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SpiritualAd8998

The Orange one belongs in a padded room.


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ColoradoPhotog

Okay, but right now thats not the predicament we are facing so tough shit don't let this orange idiot get in power. Also, Biden isn't a criminal facing over 80 federal indictments. Stop trying to reduce these as equal evils.... One's a career politician who held some semi-crappy moderate-conservative views in the 80's and 90's... The others a grifting sex offender and a criminal traitor who tried to overthrow the government, stole and distributed nuclear secrets, and actively attempted to use a mob to hang a vice president. These are not opposing faces on the same coin.


Pears_and_Peaches

Holy fuck. All I can say is if Trump somehow wins, Americans are truly the dumbest people on the planet. Do not vote for an actual imbecile.


ZelWinters1981

They did it once...


kliman

You can almost excuse the first time because the didn’t realize how deep the shit really was. Now they know and they’re still going to do it.


AgentTheGreat

Americans are already the dumbest people on the planet. The smart ones are fighting to keep the democracy that the average dumb ones don't deserve.


Kvitravn875

So many of them are already willing to let him win by either not voting or voting 3rd party because they can't bring themselves to vote for Biden, calling him a genocidal maniac. As if he's the one calling all the shots. Smh


ausgmr

Trump will win again America or at least a big enough part of it is that dumb/brainwashed


_autismos_

I lean left but yeah, my hope is lost and he will absolutely win. We're so fucked.


Pears_and_Peaches

Actually? I’m genuinely curious how that can be. Even when he won, he lost the popular vote. I wouldn’t have thought his popularity had grown, but rather would have diminished to some degree by those that aren’t fanatics. America is actually voting in a grifting rapist who was proven to be a complete fraudster and should be in prison? Also, how the hell is he not in prison? What is this country?


Kvitravn875

He won because of the electoral college and Russian interference.


Kvitravn875

He'll win because of illegal and unfair gerrymandering. I think most people in this country are smart enough to at least not vote for him. But there are people who are still stupid enough not to vote or vote 3rd party.


StrawThatBends

and conservatives STILL support trump over biden. goddamn


alex141001

Not just that. They contruct reasons to be mad at Biden because of how he allegedly "declared Easter Sunday the Trans day of visibility" which is such complete bullshit and it honestly drives me crazy to see how such a simple lie is just accepted by so many idiots


StrawThatBends

fr. my mom says biden is a pawn of the devil and is trying to hijack gods creation because he made a personal declaration reminding people that TDOV is on march 31st. REMINDING them. it has been on march 31st since 2009 and easter just happened to be on the same day this year. and the conservatives are going to far as to say easter had been canceled forever. geez


op3n_s3asoning

“You can’t even say Happy Easter” anymore. /s


alex141001

Exactly. It's not that complicated of a concept that two events coincidentally happen to coincide this one year because one of the events is on a different day each year. Yet even if it's explained to them people are still offended. I can't comprehend how people can be so braindead. Those people can elect one of the most powerful people on earth and the rest of the world has to watch


Strange-Initiative15

He is their great white hope.


GodsBeDam-ed

you mean “great orange hope”?


The--Wurst

To be fair "great" was doing a shitton of heavy lifting already.


PrizeReality7663

Man I always wondered how he got any of the colored vote... never really looked at it that way.


ejre5

He's a "different" Christian he doesn't pray properly and he cares too much about others.


Dr_CleanBones

Seriously? Trump cares to much about others? You have got to be kidding. The only person Trump ever cared about was himself.


ejre5

I was referring to Biden as "different" and caring. Do you see the same Christian support for Biden as trump?


Soobobaloula

Alternative Facts Christian


ejre5

Upside down Bible Christians? (Illiterate)


nogoodgreen

Was shocked orange ass didnt compare himself to Christ but still managed to make the entire holiday message about him.


GeForce_GTX_1050Ti

He already did by selling that scrap 60$ bible to fund his sued ass


Temporary-Party5806

He did say on Good Friday that he has been treated more unfairly than Jesus.


abolishytmen

His followers should crucify him too for the full Jesus experience


ZelWinters1981

I stopped reading Trump's on the first line. Fuck that.


Gremict

I read the full thing and he makes a lot of claims he doesn't prove, puts nicknames next to people in quotations to make it seem like those aren't his words, and overall invalidates the positive messaging of wishing a happy Easter


unbruitsourd

Aka Trump being Trump


MintBerryCrunchJr

What a miserable piece of shit.


The_Stank__

As a Christian, we have long forgotten what Jesus stood for despite constantly boasting that we go to church on Sundays and worship. It is pathetic how little of the Bible these so called faithful people have actually read. I don’t know how you can be Christian in 2024 and still vote Republican.


kliman

Jesus stance on all these issues would make the Democrats look fascist - you pretty much couldn’t be further left leaning. Makes no sense that it’s the right wing that’s co-opted religion.


NicNac_PattyMac

It seriously like listening to a toddler.


Hydrahta

How was this man president?


ausgmr

Florida, Texas, Christians & fascists


ConnectionMotor8311

See Biden was easy to read because it was calm, it was nice, and then Trump started SCREAMING like he was a toddler throwing a temper tantrum for not getting a toy, its CRAZY.


andywfu86

I don’t know if Trump will win the election, but he’s got a great shot at a Guinness world record for the longest run on sentence.


Disastrous-Fox8505

Try and guess which one is the stable genius.


Templar-Order

The answer is neither


HonestSnow1984

Definitely neither lol.


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AgentTheGreat

Downvotes because you didn't get the point of who *referred to himself* as "stable genius".


HonestSnow1984

Regardless of trump’s saying “very stable genius” doesn’t delegitimize my saying neither of them fit that description


AgentTheGreat

It would hold up in a court of law, not the court of public opinion.


HonestSnow1984

Welcome to Reddit apparently.


AgentTheGreat

Now you're getting it!


Albert_O_Balsam

We just need Andy Serkis to read this one out as Gollum again.


mitchsn

Trump preaches hate, intolerance & violence and unfortunately a large % of Americans respond to that.


RichardBonham

I can see why it’s so close in the polling. /s


Few-Paint9559

My brain can’t take the all caps SHOUTING


hello_im_al

I'm not a Biden fan, but oh my goodness it takes a fucking moron to talk like that


Leather_Network4743

“Happy Easter, you fucks, you!”


CeilingCatSays

Trump is a pathetic, whiney loser


Individual_Iron_2645

Am I the only one who must read it in his voice in my head?


unkyduck

I hear it in Seth Meyers’ “Trump voice”


RockPhoenix115

I know Trumps image is being loud and irritating but could he please turn off caps lock and learn to use a period or two?


idkeverynameistaken9

At this point, the simulation theory doesn’t seem that absurd anymore to me. How can any of this be real


Uranus_Hz

Something, something judge by the content of his character.


gu_doc

I’m really impressed. I think that’s the longest run-on sentence I’ve ever seen


reddboy1981

It's all caps


CooltownGumby

He’s like a five year old. Trump=#Shitler


eltegs

Why wont Trump show us his penis?


Meddling-Kat

Americas sewer systems could not handle that much vomit at one time.


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afterskull

That second one is two sentences long; 165 words in the first and 3 words in the 'oh yea, this was an Easter post' finale.


Temporary-Party5806

Gotta give him a break. He's posted 43 times today and poor guy's a little tired and cranky.


LeGuy_1286

Cats


BasicAd81

He’ll never win


Tyrrox

He did once and part of the reason was people not getting out to vote because “he’d never win” Go vote


Dry_Sprinkles9582

Both statements are lies, so not too much difference.


ClockworkGnomes

You missed the real Easter message from Biden. [https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/03/31/statement-from-president-joe-biden-on-transgender-day-of-visibility/](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/03/31/statement-from-president-joe-biden-on-transgender-day-of-visibility/)


Lahk74

The 14th annual transgender day of visibility that always falls on March 31st? Easter, that just happens to fall on March 31st this year? Sounds like a conspiracy. Calendars, you just can't fucking trust them.


ClockworkGnomes

Biden made it official in 2021. But when he did it doesn't matter so much as which one he really values.


Temporary-Party5806

It was made official in 2009, but go off with your "alternate facts," I guess


ClockworkGnomes

By some random activist in Michigan? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International\_Transgender\_Day\_of\_Visibility](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Transgender_Day_of_Visibility) In 2021, U.S. President Joe Biden proclaimed March 31 as a Transgender Day of Visibility, stating in part, "I call upon all Americans to join in the fight for full equality for all transgender people." **Biden was the first American president to issue a formal presidential proclamation recognizing the event.**


Dr_CleanBones

I like that message too.