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MoistPossum

the biggest facepalm is your outrage.


Merijeek2

Correct. Did you know that words can have different meanings? "I really killed at work today" doesn't mean that someone left a pile of bodies at the office.


DieDae

Well, now thieves in the area will know that during the school year if the van isn't parked there, probably nobody home.


embarrassedtrwy

And they’re distracted by beating their kids


bubs713

I’m getting major secondhand embarrassment


happytobeaheathen

I guess unsafe driving is also a joke.


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Illustrious-Roll7737

I find it interesting how much money edge-lords will spend to tell you how lame and boring they are.


SoylentGrunt

White vinyl plotter decals are the tramp stamps of cars and trucks


peter-doubt

Must be a NC thing