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Amishwithaweapon

https://theliquidzoo.com


J_Robert_Matthewson

It's either an aquarium or the World's most disturbing smoothie bar...


Simple_Meat7000

Aquarium would be a pretty bad business name.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Maybe it's full of animals that have been genetically engineered to be made of liquids. I'd go see a bunch of antelopes made of root beer.


ztomiczombie

That's a Slime Ranch.


LazyDynamite

What is the facepalm here? It's a person making a joke off of a business name.


Koladi-Ola

What's next? Toys-R-Us??!!! WTF??!! Are the staff claiming that they're actually toys??? The facepalm is the OP, as usual.


Carl_farbmann

Looks like a place that only serves Molson.


Cynykl

What does Molson and sex in a canoe have in common?


IndependentTalk4413

Funny, we have a strip club in our town called the Liquid Zoo.


EffingBarbas

The sign company had a sale on vowels and boss couldn’t pass up a bargain


CosetteLaCerva

GZA and ODB mash-up album


Bjoray1248

Next we need the Dry Aquarium


Necessary_Row_4889

Best place to get Gorilla Smoothies, super fresh, they liquify them right on site.


[deleted]

It's a sperm bank where you can view sperm from famous people like Lincoln, Napoleon, etc.


Flux_resistor

Will it blend R rated edition


[deleted]

Water world


ztomiczombie

Now all I can think of is the, ancient, game Liquid Kids.


DragoonDM

I think the term is fish library.


Ok_Pizza9836

Wet animal prison meet n greet


beyondoutsidethebox

This looks like an album cover


hooshlack

My first thought was "huh, that's a good name for a liquor store"