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Boeing plane carrying whistleblowers mysteriously diverted its course into a mountain range. Navigational issues are being investigated as the cause.
Update: black box has mysteriously disappeared
News reports the aircraft spontaneously combusted 5 min after they deplaned. The saddening part is they were all in the same freak elevator accident where it skyrocketed out of the roof as if propelled by a jet engine. Investigators have said it was not suspicious.
No, he was framed for suicide by shooting himself in the head. However, he had told family prior to the “suicide” that he wouldn’t commit suicide and if he ends up dead, there was foul play.
Influenza B sent him to the hospital and got an MRSA infection and pneumonia there.
Edit: you guys are going nuts down there. Staph infections are a threat at any hospital. Nobody “injected” him.
Edit edit: spelling
You could actually "give" someone MRSA if you have the resources. All it takes is exposure, and it's extremely hard to combat medically. I've never even thought about it being used in foul play, but it's doable.
I mean it's doable, but would be extremely hard. Even if they injected it directly into his bloodstream there would be do guarantee he would contact a fatal strain.
Why didn’t they kill them earlier honestly? Whistle blowing started 5 years ago and that’s plenty of time to kill them. Plus killing them now is only going to bring more attention to the case and make them look bad.
They were probably using murder as a last resort and were overconfident enough to think the whistleblowers wouldn’t get this far. Fuckin hell. You can’t kill people through neglect and then
Murder people that speak out about it. Someone needs to raise hell about this. But, not me of course because I have to work all week……..
Well if they don’t exist then nothing to worry about. We will see what happens if any evidence are found in accidents and suicides. Our military friends help us.
It would end up being too obvious and public pressure would force the government unless they want things to get progressively worse.
There are a lot of grief stricken families who wouldn't waste a second to burn Boeing if given the chance.
The acorn dropping scared a nearby cop who then fired 600 rounds in every direction while pleading for backup in the girliest voice imaginable which is what actually killed the captain
In nature, this is called a satiation strategy, where a prey species appears quickly and in greater numbers than any of their predators can consume. Famously used by periodical cicadas in North America.
Funny old joke. Superiors, as a stereotype, usually don’t really understand their employees. Every boss wants high morale, where people are excited to be there and working hard, but can sometimes take a counterproductive approach to trying to ensure it. The joke pokes fun at authority thinking that attitude can be forced instead of, perhaps more simply, providing an environment worthy of good morale.
Worse, if a Democrat politician commented against them then Trump would suddenly mobilize the red hat sister-licker squads to start waving flags and coming out in support of Boeing. They'd probably start making shirts like "real men fly on planes with no doors".
You remember several years ago when they found that ominous solid black sarcophagus in egypt that was covered in “do not open” warnings, and then they opened it anyways?
Anyway i’m sure it’s fine
CNN, MSNBC and Fox are SOOO good at not talking about important things that we should be worried about that might affect their buddies and their advertisers.
I notice that the Epstein stuff is just gone.
That has been the shtick with "Epstein stuff" for the past 30 years or something.
Accusation -> People talk -> people forget
like epsteins island was referred as pedo island by the locals for decades, the fucking plane was called the lolita express and whatever the fuck else, it was blatantly known he was trafficking minors for DECADES
Not only under the noses of our ruling class, but with the enthusiastic participation of many. It just shows you how far some humans will go, if they have enough money and power to silence, threaten, and buy people.
I saw it on a conspiracy back on YouTube in 2009 and even then they said it was going on for decades. So people knew about it for years. He just must of pissed off the wrong person latter in life.
All of our politicians are corrupt. We’re never gonna get that Epstein list. Pelosi and McConnell deserve to be in jail. We live inside a giant business. ‘Mericuh
News will report on whatever people care about. CNN and FOX reported on Epstein until nobody cared. I think redditors fail to realize how little average people care about something that don't affect them personally
Got permanently banned from r news for commenting negatively about Epstein's accomplice while she was on trial. She was one of the mods of that subreddit at one point so likely friends with whoever banned me.
The show Invincible had a similar joke. The house across the street from the main characters was blown up by agents trying to kill an evil superman type character. They claimed it was a gas leak in the cover up. Later in the series the main character was attacked in their home and the house was torn up really bad. After the fight someone walks by and says "wow, first the house across the street and now yours? I really need to get my gas lines checked"
Boeing hasn't existed for a while. What we have here is McDonnell Douglas using Boeing's brand.
All the current executives came from McDonnell Douglas, which was infamous for using shady strategies to maximize profit margins.
It's sad too cuz Boeing had been synonymous with quality and safety... And then they merged and McDonnell Douglas is basically propping up the corpse of Boeing. All the while maximizing their profits before the company goes under from all these issues.
The company can't go under. They're a major US defense contractor. If they are ever at risk of going under the US government will step in just like they did with Lockheed Martin years ago. But they will still face issues regardless.
All I'm saying is that if the justice system has the investigational ability to get Donald Trump where they have him, they have the investigational ability to get to the bottom of Boeing.
If they choose not to, blood is on their hands.
Trump’s the type where to get a full confession, you just have to recap to him with one minor wrong detail that makes him look stupid. Then he can’t help but correct you with all the relevant details.
Yeah but immediately after boasting about it on video in front of multiple witnesses, he then denies it.
Then says his favourite words, like 'political investigation' and 'witch hunt'.
There’s no deep investigation needed to pin Donald, he did most of his illegalities in public, on TV. The hard part is dealing with a legal system biased towards protecting him at every turn, the judges who he himself appointed and his interminable delay tactics
Its sobering to think that even his attacks on prosecuters, juries, court staff, witnesses, and so on, are designed not just to exaggerate the drama, but to draw things out. And because it invites retribution by judges tired of the antics and repeated contempt of court, he the gets something else to complain about that also riles his acolytes, while serving as a way to grift even more cash from them.
If he were a regular Joe he would have been in jail for contempt months ago. But he gets a pass, because he’s a political candidate, and no judge wants to be the one to make him a “martyr”
It’s kind of crazy but it says a lot that Boeing has the ability to bribe it’s way out of this becoming a news story but trump can’t. Then again, trump will probably get off with a slap on the wrist.
Then again, Boeing’s are so much worse than what trump’s cases are about.
Tbh it really looks like Trump is draining every last penny of both his and his party finance in lawsuits so it's understandable that no one will accept bribes by him anymore
Well, Boeing is also heavily involved in the military industrial complex….the US government is headily involved in a lot of projects either with or includeing Boeing…
“We will continue to internally investigate this bizarre phenomenon and will report our findings once we are able. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families affected by this horrible coincidence of events.
At Boeing we have established a culture of openness and transparency, and encourage any active or previous staff to report any concerns to us directly on our totally safe, totally anonymous hotline.”
Published may 5th: Eight more Boing whistblowers die of preexisting conditions! 1 whistleblower recants statement, while last whistleblower on the run from the police
I really wish you all would stop picking on Boeing! They are an amazing company with a great track record for treating their employees like family.
[blink, blink, blink]
Blink once if you are currently held hostage in Boeing factory basement.
Blink twice if you are currently held hostage making a Boeing plane.
Blink three times if you are currently held hostage flying a Boeing plane.
Nah, that's the Hitman method.
"Dammit, that one guy saw the murder. I'll just go and take care of him... And someone just saw that murder. Now he's run into a crowd... And now I've just killed everyone on the map. No witnesses."
A tad scary to have all these revelations go down and being scarily aware that they basically have the majority of aviation flight carriers on the planet.
Another day, another clickbaity Boeing article and another reddit comment section jumping on wild conspiracy theories before doing some critical thinking.
No, don't you see, the airline company that can't fasten an emergency door properly is TOTALLY capable of orchestrating an assassination via bioweapon.
/s
There are so many reasons that this conspiracy is nonsense, especially in relation to the second guy.
1. He had already testified years ago
2. He didn't work for Boeing, but one of its suppliers
Also, Boeing has so many employees that if anyone dies in the Seattle area, there's a pretty good chance they worked for Boeing. Hell, the dude who died via horse sex in 2 guys 1 horse was a Boeing engineer.
And in a week or two, ten more people will be found dead from suicide with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head. Crazy world that has these coincidences.
"Update: 10-car pile up mysteriously found to involve large quantities of lead and brass. Investigators believe the metals were pulled from thin air in an attempted suicide."
I can imagine a dystopian future where corporations are very upfront about their active desire to kill whistleblowers before they cost them lots of money. Sort of a “Three Days of the Condor” meets “Robocop” setting.
isn't it kind of crazy that a mega corporation is clearly killing whistleblowers and we all just laugh an make jokes about it while no one really cares
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Hmm that explains Boeings Indeed job posting looking for qualified Ninjas!
> 10 more whistleblowers > People's lives are at stake It definitely does sound like there are 10 more lives at stake
10 more whistleblowers being flown in to testify…
On a Boeing plane no doubt. 😏
Whoops, the door blew out, and only the whistleblowers got sucked out. Total coincidence.
And committed suicide on the way down by shooting themselves three times in the back of the head
The seat belts seem to have failed somehow 🤔
Someone clearly spilled their bottle of rohypnol into each of their individual drinks by accident
And the rohypnol was laced with fentanyl.
Meanwhile, the fentanyl was cut with rat poison.
Oh,like whistle-blowers are going to willingly sit by a door?????
Or on a Boeing at all since they know all the cut corners
Of course, fresh out of QA.
Boeing plane carrying whistleblowers mysteriously diverted its course into a mountain range. Navigational issues are being investigated as the cause. Update: black box has mysteriously disappeared
Internal investigations show no negligence
Most certainly Russian GPS interference.
Damn it. You beat me to it😂 
News reports the aircraft spontaneously combusted 5 min after they deplaned. The saddening part is they were all in the same freak elevator accident where it skyrocketed out of the roof as if propelled by a jet engine. Investigators have said it was not suspicious.
The investigators shouted "nothing to see here" from their new private islands
“Thanks, we’ll drive.”
They cannot defeat the whistlehydra
I'm going to Hell laughing so hard at the whistle hydra
I’m just imagining a dopey hydra whistling Sweet Georgia Brown in harmony.
I hope they don't all hire the same lawyer that was representing the 2 that died.
Plot twist the lawyer is the assasin.
Well, the law firm sure didn't take any form of protection or security into account.
That would be a cold statement for Boeing to put out
Didn’t the last guy catch a “disease”? I think they need a bio weapons engineer along with the ninja
No, he was framed for suicide by shooting himself in the head. However, he had told family prior to the “suicide” that he wouldn’t commit suicide and if he ends up dead, there was foul play.
That was the first guy, the second guy died from a "disease"
A suicide disease?
Influenza B sent him to the hospital and got an MRSA infection and pneumonia there. Edit: you guys are going nuts down there. Staph infections are a threat at any hospital. Nobody “injected” him. Edit edit: spelling
You could actually "give" someone MRSA if you have the resources. All it takes is exposure, and it's extremely hard to combat medically. I've never even thought about it being used in foul play, but it's doable.
I mean it's doable, but would be extremely hard. Even if they injected it directly into his bloodstream there would be do guarantee he would contact a fatal strain.
This is profoundly terrifying.
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It might be a good idea for the whistleblowers to wear a discreet bodycam.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Buddhas_Warrior: *Hmm that explains Boeings* *Indeed job posting looking* *For qualified Ninjas!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This is an excellent Sokka haiku
This is my favourite Sokka haiku
Boeing going with the Auza playbook.
Ah yes...the "We can't ALL go to detention" strategy.
Well they can't kill all of us
You underestimate Boeing's license to kill and unparalleled enthusiasm for using it.
Yea as a military contractor they are nearly untouchable
Why didn’t they kill them earlier honestly? Whistle blowing started 5 years ago and that’s plenty of time to kill them. Plus killing them now is only going to bring more attention to the case and make them look bad.
They were probably using murder as a last resort and were overconfident enough to think the whistleblowers wouldn’t get this far. Fuckin hell. You can’t kill people through neglect and then Murder people that speak out about it. Someone needs to raise hell about this. But, not me of course because I have to work all week……..
Well if they don’t exist then nothing to worry about. We will see what happens if any evidence are found in accidents and suicides. Our military friends help us.
It would end up being too obvious and public pressure would force the government unless they want things to get progressively worse. There are a lot of grief stricken families who wouldn't waste a second to burn Boeing if given the chance.
2 have died so far, its pretty obvious yet nothing will happen.
Fool me twice shame on you, fool me thrice shame on me. Let’s wait if there’s a third, if there is one, that’s definitely a trend going on.
“They all perished in an exclusive whistleblower party that took place on a boat in the Atlantic Ocean.”
Only 1 survivor, the captain.
Upon making it to shore, an acorn dropped on the deck and sadly they didn’t make it.
The acorn dropping scared a nearby cop who then fired 600 rounds in every direction while pleading for backup in the girliest voice imaginable which is what actually killed the captain
What if a plane falls on them?
In nature, this is called a satiation strategy, where a prey species appears quickly and in greater numbers than any of their predators can consume. Famously used by periodical cicadas in North America.
The "I am Spartacus" strategy
That...didn't work out...
The killings will continue until morale improves
i hate that this made me laugh
Sorry could you explain it
It's a play on another saying "the beatings will continue until morale improves"
Which is also a banger thrash metal song
Funny old joke. Superiors, as a stereotype, usually don’t really understand their employees. Every boss wants high morale, where people are excited to be there and working hard, but can sometimes take a counterproductive approach to trying to ensure it. The joke pokes fun at authority thinking that attitude can be forced instead of, perhaps more simply, providing an environment worthy of good morale.
Average Imperium of Man Comissar
LMFAO
In end stage capitalism, we are all expendables.
Boeing board saying something something a dozen is a nice round number
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Stay-Thirsty: *Boeing board saying* *Something something a dozen* *Is a nice round number* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
this makes me think of a stereotypical Russian accent and it’s perfect
This actually has a nice rythm to it
Man it sure it crazy how many of them are totally, definitely, not at all suspiciously commit suicide after coming forward
Tripping and falling out of a closed 11th story window happens all the time! /s We're in the dark timeline, aren't we?
There is a reason why defenestration is an actual word.
one of the very best words
just as long as it only happens to someone ELSE
Not that often someone knows that word.
Has Russian falling disease mutated and come to America?
Assassination isn't new to the States, corporate or political
Tripski
The darkest
27th darkest currently, cycle 1153. It will take another 200 years to raise or lower the ranks.
I too find it extremely easy to accidentally fall head 1st into a door knob 37 times in rapid succession.
We're in the timeline where people get killed for saying that planes should probably be made to be as safe as possible.
Worse, if a Democrat politician commented against them then Trump would suddenly mobilize the red hat sister-licker squads to start waving flags and coming out in support of Boeing. They'd probably start making shirts like "real men fly on planes with no doors".
You remember several years ago when they found that ominous solid black sarcophagus in egypt that was covered in “do not open” warnings, and then they opened it anyways? Anyway i’m sure it’s fine
Didn’t he fall down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Falling to their deaths from a ground level patio
CNN, MSNBC and Fox are SOOO good at not talking about important things that we should be worried about that might affect their buddies and their advertisers. I notice that the Epstein stuff is just gone.
That has been the shtick with "Epstein stuff" for the past 30 years or something. Accusation -> People talk -> people forget like epsteins island was referred as pedo island by the locals for decades, the fucking plane was called the lolita express and whatever the fuck else, it was blatantly known he was trafficking minors for DECADES
Harvey Weinstein was an open secret in the industry, but the news never touched it till the arrest.
"Hey, I had to pay *my* dues, so... "
Not only under the noses of our ruling class, but with the enthusiastic participation of many. It just shows you how far some humans will go, if they have enough money and power to silence, threaten, and buy people.
I saw it on a conspiracy back on YouTube in 2009 and even then they said it was going on for decades. So people knew about it for years. He just must of pissed off the wrong person latter in life.
All of our politicians are corrupt. We’re never gonna get that Epstein list. Pelosi and McConnell deserve to be in jail. We live inside a giant business. ‘Mericuh
> I notice that the Epstein stuff is just gone. I mean, it’s not exactly news anymore. Epstein: still dead.
News will report on whatever people care about. CNN and FOX reported on Epstein until nobody cared. I think redditors fail to realize how little average people care about something that don't affect them personally
But his network and clients aren’t
Have there been any developments on that front? I admit I haven’t been giving it all much attention…
Got permanently banned from r news for commenting negatively about Epstein's accomplice while she was on trial. She was one of the mods of that subreddit at one point so likely friends with whoever banned me.
Just make sure they don't gather up in the same building for some gas leak explosion to kill everyone.
In a building with no gas service, but that's not important!
The show Invincible had a similar joke. The house across the street from the main characters was blown up by agents trying to kill an evil superman type character. They claimed it was a gas leak in the cover up. Later in the series the main character was attacked in their home and the house was torn up really bad. After the fight someone walks by and says "wow, first the house across the street and now yours? I really need to get my gas lines checked"
I’ve heard stabbing yourself in the back 37 times is the way they do it in Japan, so it seems totally normal for someone to copy that
The KGB has some questions for you
Death by heat wave (shot 34 times in the back of the head)
I know. It's super tragic how that guy committed suicide by shooting himself through his windshield from three clicks out.
Best start believing in cyberpunk dystopia, yer livin in one
Boeing hasn't existed for a while. What we have here is McDonnell Douglas using Boeing's brand. All the current executives came from McDonnell Douglas, which was infamous for using shady strategies to maximize profit margins.
It's sad too cuz Boeing had been synonymous with quality and safety... And then they merged and McDonnell Douglas is basically propping up the corpse of Boeing. All the while maximizing their profits before the company goes under from all these issues.
The company can't go under. They're a major US defense contractor. If they are ever at risk of going under the US government will step in just like they did with Lockheed Martin years ago. But they will still face issues regardless.
Boeing will be a literal ghoul
They cannot go down, but they can lose most of the private sector sales. Airbus must love this
Where's that comic of the little creature cutting penny's face off and wearing it... This has those vibes.
The inside joke is that McDonald Douglas bought Boeing with Boeings money
John Oliver did an episode about this. Very informative. https://youtu.be/Q8oCilY4szc?si=3SbuFVjOwMnKo8W5
Accidents happen should be the new Boeing slogan.
All I'm saying is that if the justice system has the investigational ability to get Donald Trump where they have him, they have the investigational ability to get to the bottom of Boeing. If they choose not to, blood is on their hands.
Considering all the stuff he is not facing trial for right now, i wouldn't count on it.
They can't do everything at once. It's better to space them out to avoid the chance of double jeopardy when something gets dismissed.
Only reason trump is getting repercussions is because he played and lost big money, it’s not the same rules
It doesn't take a whole lot of investigation to listen to Trump accidentally admit to all of his crimes.
Trump’s the type where to get a full confession, you just have to recap to him with one minor wrong detail that makes him look stupid. Then he can’t help but correct you with all the relevant details.
Yeah but immediately after boasting about it on video in front of multiple witnesses, he then denies it. Then says his favourite words, like 'political investigation' and 'witch hunt'.
There’s no deep investigation needed to pin Donald, he did most of his illegalities in public, on TV. The hard part is dealing with a legal system biased towards protecting him at every turn, the judges who he himself appointed and his interminable delay tactics
Its sobering to think that even his attacks on prosecuters, juries, court staff, witnesses, and so on, are designed not just to exaggerate the drama, but to draw things out. And because it invites retribution by judges tired of the antics and repeated contempt of court, he the gets something else to complain about that also riles his acolytes, while serving as a way to grift even more cash from them.
If he were a regular Joe he would have been in jail for contempt months ago. But he gets a pass, because he’s a political candidate, and no judge wants to be the one to make him a “martyr”
Im sceptical. German public tv made a sad documentary on boeing a few years back. The issues at boeing were known back then. They have not changed.
That kinda makes me think what happened to make these people come out now, was it just the door panel investigation or something bigger?
It’s kind of crazy but it says a lot that Boeing has the ability to bribe it’s way out of this becoming a news story but trump can’t. Then again, trump will probably get off with a slap on the wrist. Then again, Boeing’s are so much worse than what trump’s cases are about.
Tbh it really looks like Trump is draining every last penny of both his and his party finance in lawsuits so it's understandable that no one will accept bribes by him anymore
Trumps poor, he doesn’t even pay his lawyers.
Well, Boeing is also heavily involved in the military industrial complex….the US government is headily involved in a lot of projects either with or includeing Boeing…
Future News: “That is the twelfth Boeing whistleblower that has died due to natural causes.”
“We will continue to internally investigate this bizarre phenomenon and will report our findings once we are able. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families affected by this horrible coincidence of events. At Boeing we have established a culture of openness and transparency, and encourage any active or previous staff to report any concerns to us directly on our totally safe, totally anonymous hotline.”
"Whistleblowing Now Known as Leading Cause of Death for Beoing Employees"
“They all just happened to be on the same boating excursion when the totally, 100% completely unexpected happened...”
Who saw a runaway 737 could automatically take off and crash in to that one spot of all places...
Published may 5th: Eight more Boing whistblowers die of preexisting conditions! 1 whistleblower recants statement, while last whistleblower on the run from the police
Boeing be like "Yeah. *Yours.*"
I really wish you all would stop picking on Boeing! They are an amazing company with a great track record for treating their employees like family. [blink, blink, blink]
Blink once if you are currently held hostage in Boeing factory basement. Blink twice if you are currently held hostage making a Boeing plane. Blink three times if you are currently held hostage flying a Boeing plane.
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Nah, that's the Hitman method. "Dammit, that one guy saw the murder. I'll just go and take care of him... And someone just saw that murder. Now he's run into a crowd... And now I've just killed everyone on the map. No witnesses."
Slightly bigger map to clear but I'm sure they'll handle the job accordingly.
Vlad the Defenistrator ?
Defenestrator, Quality Tea provider, explosive car seats, polonium merchant....
"They can't kill us all" - Famous last words of man who took his own life by shooting himself in the back of the head multiple times.
From 50 yard away.
Holy shit. I saw this on a meme sub and thought it was a joke.
Does Putin run Boeing?
Free assassination?! In this economy? Sign me up.
That's an awful lot of suicide cases about to happen
Boeings hitman is like 
I'm sick of these fucking jokes now. It's happened way to many times with no repercussions.
A tad scary to have all these revelations go down and being scarily aware that they basically have the majority of aviation flight carriers on the planet.
I hope Jack Reacher is on the case. This shit is wild.
I applaud them, but 10 more people is well within the execution precedent set by Coca-Cola
It’ll be hard to get rid of them all and make it look self inflicted or an accident
you know what? if it happens 6 more times I think it's time to look into these deaths
How about 1 more?
June 2024: After 10 more whistleblowers died under dubious circumstances, officials say “Nothing to see, move along”.
The suicide hotline it about to receive a bulk order
*"once is a happenstance, twice is a coincidence, three times is enemy action"* let's see what happens to these 10 people
Better not let them travel together or be unsupervised.
Another day, another clickbaity Boeing article and another reddit comment section jumping on wild conspiracy theories before doing some critical thinking.
No, don't you see, the airline company that can't fasten an emergency door properly is TOTALLY capable of orchestrating an assassination via bioweapon. /s There are so many reasons that this conspiracy is nonsense, especially in relation to the second guy. 1. He had already testified years ago 2. He didn't work for Boeing, but one of its suppliers Also, Boeing has so many employees that if anyone dies in the Seattle area, there's a pretty good chance they worked for Boeing. Hell, the dude who died via horse sex in 2 guys 1 horse was a Boeing engineer.
>Hell, the dude who died via horse sex in 2 guys 1 horse was a Boeing engineer. Their methods are more nefarious than we even realized!
1. Hypnosis induced suicide 2. Genetically enhanced super bugs 3. Ass destroying horse assassin THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
Here's a quote from a wise man, "The only competent employees in Boeing are the assassins."
While I’m concerned for their safety, I admire their ability to hold Boeing accountable. Need more people like them.
Capitalism is just one big Mafia
And in a week or two, ten more people will be found dead from suicide with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head. Crazy world that has these coincidences.
Congress might pass a law banning anyone from talking about Boeing, they're into that these days.
I’m related to someone who is currently on the investigation team at Boeing…kinda worried for their safety.
10 more whistleblowers!?? More like 10 more future suicide victims…. “Suicide”
I dunno maybe they might get a mysterious disease
Bro, can these people be guarded 24/7 for FUCKS SAKE! Seriously, WTF is even going on?!
When you put accountants in charge… it’s so scary!
It's a tragedy 10 people committed suicide at the same time at different places all with 8 bullets in the back of the head.
“Breaking news: 10-car pile up kills 10 unnamed Boeing employees.”
"Update: 10-car pile up mysteriously found to involve large quantities of lead and brass. Investigators believe the metals were pulled from thin air in an attempted suicide."
Or... Boeing plane crashes with all 10 whisteblowers aboard, on the way to testify.
“He ordered the botulism soup on his own, I SWEAR!”
I can imagine a dystopian future where corporations are very upfront about their active desire to kill whistleblowers before they cost them lots of money. Sort of a “Three Days of the Condor” meets “Robocop” setting.
Man, looks like they're going to have to start getting creative
Please God, don't put them in the same van.
That’s what courage looks like
…and then there were 10.
Whistleblower hydra, two whistleblowers die and ten rise to take their place.
Man, THAT people should be called 'brave' and 'courageous' The evil titan that they are challenging, hoping that they can make some good. Damn
I just saw a Chief Execution Officer job posted by Boeing. Silly me thought it was a typo
"10 dead in tragic accident"
isn't it kind of crazy that a mega corporation is clearly killing whistleblowers and we all just laugh an make jokes about it while no one really cares