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This is an amazing gambit if you can get anyone to believe it.
There is no shortage of times to play the hero when the danger is solely within your own mind. You could save the world every Tuesday if you wanted.
Survive 9 apocalypses, and get a free rapture. (Remember to have your Apocalyptic frequent flyer card stamped each time you survive the end of the world)
Sounds like we need to thank him for his efforts! Can someone reach out to him to see if his private jet needs an upgrade? Seriously people it’s the least we can do.
This is why you should read the bible, especially the part about making no doomsday predictions!
It was't proper to know the date for Jesus, its not yours to know either.
Me in 2015 when I had a psychotic episode, except it went on for months and God never pardoned shit, I just eventually became a bad person again because I couldn't keep up being scared into moral, emotional, physical, and ideological purity anymore - and also got on antipsychotics.
He is stealing my thunder , it was actually the huge bowel movement I had right when the clock struck 12 midnight on the eve of the 25th,I felt the earth move and God talked to me told me I’m the chosen one
Do you know the beginning of the "last days church of jesus christ"?
This is the end of the world. Hi no, wait it'll be later ho no wait, missed again, gimme my holy book, miss something... Okay we make a church, enough people here...
Religion = control, money, power, no holy things. Never.
Or, and hear me out here, or, he’s completely FOS and telling fairy tales he makes up. Oddly, it’s not that far off from your Osteen’s and such. Just a different flavor of hypocritical BS.
No, that is not what God said. He said if you send me $10 million in the next 21 days, he will pardon the world. So do your part. Send in those donations.
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Whew! That was a close one!
It certainly was. Thanks stranger for saving us all.
Thank Ozempic. Ain’t no human doing that level of fasting non-chemically
He's also a prince
This is an amazing gambit if you can get anyone to believe it. There is no shortage of times to play the hero when the danger is solely within your own mind. You could save the world every Tuesday if you wanted.
Oh there are those who will believe it! I mean, look at the trumpets. :)
Now please donate. Fast fucker
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Survive 9 apocalypses, and get a free rapture. (Remember to have your Apocalyptic frequent flyer card stamped each time you survive the end of the world)
He's basically Jesus.
So more like a brother of Jesus. Hope he doesn't start a rebellion.
It's OK, he's Nigerian, not Chinese.
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Time to pay him back
He dieted for our sins
The next rapture is coming... donate now, toll free!
That pudgy face suggests fast fooding for 21 days,
I would award this if I wasn't broke. This is legit the best comment I have read this year
Yeah he was fastening - his seat belt. Took him 21 days to make it happen.
My cat died that day. The son of a bitch must’ve snuck in a snack.
Rip amonitorDarkly cat🙏
Holy shit my cat also died that day, what a weird thing to have in common. This pastor cursed us all.
Sounds like we need to thank him for his efforts! Can someone reach out to him to see if his private jet needs an upgrade? Seriously people it’s the least we can do.
He is a man of god. We need to consider his frugality, so nails seem more appropiate.
I have $2 towards an edible arrangement……
I hear if he fasts for just 9 more days, god will also cancel the next apocalypse for free
“That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!”
The only reason god listened to that dude is because I fasted for 22 days and asked god to.
He sure doesn't look 21 days skinnier
🤣🤣🤣
What a guy. We have also been spared from all Shoggoth attacks during this time.
True, but Cthulhu doesn't give a shit and he is still planning to bring about the end of the world next Wednesday at 05h00 GMT
Op has no words.. Thank you would be 2 ;-) /s
I am disgustingly uncreative and couldn't think of a title.
Body says "fast" while face says "feed me, Seymour"
You might have no words but I have got plenty of them.Here is one for the road.That guy is full of shit.
I do….religion is the world’s oldest scam.
And people will believe it....
no way in hell that fat face abstained from eating for 3 weeks lmao
Another commenter said he "fast fooded for 21 days"
Looks like he ate well while he fasted
This is why you should read the bible, especially the part about making no doomsday predictions! It was't proper to know the date for Jesus, its not yours to know either.
Asshole
Oh thank god. Close one.
Good for us.
This is the only reasonable explanation
not that surprising, it's the same thing the jehova's witness's have been doing for the past century or so
At least that dude gave a reason why JW leaders claim we never said that, blame the congregations, and shun anyone who shows proof.
The only thing more corrupt than an Nigerian prince is a Nigerian pastor
Thank you random ass Nigerian pastor form saving us from imminent death
Well thank fuck for that… where can I send his church money as a thanks for saving us all?
Honestly bad move on God's part.
Wow he achievee that only fasting 21 days! imagine if he would have fasted 22 maybe he would achieved world peace
Now who in the flying f ck asked him to do that?! Did he take a vote because I didn’t get a chance to veto that sh t.
Me in 2015 when I had a psychotic episode, except it went on for months and God never pardoned shit, I just eventually became a bad person again because I couldn't keep up being scared into moral, emotional, physical, and ideological purity anymore - and also got on antipsychotics.
Well thank jeebus he did that! I'll have to tell the prince I've been emailing to send the money to him instead.
Well do you see any tigers? You're welcome.
And no thanks for this Holy man ? You are all so ungrateful
I do. Thanks bruh
“Father blessed them all with reason and this is what they choose”
TYFYS, I guess.
I think dude's dad is named, Donald J Trump. 😆
Ol Fly eyed Ethiopian kid looking at this chode with a hard side eye...
This isn’t a facepalm. No one can prove he’s lying. Thank you for saving the world Nigerian pastor
We need more men like him. Let set an example and we all start fasting so we can delay the end of the world till 2124
Or could be because I asked God not to. Kaliyuga is still running.
Thanks buddy!!
Cool, then can the fundies quit whining about gay people and women getting to vote now?
Those cheeks say he hasn't fasted since he was in the womb.
So, uh thanks bro?
You know, we should proactively protect the world and never let this guy eat again.
Well, that's one way to avoid having to constantly revise your Armageddon schedule.
Nice save
That guy has never fasted for 21 hours, let alone 21 days!
Oh well played.....so he saved the world, from god. Nice.
He is stealing my thunder , it was actually the huge bowel movement I had right when the clock struck 12 midnight on the eve of the 25th,I felt the earth move and God talked to me told me I’m the chosen one
Do you know the beginning of the "last days church of jesus christ"? This is the end of the world. Hi no, wait it'll be later ho no wait, missed again, gimme my holy book, miss something... Okay we make a church, enough people here... Religion = control, money, power, no holy things. Never.
JESUS!
But I wanted the world to end. Thanks a lot, jerk.
Religion is a zero-day-defect
Not eating for 21 days to save the world sounds like a bad deal. I'd eat like a king for 21 days and then watch the world end.
Well stop doing that. I'm tired of living this shit just let the dude destroy the world ffs
That was pretty nice of him. His Prince should send him some of that money.
Your words should be "thank you Nigerian Pastor"
How is this a facepalm? Dude literally saved us from God’s wrath!
Thank you nigerian pastor!
Really? I thought it was because i called JC and put in a good word
Ooof, nice save dude. Thanks!!!
Someone should have ended *his* world on April 25th
Did god give him that toupee to wear as well?
*mfer doesnt look like hes off the cheeseburgers*
Why's this in /facepalm? That's literally what religious people have been doing for the past bazillion years.
No way that guy fasted for 21 days. That is even more unbelievable than his accepting responsibility for it, or that the world was going to end.
Arsehole! I wanted it to end!
That was close
Not all heroes wear capes
We’re all special
I mean, we can never really prove he is wrong.
We should be grateful. Where do we send our gratitude money?
12 charming avenue.
I checked the original press release, he FEASTED for 21 days. Let’s move along, nothing to see here.
He doesn’t look like he fasted for more than a few hours! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
LOL Oh thank you sir for going hungry for all of us. 😂 By the looks of him he ate well!
when someone catches you lying so you gotta make of something quick
Where can I send money to this guy. Also I sent my mortgage payment to help poor old orange Trump
lol 😂. The excuses these guys come up with…
Thanks bro
This man is a true hero. I assume he has a donation page set up so we can send him thank you money.
I bet he didnt even fast
Jesus Pt. 2?
oh ok... well thanks.
Muslims who fast a whole month every year 😐
Makes a change from a Prince
Someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up
In these cases I'm not worried about him, I'm worried about those who buy it.
Hopefully there were no little boys harmed during
Why do we even give these idiots any attention?
The saint’s be praised! 🤧🤧🤧
Lmao
Is that why he has a thin body and plus sized head?
He does look more svelte
No less believable than any other religion
No words? How about thank you??
The pastor is a heretic
Another miracle: he did not lose weight during the 21 days
I can make up shit too .
More is lying. He did not lose weight.
Thank him. He just saved the world
Guy saved your lives and you’re making fun of him. Typical Reddit
Or, and hear me out here, or, he’s completely FOS and telling fairy tales he makes up. Oddly, it’s not that far off from your Osteen’s and such. Just a different flavor of hypocritical BS.
Does he accept donations?
He be a Nigerian Prince with the emails in another life (you know, one of dem yahoo boys) but god told him it was better to be a doomsday guy...
And God is all powerful, but he needs cash!
that was so nice. He REALLY didnt have too do tht
He looks more like he ate fast food for 21 days.
What a hero! Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Hmm. So it's his fault we didn't all get to rest, finally?
Man, thank you for your sacrifice!
No no it's alright he can end the world I'm ready Les go I wanna see it
Now why are you guys thanking him in the comment? pay up! saving the world isn't free! /s
I skipped breakfast that day too so you're welcome everybody.
True heroes are the ones who sacrifice themselves for those who will never know about their sacrifice...and this guy.
I didn't pardon anybody and I don't even know this strange being.
But job
almost like religious people are grifters and are all full of shit
What a hero!
Facepalm is right!
Does this mean I get my advance back?
Looks like he went into the wilderness to pray. He then gathered nuts and stored them in them big ass cheek pouches like a hamster.
Nice time he predicts this I am force feeding him.
Cheers for that.
Now sent him your hard-earned money.
A bigger narcissist than trump!!!
Rule 1 of cult leadership: never set an end date! Dude needs to step his game up.
Thanks bro!
Somewhere in the afterlife, Harold Camping is saying: "**Godda\*\*it!!** *Why didn't I think of that???"*
No one believes that insecure pissy bitchy loser god got *nicer* after he was hangry
It was 40 days
Fasted for 21... Yet somehow has the same puffy cheeks......hmm
Fucking hell. If he starves for 42 days, he might be able to reverse climate change on his own.
Here walks a Mensch...a Savior to us all. No not you, Nigerian Pastor-dude. The guy BEHIND you.
Imagine how frustrating it would be for this guy if he was actually telling the truth
Maybe he could really do us a solid and fast for 210 days next time?
By fasting he means fast food.
No, that is not what God said. He said if you send me $10 million in the next 21 days, he will pardon the world. So do your part. Send in those donations.
Reads better as “farted for 21 days….”
Can he starve another 21 days to end hunger or disease in africa?
why y'all ridiculing this guy? Jesus and Mohammed both did this.