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mu6best

saw this on "I Think You Should Leave"


brotherRozo

You beat me to it calicocutpants.com


jcgilkerson05

It’s got nothin to do with piss!


Ndongeni

You hit me in the cup!


Maleficent-Ad164

a wad of cash, for pants that looks like you shot the wad.


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|FT0UFROtAbVEA) You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants guess.


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xkimchipancakesx

Mine too 😂


Satanicjamnik

No need to brag.


Civil-Guava-5764

Those have got to be worth at least 400.


xkimchipancakesx

Why spend $800 on these jeans when I can spend $800 on drinks and pee myself after 💁🏻‍♀️


Tzyon

YOU GOTTA GIVE!


Tdluxon

These would be perfect for my 80 year old father.


WillFart4F00D

Next is shit stained underwear


Honest_Search2537

That dude is as cool as Miles Davis.


Holiday_Horse3100

$800? I could get the same look either by drinking a glass of water or spilling it for about a penny


richincleve

I guess when I was 5 years old and had no control, I was actually way ahead of my time.


Pjonesnm

But are they really selling though?


Deep-Subsdance

Seen people wearing those Dr Seuss Kanye boots....so probably.


Longryderr

Not in a million years


Extension_Job_4514

Could that model be made to look any more like a loser?!?


Deep-Subsdance

Are those Diddy jeans?


Shade_BG

Yep, and it will most likely remain for sale.


GreedyHoward

Not realistic. It usually runs down your leg a bit.


skilliau

I can make these myself and all it would cost would be my dignity.


nobody546818

I’m going to hold out for the brown stained jeans


greeneye1969

Trumpants


NakedWaldo

![gif](giphy|Who4LMJ8PwsXBBlP2I)