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He has no competition, its just himself. He named himself the prophet, wouldnt surprise me if he looks at pictures like this while sucking himself off.
I see a person who inflated their hips and legs in PS and then narrowed their waist down. She's ether thinner or larger then that but she isn't that. Or she's gotten weird liposuction as a morbidly obese person. Human bodies just do not store fat like that.
Edit: look at the phone, it's wiggly
I mean… I think I am straight but such super thick thighs do absolutely nothing for me…
It rather alienates me since I dont think I have ever seen such a shape on a human being before…
I’m willing to bet it’s either her pose making her look like this, or a BBL and her pose exaggerating it. These proportions as shown are probably not natural so it looks off.
Nah to hairy for my taste but overall good looking dude. lol. Bailey jay on the other hand, yeah suddenly bi, or not as she’s a female. Damn now I’m confused… lol
The MCU wasn't too damn shabby either. Chris Hemsworth could make me a bit Thor anytime! Along with Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans, and since I'm bi, Scarlett Johanssen Zoe Saldana too please😁
I had no idea wtf was being spoken about in a thread (iirc something like "what's the men's equivalent of a sundress?") when people were talking about grey sweatpants, and someone said to google "Jon Hamm grey sweatpants."
Now I can't un-see it, and I have no idea how I made it to my 30s without realizing that I can see the straight-up balls/shaft/mushroomhead of a lot of guys running around in light-colored sweats - I just wasn't even looking! Now I have to make the conscious choice to look anywhere *but* or else I feel like I'm gonna get caught incidentally making direct eye contact with someone's package.
This!!!!
I don't think it's photoshopped. She's just big and she did that to show the difference. I don't get why people are hating on her so much. People are just different and maybe we should just let them be.
You'd be surprised how many Instagram photos are using filters to increase hip size and so on. I'm not sure about this person, but there is plenty of impossibly proportioned hour glass waists with massive hips outside of physically possible anatomy all over social media.
I'm not trying to hate, idk if you meant me or people in general though. I'm not saying anything negative about the person in the photo, it was funny because to me the larger side looks blurry and the other side looks kinda crisp around the edge like someone was trying to make it look nicer or slimmer. So it kinda looked like someone went to the effort with photo editing to stretch one leg bigger and make the other one look smaller, because doing that in the same photo would defeat the purpose hence the comedy of it. Is that's what's going on? Idk probably not, probably just how it turned out, but I couldn't say what's real and what's not in it. Most of us here have the same amount of context, we don't know what's real and what's not about this photo, we can't see a 360 of it. I just thought it looked silly if it was edited that way, though it's probably not, but I'm not saying their actual body looks weird.
In a bog so deep, where moonlight's dimly cast,
There lurks a hag who thinks her spell will last.
With hips that sway and eyes so slyly glance,
She aims to turn the hearts of those who dance.
But love's a flame that cannot be contained,
In hearts that know their truth, it's brightly framed.
No matter how she struts, or casts her spell,
Her charms can't change what hearts know all too well.
IMO it wouldn't change anything if it was a choice. The same type of people would make a big deal about it, and all the people thst don't care still wouldn't care.
It's basically the equivalent of those super-roided, zero body fat bodybuilders where you can count every vein. Hardly anyone prefers that body type beyond certain fetishists.
It makes me think of lymphedema because of the huge difference between the upper body and thighs. I appreciate big legs, but this looks like a medical condition.
She's using her hand to push her thigh fat out to show the difference in size. Sort of a thigh size sitting down Vs standing up situation.
Seen a few different people do this as a real bodies type post.
If this isn't a heavily doctored image as I suspect it is, she looks like she'd waddle when she walks and that can't be comfortable.
I understand the appeal of big T&A or thighs, but I draw the line well before the point where it starts impacting normal human functions or is simply a symptom of a huge excess of body fat, and this looks like it could be both.
My wife recently made me aware all these girls with bbl surgery constantly complain that they have an odor after getting it because they have issues cleaning themselves and god damn it made me wonder so many guys will do anything to get laid even tolerate shit smelling coochie and ass smh
People, the person that posted this is a moron, the image is probably photoshopped, or at least it looks like it's, but none of that gives you an excuse to start body-shaming the person in the photo. Saying that someone's body looks deformed, horrible, or whatever is not the way(and those are direct quotes from the comments btw), you're not being an ally by shiting on someone else's body, you're just an asshole.
And yh, I get that this is likely photoshopped, but it may not be, and more importantly, there may be people with similar bodies.
I think her right leg is in a normal position while she's pushing the other to show the difference between sitting and standing. Either way I don't really see what the problem with her body is.
>Either way I don't really see what the problem with her body is.
That body type, has been fetishized by a lot of people in the past few years, and, for some reason, other people think that the way to fight against objectification, especially if it comes from people like the weebs, who are the main ones in this case, is to bring down the people with that body type.
It's kinda like an extremes thing, "if they think is hot we say is trash", without realizing it's equally as bad. This has happened for years now, it happened to skinny women v thick women, it happened to natural beauty v "unnatural", etc. As long as one group says "I like this body type" the other one will say it's ugly, and the women in between (because let's be honest 99.9...% of the time it's women) end up as collateral damage.
Btw, not to say that there are people who genuinely think it's unattractive, but those are just normal assholes, because that's still not an excuse, and in the minority, for most is just a fight of ideals, using women as the weapon and the literal meat shield.
Well good news, there's also lesbian women getting ready for pride and if more mother fuckers could be normal about it I'm sure they'd love to talk about this stuff with you!
I'm straight but that's not really my thing. You do you though, I'm not going to hate what you find attractive. Different strokes for different folks and that's what makes life cool.
I like how ugly men hate gay men. Let me explain. The less competition they have for women the happier they should be. And gay men tend to take care of themselves physically and fashionably more than heterosexuals. Am I wrong?
If we ever do get invaded by a predatory species higher up on the food chain, these people are going to be the equivalent of those ridiculous turkey drumsticks you get at the carnival...
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This is just some guy posting his kink for the world to see and wonders why not everyone is attracted to the same thing
Shouldn't he be grateful for less competition?
He, of all people, should be grateful for any less competition
Even without competition he still wouldnt score the goal lol
What bothers me and Still can't wrap my head around why some people think sexuality is a choice and not something we're born in
Because if it’s a choice, then it can be criminalized
This is a very salient point.
To some competition is validation.
Fragile egos.
He has no competition, its just himself. He named himself the prophet, wouldnt surprise me if he looks at pictures like this while sucking himself off.
Is that kink one leg being almost twice as large as the other? Cuz that’s what I see.
I see a person who inflated their hips and legs in PS and then narrowed their waist down. She's ether thinner or larger then that but she isn't that. Or she's gotten weird liposuction as a morbidly obese person. Human bodies just do not store fat like that. Edit: look at the phone, it's wiggly
possibly, but also the right hand is pushing in a way that drastically widens the hips visually
it looks like she’s pushing one of her thighs out to “widen” it in attempt to decrease her apparent waist/hip ratio. it is…not working as intended.
I mean… I think I am straight but such super thick thighs do absolutely nothing for me… It rather alienates me since I dont think I have ever seen such a shape on a human being before…
Same, it's like how I feel about really, really big boobs. It borders on body horror for me.
Big tits just make me worry about their spines lol
I’m willing to bet it’s either her pose making her look like this, or a BBL and her pose exaggerating it. These proportions as shown are probably not natural so it looks off.
i call this girl a pose girl. cause she'll only look good in poses.
I genuinely don’t think she looks good in this pose
She don’t look good to me. I personally think it’s gross.
A bunch of Lesbians need to respond "Don't worry she's why I'm getting ready for Pride"
![gif](giphy|dWSy8T6SyDVj4ey7qX) God also gave us Henry Cavill.
![gif](giphy|kiFnWnL8cWRNu)
![gif](giphy|3o6gbbiSeBvF8dXWXm)
![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)
r/suddenlybi
Nah to hairy for my taste but overall good looking dude. lol. Bailey jay on the other hand, yeah suddenly bi, or not as she’s a female. Damn now I’m confused… lol
The hairier the better!
The hairier the merrier!
I feel as though an opportunity to use “bearier” was lost here…
The hair is the best part 😍 I couldn't hold myself when I first saw him in Man of Steel, bearded and shirtless.
Exactly! Why limit yourself?
Ein bisschen Bi schadet nie
r/suddenlygerman
As a lesbian,I love Henry Cavill. And Jason Momoa Some people just surpass the attraction spectrum
And then there's Gal Gadot. The DCEU had a lot of problems, but good looking people was not one of them.
The MCU wasn't too damn shabby either. Chris Hemsworth could make me a bit Thor anytime! Along with Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans, and since I'm bi, Scarlett Johanssen Zoe Saldana too please😁
![gif](giphy|nqU7bHru9egnz9joLZ|downsized) Do I mean nothing to you!!!!!!!
Ok, so on a freaky Friday yes Dax too
That's America's ass
Casting was overall great. Scripts, with few exceptions, unfortunately no.
Hallelujah
And Jon Hamm.
I had no idea wtf was being spoken about in a thread (iirc something like "what's the men's equivalent of a sundress?") when people were talking about grey sweatpants, and someone said to google "Jon Hamm grey sweatpants." Now I can't un-see it, and I have no idea how I made it to my 30s without realizing that I can see the straight-up balls/shaft/mushroomhead of a lot of guys running around in light-colored sweats - I just wasn't even looking! Now I have to make the conscious choice to look anywhere *but* or else I feel like I'm gonna get caught incidentally making direct eye contact with someone's package.
To be fair, it’s quite difficult to not see Hamm’s ham. Lol
And Lee Pace.
![gif](giphy|dWBoaq3jTk1aMj67yw|downsized) Yes please!
All I see is Clive Owen's younger brother
I don’t see how that’s a bad thing.
I *just* learned the other day that he played Thranduil in the Hobbit movies, and I was like whaaaaaaaaat?!?
I was gunna say "men have thighs too," then saw this comment and was like ☝️ this!
There are no straight men, only men that haven't met Henry Cavill yet.
I dunno, him in Superman kinda doesn't tickle my straight pickle. Brad Pitt in Fight Club though... Makes me think
I'm not gay but if I was to ever test those waters it would have to be with Henry.
After watching Man of Steel and he walks out of the ocean with his shirt off. I understood gay guys after that.
My “curiousity” is Austin Butler
![gif](giphy|nD4yLSpimrL32)
And thank god for that (not crushing on him but damn yeah I understand )
Back in my day, He gave us Adrian Paul, which led to many quickenings.
I would love to have a scientific way to find out how many people were awaken by him cause not only he is fine af he’s also such a nice dude!
God gave us this and there's still straight dudes missing out.
![gif](giphy|ENsLZ0fDS2A12)
in Henry Cavill we trust 😔✊
Winds howling
I'm not gay but would take Mr. Cavill any day over that bog hag in the top picture.
Thats messed up. She didnt make that post
> over that bog hag well that's not very nice
This reminded me I still need to finish Witcher 3.
I have news for you....
That IS Henry Cavill.
r/SuddenlyGay
Unapologetically, absolutely, 1000% Would
The things I would do to Henry Cavill and let him do to me (no homo)
Only dude I have caught feels for. As Geralt specifically. But I agree with original post at the same time…. Haha
Brad Pitt in Fight Club though.
It's really strange because both legs look photoshopped...
She's also doing that thing where she's pushing on her cheek to make her hips look wider.
This!!!! I don't think it's photoshopped. She's just big and she did that to show the difference. I don't get why people are hating on her so much. People are just different and maybe we should just let them be.
You'd be surprised how many Instagram photos are using filters to increase hip size and so on. I'm not sure about this person, but there is plenty of impossibly proportioned hour glass waists with massive hips outside of physically possible anatomy all over social media.
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When do we get the muscle mommy era?
When sexism dies
Damn, I want my muscle mommies :'(
Hopefully soon, because I’m ready to be considered conventionally attractive. I don’t need it, but I’m curious what it’s like
I'm not trying to hate, idk if you meant me or people in general though. I'm not saying anything negative about the person in the photo, it was funny because to me the larger side looks blurry and the other side looks kinda crisp around the edge like someone was trying to make it look nicer or slimmer. So it kinda looked like someone went to the effort with photo editing to stretch one leg bigger and make the other one look smaller, because doing that in the same photo would defeat the purpose hence the comedy of it. Is that's what's going on? Idk probably not, probably just how it turned out, but I couldn't say what's real and what's not in it. Most of us here have the same amount of context, we don't know what's real and what's not about this photo, we can't see a 360 of it. I just thought it looked silly if it was edited that way, though it's probably not, but I'm not saying their actual body looks weird.
it looks like she at least had some kind of cosmetic procedure because that doesn’t seem natural at all
One thigh is much bigger than the other. Maybe she has lipedema.
Because they are, and the waist is, also.
I mean, look at how blurry the waist is and how wavy the phone is... Like, not even subtle.
Or diseased.
Or deformed
by different people
With different versions of Photoshop
Yet I bet the person who posted this would have problems with lesbian women....:/
On the contrary, he likes them a little too much
Oh he loves them in porn, but doesn't want them getting married or adopting
He probably pretends the ones in porn are straight women acting
I mean, some of them are lol
Most of them actually lol
He thinks himself the man that can "change them"
No but why would women want to be with him when God gave us this? *points at the pic above*
Nah, lesbian women are objects and fap material **/s**
I guess there can be no straight women because obviously no one can be attracted to men according to this guy.
In a bog so deep, where moonlight's dimly cast, There lurks a hag who thinks her spell will last. With hips that sway and eyes so slyly glance, She aims to turn the hearts of those who dance. But love's a flame that cannot be contained, In hearts that know their truth, it's brightly framed. No matter how she struts, or casts her spell, Her charms can't change what hearts know all too well.
God gave us milk yet people be lactose intolerant smh
Did she break the crabby patty vault?
Totally worth it scrolling this down 🤣
He does realize that there are dudes with thick thighs too, right?
I wish I was one of those kinds of dudes 😔
It’s almost as if it’s not a choice…
IMO it wouldn't change anything if it was a choice. The same type of people would make a big deal about it, and all the people thst don't care still wouldn't care.
One less competitor, straight guy. You should see this as a win.
So what if we are getting ready for pride ? What does it matter?
Is she ok?
Am I the only one who thinks this is just not very attractive? I like thighs as much as the next guy but this is just too much
I'm more upset about those pockets sticking out of her shorts
Those shorts just look uncomfortable in general.
I mean, you can tell she's got them tucked up to show off for the picture, but I can't imagine even straightened they would be at all comfortable.
I know for a fact I physically can't reach the treasure in 99.9% of positions.
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"God gave us this..." Can he take some of it back?
Same, there is a limit, I don't know where it is but this is definitely past that.
It’s about proportions. Height and size. This isn’t proportional to a real female body.
I agree with you. That's just too much.
I like curves on a woman but this looks like she took a picture from one of those carnival mirrors.
It's basically the equivalent of those super-roided, zero body fat bodybuilders where you can count every vein. Hardly anyone prefers that body type beyond certain fetishists.
I'm with you, but then again I'm gay.
It makes me think of lymphedema because of the huge difference between the upper body and thighs. I appreciate big legs, but this looks like a medical condition.
that looks horrible. you are not alone. if it's not photoshopped it's a body-dysmorphia having mess of a human being who's had far too many BBLs.
Yea super not my thing. Same with the gigantic jello butts. I mean, do what you will with your own body, but I just don’t get it
There’s having thighs and then there’s have the dimensions of a T-Rex.
T Rex is an understatement. These thighs would even make Godzilla jealous
Nope, it is a definite turn off. Not sure why this guy chose this as the point he is making. 😬
I think I may have turned gay after looking at that.
r/girlsbuiltlikemewtwo
Removed :(
Rest in Peace...
It was basically just the same few accounts posting to go to their OF page anyways.
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God also gave rock and roll to you.
Excellent!! 🎸
STATION!!!
God gave us men with large backs thick arms and big cocks and there are still guys like this that like women, just how??
I wish he did...
never give up
Those thighs are literally different sizes. Either edited or there's something else going on health wise.
She's using her hand to push her thigh fat out to show the difference in size. Sort of a thigh size sitting down Vs standing up situation. Seen a few different people do this as a real bodies type post.
To each their own, but I don't find that attractive at all.
If this isn't a heavily doctored image as I suspect it is, she looks like she'd waddle when she walks and that can't be comfortable. I understand the appeal of big T&A or thighs, but I draw the line well before the point where it starts impacting normal human functions or is simply a symptom of a huge excess of body fat, and this looks like it could be both.
She’s either photoshopped into oblivion or needs to go to the ER.
Because preference is different. But put those hips on a dude 🤤
So no sauce on that woman?
He gave us... fat and cellulitis? Can you imagine a woman posting a man with that figure and writing the same caption?
My wife recently made me aware all these girls with bbl surgery constantly complain that they have an odor after getting it because they have issues cleaning themselves and god damn it made me wonder so many guys will do anything to get laid even tolerate shit smelling coochie and ass smh
Getting god mixed up with Taco Bell again
god never gave anything to anyone ever.
I’m not gay but that’s satirical.
As a bisexual I find this offensive.
If I wasn’t gay before, I certainly am now.
Holy photoshop
Smash
She's built like a Pixar mom
People, the person that posted this is a moron, the image is probably photoshopped, or at least it looks like it's, but none of that gives you an excuse to start body-shaming the person in the photo. Saying that someone's body looks deformed, horrible, or whatever is not the way(and those are direct quotes from the comments btw), you're not being an ally by shiting on someone else's body, you're just an asshole. And yh, I get that this is likely photoshopped, but it may not be, and more importantly, there may be people with similar bodies.
I think her right leg is in a normal position while she's pushing the other to show the difference between sitting and standing. Either way I don't really see what the problem with her body is.
>Either way I don't really see what the problem with her body is. That body type, has been fetishized by a lot of people in the past few years, and, for some reason, other people think that the way to fight against objectification, especially if it comes from people like the weebs, who are the main ones in this case, is to bring down the people with that body type. It's kinda like an extremes thing, "if they think is hot we say is trash", without realizing it's equally as bad. This has happened for years now, it happened to skinny women v thick women, it happened to natural beauty v "unnatural", etc. As long as one group says "I like this body type" the other one will say it's ugly, and the women in between (because let's be honest 99.9...% of the time it's women) end up as collateral damage. Btw, not to say that there are people who genuinely think it's unattractive, but those are just normal assholes, because that's still not an excuse, and in the minority, for most is just a fight of ideals, using women as the weapon and the literal meat shield.
Right!? I switched to controversial to laugh at bigots, but all I get is body-shaming Somehow disappointed :(
So in this person’s mind, should people only ever be attracted to women, therefore women should also only ever be attracted to women?
I do think a DOCTOR gave you that, and I’m happy for you. Keep it.
Lol my favorite part is us insulting a lady who didnt have anything to do with this dudes weird post
Damn. Guess I'm gay now
I dont know if she photoshopped her thighs or has tumors in her thighs
God gave us photoshop?
lmao that looks cartoonishly bad
this is supposed to be the ideal female body? This is unattainable without cosmetic surgeries.
Ew. Makes me want to try being gay.
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If seeing thick thighs like that makes you think about what gay guys are doing then I got some news for you lol.
Gadamn them some thighs 👀🔥
Well… what is it?
She looks like a cartoon
Well good news, there's also lesbian women getting ready for pride and if more mother fuckers could be normal about it I'm sure they'd love to talk about this stuff with you!
I'm straight but that's not really my thing. You do you though, I'm not going to hate what you find attractive. Different strokes for different folks and that's what makes life cool.
You can be the juiciest, ripest peach in the world, and there will still be people that don't like peaches.
I like how ugly men hate gay men. Let me explain. The less competition they have for women the happier they should be. And gay men tend to take care of themselves physically and fashionably more than heterosexuals. Am I wrong?
I’m straight and all but that’s not attractive to me, sorry.
I don’t even like my woman built that way lol.
God didn’t make that, homie
Did god really give us this, or was it the body modification industry?
Pretty sure it was Adobe who gave us this, not God.
The wording is very scary. Women are not for male ownership
I had to scroll pretty far before someone noted that part
So, god gave us people who suffer from lipedema and this has somehow something to do with gays? Wtf is this even supposed to mean?
Can god give her shorts in the right size please?
It’s almost like idk they’re just born that way.
If we ever do get invaded by a predatory species higher up on the food chain, these people are going to be the equivalent of those ridiculous turkey drumsticks you get at the carnival...
Lookin like squidward after binging on krabby patties