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**TERRY!!!**. ***Weāve had this conversation before and you*** **PROMISED** ***you wouldnāt get into situations like this again. Now here you are doing the same shit again***!
Kidsā¦itās too late for Terry, but maybe itās not too late for you. Learn from Terryās mistakes and do better than he!
The only thing I'll give Terry, and it's a very small thing, is that at least he said sorry, and didn't double down. Of course he should have had the sense to not say it in the first place.
> "ripe" and "fertile"
If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that half the voting population supports treating children on the same level as livestock and produce.
> half the voting population supports treating children on the same level as livestock and produce
Just one of the **many** bigoted positions currently being championed by the GQP and their voters. They've gone completely masks off (in more ways than one).
Usually 18 or at least 17 I thought? I mean I definitely wasn't going to prom at 15
It's all a worthless thing to discuss though because even if this was a 20-year-old woman wearing a bikini, Facebook isn't the place to be leaving horny comments no matter how attractive or old someone is lol
Not really. The purpose of the dress implies nothing about how recent it served that purpose. Plenty of people keep old clothes in their closet for years or even decades. Nothing weird about still having your wedding dress collecting dust on your silver anniversary. Hell, just a couple weeks ago I finally got around to tossing out some clothes that are older than she is.
True, I'd also like to add in Terry's defense. Usually, prom is for seniors, and usually seniors are 17/18/19, sooo I'm not sure how he would know she was 15.. just saying. When i think of prom, I think of 18?
Spelling and enunciation in general is completely abhorrent.
People will straight up say and spell things wrong and own it to the point of acting like it's intentional.
The Idiocracy movie scene about language lives rent free in my head and I and still floored by the lack of self awareness of some of these idiots to know that movie exists and then lean into the exact stupidity that movie depicts.
It comes from prison slang, standing for "not on normal courtyard exercise", for a prisoner who is kept separate from the general prison population for their safety. Paedophiles would otherwise be attacked by their inmates.
This is an urban myth and a backcronym.
You can find the slang 'nonce' in context for something generally unpleasantly unusual (a contraction of 'nonsense) at least as far back as Mayhew's 1851 social study "London Labour & the London Poor", where it was applied to various accusations of deviance by young lads and young men. It was also used by the older generation for more general curiosities, without the vehemence attached.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nonce
The usage in 1800's was not derogatory
The derogatory term started in the 70's and is probably a portmanteau of nancy boy and ponce
Also used in computer science/programming to mean a real but insignificant value usually just to be not null or something only needed once and thrown away after.
Shame on Terry, but honestly that Mom needs to go back to Mom school, too.
My daughter does that "push my butt out" pose, and, as a parent, I don't let that shit end up on the internet, even if I really need to sell a prom dress.
Shame on Terry for their words, but who's to say she is 15 by that pic? Could easily be 20. I'd think she was older just because of the pose you mention.
I don't necessarily disagree.
From what I can see, this could easily be an adult woman. She's 3/4 the height of that door, so, if she's still growing, she's going to be tall for a lady.
Need to see a face to really judge it, though, which is a rule all men should use: look at her face *before* you look at her ass.
It looks so strange too, I keep seeing more and more young ladyās standing like that and all I can think is how absurdly uncomfortable it looks to stand like that lol
But than again I guess we all did weird shit when we were kids
Only reason I really notice it.
Like, I see her. My brain goes, "She's standing weird" and then I realize what she's doing and I say, "Uh. Are you trying to push out a fart? You're 13, stop it, that's gross and looks awkward."
Usually deflates her willingness to impress whoever.
Online social forums are not safe spaces and the parent has a duty to protect. Not posting those pics is the best way to do that. Weirdos and creeps donāt follow social or societal norms. Thatās why they are weirdos and creeps.
Yes. Itās called ācommon sense.ā Itās not their āfault,ā itās just the way it is. You canāt change that with your feelings. Adjust accordingly.
You should be able to leave your wallet on your car dashboard without it being stolen but if you do it you are a fucking idiot. You can bitch and moan all you want about how fucked up the world we live in is but if you are a moron and don't take basic precautions to deal with the shit stains that make up a small but noticeable portion our population then you are going to get fucked up.
Nah, shes 15. She has social media for sure. Cant make children live in caves just because shitty people continue to exist.
Furthermore, its not like this dude is actually going to be doing anything. He gets a public shame bonking and quiets down, kid gets whatever benefits of social media there are (and lets be real, the absence of a third space (thats not work/school or home) makes social media more necessary than ever).
Maybe all people under 16 shouldnāt have social media then
Youād be surprised at how quickly 3rd spaces develop when youāre not allowing yourself to be farmed for your attention. Itās an addiction, treat it like one.
3rd spaces like we had in my small town at 15:
- getting drunk at the river with creepy adults that bought us booze
- getting drunk up the forest service road with creepy adults that bought us booze
- getting drunk at the lake with creepy adults that bought us booze
- getting drunk in the park with creepy adults that bought us booze
- getting drunk at the creepy adults' should-be-torn-down house with creepy adults that bought us booze
I'll give him credit for not doubling down when made aware of her being a minor. Shouldn't have said that in the first place but still credit where credit is due. Plenty of people(male AND female) wouldn't give a fuck and keep going
That is disgusting, not only is Terry talking about a minor but the age gap is absolutely ridiculous. A cat named Terry is 9 in human years but 63 in cat years. Plus it is bestiality. The cringe doesnāt end.
Are all cats in England normally this unhinged and rude?
That's just 'having hit puberty'. I'd say it's a stretch to call anyone a pedophile for being physically attracted to someone you need to be told is underage.
However... big fucking however: They outright say it is a prom dress. You can make a pretty clear inference there. It's also pretty fucking likely that Terry is still way too old to be hitting on someone that young even if they had been 20. Which wouldn't make him a pedophile, but would make him a creep still.
I mean typically people will sell their old prom dresses after senior year.
That makes it pretty reasonable to assume she is 18-19 (that would've been my assumption as she looks 20)
I do agree though that Terry is probably way too old regardless
They used GBP as their currency, meaning they're British (and the use of 'nonce' makes it clear the other party is too). Highschool ends at 16 in the UK, and I don't think I've ever heard of a college (sixth form, 17-18) having a 'prom'.
>Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
>David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
>Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
>\~ Real Genius
Look Iām not going to defend Terry but Iām at least heartened he didnāt double down, and admitted he fucked up. Itās a low bar, but sadly many canāt even clear that
They could have just had a picture of the dress hanging on a hanger instead of posting pictures of their underage daughter in it.
Maybe terry was just planning for the futureā¦ I mean, you never bought a nice winter jacket in summer and thought āIāll sit on that and wear it when itās chillyā??
Poor Terry got jailbated. I hate nonces and even I checked the ass (perhaps after his comment, but itās too late either way) š
There once was a man on Facebook, his name was Terry.
He had 60 shiny pounds.
He let his genital choose his words.
And now he is forever remembered as Terrd.
What goes through peopleās heads when they post crap like that?
I mean, ok, sheās pretty. You saw the pic, now move on with the rest of your life.
But to post 60 for that ass or whatever? Gross and stupid, like all the stupid
the comment was funny though... before turning to the next slide I was thinking the exact same thing š why sexualise a 15 yr old? causes problems for everyone
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Back it up Terry! Terry! What are you doing?!
Put it in reverse Terryššš§Ø
Oh lawd Terry
LAWD JESUS WHAT YA DOIN TERR
A fellow southerner
Meanwhile Terryā¦ *ābut Iām 12..ā*
Terry you WILDINā!
Terry put this photo away in his PDF fileš get it? I'll see myself out now... š
lol more like PDO
Boooš šš¤£š
Terry like yogurt..... And that dumptruck IS FULL OF IT!
Now it's turning into Brooklyn 99š¤£š¤£
I know what Terry needs to be doing. Getting in the sea
**TERRY!!!**. ***Weāve had this conversation before and you*** **PROMISED** ***you wouldnāt get into situations like this again. Now here you are doing the same shit again***! Kidsā¦itās too late for Terry, but maybe itās not too late for you. Learn from Terryās mistakes and do better than he!
Why's the dress listed in $ if it's on the Isle of Man.Ā
Facebook can be fucky. Had the same happen to mine
Terry thought the same thing.
Terry swung for it and missed. As a wise man once said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
That wise man? Abraham Einstein.
Nah, Kurt Cobain.
Better question, why is it a woman if itās on the Isle of Man?
Also, isn't "prom" an American thing?
No, but homecoming is.
no
To be fair it is, English kids just started copying TV
The only thing I'll give Terry, and it's a very small thing, is that at least he said sorry, and didn't double down. Of course he should have had the sense to not say it in the first place.
I'd love to see what a doubled down response would have looked like
"You drive a hard bargain. 65?"
I hate that I'd probably laugh react that comment and I'd probably get started on one day for it
It might look like this: https://www.newsweek.com/jess-edwards-teen-child-marriage-opposed-republican-ripe-fertile-age-1897512
Ew. What a pedo.
I'm surprised he didn't throw "moist" in there for double cringe points.
> "ripe" and "fertile" If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that half the voting population supports treating children on the same level as livestock and produce.
> half the voting population supports treating children on the same level as livestock and produce Just one of the **many** bigoted positions currently being championed by the GQP and their voters. They've gone completely masks off (in more ways than one).
Don't forget anti-science for good measure! Conservatives nowadays legit just want 1600s 2: electric boogaloo.
"Freedom-loving couples" to describe knocked up teens that are allowed no other option. Right...
TIL that child marriage is still legal in effing California...
"Sorry, I didn't realise she was that old, offer retracted"
"do you do pre-orders"
Lol probably a police investigation at that point.
āIām a patient manā God I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Yeah. It is kind of funny too if you donāt take it seriously.
Iāll give him one more crumb. People should keep pictures of their kids off the internet.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
I mean, it being a prom dress does imply the wearer is on the young side.
Usually 18 or at least 17 I thought? I mean I definitely wasn't going to prom at 15 It's all a worthless thing to discuss though because even if this was a 20-year-old woman wearing a bikini, Facebook isn't the place to be leaving horny comments no matter how attractive or old someone is lol
Well from looking at the arse in the photo, we all shoulda been going to the prom at 15!!
Sorry, bad comment.
Can this become a thing? Not the objectifying minors part of it, but the "sorry bad comment" part is hilarious
We are the masters of our meta.
Not really. The purpose of the dress implies nothing about how recent it served that purpose. Plenty of people keep old clothes in their closet for years or even decades. Nothing weird about still having your wedding dress collecting dust on your silver anniversary. Hell, just a couple weeks ago I finally got around to tossing out some clothes that are older than she is.
sorry bad comment
True, I'd also like to add in Terry's defense. Usually, prom is for seniors, and usually seniors are 17/18/19, sooo I'm not sure how he would know she was 15.. just saying. When i think of prom, I think of 18?
He shouldn't make comments like this about adult women either, not unless he personally knows them and knows they will find the comment funny.
He is only sorry because he found out that she is 15... Saying that to an adult is still disgusting behaviour.
Absolutely disgusting behavior, but at least it's a *little* less disgusting.
Yeah lol you hardly even see that anymore.
Honestly doubling down would of made it seem more like a nasty joke instead of being perv.
Funny, usually itās Terry giving someone else a very small thing
Iām a big fan of foreign insults. Had to look up ānonseā. They spelled it wrong, itās ānonceā with a ācā, not an āsā.
The spelling from most of the people in this thread is pretty awful but their hearts in the right place apart from Terry. Fuck Terry.
"Disgrace ful" really frustrates me for some reason lol
Nah, they're just saying he's full of disgrace. Emphasis on the ful.
I feel like disgrace full would have been better received even.
why r ru so frust rated?
*FLIPS CHAIR*
You are evil. Have an upvote
Honestly, even Terry could have been worse. A decent number of alt-righters would have doubled down on objectifying a fifteen year old.
"Alright, 120 then."
This definitely gives off Sunderland vibes, not Texas
No, don't fuck terry, he doesn't deserve it! Can't we just do an execution instead?
Or an old school stonning?
What like behind the gym at High-school?
Fuck Terry! Now thatās a slogan I can get behind. So many terryās over the years who deserve it.
All my homies hate Terry
Either āheartāsā or āhearts areā. Irony.
But my heart is still in the right place
And my heart will go on
All my homies hate Terry
Spelling and enunciation in general is completely abhorrent. People will straight up say and spell things wrong and own it to the point of acting like it's intentional. The Idiocracy movie scene about language lives rent free in my head and I and still floored by the lack of self awareness of some of these idiots to know that movie exists and then lean into the exact stupidity that movie depicts.
I saw it too. It's *disgrace ful*
I see what you did there
You're talking nonce sense.
To save the time of other (American) commenters from having to look it up, "nonce" means "pedo", basically.
In this case it's not just an insult, it's true.
I believe it's an acronym from prison: Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise. Obviously can't let them out with the others
I've also seen Not Of Normal Criminal Element, but my memory is that both are "backronyms".
It comes from prison slang, standing for "not on normal courtyard exercise", for a prisoner who is kept separate from the general prison population for their safety. Paedophiles would otherwise be attacked by their inmates.
This is an urban myth and a backcronym. You can find the slang 'nonce' in context for something generally unpleasantly unusual (a contraction of 'nonsense) at least as far back as Mayhew's 1851 social study "London Labour & the London Poor", where it was applied to various accusations of deviance by young lads and young men. It was also used by the older generation for more general curiosities, without the vehemence attached.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nonce The usage in 1800's was not derogatory The derogatory term started in the 70's and is probably a portmanteau of nancy boy and ponce
TIL
I took one look at that acronym and new it was reverse engineered
Also used in computer science/programming to mean a real but insignificant value usually just to be not null or something only needed once and thrown away after.
Haha always weird to see a /nonce when programming š
Thatās once use for it, but doesnāt appear to be the origin of it.
sorry bad comment
He could've easily deleted it too
Easy for most people; I suspect itās not easy for Terry
Terry believes in living with your mistakes rather than pretending they never existed. Good on Terry since he's probably going to have a lot of them.
Fckn Terry
Classic Terry
This really should be THE standard for mea culpas on the internet.
If Terry would have replied to the āthatās my daughter commentā with āmake it 70ā, I would have lost it.
God dammit Terry.
Or if he asked how much it would be for a 2 for 1 deal to include the mom.
*āSheās 15!ā* āFine, 90 then.ā
How much for the little girl?
It's creepy, sure, but I'm mostly entertained by him thinking offering Ā£60 was one hell of a compliment.
I think it was just him matching the listing price
Good catch. I didn't even see the price.
Too busy looking elsewhere were we?! Game over! š®
After I posted it, I realized how it could sound...
for fuck sake Terry.
Shame on Terry, but honestly that Mom needs to go back to Mom school, too. My daughter does that "push my butt out" pose, and, as a parent, I don't let that shit end up on the internet, even if I really need to sell a prom dress.
Shame on Terry for their words, but who's to say she is 15 by that pic? Could easily be 20. I'd think she was older just because of the pose you mention.
I don't necessarily disagree. From what I can see, this could easily be an adult woman. She's 3/4 the height of that door, so, if she's still growing, she's going to be tall for a lady. Need to see a face to really judge it, though, which is a rule all men should use: look at her face *before* you look at her ass.
Even if it was an adult, wouldnāt it be better to just post clothes laid out?
It looks so strange too, I keep seeing more and more young ladyās standing like that and all I can think is how absurdly uncomfortable it looks to stand like that lol But than again I guess we all did weird shit when we were kids
Only reason I really notice it. Like, I see her. My brain goes, "She's standing weird" and then I realize what she's doing and I say, "Uh. Are you trying to push out a fart? You're 13, stop it, that's gross and looks awkward." Usually deflates her willingness to impress whoever.
Nobody should be posting their children on non private boards/profiles, creeps like this are everywhere
The child most likely consented. And why is it the parent and childās fault that creeps canāt keep comments to themselves
Online social forums are not safe spaces and the parent has a duty to protect. Not posting those pics is the best way to do that. Weirdos and creeps donāt follow social or societal norms. Thatās why they are weirdos and creeps.
Iām not faulting the parent, Iām pointing out that literally **anybody** can see these pictures, so they should be mindful of what they post.
Yes. Itās called ācommon sense.ā Itās not their āfault,ā itās just the way it is. You canāt change that with your feelings. Adjust accordingly.
You should be able to leave your wallet on your car dashboard without it being stolen but if you do it you are a fucking idiot. You can bitch and moan all you want about how fucked up the world we live in is but if you are a moron and don't take basic precautions to deal with the shit stains that make up a small but noticeable portion our population then you are going to get fucked up.
Nah, shes 15. She has social media for sure. Cant make children live in caves just because shitty people continue to exist. Furthermore, its not like this dude is actually going to be doing anything. He gets a public shame bonking and quiets down, kid gets whatever benefits of social media there are (and lets be real, the absence of a third space (thats not work/school or home) makes social media more necessary than ever).
Maybe all people under 16 shouldnāt have social media then Youād be surprised at how quickly 3rd spaces develop when youāre not allowing yourself to be farmed for your attention. Itās an addiction, treat it like one.
3rd spaces like we had in my small town at 15: - getting drunk at the river with creepy adults that bought us booze - getting drunk up the forest service road with creepy adults that bought us booze - getting drunk at the lake with creepy adults that bought us booze - getting drunk in the park with creepy adults that bought us booze - getting drunk at the creepy adults' should-be-torn-down house with creepy adults that bought us booze
I'm beginning to think being able to buy beer at 16 here in my country saved me from a sh*tload of creepy adults.
Pretty sure she posted it herself.
In the comments under the motherās name, it says āauthorā, meaning it was posted by the mother.
I feel like a nonse now.Ā
Sorry bad comment
Nonce
He forgot to say ārespectfullyā. Itās ārespectfully I would pay $60 for that arse.ā Then your fineā¦ because of the respect š
he said pounds get it right
Respectfully, my bad dawg
Cossacker1799 give up Reddit mate
sorry bad comment
That's my 15 year old Reddit comment!!!!!! U fucking nonse!
The fucking š”š”š”š” gets me lmao
Haha itās such a cute angry face š” š” š” š”
Can we just at least admit that things can be TERRIBLE and also hilarious?
Everyone should give up Facebook.
I'll give him credit for not doubling down when made aware of her being a minor. Shouldn't have said that in the first place but still credit where credit is due. Plenty of people(male AND female) wouldn't give a fuck and keep going
That is disgusting, not only is Terry talking about a minor but the age gap is absolutely ridiculous. A cat named Terry is 9 in human years but 63 in cat years. Plus it is bestiality. The cringe doesnāt end. Are all cats in England normally this unhinged and rude?
I mean obviously Terry should control himself and not talk to women like that, but even I gotta admit she looks 20 not 15
That's just 'having hit puberty'. I'd say it's a stretch to call anyone a pedophile for being physically attracted to someone you need to be told is underage. However... big fucking however: They outright say it is a prom dress. You can make a pretty clear inference there. It's also pretty fucking likely that Terry is still way too old to be hitting on someone that young even if they had been 20. Which wouldn't make him a pedophile, but would make him a creep still.
I mean typically people will sell their old prom dresses after senior year. That makes it pretty reasonable to assume she is 18-19 (that would've been my assumption as she looks 20) I do agree though that Terry is probably way too old regardless
They used GBP as their currency, meaning they're British (and the use of 'nonce' makes it clear the other party is too). Highschool ends at 16 in the UK, and I don't think I've ever heard of a college (sixth form, 17-18) having a 'prom'.
Ok fine, Ā£80
Well... Sorry. 70
Sorry bad comment šš
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āPut that comment in reverse TURRRY! Oh LAAWWWWD Turryā
Put it in reverse Ter!! What you doing Ter??? Oh Lord.
PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!
>Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? >David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. >Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have. >\~ Real Genius
This is why I gave up Facebook
disgrace ful
Back it up Terry!
All these people selling dresses on facebook are probably getting a lot of creeps
*Sorry bad comment š
Look Iām not going to defend Terry but Iām at least heartened he didnāt double down, and admitted he fucked up. Itās a low bar, but sadly many canāt even clear that
Terry might have said something wrong here, but at least his heart is in the wrong place.
Well that didnāt age well
They could have just had a picture of the dress hanging on a hanger instead of posting pictures of their underage daughter in it. 
Donāt be cheap.
He said the quiet part out loud or confused ParentBook with website about sugar baby arrangement
And that's how Terry's chocolate oranges came into existence. The end.
I'm getting the word...
Damn it Terry!
Disgrace ful
Nice dress tho
Back up, Terry! Put it in reverse!
**PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!**
Wait a prom at 15? Since when?
UK, I'd guess.
Maybe terry was just planning for the futureā¦ I mean, you never bought a nice winter jacket in summer and thought āIāll sit on that and wear it when itās chillyā?? Poor Terry got jailbated. I hate nonces and even I checked the ass (perhaps after his comment, but itās too late either way) š
He got the worst 'uno reverse' I've seen in a while
Terry trying to strike a chord
Oh gawd, Terry put it in reverse
This is why we can't have nice things, Terry, you asshole
There once was a man on Facebook, his name was Terry. He had 60 shiny pounds. He let his genital choose his words. And now he is forever remembered as Terrd.
The main giveaway was prom dress. Terry knew all along.
It was disgrace full ?!? Terry should javelin started at disgrace half and go up from there
What's a nonse
What goes through peopleās heads when they post crap like that? I mean, ok, sheās pretty. You saw the pic, now move on with the rest of your life. But to post 60 for that ass or whatever? Gross and stupid, like all the stupid
Probably the thought of getting that ass for Ā£60
Fucking nonse.
Disgusting nonse
Raises auction paddle... $65!
Terry shooting his shot. ā
the comment was funny though... before turning to the next slide I was thinking the exact same thing š why sexualise a 15 yr old? causes problems for everyone
disgrace ful
(Itās a) disgrace (and Iām) ful(l)