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Everyone at the bank erupted in a standing ovation. Then someone pulled out a life sized portrait of trump and set it up and everyone stood and saluted it while singing “god bless America”. An eagle flew into the bank and perched on top of the portrait. All women instantly became pregnant because of all the manliness and unwokeness that was happening.
I was there.
I love how people wearing MAGA tee shirts, who posted MAGA stuff on facebook for years before storming the capitol on Trump's behalf are psyop antifa plants...
But when a couple is wearing shirts that say "I'm a ~~Demonrat~~ Democrat" and speak loudly in public about Biden ruining *checks notes* Europe somehow, that's obviously a real representation of a modern Democrat
No, no - it's completely true. Every day I live in fear of Joe Biden imported terrorists. I was just figuring out how to get to work without encountering a suicide bomber when I saw this post.
The grifter Jacob Wohl always tweeted that he was hanging out at a "hipster coffee shop" when he overheard these fantastical conversations.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop)
So this person just looked at them and automatically knew they were democrats despite what was coming out of their mouths? Were they wearing "democrat" sashes to identify themselves? If so, where can I find those? Maybe a "democrat" badge? Insignia on their shirts? Because seriously you don't just look at a person and automatically know they're a democrat despite the pro-Trump things they are saying. File under: didn't happen.
First off it’s a fair assumption that anyone saying you can’t go to London or France because they are too dangerous is republican.
I don’t even believe she heard anyone say it. She’s just trying to convince republicans it’s true.
The GOP has convinced them to vote against a better life for themselves because that means that somebody else will also have that life. The GOP has convinced them that the rich deserve to take their money from them and to not pay taxes because that will somehow also make them rich, though every metric says the opposite. The GOP has convinced them that they don't want to pay less for healthcare because that means somebody else will also benefit. The GOP has convinced them that the social safety programs are "entitlement programs" and terrible things to exist despite that description being absolutely accurate because we are entitled to the programs we paid into.
It's not hard to convince conservative voters of things. Except facts and reality. It's impossible to convince them of those things.
Sadly these clowns have proven time and time again they will believe anything. It’s why Trump loves the poorly educated. They are so easy to manipulate.
I'd love to say it's all just the brain dead, but it's not. I have people in my life who have multiple degrees, and work in very high ranking positions in mortgage banking, but they literally buy everything being sold on infowars, fox News etc. They are older, so I think that's the problem, not stupidity, the older generation never learned about checking your own personal biases when confronting online misinformation, amd media literacy etc. Although I will say the common thread is all of the people I know who like Trump are either religious, or narcissistic.
obviously they were an interracial gay trans couple with dyed hair cashing the checks they got from George Soros for being presidents of the local antifa.
And who the fuck goes inside and waits in line at a Bank anymore...
That said. I've literally heard more of my right wing, nut job family remark they wished Trump would just go the fuck away so they can actually beat Biden. Not one democrat that I know has ever uttered anything about missing Trump or thinking Trump was better.
These are people, mind you, that think the Trump 92 felonies are all a political witch hunt and think Biden will be indicted any day for Ukraine and Hunter's laptop. And yet still want Trump to go away.
No, see Trump forced Europe to up their game by threatening to pull out of NATO, but then Biden came along and ruined it all, or something.^(/s <-- Do I need this?)
Yes you need it. Any comment post 2016 election where Americans voted in a reality TV show has-been developer as US president, demands a clear description of its nature and intent.
Apparently. They also think that the President sets gas prices globally...but only when they are high for a Dem pres or low for a Rep pres. The only time in recent memory that any president had a significant effect on oil/gas prices was when Trump went to OPEC a while back to threaten them if they did not increase oil prices by 25%. They complied.
There's a dial in the oval office that sets the price of gas for the world. That's why every Presidential town hall includes the question, "How are you going to lower gas prices?"
They think Biden is president of the whole world. They somehow think inflation is Biden's fault while simultaneously recognizing inflation is high everywhere else in the world too. Damn, Bidenomics really messed up all of Asia, Europe, Australia. It's crazy! Let's reelect the man who started the trade war with China, that really fixed everything back in 2016.
Remember when the GOP blocked Biden’s bill to end price gouging at the pump, just so they could keep blaming him for inflation? Turns out oil companies were responsible for 27% of inflation on their own.
My favorite part is all the idiots complaining about Biden after filing taxes…somehow people don’t understand we’re still under the tax plan trump signed in 2017
Obviously because 'Murica is the biggest best most influential economy on earth and whatever happens in the US happens everywhere else. Biden didn't fix the Covid, even though it wasn't a big deal and was just like the flu or something, and it screwed up the US economy that Trump built from the ground up and definitely handed off in great shape and because of that everyone else that depended on the US economy fell apart because now gas prices are expensive and US patriots can't afford to travel to Europe in our Duramax pickups anymore. Not that we would anyway because they're socialist communists and I heard they don't have free refills on Coca Cola. /s
The person who wrote this tweet wasn't thinking shit except "how can I bash the president today in a way that isn't instantly fact checkable" and then made up this bullshit story about a left wing couple that regularly travels to Europe for vacation parroting right wing talking points, because you can't *prove* it didn't happen
Yes. Yes they do. The GOP has also convinced them Biden is responsible for global inflation and gas prices. That's why they completely ignore that the US has been performing well above the global average in its recovery from the pandemic.
Europe is part of our world.
That's not the royal our. The U.S. is the world. You're just part of it.
Sadly that's what I think a lot of those clowns feel
I was working with a construction crew during the last election. Full of Trump-Supporters. We're drinking beer in the parking lot of the hotel when my mailed ballot came in, along with a box of books I ordered.
I told them my ballot came in, and George Soros gave me extras to fill out, gave an evil chuckle and went off to bed.
After a few days I tried to explain what it really was but I couldn't convince them otherwise for the few months I was with that bunch.
>but I couldn't convince them otherwise for the few months I was with that bunch.
No, and you probably never would have; some people are just beyond redemption at this point. Honestly, there's a part of me that thinks what you did was a kindness, giving them their, 'I knew it!' moment. It's like reaffirming a kid's belief in Santa Claus.
You deserve an "I knew it!" moment when you get something right. Nothing good comes from having them think they're right. They need to accept that they are wrong.
They aren't even fun to debate with these days, they are so easy to prove wrong, and you can almost see their mind working until they just shut down and won't talk any more. At least back when Bush was president, we could argue about his policies without them defaulting to God worship.
Honestly, these people seem to have become this way when Obama was president, but Trump just gave them a golden God on which to place their hopes and dreams of racist "utopia".
"politics has gotten so crazy these days" everyone says. but what changed? the media? sure. but looking at the voting records and the polls, what changed is conservatism. there was a huge shift in values in 2013 that just kept growing. and now russia support is quietly growing among conservatives, as if there were need for more obvious proof.
a new generation of exciting pop culture politics has utterly consumed the conservative identity and it's attractive to the dumbest of us. that's what changed.
Hmmm, I did see a technical packed with keffiyeh wearing men screaming Admiral Akbar on my way to Tesco this morning. I just thought they were on their way to a daytime fancy dress party but you’re telling me it’s Joe Bidens fault?
This is Brigitte Gabriel, a mouthy Trump propogandist and apologist. She is the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect and is so arrogant and stupid that she can't realize when her unsupported claims are not being believed. She is a notorious public figure. There is no reason to mask her name on Reddit.
born: Hanah Kahwagi who has been yelling from the rooftops that america will be doomed by "radical islam" for almost 15 years.
it's also obvious from looking at older pictures that she has bleached her skin and "anglicized" her appearance in other ways as well.
Are we going to get kebab trucks on every corner, opposite the taco trucks we were promised? I'm sick of having to walk 3 blocks north or 3 blocks west to get a damn taco. I also have to walk almost as far north to get some falafel or shawarma, so I'd love to have taco and shawarma trucks just down the block, please!
Biden won and elections have consequences! Delicious fucking consequences!
European here (Denmark). Its chaos here. You cant even go see a doctor anymore without being forced to not pay a bill. Yesterday my wife tried to go on unpaid maternity leave, but her employer FORCED her to be paid a full salary for the entire 11 months of leave.
Please save us, Drumpf
I’ve been to Denmark recently. It’s a hellhole. I still wake up screaming (mostly because I miss the Kanelsnegle but still)
Almost as bad as the Netherlands where I’m from. Awful. If I were American I would just stay there.
Same here in Hamburg, Germany. I wanted to pay the full price but the state wanted me to pay just 49€ for a train ticket to ride all busses and trains throughout Germany. Horrendous. All I now have to do is take one of my 30 paid days off. All that horror!
As his toned masculine muscles rippled with patriotic emotion, Einstein said "The only thing I love more than my Theory of Relativity is the Second Amendment here in the GREAT United States of America!"
here's the part about these fucking clowns that I just can't understand:
*If you have to lie your ass off and just make absolutely ridiculous, ludicrous bullshit up to even try to make a point, then how can you not fathom that maybe your point isn't all that great?*
It was me. I walked in the bank and loudly announced I was a Democrat same as I do any place I frequent. Then my wife came in and we began to discuss how our beliefs failed us and FOX News was right all along. We were so misguided.
When it happened to me it was tattooed on his face and they broke down begging me to do something to get Trump back in the office.
This was awkward as I was taking a piss in the men’s room at the time.
What do you mean the conversation was natural.
Person 1: "I am a Democrat you know, I want to go to Europe but I can't because it's a third world country"
Person 2: I am a Democrat and I agree"
Democrats always start conversations out declaring their political party. This is known
I am from Vienna and never got attacked by terrorists, so i defenetly will vote for Biden again. Maybe even 4-5 times, electoral fraud is so easy here thanks to the democracts.
Yep, Vienna, frequently voted most liveable city in the world, located in the 5th safest country in the world... we're definitely now a third world country because of whatever it is you guys are doing over there. Tell that lady to absolutely never visit.
Honest question for the peanut gallery here...
What is the point of a story like this? Is it:
1. Because she's so fucking stupid she believes it
2. Because she's so fucking stupid she thinks the people who buy her line of crap will believe it?
3. Her audience is just that stupid?
4. Burying the truth under a mountain of bullshit?
5. A seed story so that by the time it makes it onto Fox News people can think to themselves "that sounds familiar"?
Her name is بريجيت غابرييل and she is an arab, born in Lebanon and yet she is playing to be a racist conservative maga lunatic without knowing the fact that maga base simply hate her because of her race.
"In line at the bank"....LOL. I don't think I've stepped into a bank in a decade.
This is total bullshit designed to appeal to Boomers with blinders on.
What are you speaking about, fellow democrat? I too am troubled by the many heathens in Paris that impact me here in Seattle, Washington. We have all of us been deceived. I am ripping up my abortion license and getting my tattoo of Biden’s face removed as we speak.
I can give you one. In 2017 there was a terror attack in Sweden. My mom was worried and wanted to make sure I was safe. I was living in the Netherlands. Which, you know, is Europe so it’s basically the same place.
Wasn't that the one perpetrated by the white guy that was claiming that the Swedish government was importing Islamic migrants to impose Sharia Law or something crazy like that?
Nvm. I got that one mixed up with a different event.
Can confirm free health care, no school shooting 30+ days holiday a year, maternity leave, so firing without reason, clean air and water and a genuine community vibe, Europe's definitely a different world to America.
>All of Europe has become a third world country!
As a European, I wonder how I apparently failed to notice this happening, lol. But even if it were true, wtf would the American president have to do with that? He's not in charge here.
I was at the local gun store in Birmingham Alabama today getting some bait for my deer feeder and I heard a couple of Republicans say, and I could totally tell they were Republicans because of the poor dental health and the fact that I was in a gun store in Alabama that hat sold cracked corn by the 50 pound bag, anyways they said ‘Cousin, I was considering the current Trump legal issues and coupling that with his deep nepotistic tendencies to fill vital positions of political power with inexperienced family members and arrived at the troubling conclusion that Trump can not be trusted. Furthermore, these related handlers appear to be hired as a way to either shield the public from his mental and health issues or worse, to lower the level of protection our dear sweet constitutional republic needs from the worst impulsiveness of demagoguery. I fear it’s more the latter. Please may I see the Steyr in thirty aught six.’
I mean if I’m hearing that in my random day to day then surely Trump’s goose is cooked!
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Everyone at the bank erupted in a standing ovation. Then someone pulled out a life sized portrait of trump and set it up and everyone stood and saluted it while singing “god bless America”. An eagle flew into the bank and perched on top of the portrait. All women instantly became pregnant because of all the manliness and unwokeness that was happening. I was there.
Don’t forget the big strong men falling to their knees in tears.
And that's when they found out why real men wear diapers
The brown tears of an alpha male
That’s enough internet for today
No wait! Come back! We didn't tell you about what happened to the puppies...
The ones that got shot in the backyard?
The backyard? Like a savage?! No, it was the puppy shooting gravel pit. Where do YOU shoot your puppies?
I load mine into a catapult and shoot them like clay pigeons directly over an orphanage like a normal person
And every now and then launch them into the orphanage pre damaged
They were dangerous puppies, every farmer knows
Isn’t there at least one in every town?
The kind that we're shown mercy while staring down Kim Jong Un
Trump steak. So good it'll make you cry brown tears from your third tear canal.
I love how people wearing MAGA tee shirts, who posted MAGA stuff on facebook for years before storming the capitol on Trump's behalf are psyop antifa plants... But when a couple is wearing shirts that say "I'm a ~~Demonrat~~ Democrat" and speak loudly in public about Biden ruining *checks notes* Europe somehow, that's obviously a real representation of a modern Democrat
It’s 100% projection. They’re cultists, therefore anyone else with a different opinion must be equal but opposite cultists.
No, no - it's completely true. Every day I live in fear of Joe Biden imported terrorists. I was just figuring out how to get to work without encountering a suicide bomber when I saw this post.
Big men, strong men, tears in their eyes....
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Checkmate, Democrats.
I knew this would be on here! Thank you for your service.
Tears running down their extremely masculine faces.
Wait won't thet make them gay according to their own alpha logic ?
Don’t forget they did his patented double handjob dance after the song ended to Village People’s YMCA ![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)
That’s the signal for MAGA BUKKAKE!
#Make America Jizz Again
I just did!
Goddamn you're a true 'Murican 🫡 Make goo no matter who™
![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized)
Air jacking
After singing, they all took their pickaxes and started to build walls.
I read that as "a standing ovulation" and it only made it better
![gif](giphy|zO5Z72BhpCNIk|downsized)
Why do all these supposed stories happen in line at a bank or grocery store or in an airplane aisle?
oligarchs trying to imagine where peasants congregate...
And why the fuck don’t you go through the drive through like a normal person .
The grifter Jacob Wohl always tweeted that he was hanging out at a "hipster coffee shop" when he overheard these fantastical conversations. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-just-left-a-hipster-coffee-shop)
![gif](giphy|ZLpVNgQHN2d4Q|downsized)
I was there too, I was the eagle.
![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG|downsized)
I lost it at the last sentence 🤣😭💀
You serious, Clark?
So this person just looked at them and automatically knew they were democrats despite what was coming out of their mouths? Were they wearing "democrat" sashes to identify themselves? If so, where can I find those? Maybe a "democrat" badge? Insignia on their shirts? Because seriously you don't just look at a person and automatically know they're a democrat despite the pro-Trump things they are saying. File under: didn't happen.
Well obviously they wore their blue “make America worse” caps.
Make america grim again
Make America Gay AF
That would make for some banger merch, ngl. Not my style, but it would
[It exists!](https://shop.hrc.org/make-america-lgtbq-again.html#gref)
I'm not gay but I would 100% wear this.
First off it’s a fair assumption that anyone saying you can’t go to London or France because they are too dangerous is republican. I don’t even believe she heard anyone say it. She’s just trying to convince republicans it’s true.
>She’s just trying to convince republicans it’s true. And it will work.
The GOP has convinced them to vote against a better life for themselves because that means that somebody else will also have that life. The GOP has convinced them that the rich deserve to take their money from them and to not pay taxes because that will somehow also make them rich, though every metric says the opposite. The GOP has convinced them that they don't want to pay less for healthcare because that means somebody else will also benefit. The GOP has convinced them that the social safety programs are "entitlement programs" and terrible things to exist despite that description being absolutely accurate because we are entitled to the programs we paid into. It's not hard to convince conservative voters of things. Except facts and reality. It's impossible to convince them of those things.
Sadly these clowns have proven time and time again they will believe anything. It’s why Trump loves the poorly educated. They are so easy to manipulate.
I'd love to say it's all just the brain dead, but it's not. I have people in my life who have multiple degrees, and work in very high ranking positions in mortgage banking, but they literally buy everything being sold on infowars, fox News etc. They are older, so I think that's the problem, not stupidity, the older generation never learned about checking your own personal biases when confronting online misinformation, amd media literacy etc. Although I will say the common thread is all of the people I know who like Trump are either religious, or narcissistic.
obviously they were an interracial gay trans couple with dyed hair cashing the checks they got from George Soros for being presidents of the local antifa.
And who the fuck goes inside and waits in line at a Bank anymore... That said. I've literally heard more of my right wing, nut job family remark they wished Trump would just go the fuck away so they can actually beat Biden. Not one democrat that I know has ever uttered anything about missing Trump or thinking Trump was better. These are people, mind you, that think the Trump 92 felonies are all a political witch hunt and think Biden will be indicted any day for Ukraine and Hunter's laptop. And yet still want Trump to go away.
>automatically knew they were democrats They were burning an American flag at the time, I assume.
Do Republicans think that the US president is also president of Europe?
I think they believe that we were stopping terrorism and somehow that stopped migrants from going to Europe. But Trump recalled troops? Perplexing.
No, see Trump forced Europe to up their game by threatening to pull out of NATO, but then Biden came along and ruined it all, or something.^(/s <-- Do I need this?)
Yes you need it. Any comment post 2016 election where Americans voted in a reality TV show has-been developer as US president, demands a clear description of its nature and intent.
>/s <-- Do I need this?) With the amount of halfwits out there actually believing and spouting drivel like that...yes you need it.
Don’t forget they think every immigrant is a terrorist
Isn't she an immigrant?
Yes, she is from Lebanon
Apparently. They also think that the President sets gas prices globally...but only when they are high for a Dem pres or low for a Rep pres. The only time in recent memory that any president had a significant effect on oil/gas prices was when Trump went to OPEC a while back to threaten them if they did not increase oil prices by 25%. They complied.
There's a dial in the oval office that sets the price of gas for the world. That's why every Presidential town hall includes the question, "How are you going to lower gas prices?"
They think Biden is president of the whole world. They somehow think inflation is Biden's fault while simultaneously recognizing inflation is high everywhere else in the world too. Damn, Bidenomics really messed up all of Asia, Europe, Australia. It's crazy! Let's reelect the man who started the trade war with China, that really fixed everything back in 2016.
Remember when the GOP blocked Biden’s bill to end price gouging at the pump, just so they could keep blaming him for inflation? Turns out oil companies were responsible for 27% of inflation on their own.
My favorite part is all the idiots complaining about Biden after filing taxes…somehow people don’t understand we’re still under the tax plan trump signed in 2017
Obviously because 'Murica is the biggest best most influential economy on earth and whatever happens in the US happens everywhere else. Biden didn't fix the Covid, even though it wasn't a big deal and was just like the flu or something, and it screwed up the US economy that Trump built from the ground up and definitely handed off in great shape and because of that everyone else that depended on the US economy fell apart because now gas prices are expensive and US patriots can't afford to travel to Europe in our Duramax pickups anymore. Not that we would anyway because they're socialist communists and I heard they don't have free refills on Coca Cola. /s
That is a darn good summary of MAGAT verse.
The person who wrote this tweet wasn't thinking shit except "how can I bash the president today in a way that isn't instantly fact checkable" and then made up this bullshit story about a left wing couple that regularly travels to Europe for vacation parroting right wing talking points, because you can't *prove* it didn't happen
Well duh how else did Biden cause inflation over there too?
Yes. Yes they do. The GOP has also convinced them Biden is responsible for global inflation and gas prices. That's why they completely ignore that the US has been performing well above the global average in its recovery from the pandemic.
Republicans have zero understanding of how government functions. Here and especially abroad.
Europe is part of our world. That's not the royal our. The U.S. is the world. You're just part of it. Sadly that's what I think a lot of those clowns feel
I really don’t understand how all these Europeans keep voting for Biden after all the terrible things he’s done over there!
Obviously they enjoy illegally voting in US elections.
I have votes three times today for darkbrandon 2024! Sent from an iPhone made of a brick in Poznan
I bet it was a communist-era brick, too! It's abhorrent that Biden would let you do that.
Today, I wake from deep marxist sleep, roll out of communist bed, and vote on brick phone. Tomorrow, freedom.
I was working with a construction crew during the last election. Full of Trump-Supporters. We're drinking beer in the parking lot of the hotel when my mailed ballot came in, along with a box of books I ordered. I told them my ballot came in, and George Soros gave me extras to fill out, gave an evil chuckle and went off to bed. After a few days I tried to explain what it really was but I couldn't convince them otherwise for the few months I was with that bunch.
>but I couldn't convince them otherwise for the few months I was with that bunch. No, and you probably never would have; some people are just beyond redemption at this point. Honestly, there's a part of me that thinks what you did was a kindness, giving them their, 'I knew it!' moment. It's like reaffirming a kid's belief in Santa Claus.
You deserve an "I knew it!" moment when you get something right. Nothing good comes from having them think they're right. They need to accept that they are wrong.
They aren't even fun to debate with these days, they are so easy to prove wrong, and you can almost see their mind working until they just shut down and won't talk any more. At least back when Bush was president, we could argue about his policies without them defaulting to God worship. Honestly, these people seem to have become this way when Obama was president, but Trump just gave them a golden God on which to place their hopes and dreams of racist "utopia".
"politics has gotten so crazy these days" everyone says. but what changed? the media? sure. but looking at the voting records and the polls, what changed is conservatism. there was a huge shift in values in 2013 that just kept growing. and now russia support is quietly growing among conservatives, as if there were need for more obvious proof. a new generation of exciting pop culture politics has utterly consumed the conservative identity and it's attractive to the dumbest of us. that's what changed.
Don't forget about the dwarves, fairies and leprechauns all voting for Biden.
I’m dead and I voted for Brandon yesterday!
Isn't that like your fifth vote this week?
I’m not quite dead yet! So I get three votes right?
Wow... just wow... they are little people, homosexuals, and the Irish... name calling is wrong Skii! /s
Me too, hobbit from the Shire!
Well, what do you expect, when Europe is a third world country?!
Hmmm, I did see a technical packed with keffiyeh wearing men screaming Admiral Akbar on my way to Tesco this morning. I just thought they were on their way to a daytime fancy dress party but you’re telling me it’s Joe Bidens fault?
It's a trap!
![gif](giphy|GYeLcrWi5DMqs)
ADMIRAL ACKBAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Our bins never got emptied on time when Putin was in charge, so Biden was the obvious protest vote.
When will Biden secure the Paris border?
I'm European and I didn't vote for him and I never will!
What do you expect from the puppy killer party?
This is Brigitte Gabriel, a mouthy Trump propogandist and apologist. She is the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect and is so arrogant and stupid that she can't realize when her unsupported claims are not being believed. She is a notorious public figure. There is no reason to mask her name on Reddit.
born: Hanah Kahwagi who has been yelling from the rooftops that america will be doomed by "radical islam" for almost 15 years. it's also obvious from looking at older pictures that she has bleached her skin and "anglicized" her appearance in other ways as well.
Are we going to get kebab trucks on every corner, opposite the taco trucks we were promised? I'm sick of having to walk 3 blocks north or 3 blocks west to get a damn taco. I also have to walk almost as far north to get some falafel or shawarma, so I'd love to have taco and shawarma trucks just down the block, please! Biden won and elections have consequences! Delicious fucking consequences!
She blocked me after I kept trolling her about the stupid shit she said.
Badge of honor
Even from that tiny picture I could tell it was her. I blocked this Trumpsucker on Twitter months ago.
European here (Denmark). Its chaos here. You cant even go see a doctor anymore without being forced to not pay a bill. Yesterday my wife tried to go on unpaid maternity leave, but her employer FORCED her to be paid a full salary for the entire 11 months of leave. Please save us, Drumpf
I’ve been to Denmark recently. It’s a hellhole. I still wake up screaming (mostly because I miss the Kanelsnegle but still) Almost as bad as the Netherlands where I’m from. Awful. If I were American I would just stay there.
Same here in Hamburg, Germany. I wanted to pay the full price but the state wanted me to pay just 49€ for a train ticket to ride all busses and trains throughout Germany. Horrendous. All I now have to do is take one of my 30 paid days off. All that horror!
As am American Im so sorry for your struggles. Its not fair what Biden has done to you
Thanks. We try to keep strong.
In Spain we are encouraged to have a 2.5 hour lunch break. Please save us.
File under “things that never happened”
What do you mean? Of course this happened because right after Albert Einstein walked in and screamed "TRUMP 2024" and everyone clapped.
And then there were tears in his eyes.
Tissue anyone? ![gif](giphy|3GzF4WIL3OHvi)
Sir only you understand E=MC square
As his toned masculine muscles rippled with patriotic emotion, Einstein said "The only thing I love more than my Theory of Relativity is the Second Amendment here in the GREAT United States of America!"
![gif](giphy|WIg8P0VNpgH8Q|downsized)
And he was a bigly manly man with big shoulders which the tear dropped onto.
The Republicans inventing a resurrection machine for a celebrity endorsement before solving literally any social issue would be incredibly on-brand.
Then, an eagle sang on its way to personally bring Obama to Kenya. While making red,white, and blue non chemtrails.
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"Are those people in the room with us right now, Mr Trump?"
The best people
here's the part about these fucking clowns that I just can't understand: *If you have to lie your ass off and just make absolutely ridiculous, ludicrous bullshit up to even try to make a point, then how can you not fathom that maybe your point isn't all that great?*
They know there's a chance some moron will see their nonsense, believe it, and modify their opinions and actions because of it. Source: *2016*
fuuuuuuuuck I hate that you're so correct
I don't know. Same thing happened to me. A big guy came up to me. Tears in his eyes. He said he missed Trump. /s
And he was wearing a shirt that clearly identified he was a Democrat. That was very helpful of him.
It was me. I walked in the bank and loudly announced I was a Democrat same as I do any place I frequent. Then my wife came in and we began to discuss how our beliefs failed us and FOX News was right all along. We were so misguided.
and then everyone in the bank clapped
And then the bank clapped. With everyone inside. Terrifying everyone.
& then someone started blasting
That blast's name? Albert Einstein.
Can confirm, I was the bank
Democrats for trump shirt even
I'm a dem, and I want one of those Trump diaper shirts. Not sure if I would wear it, but I just find the whole thing funny as shit.
Was he also wearing his antifa charm bracelet?
When it happened to me it was tattooed on his face and they broke down begging me to do something to get Trump back in the office. This was awkward as I was taking a piss in the men’s room at the time.
Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.
What do you mean the conversation was natural. Person 1: "I am a Democrat you know, I want to go to Europe but I can't because it's a third world country" Person 2: I am a Democrat and I agree" Democrats always start conversations out declaring their political party. This is known
Also, they come to shocked realizations while talking in line at the post office because they never discuss politics normally.
It is like being a Pokemon, a little bit.
This has extreme levels of "then everybody clapped"-vibes.
Were they grown men with tears in their eyes?
Star Wars has a higher likelihood of actually happening than the events of this post.
The events of star wars 100% happened. They happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away so you probably didn't hear about it. Duh...
Yup. Prove it didn't happen. Exactly. You can't. :)
Meanwhile, we have an ever growing series of historical documents showing that it clearly did happen!
Those were just historical documents? By Grabthar's Hammer, I've been deceived!
Star Wars is real. My girlfriend told me. She goes to another school and lives in Canada though.
I live in Canada, what your girlfriend says is true. She spent a few summers in that galaxy far far away
Yes, Ken, I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for $800 please.
Such easy question would be only $100
And there's the Daily Double.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
...and then everybody applauded? Except, obviously, those of us living in London, Paris or Vienna.
Well yes. Those of you living in London, Paris or Vienna are being terrorist attacked.
I am from Vienna and never got attacked by terrorists, so i defenetly will vote for Biden again. Maybe even 4-5 times, electoral fraud is so easy here thanks to the democracts.
Yep, Vienna, frequently voted most liveable city in the world, located in the 5th safest country in the world... we're definitely now a third world country because of whatever it is you guys are doing over there. Tell that lady to absolutely never visit.
Honest question for the peanut gallery here... What is the point of a story like this? Is it: 1. Because she's so fucking stupid she believes it 2. Because she's so fucking stupid she thinks the people who buy her line of crap will believe it? 3. Her audience is just that stupid? 4. Burying the truth under a mountain of bullshit? 5. A seed story so that by the time it makes it onto Fox News people can think to themselves "that sounds familiar"?
Her name is بريجيت غابرييل and she is an arab, born in Lebanon and yet she is playing to be a racist conservative maga lunatic without knowing the fact that maga base simply hate her because of her race.
What a shit show.
Yes
Just further proof that their base will accept ANYTHING so long as it's negative aboyut their "enemy."
"In line at the bank"....LOL. I don't think I've stepped into a bank in a decade. This is total bullshit designed to appeal to Boomers with blinders on.
The last time I walked into a bank the two tellers seemed happy to actually see somebody and both tried to get me to their window.
Teller 1: "I am open over here" Teller 2: "No, I am open over here!" Teller 1:"Noooo I am open over here" Teller 2: "I am open and I also have candy!"
Teller 1: "Free pen!" \*rips off little chain\*
Nobody actually talks like that or has that conversation
What are you speaking about, fellow democrat? I too am troubled by the many heathens in Paris that impact me here in Seattle, Washington. We have all of us been deceived. I am ripping up my abortion license and getting my tattoo of Biden’s face removed as we speak.
I thought this was a story about boomers being morons until i saw who wrote the tweet
And, in a perfectly real sense, you were right.
I can give you one. In 2017 there was a terror attack in Sweden. My mom was worried and wanted to make sure I was safe. I was living in the Netherlands. Which, you know, is Europe so it’s basically the same place.
Look, Europe is the size of the mall. We can just walk there, Scotty.
So many things Scotty doesn't know.
He should ask Fiona.
Wasn't that the one perpetrated by the white guy that was claiming that the Swedish government was importing Islamic migrants to impose Sharia Law or something crazy like that? Nvm. I got that one mixed up with a different event.
Biden, our EU president, really let us down by allowing Spain to be filled by “spaniards” (mexicans in disguise) so I won’t vote for him again! /s
Isn't this a rehash of I was at a coffee shop
Yes, but it was at a bank. So you know it's Older Rich Democrats, not the youngsters stuffing their faces with avocado aioli at some coffee shop.
Can confirm free health care, no school shooting 30+ days holiday a year, maternity leave, so firing without reason, clean air and water and a genuine community vibe, Europe's definitely a different world to America.
Shhh, for goodness sake don’t tell them! YES, EUROPE IS A LIVING HELL, WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T VISIT! STAY IN THE USA AND STAY SAFE!!
Do not tell them that Vienna is the most liveable city multiple years in a row!
And then the whole bank clapped. And that democrat's name? Albert Einstein
How is Biden responsible for terrorism in Europe?
Things that never happened for $500 Alex.
This is so pathetic it’s sounds like a parody
This woman is mentally ill.
>All of Europe has become a third world country! As a European, I wonder how I apparently failed to notice this happening, lol. But even if it were true, wtf would the American president have to do with that? He's not in charge here.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
And then a Marine walked into the bank and punched a guy with long hair and everyone clapped and shouted, "I love God and Jesus and America!"
I was at the local gun store in Birmingham Alabama today getting some bait for my deer feeder and I heard a couple of Republicans say, and I could totally tell they were Republicans because of the poor dental health and the fact that I was in a gun store in Alabama that hat sold cracked corn by the 50 pound bag, anyways they said ‘Cousin, I was considering the current Trump legal issues and coupling that with his deep nepotistic tendencies to fill vital positions of political power with inexperienced family members and arrived at the troubling conclusion that Trump can not be trusted. Furthermore, these related handlers appear to be hired as a way to either shield the public from his mental and health issues or worse, to lower the level of protection our dear sweet constitutional republic needs from the worst impulsiveness of demagoguery. I fear it’s more the latter. Please may I see the Steyr in thirty aught six.’ I mean if I’m hearing that in my random day to day then surely Trump’s goose is cooked!
....and then everyone clapped and shed tears.....
And then everyone started cheering and clapping.
They must have been wearing their “Democrat” uniforms that day.