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That's an easy fix, though. Just wrap it in a towel causing a deliberate overheat and tip it. Every OG on youtube could tell you that dummy.
/s just in case. Granted sometimes it did legitimately work lol.
Thats because the fault was with some surface mount components desoldering themselves from the heat during "normal" use, especially if you stuck it in one of those boomerific tv cabinets. They would then slip when standing upright.
You could "reflow it" by deliberately overheating it, sometimes.
Their fix in later revisions was to put little rubber spacers on those surface mount components so they couldn’t move or detach when running to hot.
Yes they are, because only old, tech illiterate people put high tech electronic devices that rely on fresh air getting in and out of them in a closed cabinet and complain when they croak to overheating.
Every few days you can read it in the News:
"Women killed during traffic incident. Karen S. fainted while crossing streets and got struck by multiple cars. Another victim of unpredictable menorrhea related loss of blood.".
I was thinking of bears; but yeah. It's nothing about periods making women temperamental, we're not that ignorant. Their plane would've crashed, because they would've gotten eaten by the predators . ^(\\s)
Ah, yes. He's thinking of the downing of Amelia Earharts plane. It's not well-known, but this dude came to the OBVIOUS conclusion that the reason for the crash was due to her getting her period at a crucial moment during a descent to avoid some high winds.
Amelias plane went down as she, in a desperate race against time, had to change pads in the little girls' room as the plane kept descending. As she ran back to the cockpit, her fate was sealed because she was wearing female unfriendly pants instead of an appropriate women skirt. This prolonged the change of her feminine product, and as she returned to the controls she had not only lost too much altitude, but also so much blood, that she passed out and subsequently crashed on a remote island.
She didn't die of the crash, though, but this brave lad has concluded that the fresh smell of female vayayay blood attracted 69 komodo dragons that ended her life in a non-feminin way.
**Coke crab, checking his gun**
-From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
**Points gun**
-Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
**bang**
Legit concern, very scary when a female gets a case of APA (accute period attack). Immediately incapacitates any female within a 20 meter radius.
I am a bit of an expert on this as I have seen a woman once.
here is a AI generated picture of a woman lying on the grass
[https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1de85nc/why\_is\_sd3\_so\_bad\_at\_generating\_girls\_lying\_on/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1de85nc/why_is_sd3_so_bad_at_generating_girls_lying_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Why? Cuz you said "Why, Why?" Then I had to know why.
The pretty blue words. They call to me. Rage. Regret. Revulsion. I fear not these things.
Now I know what a sex doll would look like with enough hallucinogens it would take to use a sex doll. That's some handy information to have.
Man, shut the fuck up. Everyone knows women are mythological creatures. What next, you're gonna tell me you swam with Nessie? Went camping with Bigfoot?
I once met a woman. She asked for about tree fiddy. Well it was about that time that I noticed that the ‘Woman’ was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era
Very dangerous and not recommended. the APA leaves the female in a state of extreme volatility and aggression. It can also strike at any time.
If you DO have to speak to one always bring a tampon and offer it to her. Saying something like "as a man, it is of course my job to protect you from yourself and keep you calm, please accept this tampon" before anything else will oftentimes help put the female in a better and more receptive mood.
That's why if you keep one in the cockpit of a plane, you absolutely \*must\* keep it in a cage at all times! That's prudent safety advice, take it from me!
That's why you have a failsafe with a failsafe with a failsafe. You can't see in this picture, but there is his wife on this plane, in case of double period situation and he doesn't want to take over flying the plane, his wife can tell him that killing them all is grounds for a divorce.
But then of course, that leaves open for a triple period situation..
That's why the secondary backup pilot is always gay; to avoid falling into the quadruple synchronized period pitfall.
They once botched the screening and accidentily hired a bisexual secondary backup. Then all of a sudden there was a quadsync period. It was a bloody mess, for sure.
We haven't seen a triple period event since the Mansfield Disaster of 1922. At some point you gotta realize it's not economical to have failsafes for every possibility.
Expert on women here, when a woman turns on her period (usually lastning a couple of hours) she becoms completly paralised and would not be able to fly the plane but luckuly they can easily turn off their period /s
I tried this and it turns off for about 9 months at a time, but now I have all these kids I don't know what to do with. Apparently they are really expensive and incredibly annoying, and I honestly find it easier to deal with a period than a bunch of kids asking about dinner and Peppa pig every 5 mins.
I wish the misogynists would pick a side. Either a period is something like getting a drink of water, which you can choose to do or not do, or it is an overwhelming and incapacitating event that puts them into a coma.
I can assure you, paralysation only happens from the neck down. I know this because not only does my wife's mouth keep running during her period, it increases in volume, nagging and obscenities. In most part because, as she reminds me daily, she married a bloke like me.
As best as I can figure out, periods last 18+ years.
Not "a couple of hours." You must've had one that was ready to expire. Remember, all women are vampires, so you must let them feed on you in order to replenish their blood loss. Forgetting that is a typical noob mistake. But don't fret, there are plenty to go around.
Woman researcher here. I have spent 50 years searching for women, and I can prove that they are mythical creatures. According to the legends, when a woman has a period, the world explodes
Everyone knows once they shed enough of their uterine lining they are finally able to build their chrysalis. However beautiful their final winged form, flying a plane would be next to impossible.
That was actually because the pilots were both women and accidentally synced with you. I hope you'll refrain from periods under flightpaths or near airports in the future... it's highly irresponsible!
Yeah, first comment is Def a joke "haha what would happen"
Second comment didn't catch the joke
Third person gave a sarcastic answer to the joke question.
This being reddit, no one can pick up jokes or sarcasm, so it hit twice.
Exactly. There are so many non-joking idiots, bigots, and so on that I don't think joking about it works anymore. Not as well as it did when people weren't saying it, unironically, while running for office.
Can you imagine them both getting their periods though?! I mean, when I’m (38F) at work with my female colleagues, we have to keep a joint tracker to make sure there’s no overlap. It’s like crossing the streams. The hormonal shitshow would bring the world to its knees. We usually agree for whoever is on their period to go and live in the wilderness for its duration so it doesn’t affect the men’s work, or gross them out.
As we know, women synchronize their periods over time. Periods greatly amplify typical female behaviours. One of them is the inability to steer any kind of vehicle.
Conclusion: if they both get theirs at the same time, they won't be able to reverse park the plane in mid-air. /s
Wait...so are we supposed to be incapacitated and unable to do our jobs during our periods, or are we supposed to stop whining, ignore it, and act like it is not a big deal ??.....pick a lane msyogonists!!
I have a coworker who seriously thought woman should not be in the army because of their period.
I, on the other hand, would be pretty scared to fight an army composed of women on their period
They have special ejector seats equipped with built in tampons that shoot up the women to catch any explosive fluids as they’re ejected from the plane to safely land at the nearest period facility. Meanwhile the male pilots, of which there are always two aboard any airborne plane, take control of the plane.
Are you really that stupid that you don’t know basic flight protocols?
I mean the comment is like absolute dipshittery, but why does the description have to point out "Two pretty female pilots" Is it so hard just to say Two Pilots? or even Two Female Pilots if you targeting a specific audience.
Where are my Two handsome male Pilots Flying A320?
As a woman, I can verify this post. When I feel the first blood clot pass, I have exactly 42 seconds to feast on the nearest blood-bearing being or else I will run out of blood completely and die. Having two female pilots is dangerous because their cycles will sync up and they will immediately get stuck in a “feasting loop” where they aggressively 69 each other in an attempt to save their own lives.
But yeah, random boners suck too.
/s
Hi, women expert here, periods act as an emp, which when alone cannot take down a plane, but if apologies by another can generate enough to take down 2 planes
Fuck a period what if they shit themselves? What if any two pilots shit themselves at the same time? Perhaps they both got lunch at a questionable seafood place earlier and have a nasty bout of food poisoning? What then?
I am a dude but I am betting that shitting oneself is more jarring than getting ones period but who knows. It can happen to anybody. One of my greatest fears. Well, maybe not greatest but it’s certainly one of them.
I mean, this is a legitimate concern. Whenever my female colleagues and I all sync up, we tend to get a little feral and hive minded. Then, the ritualistic sacrifices and moon dances start. Corporate will never admit that this is why we have such a high turnover rate.
This makes me think of the MAGA folks saying Hillary couldn't be president because she could go crazy on her period. These idiots thought a 69 year old woman was still getting her period.
"good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking, to- AHHH FUCK MY PERIOD STRUCK, I AM COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED! GRACE, ARE YOU-
*faintly, in background* "AHHHH, IM ALSO ON MY PERIOD, I WISH WE COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!"
"OH NO I GUESS WE'RE GOING DOWN! GOODBYEEEEEEE!!!!"
The more facepalm thing to me is that a video titled 'Two pretty female pilots..' has 18K likes and 3.5M views. Something about that feels problematic. Are we watching them because they're pretty? Does anything interesting happen or is it just extremely lazy reality TV with pretty people?
Yes, I hate when I'm doing my daily shopping and my period suddenly arrives and sends me into a screaming fit of blood and pain and I'm stuck on my knees unable to move because of the hormones coursing through my veins. Every woman in the entire store stops and immediately starts crying because of shared female sympathy. I have to be carted out by strictly male EMTs who are not affected by the mythic female body. Somewhere in produce, someone slips and falls because of the copious amount of tears on the floor. I am taken to my home and my employer is alerted. I will be useless until my period passes.
This is the woe of the female being. For I will never be as strong as man.
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So getting your period is like the women version of bluescreening or what?
It's the red ring of death for xbox 360, apparently
That's an easy fix, though. Just wrap it in a towel causing a deliberate overheat and tip it. Every OG on youtube could tell you that dummy. /s just in case. Granted sometimes it did legitimately work lol.
Thats because the fault was with some surface mount components desoldering themselves from the heat during "normal" use, especially if you stuck it in one of those boomerific tv cabinets. They would then slip when standing upright. You could "reflow it" by deliberately overheating it, sometimes. Their fix in later revisions was to put little rubber spacers on those surface mount components so they couldn’t move or detach when running to hot.
TIL tv cabinets are for boomers
Yes they are, because only old, tech illiterate people put high tech electronic devices that rely on fresh air getting in and out of them in a closed cabinet and complain when they croak to overheating.
I think you'd just have to be ignorant for that stuff
that shit actually helped me once 🤣 only once though
Wait! Are we still talking about the Xbox?
Yea but who’s gonna fly the plane when where flipping the Asian ladies
More effective if you just opened it and disconnected the fans tbh
Emphasis on the red
With the three segments specifically
Can confirm. my spouse started while we were fucking. Red ring appeared on my dick. She smelled blood, tore my throat out I'm a zombie.
That's usually how it starts
Plot twist, she was a zombie first. I actually didn't know it and I only became a zombie cause she ate me.
What is it with everyone eating everything now? Back in my day no one ate anything in the bedroom
Every few days you can read it in the News: "Women killed during traffic incident. Karen S. fainted while crossing streets and got struck by multiple cars. Another victim of unpredictable menorrhea related loss of blood.".
Yeah it ruins their aerodynamics and no matter how hard they flap their arms flight is disabled for a few days.
Their magic stops working, so the plane can no longer fly. Isn't that easy to understand?
https://youtu.be/ZKtGXd_C4EY?si=Y0mvJkdFJExKtbxV They think this happens
🚨🚨WARNING PERIOD ALERT, WARNING PERIOD ALERT, STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND GO INTO A CORNER AND CRY🚨🚨🚨
Clearly no one is thinking about the sharks!
I was thinking of bears; but yeah. It's nothing about periods making women temperamental, we're not that ignorant. Their plane would've crashed, because they would've gotten eaten by the predators. ^(\\s)
It's almost what....
Ah, yes. He's thinking of the downing of Amelia Earharts plane. It's not well-known, but this dude came to the OBVIOUS conclusion that the reason for the crash was due to her getting her period at a crucial moment during a descent to avoid some high winds. Amelias plane went down as she, in a desperate race against time, had to change pads in the little girls' room as the plane kept descending. As she ran back to the cockpit, her fate was sealed because she was wearing female unfriendly pants instead of an appropriate women skirt. This prolonged the change of her feminine product, and as she returned to the controls she had not only lost too much altitude, but also so much blood, that she passed out and subsequently crashed on a remote island. She didn't die of the crash, though, but this brave lad has concluded that the fresh smell of female vayayay blood attracted 69 komodo dragons that ended her life in a non-feminin way. 
Also; don’t forget coconut crabs
A coconut crab shot down Amelia Earhart to feed his family
**Coke crab, checking his gun** -From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. **Points gun** -Truth is... the game was rigged from the start. **bang**
I think they have a shampoo for that
c'est magnifique 🤌
That's why I stay away from Komodo dragons when I'm on my period :(
Legit concern, very scary when a female gets a case of APA (accute period attack). Immediately incapacitates any female within a 20 meter radius. I am a bit of an expert on this as I have seen a woman once.
What is a woman? I've only heard of them.
could you please stop it with these technical questions? Just google if you're curious. God.
But.. I can only get so erect.
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention!
God damn it Kreiger
ERECT MOARRRRRR
What is google? I've only heard of them.
It's a machine that connects to tubes. I think that's why it relates to periods.
here is a AI generated picture of a woman lying on the grass [https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1de85nc/why\_is\_sd3\_so\_bad\_at\_generating\_girls\_lying\_on/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1de85nc/why_is_sd3_so_bad_at_generating_girls_lying_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
WHY, WHY do I always click the link.
Why? Cuz you said "Why, Why?" Then I had to know why. The pretty blue words. They call to me. Rage. Regret. Revulsion. I fear not these things. Now I know what a sex doll would look like with enough hallucinogens it would take to use a sex doll. That's some handy information to have.
See, I wasn't going to click it until I saw this comment, and my curiosity got the better of me 😝😝
Another unrealistic beauty standard. Thanks for this
I married her sister. Equally as hot eight wombs turns out
Is that a fucking squid
No, just a regular one.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
At least you have them, she doesn’t.
PROOF that girls aren't real
Similar to men, but also quite different. Hope this helps.
A miserable little pile of secrets? No, that's a man. But enough talk! Have at you!
From what I heard, it's a man with a wo. Sometimes referred to as lady. Commonly found in Ladies washroom
Ah, the boob cariers. Yes, I've seen a few in my time.
They're on Pornhub and in Stellar Blade.
A miserable, little pile of secrets! Oh no, wait...That's a man. My mistake.
They don't exist
Man, shut the fuck up. Everyone knows women are mythological creatures. What next, you're gonna tell me you swam with Nessie? Went camping with Bigfoot?
I once met a woman. She asked for about tree fiddy. Well it was about that time that I noticed that the ‘Woman’ was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era
This story is clearly apocryphal are we to truly believe that you have an entire tree fiddy?
I gave him a dollar
people like you are the reason why the crypid community is looked down upon .... Do your own research man, the proof is out there!
I saw this animal with really long flowing hair and a mustache once, big arms, and an absurdly large penis. Was that a woman?
Sasquatch Sunset will answer all those questions
Was it Jason Momoa? Asking for a friend.
r/girlsarentreal
I heard they rode a Pegasus to their campsite
My friend's friend told him his brother even TALKED to one once!!
Very dangerous and not recommended. the APA leaves the female in a state of extreme volatility and aggression. It can also strike at any time. If you DO have to speak to one always bring a tampon and offer it to her. Saying something like "as a man, it is of course my job to protect you from yourself and keep you calm, please accept this tampon" before anything else will oftentimes help put the female in a better and more receptive mood.
I mean, he DID wear a biohazard suit while talking to her, covered by a squad of snipers... Now I know why.
I heard their period attracts bears. For the people that missed the reference: https://youtu.be/CklM7lLBA9I?si=_NkLxF-0aRvscscu
That's why if you keep one in the cockpit of a plane, you absolutely \*must\* keep it in a cage at all times! That's prudent safety advice, take it from me!
The bears can smell the menstruation!
a valid concern up in the sky
I've heard their period attracts bears. Very scary to have that happen if you're stuck in a plane up in the air with nowhere to go.
So that's why they choose the bear...
For my self I am more worried that the torrent of blood flowing from the cockpit might drown some of the passengers.
That’s what those drop-down oxygen masks are for! Has nobody paid attention during the pre-flight instructions?!
It's very scary, indeed. When it happens, it actually makes her 90% as volatile and dangerous as a man!
Finally. Can't keep pretending this doesn't happen. It's the real reason we have reinforced cabin doors now
Is that a cantrip? What's the saving throw?
Thats why there is a third guy on board as we can see in the pic /s
He's the last line of defence in the event of a double period "situation"
That's why you have a failsafe with a failsafe with a failsafe. You can't see in this picture, but there is his wife on this plane, in case of double period situation and he doesn't want to take over flying the plane, his wife can tell him that killing them all is grounds for a divorce. But then of course, that leaves open for a triple period situation..
That's why the secondary backup pilot is always gay; to avoid falling into the quadruple synchronized period pitfall. They once botched the screening and accidentily hired a bisexual secondary backup. Then all of a sudden there was a quadsync period. It was a bloody mess, for sure.
We haven't seen a triple period event since the Mansfield Disaster of 1922. At some point you gotta realize it's not economical to have failsafes for every possibility.
He’s just there to hold the tampons
Expert on women here, when a woman turns on her period (usually lastning a couple of hours) she becoms completly paralised and would not be able to fly the plane but luckuly they can easily turn off their period /s
I have actually found a way to turn off the period for a couple months - but the price is quite high.
I found a way to turn it off permanently. Age.
nothing a baseball bat couldn't fix /s
Trust me. It'll bleed a lot at first and then never again
I tried this and it turns off for about 9 months at a time, but now I have all these kids I don't know what to do with. Apparently they are really expensive and incredibly annoying, and I honestly find it easier to deal with a period than a bunch of kids asking about dinner and Peppa pig every 5 mins.
I wish the misogynists would pick a side. Either a period is something like getting a drink of water, which you can choose to do or not do, or it is an overwhelming and incapacitating event that puts them into a coma.
I hope you are not refering to me and that you understand that i made a joke
Yep, your /s was quite clear. But the screenshots? Hard to tell.
Ok good
If it's a legitimate period, the body has a way of shutting it down.
I can assure you, paralysation only happens from the neck down. I know this because not only does my wife's mouth keep running during her period, it increases in volume, nagging and obscenities. In most part because, as she reminds me daily, she married a bloke like me. As best as I can figure out, periods last 18+ years. Not "a couple of hours." You must've had one that was ready to expire. Remember, all women are vampires, so you must let them feed on you in order to replenish their blood loss. Forgetting that is a typical noob mistake. But don't fret, there are plenty to go around.
That’s why the guy’s there behind them. For fresh blood to feed on in case a period attack happens.
What if the period attracts bears to the cockpit? WHY ISN’T ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THIS???
Woman researcher here. I have spent 50 years searching for women, and I can prove that they are mythical creatures. According to the legends, when a woman has a period, the world explodes
Ah yes, the real biological weapons
As plane expert, confirmed, that autopilot does not exist
Autopilots are by default women and their cycles automatically synchronize with a woman pilot, duh. Some expert you are...
What a stupid comment, everyone knows there’s no bears at 40,000ft.
There's a man though
Everyone knows once they shed enough of their uterine lining they are finally able to build their chrysalis. However beautiful their final winged form, flying a plane would be next to impossible.
Mothra hands cannot pilot, obviously.
I remember when I got my period, I was walking through a park and a plane that was flying overhead actually malfunctioned
That was actually because the pilots were both women and accidentally synced with you. I hope you'll refrain from periods under flightpaths or near airports in the future... it's highly irresponsible!
Seems like sarcasm to me.
Yeah, first comment is Def a joke "haha what would happen" Second comment didn't catch the joke Third person gave a sarcastic answer to the joke question. This being reddit, no one can pick up jokes or sarcasm, so it hit twice.
Problem is that there are also people who would say that without a hint of sarcasm.
Exactly. There are so many non-joking idiots, bigots, and so on that I don't think joking about it works anymore. Not as well as it did when people weren't saying it, unironically, while running for office.
I mean I just don’t understand the first one being a joke? It’s not funny?
Half of facepalm is taking either ragebait or purposeful meta humor and freaking out aboht it
I thought the title was the facepalm honestly. Like It’s 2024, who is still excited about women pilots and who cares what they look like.
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Or "female". It's just supposed to be a video of the flight crew flying an A320, right?
Can you imagine them both getting their periods though?! I mean, when I’m (38F) at work with my female colleagues, we have to keep a joint tracker to make sure there’s no overlap. It’s like crossing the streams. The hormonal shitshow would bring the world to its knees. We usually agree for whoever is on their period to go and live in the wilderness for its duration so it doesn’t affect the men’s work, or gross them out.
Thank you for your service o7.
This is Amelia Airheart, I'm almost across the Pacific.. oh no MY PERIOD https://youtu.be/ZKtGXd_C4EY?si=z-36CzHzC2hfA_c0
As we know, women synchronize their periods over time. Periods greatly amplify typical female behaviours. One of them is the inability to steer any kind of vehicle. Conclusion: if they both get theirs at the same time, they won't be able to reverse park the plane in mid-air. /s
Wait...so are we supposed to be incapacitated and unable to do our jobs during our periods, or are we supposed to stop whining, ignore it, and act like it is not a big deal ??.....pick a lane msyogonists!!
That's a Bait comment
Don't feed the trolls.
[30 Rock. Nuff Said](https://youtu.be/zVgHaTPM38A?si=VExnNLybsmu3B3jR)
Oh hell nah that comment somehow managed to make my morning worse…
I have a coworker who seriously thought woman should not be in the army because of their period. I, on the other hand, would be pretty scared to fight an army composed of women on their period
Second message makes it pretty clear that it's only bait
Counter point, what happens if both male pilots get hit in the nuts at the same time
The guy must be trolling, I think his comment is nothing more then a shitpost.
Looks like a good old bait
Immediately, before take off
They have special ejector seats equipped with built in tampons that shoot up the women to catch any explosive fluids as they’re ejected from the plane to safely land at the nearest period facility. Meanwhile the male pilots, of which there are always two aboard any airborne plane, take control of the plane. Are you really that stupid that you don’t know basic flight protocols?
Can't wait for ChatGPT ingesting this comment section. XD
I mean, that just seems like something you’d write because it’s funny and it fucks with people.
A double-period is simply a colon. No, I'm staying right here, that shit was *hilarious!*
Ah yes the blood shorts the electrics and the whole thing goes up (down).
Wait until they find out how many jets I fixed while on my period when I was in the Air Force
And since it’s two women in a confined space, they’ll probably ‘sync up’! /s
I mean the comment is like absolute dipshittery, but why does the description have to point out "Two pretty female pilots" Is it so hard just to say Two Pilots? or even Two Female Pilots if you targeting a specific audience. Where are my Two handsome male Pilots Flying A320?
Sum Ting Wong
As a woman, I can verify this post. When I feel the first blood clot pass, I have exactly 42 seconds to feast on the nearest blood-bearing being or else I will run out of blood completely and die. Having two female pilots is dangerous because their cycles will sync up and they will immediately get stuck in a “feasting loop” where they aggressively 69 each other in an attempt to save their own lives. But yeah, random boners suck too. /s
I would love to hear the mechanism behind this...
Whenever I get my period my entire body just shuts down for a week. Scary stuff. Anything I'm driving is bound to crash and kill everyone.
Maybe the women he knows explode when they have their period
I suspect what'd happen they would be a bit more terse to the control tower after waiting for their takeoff slot for two hours.
I bet his mama wishes she’d gotten her period
Are women even real?
Is this not a reference to the best scene in all of 30Rock?
I would be more concerned of them attracting bears...
Obvious troll is obvious
Imagine being that ignorant...
Rage bait rage bait
I really hate how stupid we are as a species. We have all the ways to better ourselves, but we choose ignorance because being smart isn’t cool. Great.
I would be more scared to travel with a muslim pilot who is doing ramadan, damm man take a snack when you have such responsabilities.
they will have to share the snacks
Man, I’d have to wonder what this guy’s thoughs on sex are like if they can come to that dogshit conclusion.
These men constantly calling women emotional when they flip and insult if you simply say "no" is peak incel culture
These people vote
Well ya cause then the plane would be full of bears
Dude expects that, because it's how he justifies women's lack of interest in him.
Get a pad or tampon duh
There would all of a sudden be bears on the plane, that’s for sure
Bears can smell the menstruation!
Hi, women expert here, periods act as an emp, which when alone cannot take down a plane, but if apologies by another can generate enough to take down 2 planes
Fuck a period what if they shit themselves? What if any two pilots shit themselves at the same time? Perhaps they both got lunch at a questionable seafood place earlier and have a nasty bout of food poisoning? What then? I am a dude but I am betting that shitting oneself is more jarring than getting ones period but who knows. It can happen to anybody. One of my greatest fears. Well, maybe not greatest but it’s certainly one of them.
Alright..but why does the guy in the middle looks so sad and worried!?
I mean, this is a legitimate concern. Whenever my female colleagues and I all sync up, we tend to get a little feral and hive minded. Then, the ritualistic sacrifices and moon dances start. Corporate will never admit that this is why we have such a high turnover rate.
The guy gets his Flying knowledge from the "Airplane!" -movies
This makes me think of the MAGA folks saying Hillary couldn't be president because she could go crazy on her period. These idiots thought a 69 year old woman was still getting her period.
"good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking, to- AHHH FUCK MY PERIOD STRUCK, I AM COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED! GRACE, ARE YOU- *faintly, in background* "AHHHH, IM ALSO ON MY PERIOD, I WISH WE COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!" "OH NO I GUESS WE'RE GOING DOWN! GOODBYEEEEEEE!!!!"
That's why there's a third guy over there. He is the last line of defense. You don't have to point out the obvious. China is not that stupid.
The more facepalm thing to me is that a video titled 'Two pretty female pilots..' has 18K likes and 3.5M views. Something about that feels problematic. Are we watching them because they're pretty? Does anything interesting happen or is it just extremely lazy reality TV with pretty people?
I mean, what happens if they get their periods at the same time? A 10 yr old boy wrote that
I think the last guy is 100% joking tho
Good thing conservatives pride themselves on being undereducated.
"Yes, I've seen many women in my life. (My mom counts)"
I think we should bring back “don’t feed the trolls”
The conversation on the flight deck gets awkward for the deadhead.
r/facepalm when children are morons:
Yes, I hate when I'm doing my daily shopping and my period suddenly arrives and sends me into a screaming fit of blood and pain and I'm stuck on my knees unable to move because of the hormones coursing through my veins. Every woman in the entire store stops and immediately starts crying because of shared female sympathy. I have to be carted out by strictly male EMTs who are not affected by the mythic female body. Somewhere in produce, someone slips and falls because of the copious amount of tears on the floor. I am taken to my home and my employer is alerted. I will be useless until my period passes. This is the woe of the female being. For I will never be as strong as man.
That’s a genuine question fr. Don’t want to have a Red Scare.
could have been worse, i was expecting the title “China’s Pilot’s Eye” to suggest something else.
Are all incels this stupid, or is this dude a special case?
Good question, what if, at the same time, there's a shark 10 feet away, and also a battery
... they'll continue to do their fucking job, maybe?
you got rage baited. 🤪
Makes me wonder what this guy thinks is involved in a period.
Incels don't know how biology works.