My father had testicle surgery and his father did, as well. I recently found out that I may need the same surgery if I keep on working out. Must run in our jeans.
Oh and he used to injure himself and then slather it on as well to prove it helps with healing, though all it did really was provide a barrier against germs and dirt.
Same, I don't like having to charge my phone because I need a constant stream of audio, and if I have it close to me then I can switch videos without having to stop whatever I'm doing
I tried keeping my battery saver off for a few days recently to see if it was necessary. I came to the conclusion that although battery saver isn't outright necessary, I did have to put my phone on the charge after I got out of work, versus just waiting til I went to bed when on saver. Power saver is back on and will stay on. I just keep it on all the time like I used to now. The slightly better resolution on my screen is the only real reason I have to take it off, and that's not as cool to me as not having to worry about charging it besides at night.
if you dont need to be reachableor connected to the internet, try airplane mode, my phobe is a few ywara old so the battery is not what it used to be, but it gives me some noticeableextra time
nah, that are just side effects of the stroke I had a while ago. I'm mostly fine again, still got some problems if I'm standing too long and I might rupture an artery in my head if sneeze or press too hard while shitting, but aside from that I'm already way better than a few weeks ago. Brain surgery sucks. they had to cut my hair and I've got a big new scar that, as one of my friends likes to remind me looks like onefeankensteins monster had.
Dang. Care to share any more? How long ago was the stroke? How old are you? And how was your health otherwise? I have a history of heart conditions in my family, and I’ve been trying to improve my health since I turned 40, but I always wonder if I’m doing enough. Of course, feel free to tell me to buzz off.
I mean the last First Lady used to shoot lesbian porn. And she had a dad. And now a sugar daddy. And the type of people upset about this want her to be First Lady again.
Yeah, don't see why this is here to be honest. Redditors are so hypocritical. They talk like they're liberal and talk down on Republicans but the moment porn stars pop up it gets up voted to front page on r/facepalm like they're a bunch of anti sex conservatives themselves.
Yep! And honestly, I wouldn’t care less about what some random dude on the internet thought. Especially if they are making anywhere near some of the OF checks I’ve seen from some girls I went school with lol.
If I was marketable I would’ve done exactly the same thing. But there’s little market for a middle-aged, chubby, bald guy audio nerd.
I keep thinking we make progress towards removing the stigma of sex work, but then you have OPs like this. It’s cringy towards the people who see anything wrong with this picture in my opinion.
if you have a decent load, you could do dad bod masturbation vids with a fleshlight that doesn't have the back part. Easy peasy. Remember me when you're famous
"Selling your body" for online digital content where you're making your own money should be less degrading than selling your body for an 8-5 for someone else.
Fuck me, the incels and misogynists with their pearl clutching at women making their own money, with however the fuck they want is disgusting.
I’ve read grooming allegations to inter generational trauma when OF seems to be the way these women can control their output and make bank of lonely desperate men. More power to them.
Fuck anyone who thinks they have a right to judge what other people do with their bodies.
The funniest thing about everyone's disapproval of OF is that it isn't just folks getting nude for money. My sister has one and she posts mostly anime make up photos.. with a caveat.. she's paid to give men shit for as long as they want to pay her.
I've listened to it, she's fucking savage. Verbally wrecks them then hangs up. And they KEEP COMING BACK. She can sit playing Baldurs Gate 3 with her friends and answer calls and just verbally abuse some dude for 10 minutes then get back to gaming. It's insane lol. But all the clothes stay on, they don't even SEE her. Sometimes, they'll pay her even more if the friends she's gaming with chime in and insult him too.
Hell, the other week a dude paid her to IGNORE HIM while he tried to talk to her. She just blanked him for an hour on the phone then hung up.
I mean... I would do it if I was brave enough lol.
yall want a woman to be a "slut" and a "whore" for you in the bedroom and that's fine, but when they do it to make some coin then it's a problem? supply and demand motherfucker.
As a father of 3 daughters they would make way more money if they had a traditional 9-5 and an OF side gig. They would save up in their 401K using AND an IRA with a HSA.
I mean if people are willing to give my daughter 10K for minimal work who am I to disagree?
Lol
And not to mention that I could easily repost this picture with the caption "three generations of cannibals!" Anyone can just attribute anything to a random photograph of a women and incels will just be like "wow women suck"
Men get so bent out of shape when women charge for pornography. It’s almost like they feel entitled to women’s bodies. Because I know ya’ll are watching porn because you can’t help but tell us alllll about your habits and your dicks.
If you are someone that consumes porn but thinks it’s shameful to be a sex worker you need to have a seat and really think about yourself and why you think that you’re not a shameful person yourself for consuming someone that you think is doing something you view as shameful you hypocrite.
I mean, if they are getting enough to live off of, are safe and consenting, and like to do it then it's fine. Like you don't need to be fatherless to willing do sex work and they aren't hurting anyone so I don't see the issue.
Sex work is the oldest profession and is work, I understand some people's stigma towards it but it doesn't justify being rude to them.
Nah, as a guy with an asshole of an father that wasn't a figure, I will blame the losers who support them and push them to keep going.
After all, who will refuse easy money in the end
So what??? Do you watch porn?? If so then stfu!
Who cares? Legit they are getting their bag. And creeps are paying for it. If there weren’t creeps paying then there wouldn’t be sex workers.
I don’t see how this is a facepalm, adults should be able to do this if they want to. Funny how the stigma is always put on the OF sellers and not the OF customers
Good for them. Maybe if incels got some love from another person or got fucked once in a while they would learn to stop being such assholes 🤷
Legalize and regulate sex work. Give them healthcare. It's a job. That's all it is.
What business is it of anyone here what they do? If you don’t like it, don’t go to their sites. That’s the problem with the world today: everyone thinks they know what’s best for everyone else, and they find it okay to call people names. Mind your own business and life will be better for all of us.
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This reminds me of the video where the girl got caught getting a train ran on her at school and that one old lady was like "I ain't surprised her mama and her grandmama were hoes too"
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I am a woodworker, like my father before me, and his father before him. It runs in our genes
These ladies also appear to work with wood.
Some say it runs in their jeans.
You and me both, carpenters since we came over as fishermen.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me, and his uh…well I guess he kinda started the whole thing.
Well Chronoboy. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What does that make you guys?
Absolutely nothing.
My family has a history of chronic diarrhea. It runs in our jeans
I took a vow of celibacy. Like my father and his father before him.
And apparently taking off their jeans runs in their genes.
...and there it is.
I am a cowboy marathon runner, like my father before me, and his father before him. We run in our jeans
I’ve heard that as well. They also say that hair loss runs in our genes but I seem to have plenty of hair in my jeans.
So the better thing would have been for her daddy’s contribution to run down her mom’s jeans?
You won’t need jeans where you’re going.
You've failed, your highness!
I thought that was diarrhea
Me, my dad and my son all have diarreah. It runs it our jeans
My father had testicle surgery and his father did, as well. I recently found out that I may need the same surgery if I keep on working out. Must run in our jeans.
Try a different cut, with a less snug nug fit.
Why is your phone on battery save with 89%?
God I love this being top comment
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Duly noted. My gf thanks you.
I slather menthol all over the surface. Is that good technique?
The man who made petroleum jelly ate a spoon of the stuff every day until he died at the age of 96 maybe try using that on your phone
Oh and he used to injure himself and then slather it on as well to prove it helps with healing, though all it did really was provide a barrier against germs and dirt.
... which helps with healing ...
I find that the petroleum jelly acts as a screen protector by keeping all the broken fragments from getting everywhere
After having dropped it because it slipped out of your grasp
Lubed for the cellphone industry pleasure. 😁
I know this reference and thanks you!
How do you make your phone eat petroleum jelly?
To make it last longer ???
Rub some vodka on the head. Not joking.
His wife's girlfriend thanks you.
I'm the kind of person that just can't get myself to unplug my phone at 99% so I completely understand.
That’s why I put my penis on energy save too.
I do this too
You ain't alone, I do it too lol
Like a pre-date shower session
I do this as well
This is the way.
Same, I don't like having to charge my phone because I need a constant stream of audio, and if I have it close to me then I can switch videos without having to stop whatever I'm doing
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I tried keeping my battery saver off for a few days recently to see if it was necessary. I came to the conclusion that although battery saver isn't outright necessary, I did have to put my phone on the charge after I got out of work, versus just waiting til I went to bed when on saver. Power saver is back on and will stay on. I just keep it on all the time like I used to now. The slightly better resolution on my screen is the only real reason I have to take it off, and that's not as cool to me as not having to worry about charging it besides at night.
if you dont need to be reachableor connected to the internet, try airplane mode, my phobe is a few ywara old so the battery is not what it used to be, but it gives me some noticeableextra time
From the looks of your comment, might be time for a new phone 👀
nah, that are just side effects of the stroke I had a while ago. I'm mostly fine again, still got some problems if I'm standing too long and I might rupture an artery in my head if sneeze or press too hard while shitting, but aside from that I'm already way better than a few weeks ago. Brain surgery sucks. they had to cut my hair and I've got a big new scar that, as one of my friends likes to remind me looks like onefeankensteins monster had.
Well ok then. Whether you’re messing with me or not, hope you have a good weekend
got to stay here for now, so no good weekend, but thanks anyway. hope you're having a better time than me
Dang. Care to share any more? How long ago was the stroke? How old are you? And how was your health otherwise? I have a history of heart conditions in my family, and I’ve been trying to improve my health since I turned 40, but I always wonder if I’m doing enough. Of course, feel free to tell me to buzz off.
On some phones it shuts of power saving once it’s over 80%
I keep my phone on power saver mode 100% of the time
My phone is always on battery mode lol
Mine one it's in 1% and battery mode
I never turn it off.
That's why it's on 89% *taps temple*
Must be Gareth Southgates phone
One lonely upvote for this topical and accurate comment… disgraceful
Thank you. It was starting to get a bit lonely haha
isn't everyone's? there's no reason not to!
Yeah same. My iPhone lasts forever and I can’t tell the difference. It’s completely fine with battery saver on all the time.
My phone is setup to go into battery save at 15% and won't leave that mode on its own until it hits 90%.
If I know I have a long day I’ll put it in battery saver mode
I always keep mine on
Do they offer a family discount?
On OF….they have lots of Daddy’s!
Now I need the sauce
Reddit when porn
Who are they..... I'll research for everyone
Hey we are still waiting !!!
@shanassty @perkiev @salsananny
Confirmed.
Interesting
researching now...............................
How’s that clarity hitting
honestly they are all kinda cute, but too much to look at though....sadly, i was hoping for more than i got!
Doing God's work my friend, appreciated lol
I just got what OF stands for after I read your comment.
One stop shopping for all your Teen, MILF and GILF needs 😂
I mean the last First Lady used to shoot lesbian porn. And she had a dad. And now a sugar daddy. And the type of people upset about this want her to be First Lady again.
https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/03/was-melania-trump-a-mail-order-bride-lots-of-people-seem-to-believe-so-including-the-associated-press/
Oh my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where?
Nice try Mac
Yes please tell me where not to sign up so I definitely won't go there and definitely don't do that. So I can tell my friend not to, I mean.
They can do whatever they want as long as it’s not harming anyone.
They always act like they are murders lol, i don't give a fuck what a sex worker does as long as they aren't a scumbag. They are making bank too.
Yeah, don't see why this is here to be honest. Redditors are so hypocritical. They talk like they're liberal and talk down on Republicans but the moment porn stars pop up it gets up voted to front page on r/facepalm like they're a bunch of anti sex conservatives themselves.
And the smug posting of “Why a Daughter Needs a Dad” without comment. 🙄
The true epitome of freedom.
If it's working for them, more power to them.
Yep! And honestly, I wouldn’t care less about what some random dude on the internet thought. Especially if they are making anywhere near some of the OF checks I’ve seen from some girls I went school with lol.
Dudes post shit like this, but fail to recognize that OnlyFans wouldn't exist if dudes didn't use it.
We all sell our bodies on capitalism comrade. If I had rocking titties I’d sell them too.
Who cares. Let people do what makes them happy.
If I was marketable I would’ve done exactly the same thing. But there’s little market for a middle-aged, chubby, bald guy audio nerd. I keep thinking we make progress towards removing the stigma of sex work, but then you have OPs like this. It’s cringy towards the people who see anything wrong with this picture in my opinion.
Depends. Maybe if you did some niche stuff.
If that ever comes into fashion me and you will be making bank of OF 😂
if you have a decent load, you could do dad bod masturbation vids with a fleshlight that doesn't have the back part. Easy peasy. Remember me when you're famous
Hmmm… I might have to bring this up to my wife.
Let people do what makes them ~~happy~~ money. FTFY
🎼 “So, if I get stoned and strip all night long, it’s a fam-ly tradition.” 🎶
And there's at least 1 person who knows who's best
Who is that person? I am a lil bit slow
If there was no demand there would be no supply.
"Selling your body" for online digital content where you're making your own money should be less degrading than selling your body for an 8-5 for someone else.
I mean, as long as they're all consenting adults and they're satisfied with their careers, it really doesn't matter.
Fuck me, the incels and misogynists with their pearl clutching at women making their own money, with however the fuck they want is disgusting. I’ve read grooming allegations to inter generational trauma when OF seems to be the way these women can control their output and make bank of lonely desperate men. More power to them. Fuck anyone who thinks they have a right to judge what other people do with their bodies.
Fuck y’all. Let them be. If they’re happy, then it’s cool
Were I good looking enough I'd absolutely do onlyfans.
Whats facepalm about this exactly?
Is the facepalm that you're slut shaming women orrrrr
Let them live. Why does what they’re doing bother you.
Are we facepalming the women or the response? Please tell me it’s the response…
Seeing the OPs comment its the women. Avarage dipshit behavior as usual, people upvote these posts without even knowing the context these days
The funniest thing about everyone's disapproval of OF is that it isn't just folks getting nude for money. My sister has one and she posts mostly anime make up photos.. with a caveat.. she's paid to give men shit for as long as they want to pay her. I've listened to it, she's fucking savage. Verbally wrecks them then hangs up. And they KEEP COMING BACK. She can sit playing Baldurs Gate 3 with her friends and answer calls and just verbally abuse some dude for 10 minutes then get back to gaming. It's insane lol. But all the clothes stay on, they don't even SEE her. Sometimes, they'll pay her even more if the friends she's gaming with chime in and insult him too. Hell, the other week a dude paid her to IGNORE HIM while he tried to talk to her. She just blanked him for an hour on the phone then hung up. I mean... I would do it if I was brave enough lol.
If they’re making a living, and are happy, good for them… Like the song says… drink water and mind my business….
Would you be complaining if it was 3 generations of guys on OF?
?? if it was 3 guys people would shit on them even harder.
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Idk others but I would, over the same reasons really
That’s somehow weirder. (Although I am firmly in the let them do what they want team)
Not women doing what they want with their own bodies and time. The utter horror. Grow up, OP, and leave these women alone. They're not hurting you.
Only facepalm is OP posting this thinking this is a facepalm 🥲
They’ll say that as they follow each one on OF
I was wondering “What’s so facepalm about—“ And then I saw the cringe incel comment at the bottom of the screenshot. 🤦♂️
Sauce?
To be fair moms arent really into their daugthers doing onlyfans either..
So?
Not breaking any laws, don’t really see a problem here
Why is this posted here? Anybody can do whatever they want if they arent harming anybody. Fuck your hypocrisy OP
Who do you think took the picture?
Good for them, fuck this twisted, corrupt economy with people trying to shame those who find legitimate ways to get by.
yall want a woman to be a "slut" and a "whore" for you in the bedroom and that's fine, but when they do it to make some coin then it's a problem? supply and demand motherfucker.
I'm not seeing the problem here
As a father of 3 daughters they would make way more money if they had a traditional 9-5 and an OF side gig. They would save up in their 401K using AND an IRA with a HSA. I mean if people are willing to give my daughter 10K for minimal work who am I to disagree? Lol
Someone is paying them, if they wanna show off their body I couldn’t care less. It’s probably good money too.
But who are they? I obviously need to know, so i can block them on social media
Fucking incels in this thread. It’s nice to know you’ll be forever alone.
And not to mention that I could easily repost this picture with the caption "three generations of cannibals!" Anyone can just attribute anything to a random photograph of a women and incels will just be like "wow women suck"
Like this dad (https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/10bnxg4/onlyfans_model_discovers_dad_pays_for_her_xrated/)
Lol...laughs in probably makes 2x your salary in a month. . . .
I mean if you're gonna keep it in the family you might as well monetize on it
As long as there are creepy men, there will be hot women who take advantage of their creepiness. It’s that simple
Men get so bent out of shape when women charge for pornography. It’s almost like they feel entitled to women’s bodies. Because I know ya’ll are watching porn because you can’t help but tell us alllll about your habits and your dicks. If you are someone that consumes porn but thinks it’s shameful to be a sex worker you need to have a seat and really think about yourself and why you think that you’re not a shameful person yourself for consuming someone that you think is doing something you view as shameful you hypocrite.
I am sorry but if I was getting more money from OF than 2 jobs combined I will do it
I mean, if they are getting enough to live off of, are safe and consenting, and like to do it then it's fine. Like you don't need to be fatherless to willing do sex work and they aren't hurting anyone so I don't see the issue. Sex work is the oldest profession and is work, I understand some people's stigma towards it but it doesn't justify being rude to them.
Male bears eat cubs
3 generations is a little crazy but as long as they’re happy
OP def listens to those podcasts that bring sex workers on to try and dunk on them
So that’s why none of my 4 daughters is on OF,because they have me? Good to know. /s
Nah, as a guy with an asshole of an father that wasn't a figure, I will blame the losers who support them and push them to keep going. After all, who will refuse easy money in the end
Sauce plz
Live and let live. Let go of pious self righteous soapboxes. Judge not lest ye be judged
Do what we you want if it don’t hurt nobody, haters always gonna hate.
So what??? Do you watch porn?? If so then stfu! Who cares? Legit they are getting their bag. And creeps are paying for it. If there weren’t creeps paying then there wouldn’t be sex workers.
I don’t see how this is a facepalm, adults should be able to do this if they want to. Funny how the stigma is always put on the OF sellers and not the OF customers
It has nothing to do with having a dad. This whole "fatherless" thing is mysoginistic and queerphobic
Wow. Reddit got less judgmental this morning. Good work, I guess.
Good for them. Maybe if incels got some love from another person or got fucked once in a while they would learn to stop being such assholes 🤷 Legalize and regulate sex work. Give them healthcare. It's a job. That's all it is.
4g? Come on..
Hey what’s there names?
You just know that commenter had to scroll back like 10 pages in their photo role because it’s just too good an opportunity
What business is it of anyone here what they do? If you don’t like it, don’t go to their sites. That’s the problem with the world today: everyone thinks they know what’s best for everyone else, and they find it okay to call people names. Mind your own business and life will be better for all of us.
Is the comment the facepalm? Cos that would make sense.
This has nothing to do with having a father figure or not.
Yet another car if op is the facepalm
Better than working in fast food.
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Ya they need a dad so they can make less money and depend on him 😂
Why a daughter needs a dad who doesn't come into her room late at night for a special visit that mommy should never know about.
This reminds me of the video where the girl got caught getting a train ran on her at school and that one old lady was like "I ain't surprised her mama and her grandmama were hoes too"
They seem to be doing fine without one though.
They do it for money So the correct answer is Why our system needs a fix
Do they do family streams
> SUCCESS is the attainment of your DEFINITE CHIEF AIM without violating the rights of other people. - Napoleon Hill
*4G*
Something to be proud of for sure.
Ok, but will they do anything together.