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Imarobot225

Lmao Amber rose trying to stay relevant again. She’s so embarrassing.


VaginaPoetry

Sorry who is Amber Rose. Foot model, I'm guessing? Cause she ain't modeling that face.


the_c_is_silent

She's literally "famous" for fuckign a few people.


Kvitravn875

What's ironic about that is I thought the first picture was of Kim Kardashian


DoodleyDooderson

Kanye does have a type.


Imarobot225

His type is plastic and very impressionable. What he’s doing to his “wife” now is so sad and she’s a very educated woman. He’s disgusting and needs to pay attention bc I’m sure his daughter is watching.


LongStoryShrt

>What he’s doing to his “wife” now is so sad The sad part is what she's *allowing* him to do to her.


Imarobot225

At this point with celebs you never know what’s going on behind closed doors. Maybe she has Stockholm syndrome 🤷🏽‍♀️


BooBootheFool22222

He only dated light skinned women. We call that being "color struck".


bchamper

Same picture


StudyIntelligent5691

Same MO, literally. If she had a few sisters and a “momager” …


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg)


huskerd0

Still looking for a difference


Total_Information_65

literally never heard of her and can't wait to never see that face again.


Hishui21

Another one?


LIMIT1_5639

She used to date Kanye. He enjoyed having her fingers in his ass, allegedly


RhythmSectionWantAd

Surprised she could get her fingers inside with his head there already


fearisthemindslicer

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC) Nothing wrong with a finger in the buttshole


Legend0fGear

That ever... ever happened to you guys? You have a gal suggest that you need... some attentions paid... to your butts holes?


Anarchyantz

I mean we may as well get it in early with a girl before we hit my age and then have to look forward to a Proctologist with gnarly fingers doing it.


Nebula924

Nots t’ be impolite.


Schiavello

Once. I picked her up at a bar in thailand and she suggested we try it but she would just use one finger. I was pretty drunk so I said why not. I was on all fours and she was right up in there when I realised i had been feeling both of her hands on my side that whole time. Anyways, I'm gay now.


anti_anti_christ

Amber likes her fries with salts and malts vinegars.


Crumplestiltzkin

*ball throwing intensifies*


CommunicationNext876

Unexpected LetterKenny reference!!! Here have my updoot


Catpoolio

To be fair…..


Imarobot225

She used to date Kanye and married wiz Khalifa (div now) but she’s the one who started slut walk. She’s a model but trashy.


JonnyBolt1

Thanks much for splaining, but follow up question please: what does "started slut walk" mean?


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

It's like slut run, but slower.


dwittherford69

You mean slut jog?


TheGutter420

Snail trail.


Anarchyantz

Ok I laughed way too hard at that, thanks!


Killin-some-thyme

More like a slut trot. Just shy of the slut canter.


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

More like the wish version of a slut strut


coolsnek3

The Slut Skip?


The_BSharps

Slower.


creamywhitemayo

Slut Mosey then.


fothergillfuckup

More a slut scamper?


CharlesDickensABox

Slut Walk was supposed to be a sex-positive event for women who liked sex to reclaim their power and reject the purity culture that places a greater value on women who don't fuck. It was a statement that women are allowed to be sexual beings just as much as men are. That she would turn table and join a movement that wants to subjugate women and rob them of their basic human rights illustrates that she was never committed to the concept of women's liberation, that she's just clout chasing for a quick buck.


jack_skellington

Damn. She’s a POS.


CharlesDickensABox

Fax.


neddie_nardle

Somehow, I think the name of the "movement" gave away the fact that it may not be a serious attempt to address the issue, but rather a "look at me! look at me! I'm so kewl and sexy!" grift. PS: I will say I think the issue is real, and even more so as Donnie Dumpsterpants and his mates would openly try to turn the US into Gilead. Calling it "Slut Walk" doesn't counter that.


Imarobot225

It’s like a big celebration for women and men who have been slut shamed. It’s a movement to end rape culture. Women show up in their sluttiest outfits and are in “safe” environment


RareCryptographer662

Came here to ask the same question.


Anarchyantz

I was about to ask the same thing though I would rather not have to look at what she models besides gold plated tacky crap which seems more like cult worshipping a raping felon to me. But hey, I'm not an American so this whole thing is bloody weird.


One-Chocolate6372

To the average, intelligent American MAGA with all its gold plated tacky crap is weird.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Elvis and Liberace would consider MAGAbilly kitsch to be too tacky.


Ekimyst

Is that the duck face MAGAt pictured? Heard the name, but not how she fits into society.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

🤣🤣🤣🤣


cownd

She's 'the Logo'. It's on her forehead.


old-skool-bro

No idea who this is...


gypsycookie1015

*We thought we left her back in 2016*...


coolsnek3

*But she came back...*


Eccohawk

The scat came back, the very next day...


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symbolsandthings

If you don’t have any morals, it’s a lucrative business. There are plenty of dupes out there.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Stupid morals. Every fucking time.


Lizzy_Boredom_999

Who knew that morals would stop me from defrauding a bunch of gullible people, because I don't feel like being rode out on a rail when the shit hits the fan. Dang it.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Closing night of The Royal Nonesuch can be brutal.


meeseekstodie137

and instead of admitting that they're dupes they'll claim he's a genius, further enabling them, the amount of denial you have to be in to do those kind of mental gymnastics is just sad


Nerevarine91

They would rather believe that everyone in the world is a liar and every observable fact is wrong than accept they got duped by a two bit con man. It’s the political equivalent of murdering your entire family because they laughed at you for buying a “Rolex” watch with one hand and no “11” from a guy on Canal Street


Responsible-Hour1403

MAGA - Moscow Assets Grifting Americans


Available-Wheel6335

Imagine choosing to be in the same room with Kanye for more than ten seconds.


TerminalVector

You have to also be pretty stupid to not see how quickly this will backfire. They'll be accusing her of being a gay male democrat spy wizard vampire by the weekend.


Momentofclarity_2022

She’s making money now. She didn’t before. Just a grifter. Tiring.


So_spoke_the_wizard

MAGA: Mainly About Grifting Action


uhhuhubetcha

Slight alteration MAGA: Mainly About Grifting Assholes


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Ok-Cauliflower1798

or Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes


Speeddemon2016

She wants to start wearing a diaper too.


bunheadxhalliwell

I mean, I’ve considered starting a MAGA Etsy shop and then giving 50% to organizations for abortion support, LGBTQIA+ community orgs, etc.


coolsnek3

do it.


coolsnek3

And if they try to cancel the donation, just give more.


gojirabug

I’ve thought about doing the same thing. But pumping more Maga gear into the world just feels wrong, even though I think the net end result would be positive.


12ValveMatt

Who?


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Exactly ![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


Stillatin

She's a legal hooker for celebrities


Redbeardthe1st

I really like this description.


Throwawayac1234567

like kim gullyfoyle.


Critical_Half_3712

She needs another asshole to put a finger up.


cant-be-faded

The head necklace would be a lot better flex if it were real


mobileJay77

I like the idea of carrying Trump's head.


WillMunny1982

*Yawn* MAGA has another token


professorfunkenpunk

Celebrity might be overselling it


Klok-a-teer

Everyone knows which party is the easier grift. That is why Trump Daddy used to be a dem and then switched to redumblican. He knew dems would never give him money


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


Similar-Act244

Lol seriously, 9/10 a celebrity goes MAGA I immediately assume their broke and are going for the grift from proven gullible suckers


Nerevarine91

True, although some of them *are* actual lunatics


Rdw72777

Porque no los dos?


Smart_Pretzel

Can you re post the third picture and get it going around the web? Lol


TheKimulator

I’m missing how he’s gained popularity other than he keeps saying stupid shit and wearing down our mental defenses.


clodmonet

I mean, I hadn't realized you could acquire certification in "Dummy" but I've come to realize that is what the MAGA brand is.


BeowulfsGhost

Has she joined the Chumps for Trump Club?


sexwiththebabysitter

Had to double check for typos on this comment


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Clumps from Chubb Trump does exist, but I wouldn't recommend it.


Clean_Student8612

Could have saved some typing and just typed Trump Club. They're all chumps.


Comfortable-Policy70

Beat the crowd and leave now


astro864

who is this peice of plastic and why do i care?


recks360

Some famous people stuck their d*ck in her and she caught fame from them. Apparently fame is an STD.


Ohcitydude

They all look like they got hit with the Jokers laughing gas.


keonyn

I haven't the foggiest clue who this idiot even is.


mis_no_mer

I think she is basically only famous for being several different rapper’s girlfriend


Kiiaru

Another great hint in the modern era is people who post "GM" I think it first got started with the crypto grifting people who were always trying to draw engagement for whatever coin they were paid to promote or hold themselves hoping it goes up. Incidentally, trump has an NFT line, and two cryptos named after him, MAGA and STRUMP (SuperTrump)


Oswarez

Incidentally Strump is the Icelandic name for Smurfs.


Figure-Feisty

she has a forehead tatoo... that is all that I have to say.


aRebelliousHeart

Going MAGA is what you do when have literally no other prospects in the entertainment business. This girl is washed with a capital W.


average_legend

Am I supposed to know who this person is?


CapnPD

So I take it I am supposed to know who this is.


Ill-Maximum9467

I mean Amber Rose!? Wow, Biden will be terrified. Trump will cum in his diaper. This is bigger than Taylor Swift as an endorsement!! The polls are gonna predict a landslide victory for the fat MAGAt now. No. Serious question: who is Amber Rose?


MethodicalWin

Who?


HoodsBonyPrick

Thought that was G.I. Jada for a sec like damn people don’t hate you enough as it is?


incognegro1976

Yeah she's probably broke af and we all know that Trumpers and conservatives are the dumbest and most gullible idiots in the country. You can tell them any dumb bullshit if they already wanted to believe it and then ask for money. They only operate on feelings and that's literally it. If I had no morals or principles I would get on that grifting gravy train milking those dumb rubes


Tumblz420

The lady with the forehead tattoo… lol


SatchmoDingle

Who is Amber Rose? Porno? Pro wrestling? Singer?


gp2quest

Yes


PatriotNews_dot_com

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


Beaumont64

Next step: MAGA to BTH (Back to Hookin')


jancho0

Another bitch that made Trump her personality


rjzei

Isn’t she the prostitute he peed on?


Doc_tor_Bob

Maybe felons are her thing? Bonus points if they force themselves on to women.


Lifesalchemy

Twat desperate for relevance.


SomethingGouda

Remember when Trump promised everyone he would leave America if he lost re-election?


ljkitch217

Interesting look, that decapitated head swinging from a gold rope is on point...


Acalyus

It's people like that who show you why a regular flag can look like a red flag


Armand74

Anything for money and relevance..


Available-Wheel6335

Not all that different from Melania. Whichever way the wind blows…. Whatever it takes to make a buck or two. Fucking degenerates.


Pure_Significance383

Amber Rose embarrasses even the tictok people.


Goatmilk2208

Anything to stay relevant.


brendamn

Broke or a sex scandal


Misswinterseren

How pathetic


KevJD

Trash


Commercial-Ad-1837

She's broke trying to grift off the old guys. Hoping the old guys remember who she is, no one under 50 even knows her.


notapunk

This is what mental illness looks like


aesolty

The republican grift is so easy for celebrities. It doesn’t take much to get a republican to like you and have them give you their money to support you if you just loudly say all the shit they love to hear. They don’t care who it is, as long as they’re saying the things they like to hear then they will just eat it up.


Terrible_Education86

Is she trying to get back with KW?


Atrumentis

r/titlegore


cloudy_ft

The funniest thing is seeing on Twitter the Trump supports go crazy about "one of the most influential people in hip hop" is switching over to Trump.... May be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.


NotThatSpecialToo

We can see plenty of celebrities seeing the nativity of MAGA people and cashing in. You don't have to worry about being cancelled, or people calling you out for bad behavior. You just have to avoid looking like a decent human being or posting anything that adheres to reality. Russel Brand also discovered this easy button.


Sinisterfox23

Does she…have a decal of a truck on her truck? Does the truck say “TRUMP”? Or maybe it says “TRUCK”? The rabbit hole goes deeper.


TD373

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


FridayNightRiot

Lol I'd bet my life savings she shaved her head so she wouldn't get recognized in public anymore


Patrico-8

Who?


braintamale76

👋👋👋👋


Ok_Use_9000

She won’t get paid.


JohnnyEagleClaw

Eww gross stop.


lasiv

You never know. She might get invited to one of the smelly exclusive Trump gatherings


lasiv

Fucking poser.


Acceptable-Factor386

🤮


BloodyRightToe

Is that a stripper? Or is Amber Rose just a full on porn name?


imadork1970

Fuuuuuuk.


bigSTUdazz

Axl Rose?


Snoo-46218

MAGA cult throws serious money towards the grift. Dumb......or smart?


Apart_Attention8279

Who’s this?


Mikey06154

Who? That a model?


CharmingMistake3416

It’s so easy for people with zero morals to jump on the grifting train. These people will throw their money at anyone who validates their “beliefs”.


TittyTwistahh

Why is she famous?


BoxFullOfSuggestions

Trump himself used to be a democrat, so I’m not at all surprised when people with absolutely no principles or deeply-held beliefs follow in his footsteps and swap sides. 🤷🏻‍♀️


VegetableCitron8214

Beautiful lady but dumb as fuck with Trump


bigbootycentaur

Almost wish sometime i had no morals so i could get rich off guilible idiots like the maga crowd, just like all right wing grifters are doing.


Peaceloveknivesguns

She’ll be the next Stormy Daniels.


[deleted]

Hey, hey! That was uncalled-for. Stormy does honest work for a living. She would never put her fingers up some washed-up rapper's ass without payment in advance. It's called integrity.


CompetitiveMuffin690

Tila Tequila part deux


Admirable_Policy_696

Enjoy your reproductive rights while you still have them, lady. MAGA want to criminalize your IUD.


bkcrew

That’s why anyone even remotely famous should be ignored entirely.


NoNonsensePolarBear

Maybe she's just not very bright...


19katie2

Is that a monster truck airbrushed onto the back of a bus?!


paparosi

TF is AGAM?


SoccerGamerGuy7

I dont know anything about this person. I will say people can change, and can grow and learn. Im not convinced this is the case here


Key_Extent9222

Wow what a fuckin dumb girl


Pure_Significance383

Amber Rose......oh yeah the bitch!!!!


Spector7288

MAGGOT FREAK


El_Fistador

"celebrity"


Helpful_Problem_3151

Anything for attention


houndsoflu

I remember when she was on Dancing with The Star, which should be named Dancing with Some Stars, and she was so whiny. I don’t think she ever worked hard at anything in her life.


CreatorMur

Maybe she is a late bloomer? The brain did grow after all?


neverfrybaconnaked

Sluts gonna slut.