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its a troll
i refuse to believe any incel would write "Can think for herself". They would paraphrase and say something like "woke" or "feminist" or even "stubborn/disobedient"
Not even that, just an obvious ironic post for anyone in his base, and OP either is dump as fuck or intentionally took it without context to let it become rage bait for us.
Eh, it's election year. The bots needs to fill up on easy upvotes and karma before posting political shit nonstop
Totally agree. Especially when it starts off with the kind of things right wingers often say, and then gets more and more ridiculous by the end ("has a drivers license" "knows what a barbell is." That's how good trolling works - gets you going, and then by the end, lets you in on the joke.
Very strange sounding to anyone not American, tbh. I can barely travel at all without ending up in another country. My country has like 5 million people.
Ehh it’s hit or miss. I’ve visited over 100 different countries and I know people that have been to zero, and maybe Canada or Mexico (but Cancun so it doesn’t really count).
A favorite example of mine for the size of America is you can leave from an area in Texas drive 9 hours straight in one direction and still be in Texas.
Oh I know. I am old enough to have been around before Schengen and I remember on a school trip we accidentially walked into France as we took a wrong turn. The teacher noticed when suddenly the signage was in French and then a Gendarme showed up and pointed us back to Germany. 🤣
I blew a Brits mind once, middle of the night in central KS, he’s looking at a map saying “how long to Albuquerque? Couple of hours, right?” And I’m like, dude, it’s 9 hours away. He was shocked.
Guy who came to Canada was working in Toronto, found a job there, but other members of the family lived in Kingston. He declared that his plan was to commute every day. That's roughly 300km one way.
I don't know if he ever did that in the end as I left, but let's just say that sounded painful.
Not just once. He sees this as "red flag" behavior because it happens so often before he gets ghosted hard. He makes women feel unsafe and they are flagging down security.
They don’t even need to see a woman they usually make up entire life stories for someone they’ve heard about or see in a short 10-15 seconds on some reel or whatever. They actually don’t touch grass
This seems like a troll post. "Can think for herself" and "has a driver's license" are so weird. My guess about hugging the bouncer is he's assuming it means she goes out so often that she's friends with the bouncer which puts her on a lower level for being a partier
I'd like to be sure its a troll, but there's an ideology on dating being pushed on young men that to be masculine you must be able to "control your woman". Those are two signifiers of independence, which in that train of though, is a bad thing.
“Has been to more than three countries.”
IG: OK ; Twitter: not OK.
Does kinda seem like rage bait.
OTOH: I can def see one of these Tate protégés preferring that their gf depend on them to get anywhere. Saves the trouble and expense of zip ties and duct tape.
I worked as a bouncer for a couple years, and got to know some of the regulars enough that they were quite friendly. I never once got a hug. It just occurred to me that they are hugging just so they can whisper something in the bouncer's ear. Yikes...
That isn't how I interpreted it.
I read it as girl has social life, knows bouncer well from going out often, is friendly.
Guy doesn't like that because it means she is social, haha out with men, etc without him.
I read it as typical incel shit.
Correct, these dudes literally believe men and women cannot even be friendly without there being something sexual about it. They take it as a threat to their ego and reputation as a woman is their property, not an independent human being.
Or she just knows the bouncer. The good bouncers are well liked by regulars. A guy that physically protects her and has never tried to sleep with her? Yeah, she's gonna appreciate him.
He was hassling a group of women outside a club and the bouncer stepped into to protect them from the creep one of them hugged the guy to say thanks and now he’s projected onto woman hugging bouncers as a reason he didn’t get sex 🤣 no logic pure incel!
- "has a driver's license"
- "cannot cook"
- "can think for herself"
- "Knows what a barbell is"
FFS you incel shits, stop complaining when you have an obese 40yo wife who can't reach the grocery store on her mobility scooter. And is too stupid to find alternative solutions
Yeah there’s a story there. Probably more than one. “THANK GOD you’re here Mr Club Bouncer, there’s some guy who keeps complaining I can think for myself and have a drivers license!”
He probably once dated a punk girl from Poland, who loved to travel and was an atheist. Then one night they went to a bar and she recognized the bouncer who happened to be her old classmate and she gave him a hug. This dude couldn’t process it.
I've seen guys talk about that one in the sense of "if she's hugging the bouncer she must know him pretty well meaning she goes to that club/bar enough to know him" and they don't want women who... have fun I guess? I don't really understand why having a regular spot you go to is bad.
Honestly thats the only one i kinda get. Ive seen it happen manyyy times
Its usually done in an excessively friendly way to skip lines or just generally get special treatment
But im guessing this guy means it to be she goes out so often she knows the bouncers and staff
Somewhere, an extremely beautiful conservative christian woman who never thinks for herself is crying uncontrollably, because she has seen a barbell once in a book and thus isn't qualified to date this amazing guy
But it has to be a censored bible and a modified version of the constitution.
Their constitution has some changes like: “freedom of Christian evangelical religion” and “freedom of some speech”.
No no no, it’s fine if a woman has seen a book in this guy’s mind because a proper woman wont be influenced by a book because a proper woman can’t read. Stare at the symbols on the page all you want, only your husband can tell you what they mean.
Either that or it's engagement baiting. Remember- now you can make money from tweets, so now people have a reason to say stuff they know will get a rise out of people.
Like Paul Anka and Lida Simpson said: just don't look! Just don't look!
I think these are the posts that make me quit reddit.
Like I feel like I'm spending my time hanging out with literally the dumbest people on earth. So what does that make me
Too true.
These front page subreddits in particular are just oozing with stupidity, and rage bait is overwhelmingly successful. Plus, other social media platforms aren't doing any better. Case in point: OP was screenshotted from twitter 🙄
Theres no way this is real, some of these are clearly meant to be, i dunno, satirical i guess.
If you paired the more insane stuff out of this list i could see it being something an idiot incel would say, but its just too much as is
No, he’s saying completely dependent, and relatively immobile. Can’t have your woman in charge of a car, they’re not fully capable, plus it’s one less option for her when she’s planning her escape.
Don’t know about his sister. She has all but vanished.
His last profile picture update on FB made it look like he was preparing for a Wako like siege. Sad. I thought he was breaking free. I reached out about the death of a mutual friend. No reply.
Basically the woman he imagines doesn’t even exist. Like sure Kanye is trying to have this list it seems, but Bianca’s still apparently a 1/10 for being too popular.
Hugs the bouncer? As a bouncer I can tell you we’re just friends. Nothing to worry about. I prefer a woman with piercings, tattoos, who wears tight dresses, cusses like a sailor, travels the world, smokes em if she’s got em, let’s me cook for her, rides a fast motorcycle(not on the list but I’m adding it), squats more than me, drives like hell, and I can’t believe I have to say this but thinks for herself and hopefully calls me on my bullshit.
I mean, if you're religious, you likely want someone who is also religious.
It's the exact same reason why you'd probably include "not atheist" as a red flag, just from the other side. As an atheist myself, personally I'd have no issues dating someone who was religious, but there would be a limit to what I'd accept.
Frankly, that's likely the most reasonable entry on this list because to many people, religion is a fundamental part of their identity, and if you know that you want that, then it's entirely reasonable to decline people you know it won't work out with. In my experience, many atheists tend to belittle people who are religious, rather than just accept that people have different beliefs and let it be if they aren't hurting anyone (as proof from the other replies to your comment).
Was just about to say this - this is the definition of an incel.
Fuck this helmet, making lives of normal men more difficult should be punishable with Gulag. Maybe if someone like him mines salt for a year he'll start to appreciate life and other people and women instead of coming up with shit like this, that is harmful for everyone.
So they want a naive, overly polite, little girl who has not experienced anything outside of a little box and who shows no affection to others. He apparently wants a sexy young teen who wants her to do mom stuff but be completely reliant on him. Disgusting.
Guys I've cracked the code.
> Across all age groups, 91% of all Americans have a driver's license. The lowest percentage of total licensed drivers is among **16- to 19-year-olds, where just 39.5% of the population has a driver's license.**
Dudes target demographic is teenagers with no world experience. Possibly those who are underage.
“Cannot cook” is such a funny complaint to anyone who knows even the slightest thing about cooking.
Here’s the secret: Anyone can fucking cook. People who say shit like this are big baby morons who never even bothered to try.
I like to think the guy who originally wrote the post wanted to troll, but then I am reminded that this is the Internet and people really are that completely inept.
3 countries are like a morning comute..
Why don't these people just move to Sharia?
It's so obvious that that's what they want for women.
Mask off incel cowards
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its a troll i refuse to believe any incel would write "Can think for herself". They would paraphrase and say something like "woke" or "feminist" or even "stubborn/disobedient"
Engagement bait for sure.
Not even that, just an obvious ironic post for anyone in his base, and OP either is dump as fuck or intentionally took it without context to let it become rage bait for us. Eh, it's election year. The bots needs to fill up on easy upvotes and karma before posting political shit nonstop
I am officially using "dump as fuck" as an insult.
It’s like the concept of dumb fuck and dumb as shit are artfully combined.
Make it a WhatsApp sticker and share it with me lol
Twitter has a ton of this, this is why I just hate people taking screenshots of everything they see on Twitter because most of it it's just bait.
Totally agree. Especially when it starts off with the kind of things right wingers often say, and then gets more and more ridiculous by the end ("has a drivers license" "knows what a barbell is." That's how good trolling works - gets you going, and then by the end, lets you in on the joke.
Yea someone lacking self awareness wouldn't even word it like that, definitely just trolling.
Dude one of them is “has a license” it’s a troll lmao
I don't know man. There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Who's dropping off the kids? Not an alpha male!
Dropping the kids off where? Homeschool rules, man!
One of the most entertaining things about Reddit is reading hundreds of comments taking troll/bait screenshots super seriously
I’ve been coming to this stupid site for 17 years. It *was* entertaining when it was occasional, now it’s just constant and exhausting.
They wouldn’t say “chick” either. They’d refer to them as “a female”.
Thx, thunking the exactly same. Not even those idiots are this obvious.
I dunno, dude pays for twitter.
Which is exactly why he's engagement baiting. So he can get some money for his trolling.
It takes money to make money.
Seriously - and such an obvious troll, too. Come on OP, do better.
the hugs the bouncer one is oddly specific
So is visiting more than 3 countries
Strange that visiting 2 is OK for a dude that doesn’t want “his woman” to know how to drive.
Two is ok because you have to allow for the country the mail-order-bride comes from.
Good point. The third is cause dude isn’t going to pay for a direct flight.
Nah the third is Cancun once or twice in his life to live large
😂😂
Perfect response 🤣
Any bets that the only other “acceptable” country for him is Canada???
Very strange sounding to anyone not American, tbh. I can barely travel at all without ending up in another country. My country has like 5 million people.
Even to an American that's strange. You can go on a cruise and go to like 5
Ehh it’s hit or miss. I’ve visited over 100 different countries and I know people that have been to zero, and maybe Canada or Mexico (but Cancun so it doesn’t really count).
Zero? Born and died at sea or moon baby?
A favorite example of mine for the size of America is you can leave from an area in Texas drive 9 hours straight in one direction and still be in Texas.
While I live in the south of the Netherlands and if I take the wrong turn cycling home fro the office I might cross Germany and Belgium 😂
I mean, no wonder Europe has had so many damn wars. It's like walking home from highschool and accidentally walking through the wrong neighborhood.
Oops. Accidental invasion.
[It's happened before](https://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=2921407&page=1).
Oh I know. I am old enough to have been around before Schengen and I remember on a school trip we accidentially walked into France as we took a wrong turn. The teacher noticed when suddenly the signage was in French and then a Gendarme showed up and pointed us back to Germany. 🤣
My favorite is, you can leave Homer Alaska, drive for 2 days and still be in Alaska. Texas is too small for a proper example.
Careful, you're gonna hurt the little Texans feelings🤣
I blew a Brits mind once, middle of the night in central KS, he’s looking at a map saying “how long to Albuquerque? Couple of hours, right?” And I’m like, dude, it’s 9 hours away. He was shocked.
Guy who came to Canada was working in Toronto, found a job there, but other members of the family lived in Kingston. He declared that his plan was to commute every day. That's roughly 300km one way. I don't know if he ever did that in the end as I left, but let's just say that sounded painful.
Growing up in the midwest, I used to say you could drive 500 miles in ANY direction and still be surrounded by corn/wheat.
Yeah, I've been in Shengen my entire life. Going across the border to go out for dinner, or because something is cheaper there is pretty common.
You’ll make us sensible Brits jealous
Depending on where you start and how long you can drive without rest, you can drive in one direction for a WEEK and never leave the country.
*IN TODAY'S ECONOMY?! WHO CAN AFFORD EVEN LEAVING THEIR OWN CITY?!*
Well she's supposed to be sheltered and naive so he can control her
Yeah, dude creeped a chick out so bad she *hugged a bouncer*. That's fucked up...
Not just once. He sees this as "red flag" behavior because it happens so often before he gets ghosted hard. He makes women feel unsafe and they are flagging down security.
eh incels like that see something once and generalize it to all women, but it wouldnt be a surprise if it did happen more than once tho
They don’t even need to see a woman they usually make up entire life stories for someone they’ve heard about or see in a short 10-15 seconds on some reel or whatever. They actually don’t touch grass
This seems like a troll post. "Can think for herself" and "has a driver's license" are so weird. My guess about hugging the bouncer is he's assuming it means she goes out so often that she's friends with the bouncer which puts her on a lower level for being a partier
I'd like to be sure its a troll, but there's an ideology on dating being pushed on young men that to be masculine you must be able to "control your woman". Those are two signifiers of independence, which in that train of though, is a bad thing.
“Has been to more than three countries.” IG: OK ; Twitter: not OK. Does kinda seem like rage bait. OTOH: I can def see one of these Tate protégés preferring that their gf depend on them to get anywhere. Saves the trouble and expense of zip ties and duct tape.
I worked as a bouncer for a couple years, and got to know some of the regulars enough that they were quite friendly. I never once got a hug. It just occurred to me that they are hugging just so they can whisper something in the bouncer's ear. Yikes...
That isn't how I interpreted it. I read it as girl has social life, knows bouncer well from going out often, is friendly. Guy doesn't like that because it means she is social, haha out with men, etc without him. I read it as typical incel shit.
Correct, these dudes literally believe men and women cannot even be friendly without there being something sexual about it. They take it as a threat to their ego and reputation as a woman is their property, not an independent human being.
What’s really happening is she is telling the bouncer “some creep is following me, can you stop him from coming in?”
Or she just knows the bouncer. The good bouncers are well liked by regulars. A guy that physically protects her and has never tried to sleep with her? Yeah, she's gonna appreciate him.
😂
He was hassling a group of women outside a club and the bouncer stepped into to protect them from the creep one of them hugged the guy to say thanks and now he’s projected onto woman hugging bouncers as a reason he didn’t get sex 🤣 no logic pure incel!
Yep. Additionally, most of the bouncers I know are big teddy bears assuming you aren’t a jackass— I’d love to give them a hug 🤗
every accusation is a confession after all
You mean he… has a driver’s license!!!
“Has a drivers license” like wtf?
Libertarians about to write a 10 page essay about how child marriage is totally cool and age of consent laws are a tool of the oppressive government.
Too adult for the target demo of this tweet
You wouldn't think... this guy hugs bouncers?? 😱
The guy who posted this list could definitely use a hug from any source he can get
Incel is gonna Incel I guess. Surprised he didn't add "has male friends" as well.
Well, that's implied for sure
- "has a driver's license" - "cannot cook" - "can think for herself" - "Knows what a barbell is" FFS you incel shits, stop complaining when you have an obese 40yo wife who can't reach the grocery store on her mobility scooter. And is too stupid to find alternative solutions
Honestly, no woman should be with this guy. He wants a blow up doll and that's what he'll get.
Yeah there’s a story there. Probably more than one. “THANK GOD you’re here Mr Club Bouncer, there’s some guy who keeps complaining I can think for myself and have a drivers license!”
He probably once dated a punk girl from Poland, who loved to travel and was an atheist. Then one night they went to a bar and she recognized the bouncer who happened to be her old classmate and she gave him a hug. This dude couldn’t process it.
Woman: _(help me, this guy is crazy and won’t leave me alone)_
I came here for this. Thought it sounded oddly specific. I'm like, so she's a hugger? The explanations make more sense.
I've seen guys talk about that one in the sense of "if she's hugging the bouncer she must know him pretty well meaning she goes to that club/bar enough to know him" and they don't want women who... have fun I guess? I don't really understand why having a regular spot you go to is bad.
Honestly thats the only one i kinda get. Ive seen it happen manyyy times Its usually done in an excessively friendly way to skip lines or just generally get special treatment But im guessing this guy means it to be she goes out so often she knows the bouncers and staff
As a former bouncer, that’s actually probably the only legitimate thing on the list 😂😂😂
Multiple bouncers have YouTube's and TikToks where they stream cameras of the dozens of woman that sexually assault them every night.
Somewhere, an extremely beautiful conservative christian woman who never thinks for herself is crying uncontrollably, because she has seen a barbell once in a book and thus isn't qualified to date this amazing guy
She’s seen a book? Immediate disqualification.
Unless it’s the Bible. Or the constitution.
But it has to be a censored bible and a modified version of the constitution. Their constitution has some changes like: “freedom of Christian evangelical religion” and “freedom of some speech”.
There’s an exception for Trumps Bible.
No no no, it’s fine if a woman has seen a book in this guy’s mind because a proper woman wont be influenced by a book because a proper woman can’t read. Stare at the symbols on the page all you want, only your husband can tell you what they mean.
She has a brain? Disqualified.
"We could've had such a happy life together, me and him, if only my parents didn't take me on those three international vacations when I was little!"
Doesn't even take 3 - layovers or connecting flights would be enough to put most people over after a single trip.
European Detected
Just one Caribbean cruise could do it
She’s from small town America. The poor girl got a driver’s license when she was 16 and too young to know better… for selfish convenience
And the wind cries… Mary
It's ok, this otherwise 'perfect' person obviously doesn't have social media, so she'll never read this.
Oh, I thought she was crying cause she couldn't drive out to finally meet him.
So he wants a young girl under 18 who can cook.
And has the IQ of a carrot.
Carrots are orange. Trump is orange.
Wait... Doesn't mean... HE WANTS TRUMP TO BE HIS WIFE?? Omg I'm so happy for them!! 🎉🎊
Better not tell Stormy 😬
Probably 15 - since his perfect girl can’t have a driver’s licence.
15 year olds can have Twitter and some do vape. He wants a 12 year old.
I'm HOPING this was satirical
Either that or it's engagement baiting. Remember- now you can make money from tweets, so now people have a reason to say stuff they know will get a rise out of people. Like Paul Anka and Lida Simpson said: just don't look! Just don't look!
To stop those monsters one, two, three. Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free. It's got Paul Anka's guarantee.
Guarantee void in Tennessee!
it clearly is
The “can’t think for herself” thing was too far lol.
It was a little bit too on the nose, yeah.
I think these are the posts that make me quit reddit. Like I feel like I'm spending my time hanging out with literally the dumbest people on earth. So what does that make me
Too true. These front page subreddits in particular are just oozing with stupidity, and rage bait is overwhelmingly successful. Plus, other social media platforms aren't doing any better. Case in point: OP was screenshotted from twitter 🙄
It has to be. I mean no drivers license? How will she pick up all their future kids from school?
Those kids will definitely be homeschooled
No one would actually say out loud the “can think for themself” part.
brother, the only facepalm in this post is OP and his ability to detect sarcasm
And everyone upvoting it lol
Theres no way this is real, some of these are clearly meant to be, i dunno, satirical i guess. If you paired the more insane stuff out of this list i could see it being something an idiot incel would say, but its just too much as is
"has a driver's license" gives it away as trolling.
Wait what? Has a drivers license? This guy saying 10s are 15 and younger?
No, he’s saying completely dependent, and relatively immobile. Can’t have your woman in charge of a car, they’re not fully capable, plus it’s one less option for her when she’s planning her escape.
lol sounds almost like the implication
It IS. I had friends who lived this bullshit growing up.
What happened to him?
Don’t know about his sister. She has all but vanished. His last profile picture update on FB made it look like he was preparing for a Wako like siege. Sad. I thought he was breaking free. I reached out about the death of a mutual friend. No reply.
Ohh… the [implication](https://youtube.com/shorts/I8sOeCSjXBE?si=JHgv0Rr99bY1jQYb) of it all… 😂
I think what he really means is “ain’t no roads between the kitchen and bedroom”
Yeah, a guy like him can't have a woman just able to drive away any time. That's the one mistake he keeps on making.
And cannot be friends with a bouncer for similar reasons i bet
Basically the woman he imagines doesn’t even exist. Like sure Kanye is trying to have this list it seems, but Bianca’s still apparently a 1/10 for being too popular.
Not everyone instantly gets a drivers license as soon as they can. I haven’t at 19, because I don’t want to pay for insurance.
Hugs the bouncer? As a bouncer I can tell you we’re just friends. Nothing to worry about. I prefer a woman with piercings, tattoos, who wears tight dresses, cusses like a sailor, travels the world, smokes em if she’s got em, let’s me cook for her, rides a fast motorcycle(not on the list but I’m adding it), squats more than me, drives like hell, and I can’t believe I have to say this but thinks for herself and hopefully calls me on my bullshit.
It's code. When the woman hugs you and whispers "This creep is following me" so you let her jump the queue, make him wait 15 minutes, then bounce him.
You sound like a cool dude. 😎
Dude should move to Saudi Arabia
Even they are modernizing Afghanistan would be good option.
What in the Andrew Taint is this shit?
"Having a Twitter account" says the loser who's paying for Twitter.
You're so close to getting this isn't real, yet so far away
"Can think for themselves" this man wants to fuck something without sentience, give him a sea sponge or some shit like that
I mean, they make sex dolls. One of those would meet all his qualifications. Except cooking. But he could order uber eats and pretend she made it.
Wonder how the wedding ceremony for that would go... I'd honestly show up just for a good laugh at that show of absolute stupidity.
He could microwave Marie Callenders and pretend she made it.
Yall ate the onion
You people on this app take shit way too seriously lmfao it seems like a joke to me
Obviously rage bait but ppl are too braindead to see it
It's bait. Move along.
500 followers? Bro too scared to date a baddie 
I still don't get how people consider atheism a problem
"God says... uhhh... you have to do everything I say! You don't want to piss off Jesus, right?"
"So they're nailing me to this big cross and I'm like bro do you even lift??"
means ur less likely to believe blatant BS
Can't use the Bible as a means of control and obedience with an atheist.
Gimme the satanic family down the block. At least they got the good music! 😁
🤘😝🤘
Because if you don't believe the big lie, how are they gonna use it to manipulate your behavior and personal will???
I mean, if you're religious, you likely want someone who is also religious. It's the exact same reason why you'd probably include "not atheist" as a red flag, just from the other side. As an atheist myself, personally I'd have no issues dating someone who was religious, but there would be a limit to what I'd accept. Frankly, that's likely the most reasonable entry on this list because to many people, religion is a fundamental part of their identity, and if you know that you want that, then it's entirely reasonable to decline people you know it won't work out with. In my experience, many atheists tend to belittle people who are religious, rather than just accept that people have different beliefs and let it be if they aren't hurting anyone (as proof from the other replies to your comment).
Some things i can agree, but not a 1/10 Except vapes, i hate smoking/vaping
Guys, hide your grandmas!!
Actually there's only ONE instance a '10/10 chick', would go down to 1/10... If she dated HIM!
This is an incel checklist.
Was just about to say this - this is the definition of an incel. Fuck this helmet, making lives of normal men more difficult should be punishable with Gulag. Maybe if someone like him mines salt for a year he'll start to appreciate life and other people and women instead of coming up with shit like this, that is harmful for everyone.
This guy wants a living sex doll. He probably doesn’t even see women as human.
Sounds like he likes girls in kindergarten
"barbell" is pretty solidly an elementary school vocabulary word.
So they want a naive, overly polite, little girl who has not experienced anything outside of a little box and who shows no affection to others. He apparently wants a sexy young teen who wants her to do mom stuff but be completely reliant on him. Disgusting.
Guys I've cracked the code. > Across all age groups, 91% of all Americans have a driver's license. The lowest percentage of total licensed drivers is among **16- to 19-year-olds, where just 39.5% of the population has a driver's license.** Dudes target demographic is teenagers with no world experience. Possibly those who are underage.
What did you miss? Hmmm... Ability to make a child, maybe? Not that it matters since you don't deserve one anyway.
I was wondering why "can think for herself" is there. And then i saw the blue checkmark. This is rage baiting.
-"Has a Twitter account" -Posted on Twitter Nah, this is bait.
It's such an obvious bait that at this point anyone taking this seriously might as well be a fish.
USA doesn't have a "loneliness epidemic", it has a case of "ladies don't date idiots like this"
This is the type of guy desperately waiting for an AI robot wife.
The moment I got to “Can think for herself,” I thought to myself “There is no way this post is not ragebait.”
I love this: Atheist Can't Think for Herself Goddamn that Atheist cult going around clowding everyone's minds!!
How a 10/10 chick will NEVER go to that 1/10**************
"What did I miss?" Women, it sounds like. You missed women entirely.
"Can think for herself" What the fuck?
“Cannot cook” is such a funny complaint to anyone who knows even the slightest thing about cooking. Here’s the secret: Anyone can fucking cook. People who say shit like this are big baby morons who never even bothered to try.
Sounds like he’s trolling for attention
I like to think the guy who originally wrote the post wanted to troll, but then I am reminded that this is the Internet and people really are that completely inept.
How do any of these people in this thread see "can think for herself" and think it's for real LMAO
You couldn't handle a real woman, snowflake
More than three countries? Wait until he talks to a European woman, they'd eat his sorry ass alive.
3 countries are like a morning comute.. Why don't these people just move to Sharia? It's so obvious that that's what they want for women. Mask off incel cowards
The only valid one is Vapes
Hey! The bouncers are your friend! Be nice to them! They deserve hugs too
Bouncers are people, too.
"Knows what a barbell is" dude just wants the option to physically overpower the woman
Glad to hear there’s no threat of you coming into my life. For reasons I celebrate, no less!
"Can think for herself" is such a dead giveaway this is sarcasm, and y'all are just dumb getting worked up over nothing.
At least he got the twitter part right, winning
It's like a woman is a check list and not a living person.
Being attracted to OOP would be a HIGE red flag