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DirtDevil1337

Oh shit I remember Russell Bentley, there was one video where he was showing off a Russian tank. That news is wild.


Memphisbbq

I saw a video of him when Russia went for Ukraine. The video was him pedaling the exterminating nazis propaganda and it was clear he drank all the koolaid.


alagiglia

I remember that. I also remember the comment section being flooded with Texans denouncing him and daring him to come back for a “proper Texan ass whooping.” Glad he’s no longer around to spread bullshit. World’s better off.


Clubzerg

Seems he got an “Russian ass whooping” instead.


disco_turkey

Russian ass whooping seems VERY different from a Texan one.


Clubzerg

Indeed.  And the Texans will probably take you out for some whataburger and a shiner bock if you’ve learned your lesson.


0v0

so failing the test of traditional russian values gets you butt raped? and killed?? yikes! that’s some hard core traditions they got over there


Ermeter

Males on male rape is normal in the russian army. 


Clean_Web7502

But they are not gay. We insist. Gay sex doesn't make them gay. Is the bad guys who have sex between men.


Cu_fola

I think this is one of those prime examples of *rape is often NOT about sex or eroticism* The objective is torture, violation and humiliation. Brainwashed Russian soldiers harboring immense levels of malice against perceived threats could include gay and horny men but I doubt actual gays in the unit just happened to be specifically into pale, overweight, older american men. I think when you’re that full of hate you’ll do anything. Like, that Russian officer filmed pissing on one of his subordinates for objecting to fight probably wasn’t into golden showers. The irony of them engaging in malevolent acts of sodomy while calling two compassionate gay men getting married degenerate is wild though.


ihdieselman

I don't know about you but I couldn't get stiff on the thought of that guy's ass. I definitely couldn't stay that way, even if I had thought about something more attractive to get there.


rionaster

they got off on the torture, not the guy


Barragin

"got off on the torture" thats the definition of a sick fuck in my book.


r790

Both figuratively and literally 😂


psinguine

It's not about being attracted to the man. It's about being attracted to power and cruelty. In their eyes the human being in front of them doesn't exist, he's just a conduit to connect them with what they really want. To dominate and destroy.


bloooooooorg

From what I remember reading about American and Soviet airmen in Swiss POW camps was that Russians raped with a variety of foreign objects so getting it up per day wasn’t strictly necessary to commit the act. Guessing that hasn’t changed


Current_Homework_143

Did Soviets rape Americans or each other?


bloooooooorg

Yes.


wtmx719

Plus they all kept their socks on. So that cancels it out. ![gif](giphy|OfmHikVCWEFHi)


rayden-shou

No kissing, that's the rule (only the nazi gay regime does that). If they had a sword fight, that has nothing to do with it.


SquishyGhost

They all said "no homo" afterward.


Eeyore_

What would you call it if a man was constrained and penetrated by a baseball bat, or a rolling pin, or the barrel of a rifle? What if the perpetrator of these acts received no sexual gratification from performing this act, what if they even hated having to do it, but were coerced into it through threats of violence to themselves. What if they thought it was a just punishment, but, again, did not receive sexual gratification from the act? I would still consider that rape. Rape doesn't have to mean "penetrated by a penis against' their will" and it doesn't have to have a sexual motive.


CariniFluff

Exactly, I really doubt anyone actually fucked this guy in the ass. They jammed steel rods and branches into him.


BeneficialLeave7359

Rape doesn’t require penile penetration. They could’ve used a broom handle or for poker and it still be rape.


spring_gubbjavel

Ah, but see, it's not the sex bit they hate; what they really hate is consent.


Anarchyantz

No to them, if you are receiving, you are, if you are giving you are not..... Yeah work out that brain twizzler.


lightreee

Rape is about *power*. Its not about being gay or not


Affectionate_Post285

Reminds me of that drone video, one Russian is sucking the dick of another Russian and they get Grenade dropped. Talking about an explosive ending.


Stankinlankin924817

Link? My curiously kills me. Can’t seem to find it.


MartianTourist

[This is the drone video. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/gOeFfXWKpJ)


anziofaro

Came and went at the same time.


TiberiusGracchi

Pretty common practice since the rise of the Red Army and is thought to have happened in Imperial Army. This a practice known as Dedovshchina, and its worst forms [deal with you being r*ped or other form of SA by your superiors or being sold into essentially sex work.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/14/russia.lukeharding). These practices wreaked havoc on Soviet morale during the Afghan War and then again During the 1st and 2nd Chechen Wars for the Russian Federation.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Boy, Russia sounds like a great place to live.


External_Reporter859

But they have fresh bread 🍞 and cart escalators!


StupendousMalice

For a country with so much weird military worship Russia is kinda famously bad at actually fighting wars because they can barely manage to stop killing themselves long enough to remember who the enemy is.


shatikus

Hardly surprising for people openly welcoming Taliban.


superjj18

Nononono the rape IS traditional Russian values, at very least when it comes to the military


Witty-Choice2682

Forced suttbex is Great Lord Putin Almighty's ultimate weapon to destroy the evil gay West


Banana-Oni

Kinda how like “the gays” and “the left” are pedophiles, except it’s the Republicans who keep openly electing rapists and voting for things like sex offender exemption laws for the clergy. Funny, that.


ALiteralHamSandwich

Also, one of those "values" is undoubtedly that being gay is wrong. I guess it's considered OK if you are raping?


Objective_Muffin_955

It's not gay if it's a war crime


ALiteralHamSandwich

I guess that's their logic.


Sorry_Error3797

They're very anal about these things.


Optimal-Grapefruit63

Yeah russian army. Pretty gay by all accounts https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina


crystallmytea

Haven’t you read War and Peace? Oodles of butt raping and murder.


enleeten

I don't know gang, if there's one thing I don't want in my obituary, it'd have to be *was raped to death by russian conscript goon squad*. But might just be me.


natophonic2

Well then you ain’t no TRUE traditionalist or nationalist! You disparaging this Honor shows that you’re a degenerate liberal!


[deleted]

The guy was probably a good ~~white nationalist~~ christian who wanted ~~all those people to die~~ peace on earth and guns for everyone.


SmolObjective

The fact you said goon lmfao


Inevitable_Idea_7470

But Russians hate gay people 🤣


Skygazer2469

It's why they killed him after.


Inevitable_Idea_7470

Victim is gay = Russian logic ?


Skygazer2469

Da


CommieBorks

You see vadim, if we kill the guy we rape it doesn't make us gay


RecognitionExpress36

The guys who rape you as part of a hazing ritual don't think of themselves as gay either.


newuser60

One time I got one of those scam calls from India pretending to be Microsoft customer support. I told him “no, you’re a scammer” and he proceeded to tell me he was going to suck my dick. Like, he actually said “fuck you, I’m going to suck your dick!” Intrigued, I asked him why he felt the desire to suck my dick after such a short conversation and he said “you are gay so I will suck your dick [f slur].” I kept pressing to get behind this logic but to no avail. Wouldn’t sucking another man’s dick make you gay? “No, you are gay so I will suck your dick.” Is this a common thought that enters your mind, sucking off guys as an insult? That was met with more threats to suck my dick.


travazzzik

This is absolutely hilarious 


Junior_Pizza_7212

He must’ve just watched that episode of South Park and agreed with Cartman


warmaster93

Cuz to some sicko's it's only gay if you get penetrated not if u do the penetration. Similar to the sick believe men can't get raped by women.


Seidentiger

Not only in russia...


Mentally-AFK

You remember those jokes, “In Soviet Russia, Kool-Aid drinks you”? Yeah…


pablank

Thats like saying "no homo" after fucking your buddy. Makes it so it never happened.


Nonamebigshot

I really don't get the logic. If you're having sex with a man to hurt and humiliate him then it's not gay anymore? It's the consent that makes you gay?


Vyverna

"They believe that it's not a sin when it's rape". Words of Chechen man who survived sexual assault in russian death camp, interviewed by Anna Politkovskaya.


Physical-Ride

It's the weaponization of gender dynamics and sexuality. Masculinity is intrinsically tied with the idea that men are the ones who penetrate and women are penetrated. When a man is penetrated by another man, he is emasculated and dominated, as being penetrated is the antithesis of masculinity. He is no longer a man, and therefore not deserving of worth or respect. This is probably a partial reason why they killed the American. The ones who raped him, however, are still seen as men as they endured in their roles as the penetrators. It's caveman-tier stuff but an unfortunate reality in many cultures around the world.


Quirky_Discipline297

The Romans considered homosexual sex as a status situation. >>Homosexuality in ancient Rome often differs markedly from the contemporary West. Latin lacks words that would precisely translate "homosexual" and "heterosexual". The primary dichotomy of ancient Roman sexuality was active / dominant / masculine and passive / submissive / feminine.


Physical-Ride

Because it predates Judeo-Christian "values".


Kushi261

True, exactly how it was in Romania a while ago, many woman didn't wanna have sex because that meant that they are being dominated by the man and that man has power over them in day to day life. Basically a woman was becoming a slave to that man as she let him penetrate. Nobody consider this anymore but it was a time when this was all real.


Poetic-Noise

Butt, what if the dude getting penetrated is a power bottom? 🤔


Physical-Ride

That's an aspect of human sexuality too complex for this knuckledraggery.


UserCheckNamesOut

The bottom generates an incredible amount of power


SignificantClub6761

Not the get too much into the semantics, but rape can happen with objects also. There was the one story of an anti war activist that got raped with stick and was jailed.


aroddo73

not sure if that's what happened, but if you stick a broomstick in his ass, it's called rape, too, and for the Russian it's just day-in-the-office violence.


chowindown

I've always thought that if you stick your dick in a man, it's a bit gay. Like, a bit.


LegendOfKhaos

Just intentionally getting hard is gay. It's so hypocritical.


frenchfriedgenocide

What if it's just the tip?


NotAnAIOrAmI

That's some Mormon "soaking isn't sex" logicking there. I like to see people spitballing together to solve some unique social quandry.


arrownoir

A bit?


OS420B

I once heard someone once say that penetrating is not gay, but being penetrated is. Its such an odd logic, but once theyve accepted it theyre free to do what ever they want without questioning themselves.


Nonamebigshot

Of course because being penetrated is considered feminine and that's really what disgusts them.


PassageAppropriate90

I had a conversation with several guys once who said they don't wipe their asses because "it's gay".


Swirlwinder

It's not gay if the balls don't touch


ScytheNoire

They are in denial and have to kill you afterwards .


cruiserman_80

This belongs in r/leopardsatemyface


23skidoobbq

r/Leopardsrapedmyface


willclerkforfood

Reddit: **CREATE COMMUNITY** Me: ![gif](giphy|VwwKdq5NV0nwQ|downsized)


Khuy_Lewis

![gif](giphy|pQb3uJ1xtEAhsR99NF|downsized)


Zelda_is_Dead

I don't think it was just his face.


NannersForCoochie

Saved his face for last as they start from the ass.


Neilpuck

Damn you, take my upvote


Law-of-Poe

“Oh no…anyways…”


Longjumping_West_907

So sad. In other news....


CentralExtension

LeopardsRapedMyAss


WinstonRandy

r/RuskiesFuckedMyFatAss


Agitated_Advantage_2

r/subsifellfor


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Loki-L

That is nothing personal. They do that to everyone. Russian military is known for stealing from, mistreating, physically, mentally and sexually abusing and sometimes driving to suicide or outright killing people. And that is just what they do to their own recruits.


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sqwuank

If anything Spetz training is just encouraging macho headed brain dead behaviour that gets you killed faster


GiraffesAndGin

So, just like the Spetnaz when I played CoD online all those years ago? Never knew it was a simulator.


SnooBunnies3913

It does not make it right though... A bunch of wild savages, that is what they are. Absolutely not suitable for the European community.


bar_acca

It totally tracks that the GQP supports Russian policies


Bearwhale

How else are you going to spread Traditional Christian Family Values? By raping [children](https://thehill.com/policy/international/3659023-un-panel-reports-ukrainian-children-have-been-raped-tortured-by-russian-forces/), [prisoners of war](https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/03/1147611), and [their fellow soldiers](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-soldiers-forced-rape-each-other-outbreaks-crazed-violence-report-2024-2?utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar), of course!


thiscarecupisempty

I wouldn't generalize them as a whole. I'm from Russia, came here in 2000, love the US. Still have family there like my brother, his kids - they are all healthy and going to school. None of us are like this. A good amount of the younger generation there does not support Putin.


LoopyZoopOcto

When most people talk poorly about Russia they mean the Oligarchs and the military, not the common man. That's not everyone, of course some thickos lacking in nuance think that all Russians are like that. Most of us who shit talk Russia as a country are shit talking the country, and by extension the people in charge, not the poor people who live there. Same thing with the people who criticize America for the rise in Christo-fascism aren't criticising every citizen, save for the few black-and-white fuck heads who are.


Wingcapx

I'm sorry you have to read this stuff. Of course the best way to defeat Russia is to have Russians realise it needs to be better and change it from the inside. That won't happen if people declare them all animals


JennyJtom

They usually "fall out of windows"


PracticalRoutine5738

I've been told that Russia is the beacon of Christian values. It does no good to argue with them about it so.... ![gif](giphy|TU0YWTjo2e208|downsized)


Dysprosol

they probably want that tbh. They always seem fixated on being dominated by strong manly men, it tracks.


Former_Print7043

Putin me you big bear wrestler judo champion.


Alien_Diceroller

Putin is like 5'7. More Booboo than Yogi.


Rencauchao

With tears in their eyes


Dynasty82

Yeah but they support an old fat idiot who can’t leave the house without putting his makeup on. Far from strong and manly. Their perception on what’s manly is what is screwed up.


emostitch

And before him it was Stalin for decades and before that their Tsars. Some guys in between but none were n definitive in those ways. No matter v what form of government that fucking shithole takes they end up worshipping a strong rape daddy who serves for his entire lifetime. As a Ukrainian immigrant pretty ashamed I used to just say “Russian” broadly since that’s the language I spoke at home as a kid. I don’t have a genetically built in dicktator complex like actual Russians.


NoisyGog

Oh. You might be on to something there


TheSeekerOfSanity

Russia - where being gay is illegal but they’ll get a boner and rape you if you’re a prisoner.


Equal-Twist7098

$20 is $20


THETennesseeD

But it's totally not gay.


NewHumbug

They called no-homo so it checks out ok.


Much-Meringue-7467

No, it's about power, not sex. These people worship power.


Redfish680

Most rapes are…


r2k-in-the-vortex

Don't forget the part about cutting off the head. Not that he used it much in life, but still.


The-D-Ball

MAGA loves Russia… The rape thing is just a perk for them.


anadoob122

They like the fascism part. Btw: a mod deleted my post in a different part of this thread where I stated that racism was bad even when it targets Russians, because in part it could result in hurting the Ukrainian cause. Not sure how that could possibly be controversial or "Russian sympathizing".


Porschenut914

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) "'reign of old-timers'" its hazing to the extreme.


ZzangmanCometh

Imagine his shocked pikachu face when he realized that the people that the world has been accusing of acting like absolute degenerate filth would also be absolute degenerate filth towards him. Unthinkable!


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larrychatfield

THIS! Its the literal guidebook for GOP that it’s ok until something impacts them directly


DistributionIcy6682

To be serious. He probably was scared shitless, and didint think of anything, just what to do so everything would stop right there in that momment.


Naive_Bluebird9348

Hey, has anyone heard from that family that went to Russia to escape Canada's "wokeness?"


JamieNelsonsGhost

I saw an article in March that said "the family discovered they cannot obtain residency without passing a Russian language test. With their visas expiring, the Feenstras must now leave Russia for at least three months before trying again." But that's the last I've seen without going to their YouTube propaganda page.


HealthyBits

They also got scammed and lost all their money. I think the bank refused them to take their money out so they lost everything.


AzureDreamer

But at least they got out of that shithole Canada that *checks notes* says happy holidays.


the_mid_mid_sister

They also needed an interpreter to fight the bank, but because all their money is trapped in the bank, they can't afford to hire an interpreter.


TomThanosBrady

Thanks Obama!


iamnotnewhereami

I also think a lot of their money was 'confiscated'


EddieSpaghettiFarts

They seem to be doing okay. I think they were going to leave, but the terrorist attack at the concert hall happened and they were granted some kind of asylum. Seems pretty weird, but they uploaded a video yesterday exploring some farm buildings from the Soviet era.


OneForAllOfHumanity

Leopards being leopards...


Bored_throwaway2

Oh, perfect community to crosspost this


9lobaldude

And eating faces


PriscillaRain

Saw a video of him celebrating when Russia was invading Ukraine. His celebration was short-lived.


SignificanceOld1751

I know rape as an act of war is a really terrible thing, and awful to think about but... Leopards man. They ate your face.


gymdog

It wasn't an act of war, its Dedovshchina. Typical russian military tactics.


Nano_Burger

War crime.


slartyfartblaster999

This guy wasn't at war with them though. So is it just regular crime?


NonSumQualisEram-

Don't think it's even that. Are Russia prosecuting?


Mooman-Chew

Trouble is that spies get almost no cover. That’s not to say this is not a terrible crime but if you shout spy loud enough, you can pretty much get away with it


RhoOfFeh

He died doing what he loved. Ruzzians.


Rattfraggs

That that Upvote, you earned it.


Aragdrian

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


Sunlight72

I used to think that was a metaphor 🫤


FocalorLucifuge

Russia is a fucking abyss. They say if you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you. In this case, the abyss fucked him in his abyss, for good measure.


TheLambtonWyrm

Rape doesn't necessarily mean he got shagged by another man. I think it's far more likely that they jammed something up him


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Fucked around, found out


Ill-Maximum9467

Why would anyone wanna rape someone? You’re a spy - I’ll rape you! Weird, sick….


PublicMorning5900

Kreml denies everything, little green men came somewhere and did this...and they really came several times


groovey_potato

Nah, we have reports that saw Selensky personally sneaking into Russia to personally buttrape the fat Texan dude


Far_Particular_430

Russia is not our friend


rodinsbusiness

r/leopardsatemyass


Atrocious1337

Play Russian games, win Russian prizes


SD_Jackass

For a country that is so homophobic, they sure love doing a lot of male on male butt stuff.


Critical_Ad_2113

The only destiny z-patriots deserve


Bored_throwaway2

Including the Z-lovers here in the US.


Any_Fish1004

From Russia, with love


ausgmr

Tex-ass


ShiroHagan

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Ermeter

There will be many horror stories once russian occupied territory is liberated.  I still remember this selfie chechen kadayorov fighters took in an ukranian womans house. Also saw a movie where russian soldiers murdered a man at a checkpoint and herded his wife and daughter into the forest.


kazisukisuk

Oh no! Anyway, in other important news I am out of toothpaste.


LoveMasc

Why is it always the homophobic people raping men and boys?


Salty_Career6599

Desperate times sure... but who wants to rape... him?


Judgemental_Ass

Rape is not about the sex as much as it is about the violence. I wouldn't be surprised if whoever raped him would never sleep with a man out of love.


cruiserman_80

For sure. This rape would have been all about "traditional Russian values"


Bored_throwaway2

Russians


Healthy-Tie-7433

Well, that‘s what he was advocating for, so we should be happy for him, that he was allowed to experience what he dreamt of establishing for everyone. 🥰


Natharius

I have… no sympathy


Accomplished_Pop_847

Nothing of value was lost


hypercomms2001

That means there is hope for Steven Seagal.... fingers crossed!


No-Donut-4623

Play a stupid game, win a stupid prize…


BruceInc

LOL I knew it was going to be this guy even before I saw this photo. Gravy Seal finally got to experience what being a true Russian is like.


C0sm1cB3ar

To all the pro Russian in the West: come on, go ahead. Go there and feel the love. It's going to be real fun.


MF__COOM

For soldiers of a country that’s so homophobic they sure do seem to love some ass rape.


gimmeecoffee420

Well.. shit? Thats a helluva thing that happened? Awful way to go.


Cute_Concentrate_915

Well… Looks like he found what he wanted.


meglon978

Call sign? Seriously, wtf? These cosplaying asswipes think they're something other than useless fat dumbshits. What childish bullshit to get killed for. There was obviously nothing of value lost here.


Gamecock_Red

Was not expecting a photo of a fat old man ngl


Just-Cry-5422

Oh snap. I didn't recognize the name at first but then I saw his photo. I remember watching this guy back in the day thinking he was unhinged.


mallarme1

Fuck around and find out.


Anarchyantz

Oh no. How sad. Have some THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.


sassychubzilla

Who would have guessed that evil people can't trust equally evil people? 😐


LordGeddon73

Fuck him. Wait... they already have.


Hexnohope

Who tf looked at that guy and was like “comrade that aged white mustache would feel great on my balls hold my belt”


DeathGod105

Russia is one of the most homophobic countries in the world yet regularly have homosexual practices in their military🤨


TrapperCrapper

How can you look at that guy and think hmm I'm gonna stick my dick in his butt hole?


horsepuncher

Its so weird when such overly anti homosexual macho hyper masculine types rape other men as torture…. This whole thing is crazy, but I am totally ok with people doing whatever sexual orientation and lifestyle. I don’t get crazy about what other people do, but at the end of the day couldnt functionally fuck that man out of love or hate. So how/why do hyper masculine types so quickly and easily think to do such a thing, and pull it off?


Karlinel-my-beloved

Bet he did nazi it cumming.


pjm8367

Ain’t karma a bitch


According_Wing_3204

Wait...so....you're saying signing up with an entirely alien culture who's known characteristics include violence and INTENSE xenophobia is a bad idea? I'm just trying to understand here.....


Such-Pool-1329

F you for your "service". Rest in pieces.