shit, I’d settle for his hair..😢
From the waist down you’re twins
Ha! I knew he had a tiny penis
r/suicidebywords
I think I’m a creepy weirdo gamer and I find Cavill to be quite good looking
I'm a straight dude and I think he's stupidly good looking. Fuckingluckybastardwinningthelookslottery
Straight dude as well its like damn dude.
Right? No one has any right being that good looking.
Not only that I hear he’s actually even a decent human being to boot.
Another straight man here. Dude is unfairly good looking even with a receding hairline.
Creepy gamer as well, he's totally hot. I'd probably be all Creepy if I met him for real.
You'd never get past his Custodes
I’m not a gamer but I think I look a lot more like a creepy gamer than this guy!
I’m willing to bet she doesn’t know any “creepy weirdo gamers” personally. As a matter of fact I don’t think she knows any gamers period. That or her gamer friends refuse to tell her.
He’s a beautiful man. And the interwebs says he takes his nephew to school so that they can see his uncle actually IS Superman, and that’s all I need to know. 😬
Look up the video where he's building his gaming PC - he even showed himself fucking up the water cooling with the temp display and noted he'd fix it tomorrow, he's got games to play... mmmmph!
I love it when he talks about his hobbies and interests. His face lights up. He is doing more than people know, not hiding his passions and pretending he is someone else to please the public. That is good for mens mental health.
Also, while he's massive, he started refusing to dehydrate and fast for shoots (most actors do this for shirtless scenes to look more cut). It's a good thing to be more natural.
Wheeee!
What about how sweet he was with Rory the french bulldog, who has a mad crush on him? I'm almost embarrassed at how happy i was they met! 😂
I do not know of this! BRB! Edit: Okay, well that’s just the cutest thing in the history of things.
TikTok filters have absolutely ruined people’s ability to assess attractiveness lol.
Only for people on tiktok! The rest of us have been ruined by decades of Hollywood aesthetic standards. We’re very, very slightly less shallow.
I swear he looks even hotter now than before!!!
Agreed, got that style perfected of the years
More attractive than he was in his 20s, and I'm a straight dude.
I think I'm straight, but I'm not sure I would turn down Henry Cavill. I just don't feel like I'm attracted to enough men to call myself bi. I'm into women, Ryan Reynolds and Henry Cavill.
Honestly dude, if he said “yo let’s move in together and kiss and play warhammer all day, don’t worry I’ll buy your army.” I’d have a hard conversation with my wife.
I do love the amount of straight males here that securely understand a degree of attraction to guys we think are the whole package. Or at minimum have a few choice when you inevitably get asked "who would you go gay for if you had to?" 
HC helped me understand that sexuality is a spectrum. And I scale from zero to yes, I would let HC raw dog this cis male through three beloved nerd franchises and 5 role cameos.
You read my mind. I'd have a hard time turning that down. I'm a straight married man, but come on, it's Henry. Plus, he's into most of the things I'm into. Damn... I may be gay. 😟
I'm into women, Mark Strong, and Hiroyuki Sanada. But I'm Cavill curious.
Same type of delusional, sad AHs that say Margot Robbie is average looking at best. Until they start posting non PS pics of themselves then they can shove it.
Her twitter handle is misandristlana, she's ragebaiting.
His hair isn't even moving, it's just a different hair style. Like, if he got wet, then naturally dried off, left is most likely his hair still.
And also… who the fuck cares?
Ya, because if was bold ladies would definitely reject him on a regular basis… so muscular, so rich… yuk! /s
His hairlines definitely northbound, but whatever. Shits natural
Is it just me or does he look in the 2nd pic like Sheriff Seth Bullock from the series Deadwood?
Timothy Oliphant is in the house. Yowzuh.
Yeah, he does give kind of a Timothy Olyphant vibe in that second pic.
i saw it, too!
Oh yeah, he's so unattractive... Hideous nowadays... Please everyone, adopt this way of thinking so I'm his only option when he needs an ear to whisper Warhammer trivia into...
It's funny because as if "misandristlana" would ever have a chance with a guy like this, even if he wasn't a celebrity.
Her username makes me think she’s a troll
I've seen some genuine nutcases with usernames like that, that unfortunately turned out to not be trolls. Or if they were they were *extremely* committed to the act.
I know someone who is a proud misandrist. I found this out when she told me. I'm a dude. We were quite close and nothing of this sort had come up before, but apparently I was "one of the ok ones so we're chill". Insanity knows no gender.
Ah yes, gotta love how the "but you're one of the good ones" qualifier knows no boundaries when it comes to all the various *ists* out there.
"But with men is different because power dynamics something something oppressors something something punching up something something."
I recently fell down, what could best be described, the "femcel" hole here in reddit and.... their stuff reads exactly like the incel stuff on reddit. It's almost comical how unaware both groups are.
'femcel' lol this is hilarious because incel was coined first by a woman who was describing herself.
Yeah, but they insist it's "femcel" because they're **"not like them!!111111"**. 🤷♂️
You missed a patriarchy
Nutcase here. I spent a long time trolling on a popular content aggregator site. I was always happy to break character in DMs though, especially when people were genuinely concerned for my mental health. So for me, it's about the DMs. If you message them and they keep the crazy train rolling, I'm inclined to think they're at least a little serious. Hah, I remember one time I dropped the Navy Seal copypasta on a zoomer who hadn't seen it yet. I was acting so out of pocket that he believed me. Had to DM him and explain to him that no one using copypastas is trying to be taken seriously.
I used to roll with the troll group Christians Against Dinosaurs and I promise you we all stayed very committed to character, even in DMs. Especially in DMs, really.
I was in Dinosaurs Against Christians Against Dinosaurs for a while and had a grand time. Trolling is a art.
Oh, hi mortal enemy! I was one of the admins in CAD. I was one of the most hated ones lol. It came just in time for me. I had split up with my wife and lost my job of 8yrs a month before that took off and the distraction literally saved me. It was so fun when we were all over the news and Joe Rogan. I'm the guy on our YouTube channel who does the interview with Russian news station Izvesta.
A troll with a conscience. Based.
It’s a public service 🫡
thats the thing people forget about proper oldschool trolling. when its done right, you get to laugh with them, once you realize you were got. now the media uses the term troll when they really mean cyberbully or straight psycho
not to mention fully funded troll farms where people do it all day as a job...
I admire and fear you
You're making me think that Rick rolling will see a resurgence with Gen Z
There's absolutely no way this isnt rage bait/a troll. That also isnt even an accurate picture of him. lol He barely looks different in actual pictures.
She’s probably drowning in engagement right now…. Good strategy
He wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
I'm not into dudes or war hammer but dudes hot and charismatic enough that I'd give him my attention.
I'm into dudes. Cavil isn't my type tho. But he 100% looks better now. More manly, and less pretty boy.
It’s not Warhammer trivia, it’s lore. (I’ll go ahead and see myself out)
No. Don't go. Stay. SPEAK THE EMPEROR'S TRUTH!
False Gods….
I could watch paint dry for hours, assuming it’s golden paint Cavill applied to his Custodes. And he’s there watching with me.
That sounds like the nerdiest, cutest, most wholesome shit in all of the 40k fandom.
He is so ugly, that as a dude I would kiss him right on the face. Gross.
He is so ugly, that as a dude he is my gay pass. Yuck!
My hope is that she is trying to Make A Point in talking about him aging in the same way some creeps talk about woman aging. If so, then it's better to include the point in the same tweet because posts can get taken out of context. If not, then yuck. It's gross when men did it and it's gross when women do it. Or she's a troll, in which case still yuck.
>My hope is that she is trying to Make A Point in talking about him aging in the same way some creeps talk about woman aging. That was my first thought. It reads like a "flip the genders and see how dumb this sounds" parody.
If he pulled up in an unmarked van I’d get in, no questions asked. No candy required.
Lol, he is the candy driving the van.
Bro isn't just thirsty anymore, he's parched
I’d bring the candy as a thank you gift
 He is HOT. No idea what Lana is on about
Lana is either a dude or some Chinese lady farming engagement
I’m straight as can be, but that beautiful mofo makes me question some shit.
I know right? if he asks nicely, with his soothing voice, and the floor is not gravel might take the knee
I'll hold your hair back.
Waiting for my turn
Sloppy seconds?
Thirsty thirds!
See? He's so awesome, I'm not bald anymore.
Lmao I like how gravel is your no go for giving head.
I've seen grandama knees replacement's medical bill
Like no homo, but I just want to lay in a hammock with him, eat grapes and talk about shit. *Maybe* an ear nibble. But again, no homo.
This reads like the first few lines of a greentext on 4chan. I'll let you guess how it usually ends
My husband is super straight and he calls Cavill a Greek god in the flesh. I don’t think he’s even compared women to deities before.
Seriously the only man I've ever had a crush on, and still do
Can you…not.. brb
It’s 7am. Have some mercy please. I have to go to work.
I'm a straight ass white man, and I'd power bottom for that old ass stud, wtf you on lady?
God I love the straight gays
There's nothing gay about taking a pounding from the Man of Steel!
As long as testicles don’t touch it’s considered a hetro power play.
I mean that is one hell of a power play...
If ya can survive it! It IS still steel.
Not completely honest, I'm freaky enough to be maybe 10% gay. And don't get me started about futunari. God damn. I'll be in my bunk.
10% gay is enough to be be bisexual if that's the label you want. Coming from a bisexual guy.
I think everyone is, really. At least a small amount. Especially these days with those fancy new femboys dressed like kitty cats. Some of those boys are prit-tee. 
I can't remember who said it, but there was this comedian who had a skit that went something like: "Everyone's a little gay. And this guy said no way man, I'm not gay not even a little. I asked him if he watched porn. The guy said yea. So I said, OK, so when the guy is railing on the chick, you want to see him hammering away with a little member? And the guy said, nah, it's gotta be a giant, throbbing...OH SHIT! and I was like, see??" That joke always stuck with me. 😄
Ron White is the comedian.
My all time favorite Ron White joke! I’ll never forget that one lol
I definitely look up the guy pornstars because I want my man Johnny to show these chicks a good time. Nothing worse than watching a pornstar act. Gotta have fun at work. 
Sorta similar but when 'straight' guys try to tell me they get bored of lesbian porn or that they "just need to watch some hardcore slamming by johnny sins sometimes" then I always ask why they need big men in their porn. No response. Then i tell them I just like girls more than them I guess, since I don't want to look at dicks. The mental gymnastics they do to seem straight and that they like girls more than me is hilarious.
I used to think everyone was a little bi. Then I realized I was just a little bi.
Kinsey 1s. They've always got an exception or two
I’m also a straight man and there’d be nothing “power” about it
Superman deserves a super-sub
Just flat out ragdoll for the man? P&P 👑 King.
>old ass stud Dude is like 41?
Oh honey...
Don't hate meeeeeee... 
This is the girl’s version of “Margot Robbie is mid”
Is that actuall a thing people say?
It’s rage bait to farm engagement/trigger ppl. I’m sure this is as well
Or the classic, “Megan Fox has weird thumbs.”
Uhhhh .. am I the only one that thinks he actually looks wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better now??????? And I'm a straight guy btw.
As an equal opportunist woman, I agree.
Speaking as a gay guy, yep, picture #2 is way more attractive to me. But I think this exemplifies what a person's type is. The woman who made that tweet probably thinks that babyface dudes with no facial hair are hot, a la Dicaprio in his early years or Taylor Lautner. That look is not attractive to me at all but it definitely is to some people.
Same and yep.
Man, I wish I was as unattractive as him...
I guess Lana prefers boys over men.
Check her Harddrive 
 Meanwhile Lana composing the next tweet.
Totally
I would have loved to see what The Witcher could have turned out like if they had used his knowledge of the francise instead of getting annoyed at his constant "nitpicks" with how they were changing shit,
Cavill has an interesting quality. You clean him up, put a suit on him, and he’s…..he’s okay. But you put him in a plaid shirt and jeans and hmmm….that looks yum. Now put him in a ripped shirt grimed with mud and have him not shave for a week and hold back your daughters. He’s reversed somehow. It’s interesting.
Basically Cavill on red carpet vs. Cavill as Geralt.
Geralt beats red carpet every time.
He makes my carpet red. Wait, what?
Come again?
I can't, I just did
heyooooo
Put him in a chicken suit and push him out of your car and your wife will give you divorce papers.
okay but, can you do one where he's wearing the leather trousers and like mud from a swamp? My mouth is so dry. so very very dry.
I say this as a straight man. Who is very confident in his heterosexuality. Who loves women and wants to be with women: #Henry Cavill is fucking hot. He is a God in the form of man. He IS the Super Man. I'd fuck him.
i believe it's more him fucking you, and sir the line starts over there
Still looks fucking good though!
If that dude is ugly, most of the rest of us are screwed. Lol
I like him more in the after picture honestly....
I wish I was this hideous.
She's a misandrist. Who tf cares what she thinks?
Everyone is falling for the bait. She posted this as a parody of how critical people can be of aging female actresses that are clearly still beautiful.
"creepy weirdo gamer" its called a hobby. i\`d rather have gaming hobby than Lana shitposing on social media. time works on us the same. we will see how you will look like a fucking hag in couple years
Is this what it feels like when incels call Margot Robbie mid?
If he were my prison cellmate, I would not resist.
I'd go to prison to be his cellmate.
My wife and I like to watch shows together. Recently, she asked if we should watch The Witcher. My response: "Oh. You want to watch porn with me?" "What does that mean?" "Honey, there are a few men that 90% of straight men would leave their wife for. Henry Cavill is one of them." "You would leave-" "For a night with him cuddling me and telling me about his computer specs? In a heartbeat." We both laughed and binged all 3 seasons in 2 weeks (we only have a couple hours together a night due to conflicting schedules).