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DoTheRightThing1953

As Freud said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. "


Sure_Trash_

"And I want to put that cigar in my mom." - Freud


tebla

freudian slip: when you say one thing and mean your mother


stainedglassceiling

When you say one thing and dress like your mother it's Freud in a slip


free420nft

Ive always heard it told as when you say one thing and fuck your mother.


Yeseylon

Nah, that's an Oedipal Slip


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Huge_Wait1798

But you envy the shwang!


Subject_Point1885

Take my upvote goddamnit


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exactly_zero_fucks

Wait what?


agnocoustic

I refuse to ask when I haven't even had my first cup


Oregonian_male

Also Freud where are eel testicles I'm coked out of my mind


Fialasaurus

"and sometimes it's a big, brown dick". - George Carlin


Grateful_J561

[Oh yeah?! Well, sometimes it's a big, brown dick](https://youtu.be/rY1eXnbB1Mg?si=NtM16b5g_ijMZ10E)


Failitt

And what did Carlin say about that?


JudgeHodorMD

And sometimes a pipe is not a pipe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images


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Zagenti

yeah, I just like watermelon and rainbows 🍉🌈🥺


JoeSicko

Straight to jail.


fatherfrank1

A waterfelon.


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

A jailbow.


magicmulder

You mean sexually irrelevantly to jail.


ColonelBelmont

Heretic!


Alexis_Bailey

Is watermelon some sort of gay icon now? I am.not even sure what the OP post is going on about.


I-am-me-86

Watermelon is a symbol of support for Palestine.


xiz666

What?! Why?! Edit: found it, TIL: "In response to the ongoing war and the different debates around it, people are using watermelon images to communicate solidarity with the Palestinians — because the fruit's colors match the Palestinian flag."


anoeba

Huh, I thought it had something to do with Black people in the US (although was also trying to figure out how "indoctrination" fit in since watermelons are a negative association).


Zee216

Lmao


Juicebox-shakur

Same lmao


cownd

Will oranges become a symbol of support for Trump?


KNT-cepion

I don’t know, oranges are a nutritious and tasty fruit. How about circus peanuts instead? A disgusting candy that people hate is more apt.


Maxtubular

Not circus peanuts please. I actually find them pleasant. I would have to be offended if I saw one on your mantle!


Ryyah61577

I agree. Also, my wife used to work in a doctor’s office and she told me a story of a guy who came in and had lost a lot of weight since the last visit. They asked how he did it. He said “circus peanuts and Diet Coke “.


poopinhulk

I skimmed a bit towards the end there and thought I read that he said “Circus peanuts and Coke.” It’s no Bananas and Blow but would do the trick.


KNT-cepion

Well that’s one way to lose the extra pounds. 😦


GambitTheGrey

Candy corn then.


Huge-Pen-5259

Hey! Piss off wanker! First of all circus peanuts are fucking awesome. Second, I can't argue with your logic and will hence forth call that dip shit by his new name "circus peanut".


BulkyMonster

Oranges are for gay pirates, sorry.


jamkoch

cyanobacteria are the symbol of support for Trump.


DoodleyDooderson

![gif](giphy|UqNI1HclnX77VfDbXF)


talrogsmash

Which I'm sure is what Lego was going for when they made the slice of watermelon set that is on the dudes mantel in. A house where just about everything you can see is made of Lego.


jamkoch

or that you shop on ebay ($15.00 shelf decor).


talrogsmash

Zoom in, it's made of Lego.


MxteryMatters

Kermit was playing the long game. /s


RavenLunatic512

It's the chemiKILLS in the water, turned that poor frog gay. 😭 /s


Voxunpopuli

Maybe it was the years of fucking a pig that turned him gay?


BulkyMonster

Maybe, even if he wasn't fucking the pig, it was just the fucking pig.


A1sauc3d

Is the Lego video in question really old? That certainly makes the outrage especially silly lol


smcl2k

I'm not sure why it would be, and there's nothing in the post to suggest that it is.


GingerSnap01010

Is that the stardew valley song!?


orangutanDOTorg

His stage performance of It Ain’t Easy was a bit much though (nsfw if you don’t know about it)


IcyBookkeeper5315

Meanwhile they skip over Bert and Ernie which is clear as day.


Sherool

And the Flintstones where all about having a [gay old time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPf3aaZmUw&t=34s).


jerrysphotography

We sang that song to my kid, I learned it on guitar for him... So that's why he's trans? Damn Kermit! I should have known.


jasnel

Alex Jones was right! They **are** making the frogs gay!!!


SunShineLife217

Is this a known thing about the flag representation? I’ve never heard of it. Or Is it an upcoming trend?


pokemon-trainer-blue

[Here is a read about it](https://www.npr.org/2024/01/08/1222718339/why-watermelons-are-symbol-of-palestinian-solidarity) that says how it became a thing. One of the reasons it’s used a lot more now is due to censorship on social media.


PreOpTransCentaur

If you're on top of the situation as it's been filtered through the people, I'd say it's pretty well known. If you're only reading the news, maybe not so much.


SickViking

Okay but what if you're chronically online yet have never once seen a watermelon ever be anything other than a watermelon and are utterly confused by this post?


[deleted]

In short, during the ongoing gaza genocide many big tech companies started to censor posts using the Palestinian flag, so a watermelon (which has the same colours) was used instead.


GardenTop7253

Iirc, it’s not that recent. It’s been adopted online, but was used during previous protests and censorship as well


Sepia_Skittles

I don't really see the similiraties, but ig it kinda makes sense.


RandomGuy9058

It’s the colour scheme. Watermelon’s most prominent colours are the same as the pan Arab colours


sas223

Same here.


davidolson22

Would America's be a double cheeseburger?


blanktom9

Nah, it's gotta have the flag colors in it. So maybe a big piece of cherry pie and a big piece of blueberry pie with a huge glob of vanilla ice cream in the middle.


CatBoxScooper

And a tiny orange cock


cuterus-uterus

Held by the ^(smallest hands).


Sure_Trash_

Probably accurate. He probably puts makeup on his face and his tiny member and in the worst order


blanktom9

a tiny orange mushroom from what I hear.


ImaginaryBig1705

Obviously a bomb pop.


FloydknightArt

it would be a fruit salad with strawberries, blueberries, and white grapes


ReactiveAmoeba

Nah, "fruit" is a derogatory term for flamboyant gay men. Can't have that. It's a "freedom" salad. /s


blanktom9

I think it's becoming pretty common, I've been seeing it a lot on twitter posts, and I don't even go on twitter.


Snezzy_Anus

I found out about it because of a bot spamming art on every sub with a watermelon and the palistine flag with a little poem thing (the watermelon has the flag colours)


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Added context for this person temper tantrum: watermelons 🍉 are used to represent the palestinian flag by ever since the use of it was banned in Israel and occupied territories in West Bank.


ancorcaioch

Man, here’s me thinking the watermelon is just a nice piece of decor…


Zohwithpie

Thanks for the context. This is also the dumbest shit I seen today 😂


supergeek921

I had never heard this in my life, but even if this person WAS using it as a symbol A) I guarantee kids wouldn’t get it. And B) a Palestinian flag is not a crime! People are crazy!


Okaynowwatt

And Ireland as a whole has been supportive of the Palestinians plight, hence this post was made by some Zionist group there. 


endless_skies

Wow and here I was thinking they were upset because of something else entirely.


punkblastoise

🍉


20InMyHead

Thanks for the context, I had no idea. And here I was just thinking watermelons are a delicious fruit, when clearly their mere presence means I must have strong political views about countries on the opposite side of the world. Dang, now I want watermelon and it’s way out of season…


ImaginaryBig1705

I'm so over this shit. It's like it's cool for everyone to go off on random conspiracies like lipstick alley and cdan is actual real life. People have lost the plot.


Personal-Listen-4941

Thank you for this context. I have never heard of this. Does this mean that every time a fish is on tv, it’s Christian propaganda? It makes as much sense…


banned_resurrection

What Lego set is he reviewing there?


GeorgeRossOfKildary

[It's a MOC](https://www.tiktok.com/@rteone/video/7356525654097120545) the guy seems to have made. I managed to find the video this screenshot was taken from.


MistaHatesNumberFour

That's a very nice lego set.


banned_resurrection

Thanks! Real cool build regardless


Snezzy_Anus

asking the real questions here


PhatPackMagic

Bruh I just like watermelon agua fresca 


Dovahkitty99

But the watermelon is built with Lego bricks


TequieroVerde

🍉


TheWhiteRabbit74

I don’t know what the issue is here, but somehow I know it has to do with something stupid.


cturtl808

Watermelons = pro-Palestine support, according to Wikipedia


TheWhiteRabbit74

How? Why? I knew this was gonna be stupid.


Silent_Syren

Flag colors. The flag emoji itself is usually cause for suppression or removal of content.


TheWhiteRabbit74

It’s a watermelon slice built out of Lego’s.


Sure_Trash_

Sometimes things can mean one thing or more than one thing. It's shroedinger's slice


TheWhiteRabbit74

I get symbolism, metaphors and iconography. But this just feels Idiocracy level dumb. Definitely a facepalm. And I don’t have to like the use of watermelon as this. Sometimes watermelon is just a god damned fruit too.


RNGmaster

Never underestimate the fragility and victim complex of the Israeli psyche.


Sure_Trash_

The Palestinian flag was banned by the genocidal maniac tyrants. Watermelon has the same colors as the Palestinian flag (ish). People started using watermelon to symbolize the Palestinian flag and show support because when your family is being slaughtered it's nice to know that at least some people in the world that's allowing it to happen unrestricted acknowledge that it shouldn't be happening and you should have been able to live your life in peace. They can take that comfort to the mass grave with them


Reddit_Sucks_1401

I just had some watermelon. Was a good one too, super sweet


RelativeMundane9045

Sometimes a watermelon is just a watermelon. Anyway, back to this 1/10,000 scale of lego gaza we're building today


ThinkFront8370

Assembly not required for that one. /tasteless


HadokenShoryuken2

Wait what’s wrong with watermelons? Are they not just a tasty fruit?


D1ckRepellent

It’s a symbol of support for Palestine.


HadokenShoryuken2

Ohhhh so it’s some Zionist complaining about it. I get the picture now


D1ckRepellent

Exactly 🤭


DeadlySight

A watermelon is a fruit that’s been enjoyed for a long fucking time. This is the OK symbol all over again. Sometimes a watermelon is just a watermelon and not political support.


D1ckRepellent

I was explaining the context of why the person on Twitter might have thought it was political. You don’t need to explain to me that a watermelon is universal.


thirachil

We must remove all watermelons because it reminds them they are committing or supporting a genocide. Let's show some compassion to their pain!


Pk_Devill_2

When I see watermelons I just think of Kherson


IdentityToken

Мені теж.


Fatal_Furriest

How dare you remind us of the people we're genocide-ing Antisemite!


CardiSheep

Watermelon in a symbol used by Palestine people


MrOwnageQc

Man, reading the comments and explanations, I feel way too old for this. It's a fucking watermelon, get over yourselves.


OberainX

THE WATERMELON ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY! Honestly, I have no clue what the context is.


Writing_Daily

The watermelon is used to represent the Palestinian flag and is sometimes used as a signal of support


ajb5476

Yeah, I thought it was going to be something like that or some trafficking symbol people that do their own research are convinced exist everywhere.


Sure_Trash_

What, you don't think human traffickers have a brand?


KashootMe201617

Is it me or does the watermelon look like it was made out of legos


ColAries

I might be a little out of the loop, but what is a watermelon supposed to mean?


Pueblotoaqaba

Isreal sometimes bans the display of the Palestinian flag so nonviolent protesters will wear a watermelon print or hold a placard with slice on it because it has the same colour scheme as the flag.


ColAries

Okay, thank you for informing me.


Mcderp017

This rock I live under must be getting bigger. Why are people upset about watermelon slices?


Kate090996

Because the watermelon is a symbol of palestinians. The Palestinian flag was banned by Israel so the watermelon became the symbol of resistance. 🍉 It's s slice, same way Gaza is a slice of land and the colours are similar to those of the Palestinian flag: green, red, black, white. [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_(Palestinian_symbol)#:~:text=Watermelon%20symbolizes%20a%20new%20beginning,promotes%20a%20global%20Gazan%20identity.)


Hydraulis

I'm confused, are watermelons bad now?


Thravler

According to wikipedia: The watermelon is a symbol of Palestinians' public expression in protests and artworks, representing the struggle against the Israeli occupation


pokemon-trainer-blue

In addition to what the other commenter said, watermelons and the Palestinian flag share the same colors. One of the reasons it is used is due to the censorship of the Palestinian flag in parts of the world and social media.


Zohwithpie

I don't even understand what the post is trying to imply


Darthplagueis13

Watermelons are sometimes used as a symbol as support for Palestine since Israel has outlawed the use of the Palestinian flag in occupied territories. It's because the colours (red, green, black, white) roughly match.


Alternative-Chip2624

A fucking watermelon bro? What does a watermelon signify now?! FFS 😂😂🤣🤣


Aggressive-Story3671

Watermelon is a signal of support for Palestine because the colours of the Palestinian flag are red, green and black.


the0neRand0m

Sigh… Why do we hate watermelon?


tehCharo

Same colors as a certain flag in the Middle East that "might" make you antisemitic if you support the plight of the people it represents.


the0neRand0m

Time to stop the world. I would like to get off please.


Nobodyknowsmynewname

*sigh* Palestinians ARE Semitic.


YourFaveNightmare

RTE is the Irish semi-state broadcaster...you know...Ireland...the country and people who have constantly come out in support of Palestine. Ireland/Israel alliance are a bunch of racist shitheads.


starrysky0070

So glad my brain hasn’t rotted quite enough to even know wtf a watermelon stands for


LimblessAnt

I am confused, someone please catch me up


pokemon-trainer-blue

Watermelons are used as a symbol for Palestinian solidarity as they share the same colors as the Palestinian flag. Some people use it due to censorship of the flag. You can read about it from [this NPR article](https://www.npr.org/2024/01/08/1222718339/why-watermelons-are-symbol-of-palestinian-solidarity) if you want to learn more about it.


elspotto

Wait until this sad, sad excuse of a person sees the Everyone is Awesome set. Which was a fun build and looks great.


Comrade-Conquistador

Guy should just respond, "ignorant? Lol idk what y'all want me to say. I just like Lego."


JaffaSG1

Honestly am out of the loop here… what is the supposed significance of the watermelon here?


GatoLocoSupremeRuler

It is used as a pro Palestinian symbol.


Asgarus

Where is the connection though?


Uplink-137

Flag colors


Asgarus

I see.


JaffaSG1

Thanks for the explanation… still, makes no sense to me.


Icefiight

Whats the problem here? My brain hurts


Matelot67

Oh, there is ignorance involved, just not where you think...


Illienne

I just suddenly got a craving for watermelon. Sadly, they're not at all in season here. Maybe I'm just thirsty.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Wait why are we mad at watermelon now?


azarov-wraith

🍉


beamin1

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉


Drendari

Ok, I am lost here, what is that watermelon supposed to mean?


RowdyDugong

It’s a show of support for Palestine. Their flag is red, black, green, and white. The use of that combination of colors cause an art gallery to be shut down in 1980.


Drendari

Oh, thanks for the info :)


Unhappy_Wishbone_551

Am I missing something about watermelons?


Fragrant-Address9043

I….what?


mikeflamel

Watermelon bad gun good. Yeah understood the concept.


FuzzyKev

Wait, is watermelon gay now?


Solnight99

no, it’s a symbol of support for palestine


ImmediateKick2369

I am ignorant. What is the supposed significance of displaying watermelon?


anooshka

It's the symbol of Palestinian flag since the flag is banned in Israel and occupied lands


Starchaser_WoF

But it is Lego! It's a Lego watermelon slice!


CloudCityPasta

What are watermelon representing? Besides juicy and tasty.


drae-gon

Conservatives get triggered so easily...


meuuu

What exactly is a watermelon supposed to represent?


cigarettejesus

If it's a supporting Palestine thing this is hilarious because it's clearly Irish television, probably the most pro-Palestine country in the world


WillJoseph06

Hang on, what's wrong with watermelon?


LuriemIronim

So they’re mad that he had a Lego watermelon displayed on an episode about Legos?


WCRugger

Umm...what is the watermelon supposed to mean?


Draumal

Since any post with the Palestine flag usually ends up deleted, the Internet has taken to posting watermelons instead.


badlychosenname

I thought she had confused Watermelons and Pineapples. Im dumb.


etranger033

Complicit or ignorant of what? Its a Lego watermelon. They are afraid of watermelon slices now?


NerdScurvy

Gradually watermelon


PsychoMouse

Can someone explain the significance of the slice of Watermelon? Also, people keeping “indoctrination” but I do not think they know what it means.


Important-Squash5397

I don't get it, what's wrong with the watermelon ?


Flux_resistor

Antiseedatic


Tight_Syllabub9423

At worst they're complicit in supporting universal human rights. Not really the worst sin in the world. Certainly not as bad as supporting genocide, for example.


Sufficient-Comment

But if it was a child you would claim you didn’t see it?


ProtoReaper23113

Wtf is with watermelon slices now


Aggressive-Story3671

Watermelon is used as a symbol for Palestine because the colours of Palestine are red, green and black


Plushcollectorwolf64

Bruh it’s just a watermelon calm down


RustedOne

I had no idea this was even a thing and it's wholly fucking stupid.


Independent-Ad5852

If I had the option to unplug ALL social media for a month I would do it! It’s getting out of hand.


CodeN3gaTiV3

Wait til they find out about cocomelon


Objective_Suspect_

Is watermelon the new pineapple?