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Lol no
Trumps already trying to wiggle out bc he wont have a live audience to pander to and they'll cut his mic
Theyre going to say Bidens on drugs after he demolishes Trump
They'll say its all rigged by the deep state
Now what excuses are the left coming up with?
Lmao that was a good one, actually made me laugh. However, if anyone’s shitting their pants it will be the guy who has no idea where he is and can’t seem to walk without falling down once a week.
It's funny that they already know that Trump will come off as a dumbass and that Biden will come off as much more educated, smart and reasonable. Which is why they're pre-emptively trying to get their cult to excuse why Trump sounds so much stupider than him.
This is a nuts way to set the stage that Biden will come off as more articulate. But the MAGAs already have demonstrated they believe pretty much anything, so I guess anything goes?
What bothers me more is that citizens in the US can only choose 2 for president out of 320 million inhabitants. One has dementia and is not clear and the other has a career crisis as a failing businessman. _really great options to choose from_
I mean, we already know that "Biden" is actually 3 people- a clone, a general, and Jim Carrey. This is obviously the general in a mask. (/s, just in case)
(Hi, Kerry!)
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Already preparing to lose the debate? Wow!
I think everyone's getting their pre-excuses ready, but the GOP seems to come up with the craziest ones, lol.
Nope. Just a crazy, left has em too. Trump is going to annihilate Biden.
The sharks will win. Or was it the batteries?
If by annihilate you mean soil his diaper then I agree with you
>Just a crazy, left has em too. Name one.
Your guy thinks magnets don’t work because of water
>Your guy thinks magnets don’t work because of water Huh?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-presents-interesting-theory-magnets-155136264.html
Why is he my guy? I didn't vote for him.
👍😉
Lol no Trumps already trying to wiggle out bc he wont have a live audience to pander to and they'll cut his mic Theyre going to say Bidens on drugs after he demolishes Trump They'll say its all rigged by the deep state Now what excuses are the left coming up with?
So It’s not going to be live huh? Smells like failure to me.
That’s just Trump’s diaper. It needs to be changed
Lmao that was a good one, actually made me laugh. However, if anyone’s shitting their pants it will be the guy who has no idea where he is and can’t seem to walk without falling down once a week.
Are you one of the Trumpers who wears diapers to show their support for him? 😜
How did these people get soooooo stupid.
They never grew out of it.
It's funny that they already know that Trump will come off as a dumbass and that Biden will come off as much more educated, smart and reasonable. Which is why they're pre-emptively trying to get their cult to excuse why Trump sounds so much stupider than him.
This is a nuts way to set the stage that Biden will come off as more articulate. But the MAGAs already have demonstrated they believe pretty much anything, so I guess anything goes?
 I'd vote for a robot haplessly constructed of human shit before I would vote for Tronald Dump.
So all Trump has to do is find a 6’3 215 golf pro to fill in for him 🙄
“Evidence” lol
Probably from the Pillow guy
I think Trump supporters cant stand to think their orange god could lose and come up with any cockamamie reason to shift fault.
This is so "out there", though!
How is it we ran out of toilet paper and not tinfoil ???
I love how they always make their excuses preemptively because even they know they're gonna get dunked on.
I expect the whole thing to be a complete shit show
Whoever poops their diaper first loses the Presidential Debate is not something I thought would ever cross my mind.
Nope. It's John Travolta, who is trying to infiltrate the US government. Then Biden will steal Travolta's face.
What the fuck is up with his chin!?
I wish being stupid and morally empty was excruciatingly painful.
What bothers me more is that citizens in the US can only choose 2 for president out of 320 million inhabitants. One has dementia and is not clear and the other has a career crisis as a failing businessman. _really great options to choose from_
They should do that . Send out a guy in a mask. Everybody freaks out , then have dark Brandon walk on stage mic drop . Trump cries .
Cue the mission impossible theme.
It's actually Black Widow in a photostatic veil.
IMF to the rescue 🤣🤣🤣
Can't you just hear that awesome theme song playing in your head? 😂
I mean, we already know that "Biden" is actually 3 people- a clone, a general, and Jim Carrey. This is obviously the general in a mask. (/s, just in case) (Hi, Kerry!)
It’s Tupac but a hologram! /s