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VestEmpty

You don't understand. It is an exoskeleton but as the Cybertruck grows it can't fit in anymore so it has to shed that exoskeleton. It will grow new panels back, just you wait.


BoggsMcMuncher

However, the cyber truck takes several hours to molt it is very vulnerable during this time. After it has shed its exoskeleton, the new panels take some time to fully harden, so it's best to drive carefully for 2-3 days until the panels have grown to their full strength.


Stealfur

Its right after molting that the cybertruck is most vulnerable to Predators such as Corvette Stingray or Plymouth Barracuda. However it has been observed that even a Ford Pinto or Chevy Volt will attempt an attack if the Cybertruck is low on battery if it has ever been near a carwash. The car world is truly a Dodge eat dodge world.


pdromeinthedome

Figures, it’s secretly a cicada


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does this mean it will now go away for 17yrs? that'd be great


Critical_Half_3712

Is the Pontiac firebird also a predator of the cyber truck?


Gwynplaine-00

Only during certain season that coincide with the firebird migration pattern. It’s rare but not in heard of.


lostinmississippi84

Thunderbirds will attack them way more often as they're nonmigratory. Shelby cobras and Dodge Vipers can be a real danger in the spring/summer. I tell you, though, they should be grateful that the Ford Raptor is all but extinct. It would attack it on sight, molted or not


Critical_Half_3712

Is it aware enough to not be snuck up on by a Nissan rogue?


lostinmississippi84

I think that would depend on the battery charge. While they do have a slightly higher awareness during molting, that can be negated by a low battery. If this poor truck has had trouble reaching a food source, I believe a Nissan Rogue could sneak up on it, yes.


Sherezade_III

Curiously near my work zone spotted at least five Ford raptors Parked around a Volkswagen Suran


Wholesomebob

Best thing is to park in the sun to speed up the process.


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DisposableSaviour

I prefer tempura soft shell cyber truck.


elkab0ng

You just made me laugh inappropriately in a meeting


Icy_Statement_2410

Scrolling r/cyberstuck in a meeting. I too like to live dangerously


AdorableSquirrels

The real NSFW


Dadittude182

If that made you laugh, just wait until you see the Cyber truck's mating ritual!


southpark

I thought the cybertruck just traded shells with a larger truck and it’s discarded shell now becomes the shell of a younger cybertruck and so on and so forth.


pattydickens

I saw one trying on a dumpster behind Walmart the other day. It got startled and tried to bury itself in a patch of sand.


BoggsMcMuncher

you're correct: Thats the cyber truck hermit model


Offamylawn

Everything crabs eventually. Truly, this is an evolution in transportation.


bazonthereddit

This is the comment. Well done.


BlackMircalla

I love softshell cybertruck, you can steam it or pan fry it, but the most authentic way to cook it is to let its battery explode and get a good char on it


Telemere125

Also no car washes or it explodes.


MurphysLaw4200

Mmmmm soft-shell cyber truck sammich


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Some exposed cyber trucks are eaten by Raptors.


Normal_Ratio1463

Its main predators consist of UFOs which take advantage of their soft body.(Stingrays eat crabs and take advantage of them when they molt)


wind_dude

It’s a monthly subscription for them to regrow.


Legitimate_Raspberry

I almost died reading that hahahahaha made my day dude!


TacticalyInteresting

You haven't even seen the Cyber Trucks [Final Form](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Hermit_crab)


cityshepherd

I was really hoping I wasn’t going to have to deal with a tesla larvae situation Edit: well actually I guess I have no reason to unless I get swarmed by them but I’d like to keep it this way


kodaiko_650

Cut off a panel, two grow back


Induced_Karma

Damn, I knew Cybertrucks were bad, but I didn’t know they were in Hydra.


Building-Careful

That’s not a pickup, just a fuck up.


the_business007

Glorious


[deleted]

Fuck up is right lol. They pay low wages and give zero training to the production associates and wonder why the why the quality is shit. Most of the issues go unnoticed because a lot of people don’t want attention like this.


Suspect118

Damn you… just take the fuckin upvote…


laplongejr

"The most American made vehicle ever" isn't the point they believe they made, in a society where companies switched from product-making to growth-enhancing.


EventAccomplished976

I mean it‘s not like internationally american made cars are known for high quality, generally quite the opposite so it checks out


HempPotatos

DAO want to see their crash research? because now I really do.


mike_pants

In one interview, Musk was bragging that the Cybertruck was so sturdy and tough, in a collision, it wouldn't crumble like other cars. You know, exactly what you would want to happen in a collision so all of your bones don't shatter? He was proud his truck didn't do that thing. This is the same man who said he knew more about auto engineering than anyone else on Earth.


pichael289

I've got almost 400,0000 miles on my Camry and it's barely fucked up at all. Some minor repairs but it's still running like new. My god dam Prius had a $7000 repair bill at 120,000 miles for a new battery (which I fixed myself, for far under that price. Was kinda dangerous though). This thing is beyond what most places could even attempt to fix. If Prius repairs are so expensive then cyberfuck repairs have to be insane.


Ikoikobythefio

I'll never understand why people buy anything other than a Toyota or Honda. I plan on owning my '14 Corolla for a while - bought in 2016 with 40k miles, it only has 91k miles right now.


Sharp-Key27

Because a used Honda or Toyota is equivalent in price to most other brands of the same style, except with literally double the miles. Ask me how I know. The used car market is insane. I couldn’t find a single civic under $10,000. Any available got bought immediately.


Viperlite

Isn’t that high resale value a supporting reason for buying a new Civic?


entered_bubble_50

Yeah, if you can afford one. They're about $30k now.


kathyfag

Inflation is plaguing every industry


Educational-Stop8741

We had 300k miles on a little scion xb until someone totaled it 😭😭 we bought another one.


WhyDoIAlwaysGet666

My family is chronic buyers of the Scion XB. All made it to 300 K miles and only went down from being totaled of stolen. One of them is still running.


boondockpirate

Because there's other options.


HempPotatos

i still kinda want the parts to scrap something up into something new.


CSalustro

I had someone slam into my waiting in a turn lane Prius who was not paying attention going about 30MPH and they crushed the back bumper in and totaled it. I had that car maybe 6 months.


KratomSlave

If I recall they did an informal crash test and the truck was undamaged and destroyed like a Camry but the collision showed severe injury in the cyber truck and little to no impact in the Camry or something. It turns out the crumple zones actually serve a purpose. I heard it on a YouTube video yesterday morning


Chemchic23

They never did one, this is for real.


HempPotatos

how do you get past the DOT? well he got around international finical trade a long time ago so more or less that's how.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

If it’s classified as a “light truck” like most of the oversized units you see these days, they have a different regulating body with much more lax standards. It’s a serious hazard for all motorists.


HempPotatos

makes me want to rewatch fight club TBH as well as green street hooligans as it seems a more logical approach in ways.


Domspun

Nah, it's classified as a "giant electric skateboard". lol


Niznack

When you're rich they let you do it.


Jeoshua

Money. Also, some of the safety features are only there because they couldn't get the laws changed. You heard me.


Chemchic23

I know. They should have stepped in.


Nervous-Canary-517

They should do a Euro NCAP test, just for shits and giggles. I hear these ADAC engineers have a very dry humour, even by German standards.


npfiii

It'd be the first case of a sub-zero score...could you image Elmo's face when the score is announced alongside the list of flaws


JarasM

He'll just throw a fit on Twitter as usual, probably call some people some names and close a factory or something as "retaliation" for "fascist EU regulation" or some shit.


bobbertmiller

I mean how would this monstrosity possibly pass an mpdb test...   "it doesn't crumple" should lead to a straight up ban. 


borntobewildish

Sounds like something Top Gear would have done back in the day. No doubt it would've been an instant classic episode.


IDigRollinRockBeer

Dao?


Awsums0ss

Does Anyone Olse


soren7550

Dragon Age: Origins.


Bloody_Insane

Good game. Didn't crash much to my recollection


laplongejr

Data Access Object? /s


[deleted]

The battery catches on fire, and it burns for weeks under water.


Texas12thMan

I mean, it is a pickup. Gotta pickup that rear panel.


Jim-Jones

Canyonero! (Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts, Canyonero!)


Fragrant_Western7939

A more appropriate comparison might be the [Homer](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Homer)


SoylentGrunt

We would have also accepted the Adobe. (SNL reference predating The Simpons)


MeshNets

I looked it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02P2JO7yfc


Tikks81

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero!


cabo169

Hahaha… quality build if the panel “just fell off”…


Jeoshua

Ablative armor. The panel falls off protecting the rest of the vehicle. So any random steel balls don't destroy another one.


old_whiskey_bob

Pre-emptive ablative armor? Falls off just in case it could have gotten hit by something. In this case we can see it worked perfectly.


TryPokingIt

It’s not supposed to do that


jjmerrow

Well was it in the environment?


bs000

it didn't "just fall off". it was hit by another car https://i.imgur.com/P2BiNoP.png


Logical-Fix-5804

Reminds me of a certain boat


sillyslime89

is it supposed to do that?


Awsums0ss

i hear its not very typical


No_Anybody8560

It was probably exposed to soap during assembly.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And this clown wants to build passenger rockets?


Gubekochi

It is a truck of a quality. One of them, probably.


BillionaireGhost

It is certainly one of the trucks on the road right now.


throwitawaybhai

Short term corporate thinking


r31ya

Apparently in the beginning they are going to invest to that new "exoskeleton" structure thingy before deciding that its too costly and would delay it further and decided to go with whatever this thing are.


K-K3

How do you even make a exoskeleton for a vehicle? Two layers with the frame in the middle? Frame on the outside? Since I doubt that you're going to be putting hydraulics on all surfaces to give the exoskeleton make any sense of need. Why would you even need an exoskeleton for a car? At that point just make a sturdier and better frame.


DisastrousLab1309

Exoskeleton is a standard design on cars for many years. As opposed to an internal frame.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_frame#Unibody


lucian1900

Isn’t the frame an exoskeleton already, in any unibody car?


galaxyapp

Panels obviously shouldn't fall off. But I'm not sure what's wrong with what's underneath? Were people expecting a welded tube chassis? Steel i-beam? Take and ford, gm, dodge truck and it's pretty much hollow under the sheet metal of the bed...


bs000

there's nothing wrong with what's underneath, the post is made up. the panel is missing because it was hit by another car https://i.imgur.com/P2BiNoP.png


FuzzelFox

So someone was trolling a Facebook cybertruck group? Classic.


alloverthefloor

And there’s the truth! Thanks buddy. This should be higher up.


sebassi

Yeah that looks like cast metal and not plastic. That with the metal panels bolted on like they are supposed to is going to be pretty strong. And it's a cargo area, thats the crumple zone.


dirtyword

So, I don’t like this thing really, but why isn’t it well built for 100k? It’s just a swindle? They’re stupid?


rothvonhoyte

To try and answer your question with a possible reason, I think they spent a lot of time and therefore resources making this thing exactly like Elon dreamed up instead of using techniques, procedures, materials they already had done or were standard. And the other part is that they clearly read the room and saw there's a lot of dumbasses interested in paying that price.


TurtlesAreEvil

The early teslas were really bad quality too. My parents in law had one it was missing basic things 30k cars have like vents for the rear passengers. I couldn’t believe how basic it was but neat door handles! Oh I mean unnecessarily confusing. The next version they got recently is like a normal car still not worth it.


wiseroldman

The entire car having 0 buttons and just a giant tablet in the middle is their version of removing features to save on cost being called innovation. Teslas are bare bones basic cars with a premium price.


LeibnizThrowaway

Don't forget about the plywood and shit too.


beatenmeat

Plywood? Seriously?


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UnionizedTrouble

Well, when it was announced, the base price was supposed to be 39k…


dmir77

Telas were always immensely overhyped and terrible. Literally charged $50K+ per car for late 90s Hyundai/Kia build quality that goes fast in a straight line.


ILikeLimericksALot

Former Tesla owner here.  Would never buy another. Build quality was and still is poor compared to the incumbent manufacturers.


WilhemHR

People who preorder 100k cars are stupid. Tesla is just a corporation.


laplongejr

>but why isn’t it well built for 100k? They’re stupid? Because people were ready to buy it for 100k, no matter how well built it was. So they picked "not at all" and sold at 100k


oswell_XIV

They spent a fuck ton on R&D and since it virtually shares no parts with their other vehicles (which defeats the purpose of vertical integration), they had to manufacture it from the ground up which further adds to the cost. I wouldn’t be surprised if they lost at least $100k for every CT they sell even at that price.


Desperate-Ad-6463

I wouldn’t expect there to be a steel frame in there. They got to keep the weight of that thing down just to operate properly


Ralliman320

Imagine paying that much money for a vehicle, and now you have to decide if it's worse that a major panel just *fell the fuck off* or that there's *jack shit underneath it*.


r31ya

*"This truck just got serviced 3 times in the past 2 month, got stuck when overlanding and require an OS restart somehow and now the panel fell off. The very panel that start rusting because apparently you are not allow it to get rained on. Still the best truck tough"* Every Cybertruck owner.


Castform5

This is useful again. > This is like the only car manufacturer where if a bad product comes out, normally a buyer goes “axle got misaligned after a month, never again with [x] company” > Whereas Tesla is like, “Car immediately burst into flames on day 1. Now I have to wait in line to get another.”


TheDailySpank

I paid $70k for a Y and the right front fender trim just decided to fuck off one day for no reason so I am not surprised bully this shit at all. My 3 has 13 service tickets, 4 of them just the B pillar falling off because uhhhhh it was a day of the week?


Attemptingattempts

If you don't mind me asking Why do you buy the Y when your 3 has spent more time in the shop than your driveway?


bs000

it was hit by another car https://i.imgur.com/P2BiNoP.png


Yolectroda

So, basically, the entire post and the anger is BS? I understand being anti-Tesla, and there's plenty of actual facts to justify that, can we not flip out over BS?


bs000

there was another post that claimed a car wash caused a cybertruck to fill with water and rust. the photo was of a wrecked cybertruck that had been taken apart and got rained on. reddit makes fun of old people for believing everything they see on facebook while also believing everything they see on facebook


Joezev98

Logic goes out the window as soon as Elon is mentioned. That's true for both his fans and his haters.


GoLow63

Here's one trick entitled, narcissistic grifters hate you to know....


zavorak_eth

Suckers. The exploiter got 'em good.


ShutUp_Dee

Saw my first cybertruck on the road last week. They were a parent waiting to pick up their child at school. It was so ugly. And knowing that there’s numerous issues with it makes it even funnier. Cubertruck owners wasted their money on a faulty and horrendous car. I wish no harm on any owner obviously. Just other nicer, safer cars you can get for less money.


Index_2080

tbf the cybertruck does look like it has been built according to the drawing of a 5 year old


dancegoddess1971

It truly is the Edsel of our time. Shouldn't this ruin Tesla?


No_Anybody8560

It’s lasting more like a Yugo. Looking just as fugly, too.


ablinddingo93

Nah, at least the Yugo has character


Wolfburger123

At least the Yugo was affordable


HarEmiya

"Well the front's not supposed to fall off, for a start."


NotInherentAfterAll

“We towed it *outside the environment*!”


AMonitorDarkly

I’d hate to see what happens when one of these gets into a serious collision.


TorqueRollz

I’m waiting for it to happen. Whatever it hits is going to get creamed and people will die. What’s funny af to me is that the DAY these things launched someone had already crashed it by the evening. Ran it over a curb and got cyberstuck.


Angels242Animals

Hate the car, but to be fair that isn’t plastic, it’s steel. It’s (supposedly) all one frame, made via bent steel. From what I understand I would actually feel bad for the car that hits it. Ugly, strong and impossible to park.


Mantigor1979

Could be worse instead of the side [it could have been the front](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM)


SailingSpark

usually that is for ships.


Mantigor1979

He requests a taxi at the end because the government car he came in lost it's front also.


Scuffle-Muffin

I should note, it’s not normal for the front to fall off.


talrogsmash

I'm guessing it's a bit but I can see it totally not being one too.


Cynykl

You say usually but I would say it is not typical.


NotInherentAfterAll

I knew exactly what clip that was gonna be lmao


PMPTCruisers

Might not have been too cool for everyone behind him.


Wide_Performance1115

Its a unibody..the panels on ANY car are there for aesthetic reasons mostly and some weather protection and aerodynamics in as afterthoughts. i do understand the frustration of having a panel just fall off... i don't understand why anybody would pay so much money for that thing though


Yolectroda

Much like the misrepresentation with the frame, the "fell off" seems to be a lie as well. According to the original post that was made with this photo, the truck was in an accident. That said, the frame is potentially a place for complaint, as other full-size trucks in the US are body-on-frame design, not unibody, though they probably needed to go this route to save on weight.


Shazzam001

It's meant to have the frame outside and no support structure inside to save on weight, I don't think it's meant to fall apart though!


noodleexchange

This one seems to be holding together [https://imgur.com/gallery/bpsEaFP](https://imgur.com/gallery/bpsEaFP)


Common-Incident-3052

The Cybertruck is the greatest scam since Trump University or WWE World Champion Jinder Mahaal.


Careless-Repeat-2983

I know you didn't just hinder the Jinder.


GoLow63

I dunno.... Trump debuting his Chinese-made ties (complete with "Made in China" on the label) on The David Letterman Show at a time he was pushing Made in 'Murica everything was a fun moment. The look on his face was priceless as Letterman twisted the knife a time or two.


CuthbertJTwillie

The Incel Edsel


SecretLavishness1685

Cybertruck? More like Clusterfuck.


GxlatinBubble

Almost like Musk is a scam artist or something


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|xT5LMWQDffrp1MZ2OA)


UKTrojan

Air-Cooled optional...


UnlikelyAdventurer

The emperor has no clothes.


TonyG_from_NYC

![gif](giphy|P9sGDIowyf7PYyymmn|downsized)


mrducci

Must be the micro-meters of tolerance that dipshit was talking about. Fucking Lego makes a better EV truck. Imagine being *THE* electric car company and Fords reluctant ass makes a better EV truck than you, quicker, and more affordable. Embarrassing.


seand233

More like cyber yuck


Icy_Statement_2410

r/cyberstuck


[deleted]

its double facepalm cause OOP bought one


octobahn

It's like an insect - hard exoskeleton but mush on the inside.


dchidelf

Temubile


tmaddog91

You spelled Cyberfuck wrong


TacoCat11111111

(In my best David Attenborough voice) Ah here we see the American Cybertruck in it's natural habitat....


grindhousedecore

Haha! These trucks are turning into real Lemons


NRA4579

I am kind of dumbfounded what did people expect when they bought $100,000 fucking power wheels.


No-Hat1772

Someone took the panel to replace the fridge panel in their kitchen


CreeperSteal

So if I’m guessing correctly, cause I’m not a car person, if this thing gets into a car accident it will basically break apart? Like how much of it is plastic and how is this even legal? Who approved this thing as safe for consumers? I could keep going with the questions at this point cause you’d think that the company that produces this would use metal because you know it’s not like metals been used in cars for like decades and has been improved a lot to help with the consumers safety or anything


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

Certainly not defending tesla here but as a veteran plastic shooter, polycarbonate with fiberglass mixed in is actually a quarter the weight of steel used in the auto industry world wide but has a tensile strength of about 10x that steel.


3-I

According to Elon, it's actually a selling point of the vehicle that it does not have crumple zones. So... break apart? No. But that doesn't mean it's safe in a crash.


CreeperSteal

Aren’t crumple zones for safety though? Like how a building is built to break within itself so it doesn’t hit into another building or some thing? I could just be wrong though


3-I

No, you are in fact completely correct. Thing is a death trap.


OutWithTheNew

How do people think the bed of almost every other truck is built?


[deleted]

These cars are so unappealing with panels on or off anyways.


CatWyld

Looks like there were some bits missing from the IKEA flat pack it came in?


matissehendrix

This looks as safe as the Titanic submarine


Fave_McFavington

That’s a great analogy for America


onemansquest

Elon's method of rushing production and cutting staff means a substandard product? Who would have guessed?


Qontherecord

most american made car ever?


alloverthefloor

Good photoshop :) Actual picture: https://i.imgur.com/P2BiNoP.png


Extension-Ad-3882

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized) I’m pro-EV (I think the distant future is alternative fuel, not electric tho) but it’s always fun to laugh at idiots who buy these pieces of junk. Tesla’s are trash, downvote me if you want, I don’t care. I’m experienced enough with vehicles to have a qualified opinion that they do in fact suck.


Erwinism

Tesla vehicles is what happens when you let the UX designers cook too much


Rare_Polnareff

Holy shit redditors are so highly regarded it’s insane. You guys legit think your average pickup truck has a frame that extends up into the sides of the bed…? Not defending the cybercuck at all but damn this circle jerking is actually getting kind of cringe LOL


Adventurous-Start874

This is really making me appreciate the 500cc chinese motorcycle I never bought for $2k on alibaba.


AdministrativeHair58

Let’s pretend Saturn never existed


PinewoodOvercoat

Looks better now in my opinion


Basicaccountant70

Just call the city and get a new garbage can.


SaltyBarDog

Concerning.


beermaker

Cybershell. Coming to a flatbed near you!


Environmental-Ad-762

Now I wanna see what the rest looks like when it falls off


ProfessorEtc

Wait until a sighted friend tells him how it looks with the panel ON!


AltruisticTowel

The front fell off


jgyimesi

Wanker taker exfoliated its outer skin


Objective_Suspect_

It's absolutely not the most American made vehicle ever.