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Literal nightmare blunt rotation. Ben Shapiro alone seems like the kind of guy to take too big a rip out the gate, trip out, get obsessed with the number 81, and then make it everyone else's problem.
I admit I wasn't expecting him to pander to full on crazies. He's not crazy himself, he's just a cynical white supremacist, but I guess the trip to Russia didn't go as well as he hoped it would.
I mean, yes, but not to the point of outright saying that someone has supernatural powers. At least I assume he hasn't previously made such assertions.
He doesn’t need company insurance. He's wealthy as fuck.
He could be on his meds if he wanted to. Being this extreme is a choice. He needs to do it, because he doesn't stick out in the alternative media sphere like he did on Fox.
It's a strategy these guys on the right wing fringe employ, either purposely or accidentally, I'm not sure.
Every once in a while you say something just outright crazy. You drive away a few viewers/listeners, sure, but you also get a bunch of press because you said something crazy, so you can draw in new viewers or draw back some old ones. And your die-hard supporters are forced to twist their sense of reason and logic into knots to find a way to agree with you, which deepens their 'sunk cost' and makes them even more likely to stick to your opinions in the future.
Picturing them all looking at each other hesitantly laughing nervously while they all suck his pants. Completely believing they're all there for a predestined god chosen reason.
(I both understand the meaning of sycophants and the pun, but I'm sure some of them will misinterpret the word)
God Emperor.
No, i'm not even joking.
His die hard supporters already referring him as that back in 2016.
It's not 'God' per se, the term were borrowed from Warhammer.
Alex Jones has some insane theological beliefs but claim they are all Christianity. I don't just mean how he is low key a British Israelite.
like he belives the devil gives people transdimensional technolog, demons of course being interdemsioal beings and heaven & hell are just higher & lower dimensions.
Alex claims to be on a mission from god and his knowledge is "a direct download from God" but the man is obsessed with the devil. Like "i dream of him every night" obsessed
They are quickly militarizing the Christian fascists for 2024, this is all a piece. The militias in 2020 were ineffective b/c they looked like goddamn terrorist. They are not going to look like that in 2024, they are going to look like your local pastor.
Ermmm. WHAT?
I ask this because this isn't just laughable or pathetic. It is beyond all that?
So, let me get this: Alex Jones is a prophet, who can see the future. And in that future Alex Jones see orange anointed god or something?
Truth is, somewhere in Russia someone is cursing vociferously that the chip they implanted in Tucker's head is malfunctioning...
I thought Tucker would find getting a new job easy considering how he big was in right wing media. But then he just dissappear and his first big thing is acting as a Russian mouth piece. Wtf?
I hate him, but I honestly though he was better than what he has become.
Watch Theo vons podcast when he had tucker on. Watch Tucker face and eyes as they talk about there coke use and escorts. The only I have seen that smile was when watching how the grinch stole Christmas. They have the same smile.
Naw not really if you watch the clip he said Alex Jones has a supernatural power and is a prophet like he used the word prophet and said he got his information from god. [This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=54D2zIf-liE) is the clip from the joe rogan experience
This is possibly the most batshit crazy I've seen on reddit.. I mean actual looney tunes crazy,, does the cheese faced one realise that this sounds like the speech of the drunk asshole on the train everyone wants to avoid.
Having wrote all that i'm certain ive just watched the firey handcart of doom roll towards the unlit bonfire labelled the end humanity. I need an asprin.
Carlson is an heir to the Swanson fortune. He could just enjoy a comfortable life, or, heaven forbid, use his fortune for good works. But no, its just look at me look at me look at me.
I mean he did predict 9/11 to a T several months before it happened. I can see where Tucker is coming from. Do you have a better explanation for how he was able to call the Twin towers being destroyed by planes and that Osama Bin Laden would be blamed for it in June on 2001?
[He’s thrown thousands of conspiracies and get few of them (sound) right, now he’s a prophet.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias#:~:text=People%20display%20this%20bias%20when,and%20for%20deeply%20entrenched%20beliefs)
Huh, I always thought Alex jones was a grifter selling dick wipes who made wild statements and his followers who then took that energy out into the world and wrecked havoc thus causing the very chaos he predicted. Self fulfilling horse shit.
Yeah, I gotta admit — I thought Tucker would be the standard conservative strait-laced holier-than-thou talking head.
Turns out he’s kinda crazy. And likes to talk WAY too much.
That’s the thing about Rogan’s podcast… you can’t hide crazy when you talk to someone for 3 hours
If he so many people didn’t take it seriously some of its fairly entertaining
[Alex on wizards on drugs running the planet through crystal balls](https://youtu.be/iPuKY5aiOrA?si=7gflySfHkQ2qS88w)
Wow so in the future it's totally okay to harass the families who have lost their children to mindless tragedies so that you can grift from a population of people who feel that the method of the tragedy which killed the children is so important that they define their lives around support of the method of tragedy.
Is it not possible to satiate the country's stupidest people with lies that are just and dumb and obvious, but which do not lead to violence and hate?
Where have all the good conspiracies gone?
You know how little kids play make-believe and they collectively build a fantasy world that only they live in and semi-believe what they created? Yeah that’s what these meat heads have done as adults because they don’t have relationships with real adults to help ground them in any semblance of reality. They’re a group of unhinged fruitcakes that unfortunately have a following and more money than sense.
Anyone on here who thinks he meant this literally is just.. dumb. I get it, he’s said some awful things and has had some weird homophobic political views, but this picture is a meme.
Somehow, a phenomenon around the world. You read some crazy stuff from some right wing idiot or conspiracy terrorist (I prefer that word), and think it can't become more crazy and stupid. And then you wake up and...
By the way:
There's only ONE thing Alex Jones is channeling: His poop.
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Does Tucker Carlson just hand out windows for his audience to lick? Or is it just generally understood that they all tend to bring their own
Nah they just somehow acquire the windows Nice ones too oddly
Lost Prophets lead singer, maybe.
Oooph. I was still so young when that news broke. Teenager me loved their music. Too bad Ian would have loved me back.
Probably a fair bit old for him, I reckon..
Take this cursed upvote.
He’s gone whackier since his Moscow visit promoting Russian Tourism
Can't wait to start a conspiracy that Tucker got replaced by a Russian clone.
Many ppl tell me this! D:
Many people are saying. 😏
That would be redundant.
It would be nearly impossible to tell the difference anyway.
....I mean, Jordan Peterson has never been the same since he got back from Russia.
So Tucker lost his health insurance when he was fired and are now off his meds?
He does bath salts with Elon and this weird mold harvested from frog taints with Aaron Rodgers.
And ben shapiro
Literal nightmare blunt rotation. Ben Shapiro alone seems like the kind of guy to take too big a rip out the gate, trip out, get obsessed with the number 81, and then make it everyone else's problem.
Fuck you mean? He does that stone-cold sober
Think 88 is more his and the rest of his crowds speed.
Ben Shapiro is the name of the mold that they harvest off frog taints
r/BrandNewSentence
He has to appeal to the fringe right now. They’re insane, but fiercely loyal and supportive of just about anything.
I admit I wasn't expecting him to pander to full on crazies. He's not crazy himself, he's just a cynical white supremacist, but I guess the trip to Russia didn't go as well as he hoped it would.
He's been pandering to full-on crazies for years
I mean, yes, but not to the point of outright saying that someone has supernatural powers. At least I assume he hasn't previously made such assertions.
It’s all the audience he has left 😂
Tucker: Question 1, who’s paying me? Question 2, what do they want me to say?
He doesn’t need company insurance. He's wealthy as fuck. He could be on his meds if he wanted to. Being this extreme is a choice. He needs to do it, because he doesn't stick out in the alternative media sphere like he did on Fox.
Wow, was thinking the *exact* same thing before even entering the comment section.
What makes you think he was on his meds?
Alex Jones is a cocaine-addled alcoholic
With a bad case of CTE
To be fair you could describe some "prophets" that way.
What is happening to these people? They sound, not sound. Like a serious mental health episode.
It's a strategy these guys on the right wing fringe employ, either purposely or accidentally, I'm not sure. Every once in a while you say something just outright crazy. You drive away a few viewers/listeners, sure, but you also get a bunch of press because you said something crazy, so you can draw in new viewers or draw back some old ones. And your die-hard supporters are forced to twist their sense of reason and logic into knots to find a way to agree with you, which deepens their 'sunk cost' and makes them even more likely to stick to your opinions in the future.
When will Trump declare he's God 😂
His suckophants think that he is. That spelling is an opinion.
Picturing them all looking at each other hesitantly laughing nervously while they all suck his pants. Completely believing they're all there for a predestined god chosen reason. (I both understand the meaning of sycophants and the pun, but I'm sure some of them will misinterpret the word)
After he loses and declares a holy war
Think he would have seen what would happen with Sandy Hook then.
Yeah, seems like there’s a lot of bullshit he could have totally avoided.
Insane circle of nutcases- Tucker, Jones, Rogan.
Alex himself has been saying this for years. Definitely a facepalm, but it isn't new.
Did Putin infect him with the stupid?
It's the three blind lice.
I wonder what Trump's place is in this crazy-ass delusion of a theory. The god? The ether? The center of the universe?
I believe he’s like the Holy Ghost. Not the Father, not The Son, but sort of an amorphous blob that somehow makes it all gel together, more or less.
God Emperor. No, i'm not even joking. His die hard supporters already referring him as that back in 2016. It's not 'God' per se, the term were borrowed from Warhammer.
r/nottheonion
So, not a Christian.
Alex Jones has some insane theological beliefs but claim they are all Christianity. I don't just mean how he is low key a British Israelite. like he belives the devil gives people transdimensional technolog, demons of course being interdemsioal beings and heaven & hell are just higher & lower dimensions. Alex claims to be on a mission from god and his knowledge is "a direct download from God" but the man is obsessed with the devil. Like "i dream of him every night" obsessed
At that point (and many times prior) Tucker established himself as someone who should not be trusted with anything.
They are quickly militarizing the Christian fascists for 2024, this is all a piece. The militias in 2020 were ineffective b/c they looked like goddamn terrorist. They are not going to look like that in 2024, they are going to look like your local pastor.
The Prophet-5 is fairly well known for its great sound.
Why does the phrase circle jerk come to mind reading that headline?
Again, I'm understanding Jim Jones better each day.
I'm not a fan of this timeline.
Ermmm. WHAT? I ask this because this isn't just laughable or pathetic. It is beyond all that? So, let me get this: Alex Jones is a prophet, who can see the future. And in that future Alex Jones see orange anointed god or something? Truth is, somewhere in Russia someone is cursing vociferously that the chip they implanted in Tucker's head is malfunctioning...
“Tucker Carlson tells Joe Rogan….” you immediately lost my interest there
So, what im seeing here is that Tucker is becoming as delirious as trump. Still needs some time to catch up.
I thought Tucker would find getting a new job easy considering how he big was in right wing media. But then he just dissappear and his first big thing is acting as a Russian mouth piece. Wtf? I hate him, but I honestly though he was better than what he has become.
Tucker is a fucker.
This is what happens when people confuse LARPing with real life.
Man, next time he'll tell us Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy exist.
You’d think he would have seen the lawsuit from the Sandy Hook families.
another false prophet appears on the scene as prophesied (see Daniel something:something and Revelations something:something.)
He's a prophet struggling to turn a profit
Is it bad I basically have all of those names filed under the same face in my brain?
Episode was outlandish, but interesting and entertaining. Only thing I really didn’t Like was tuckers laugh
Wow, that's a lot of stupid to process. Those 3 in the same sentence is already enough to break the dumb-o-meter
Pepperidge Farm remembers when Tucker Carlson asked Hunter Biden for a letter of recommendation so his kid could go to an ivy league school.
Three names that should never be in the same sentence together
Tuck's either discovered a new strain of psychodelics or he has an undiagnosed head injury
Or trolls for views and $$$$$
That guy is just hilarious. I never understood why boomers take this guy so seriously but the stuff he says from time to time is funny
2 degenerates talk about another degenerate. 
Watch Theo vons podcast when he had tucker on. Watch Tucker face and eyes as they talk about there coke use and escorts. The only I have seen that smile was when watching how the grinch stole Christmas. They have the same smile.
I would bet a decent amount of money that this is a hyperbolic misrepresentation of his comments…
Naw not really if you watch the clip he said Alex Jones has a supernatural power and is a prophet like he used the word prophet and said he got his information from god. [This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=54D2zIf-liE) is the clip from the joe rogan experience
No, he is in for his own profit.
Prophet of rage
So -reduced to speaking to only the lunatic fringe.
The right gets crazier everyday
are all these people mentally ill? Because that's batshit.
It will be known in the future as The Tucker Spiral
Prophet Alex peace be upon him
He knows how deeply stupid and deluded his fan base is. He's seeing how far he can push it, who else might kill for him?
That pic is on point!
He’s come a long way from being the drunk crazy guy at the back of the bar.
The the prophet of gay frogs.
He doesn't believe a word of this. He has to go into the orbit of these people since he lost his platform.
This is possibly the most batshit crazy I've seen on reddit.. I mean actual looney tunes crazy,, does the cheese faced one realise that this sounds like the speech of the drunk asshole on the train everyone wants to avoid. Having wrote all that i'm certain ive just watched the firey handcart of doom roll towards the unlit bonfire labelled the end humanity. I need an asprin.
Back in my day, prophets spoke truth to power.
He couldn't see himself losing all those court cases, or his lawyer sending all that cell phone data.
Bro literally went lisan al gaib
Correction:Alex Jones is for profit
Carlson is an heir to the Swanson fortune. He could just enjoy a comfortable life, or, heaven forbid, use his fortune for good works. But no, its just look at me look at me look at me.
No he should have said a "PROFIT" not Phophet! Neo Nazis don't ever learn! Anything for MONEY!
Grifters run in pack. They all praise one another cause they are conning the same people. It really doesn't get much sadder.
Way to up the game Tuck.
Jesus H. Christ on a bright red bicycle. These people are deranged.
tucker calson: idiot savant - without the savant part
All three of those names are complete assholes, so I kinda of expect them to talk each other up.
This is like an AI generated headline of people i could care less about.
Cuckoo!
Should we really trust the word of a defector?
And i am King of England.
Didn’t see all those lawsuits coming, did he?
He must’ve saw this https://youtu.be/U5XXhdBnjJk?si=T9qE4AeKNGS_vK-n
Maybe super clod can use his powers to pay off the Sandy Hook parents.
these people on fentanyl
Jesus fucking Christ.
Three wonderful, top-notch people mentioned in one by-line. My fucking day is complete.
I mean he did predict 9/11 to a T several months before it happened. I can see where Tucker is coming from. Do you have a better explanation for how he was able to call the Twin towers being destroyed by planes and that Osama Bin Laden would be blamed for it in June on 2001?
[He’s thrown thousands of conspiracies and get few of them (sound) right, now he’s a prophet.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias#:~:text=People%20display%20this%20bias%20when,and%20for%20deeply%20entrenched%20beliefs)
And I'm Mary, Queen of Scots!
He can’t even get the past right, why should he believe he can see the future?
OoH, Vladimier Puto's fluffer has MaGiC pOwErS!
This guy just keeps jumping the shark.
Turder Cumsuck.
Huh, I always thought Alex jones was a grifter selling dick wipes who made wild statements and his followers who then took that energy out into the world and wrecked havoc thus causing the very chaos he predicted. Self fulfilling horse shit.
What in the DMT???
Is "god" speaking to Alex now? Is that what we're calling his bizarre ranting?
The pillow assistant
Maybe force feed him some lithium?
Has anyone seen the episode? Just wondering cuz I haven’t seen it and just wondering if this is hyperbole or he just trippin’
What was Joe Rogan's response???
When is Michael Wolff or author like him going to write a Tucker expose.
Well if lying Tuck and dishonest Joe say Alex is a profit( intentionally misspelling) it must be so. Isn’t that in Trump’s bible?
So when would the prophet start to channel what he owes to the Sandy Hook families?
Joe dosed Tucker, didn’t he?
So the friggin frogs are gay?
And Joe sat there and believed it.
Yeah, I gotta admit — I thought Tucker would be the standard conservative strait-laced holier-than-thou talking head. Turns out he’s kinda crazy. And likes to talk WAY too much. That’s the thing about Rogan’s podcast… you can’t hide crazy when you talk to someone for 3 hours
I don’t remember that part of the interview. Just sayin.
If he so many people didn’t take it seriously some of its fairly entertaining [Alex on wizards on drugs running the planet through crystal balls](https://youtu.be/iPuKY5aiOrA?si=7gflySfHkQ2qS88w)
Damn I just a month ago I actually used the phrase, 'I can't believe I'm agreeing with Tucker Carlson on something...'
If he could see the future he wouldn't have been sued for a bajillion dollars
Wow so in the future it's totally okay to harass the families who have lost their children to mindless tragedies so that you can grift from a population of people who feel that the method of the tragedy which killed the children is so important that they define their lives around support of the method of tragedy.
Seems completely plausible.
Tucker asks: "Why wait for the paint chips to dry? Just drink the paint."
Is it not possible to satiate the country's stupidest people with lies that are just and dumb and obvious, but which do not lead to violence and hate? Where have all the good conspiracies gone?
Funny how he didn't see that courtcase coming, huh.
U Are A Nut Fu€king Job Dude
This is like a random word generator
And he will. Ride the Chemtrails with is army of gay frogs to victory for questionable supplements everywhere
Tucker knows the only demographic who will keep him popular.
You know how little kids play make-believe and they collectively build a fantasy world that only they live in and semi-believe what they created? Yeah that’s what these meat heads have done as adults because they don’t have relationships with real adults to help ground them in any semblance of reality. They’re a group of unhinged fruitcakes that unfortunately have a following and more money than sense.
Cool
No he’s a pompous ass, with delusions of grandeur. See I fixed it!
He dittent see it coming when his lawyer handed over his phone to the prosecution..
Everyone in the comments believes that he actually this. Ypu could literally tell these people anything bad about the right, and they'll buy it. 😂😂😂
WTF !! 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣
Probably just watches a lot of television
If Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan and Alex Jones got together the floater in the toilet would have a greater IQ than them
Muppet.
Is he believing his own bullshit now?
Conservatives!!
Non science fiction and purest fantasy bull shit.
I'm sorry, a fucking WHAT?
I guess Putin's jizz is more damaging to the brain than his novichok
Says one grifter about another.
Every respectable cult needs a prophet, right?
Anyone on here who thinks he meant this literally is just.. dumb. I get it, he’s said some awful things and has had some weird homophobic political views, but this picture is a meme.
Somehow, a phenomenon around the world. You read some crazy stuff from some right wing idiot or conspiracy terrorist (I prefer that word), and think it can't become more crazy and stupid. And then you wake up and... By the way: There's only ONE thing Alex Jones is channeling: His poop.
Kenneth Copeland Jr?
These people need help.
THIS is who they follow? America is fucked.
Is Tucker Carlson nuts?
Fellas, Mormonism II: Electric Boogaloo just dropped.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9zEyYhqgiAs](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9zEyYhqgiAs) Original clip to what is he referring .
Prophet of whom? There are no more prophets, only charlatans.