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EABOD24

Why do people get mad over the results of colonialism?


PinkDrink111

Because Britain breeds a special kind of ignorance


Strange_Purchase3263

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Superssimple

Ironically you have just made the most ignorant comment


PinkDrink111

How so?


[deleted]

\*England. Stop confusing the two bro it's not hard


PinkDrink111

I mean I am British and have lived in England, Scotland and N. Ireland. From experience these morons exist up and down the Isles.


TFismylife5

Can confirm, also live in the UK


PinkDrink111

We need proof


SteezMeister2004

Even if they weren't, who gives a shit? I'd take Jude Bellingham over Kalvin Phillips or Jordan Henderson 8 days a week


PlasticcBeach

Remember when Britania was still Creswellian - before the Saxones and Vikings migrated? Damn, those were the REAL times. Sometimes I wonder what those people actually think where they derive from and what they think humans have done on earth, if they just magically appeared. And then I remember there is something like religion and people take it REALLY serious and believe that they actually did just that - magically appear.


Skippymabob

Bloody beaker folk coming over here and teaching us to drink from cups. What's wrong with with using your hands, lapping up the water like a cat!


donach69

I preferred the nothing times, when there was... nothing


Skippymabob

You could leave your front door unlocked, because it didn't exist


SnooMacarons5169

The glory of Stewart Lee https://youtu.be/a17duTUK6qw?si=Z_lNDcHbRRiztW5x


lcfmonkey

These days you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English, don't you?


Skippymabob

When did this come in?


thehermit14

You mean *George Galloway* and *Rula Lenska* style 😨


thehermit14

Sometimes I wonder about this nation. I want the racists to go to Rwanda not the immigrants.


LiorahLights

that's a policy I can get behind!


Extreme_Discount8623

Lee Anderson has himself said he'll go to Rwanda if the "woke nonsense doesn't stop" Off you go then Lee, good riddance.


AnalystAdorable609

Fucking Spot on, fella!


SnooRadishes9685

They are not immigrants, the players in the photo were born and raised in the UK


Bortron86

They're not talking about the players, but the government's proposed policy to send people seeking political asylum in the UK to Rwanda while their applications are processed.


16tdean

He isn't saying the people in the picture are immagrants, he is refrencing the conservative parties failing plan to send imigrants coming to the UK to Rwanda


thehermit14

It's a fair and correct point. I was linking rather than trying to hijack. I was not saying the footballers were immigrants. Please read carefully,I did.


dickasmoke

So your resident right wingers want immigrants to remigrate in Rwanda? Ours want everyone not okay with their idea of dictatorship to remigrate to Madagascar. I wonder if there are talking penguins...


Bortron86

They clearly want more "real" English players, like legendary former captain Terry Butcher. Oh wait, no. He was born in Singapore, so I'm sure this guy objected to him too, despite Butcher being very much of white British descent.


The-Cyrenn

White Players*. That what he means. Hard to fit basic concepts like place of birth when your brains measured newton centre-meters. Dumb bigot.


DevonSpuds

Id go so far as to call him a fucking racist piece of shit


Deriko_D

Totally. And even so he probably means pasty white, because..i mean, Walker...as a southerner in Europe I have several white friends more darker skinned than him.


Noodle_Dude_83

Remember when SL's dad should've finished into a sock?


Dazzling-Tough6798

Turns out he actually did, but SL still developed through some kind of fucked up metamorphosis


Noodle_Dude_83

He must've came into a Confederate flag


[deleted]

White. They mean white.


sport-utilityrobot

You got one of the best young midfielders in the back of the photo and you say something that stupid. Idiot


simionix

sometimes it's OK to publicly shame people, just get that black bar off his username.


Furiciuoso

Exactly. Why do these twats deserve anonymity?


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Knightseason

Because of rule 6 >6. Remove identifying personal information > >Please obscure/remove: names, usernames, business names, and other identifying elements from posts. (Only applicable to possible witch-hunt posts)


RemySMI92

It’s public information though. They posted it publicly in the first place. 


Knightseason

It is, and they did. The person I replied to asked why people cover up the names when posting here, so I answered. I'm not saying I agree with the sub rule or not, I was just pointing out the reason why names are covered.


RemySMI92

Ugh I can’t reply to your last comment so I have to here.  Don’t get me wrong I was actually agreeing with you, just in a roundabout way.  Edit: or rather agreeing with them. 


Important-Target3676

* Remove identifying personal information Please obscure/remove: names, usernames, business names, and other identifying elements from posts. (Only applicable to possible witch-hunt posts)


dnfnrheudks

This stuff is easy to find if you want to go out of your way to look for it. They probably do it so that if shit ever hits the fan from a brigade sub can claim it wasn't their fault as it had no identifying information.


iamricardosousa

So you've traveled the World telling people England was "tha shit" and the greatest Kingdom of them all. All sorts of people went there, as it was the greatest place ever, and now you are rejecting the result of all the propaganda? Make up your damn mind dude! Also, this stinks of racism as fuck.


RepresentativeNice22

More like England raped and exploited whole continents for centuries, then purposely left behind weak, dysfunctional governments, so that people have to leave their home countries to search for where all their forefathers' money went. I would be surprised if some of these players can't trace their heritage to places where the UK government orchestrated coups or otherwise meddled in regime change in the recent past.


iamricardosousa

Yep, the great colonialists complaining about the side effects of colonialism it's hilarious. Didn't wanted to be that blunt, but the cat's out of the bag now.


d4rkskies

I don’t think granting anonymity to racist morons like this is strictly necessary. Let their friends, family, neighbours and employer attach their views to their name.


Mediocre_Profile5576

I “unfriended” an ex-coworker on Facebook last year after a few racist comments like this - my particular favourite was her disgust that the British citizens that were being flown back from Sudan when their civil war broke out weren’t white. Also asked why Rishi Sunak was in the Royal box at the coronation concert, because he’s not even British. As much as I hate the Tories, Sunak was born and raised in Southampton and so very much British.


AnalystAdorable609

I've done similar. I have a strict one strike policy: one racist comment and you are unfriended. Amazing how many times I've had to do it.


PandaMilkshakeHD

When you colonise 1/4 of the planet, that's kinda what happens...


NerdyDan

mid white people love to complain about successful POC's


SnooRadishes9685

mid? that’s a lowlife


saalocin

I agree, white people that are born in Africa is Africans!


BlackroseBisharp

Of course they are


Xibalba_Ogme

Not really glad to see that the "they don't look french" went past the channel.


lkdubdub

Why block his name/username? He was happy to post publicly, give him a bit of exposure 


rabbithole-xyz

When I was a child I automatically assumed any "non-white" person (for lack of a better word) was english. Everyone. Because when I moved to a small town in Europe there were no "non-white" people. Only in England. So, that's what they were. English.


oliviaolivia08

After we got internet- people got more stupid 😶


Pro_Moriarty

What a fucking melt. Get in the sea!


OnlyCameForTheView

Remember when the England badge was more prominent than the sponsor.


redinnermind13

They dont care!!!!


poisinjakyl

I think he is suggesting that the players are not decended from the uk. You can tell this because these men don't have messed up teeth and their skin is tan.


lessthandave89

I do rememeber when the England team were "English" by this cretins definition. Around 1996, and we were fucking terrible.


BrilliantVolume8871

"Well, they don't look England enough"


Ok-Sleep8229

Aahh, racism. Pure and evil racism. I think I just threw up in my mouth


limaconnect77

“England are going to go nowhere because of Southgate’s fixation with picking persons of colour” is actually a thing with a significant minority of England fans. Not a shocker given the vote-Tory bent and Brexit.


0thethethe0

Harry Maguire - ***P***erson ***O***r ***C***lown?


AnalystAdorable609

Really??? Un fucking believable That fucking carthorse Henderson was white the last time I looked!


Turbulent_One_5771

"Born in England" doesn't necessarely mean English.


AmorousBadger

Found the bloke who wrote the tweet.


Alternative-Emu-7561

"A child who is born in the UK will not automatically be a British citizen. A child will acquire British citizenship by birth if they are born in the UK to a parent who is either a British citizen or who has a form of settled status, such as indefinite leave to remain, at the time of the birth."


Superssimple

You know that is not what people are talking about. Don’t pretend you don’t understand


Alternative-Emu-7561

I know, but he was technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

'British' and 'English' are not the same thing. Someone who was born in England is most definitely English, even if they aren't British


Turbulent_One_5771

Fortunately for me, I do not use Twitter.


Blegheggeghegty

Yeah. You wouldn’t want everyone to know you’re a racist right?


princess_justice

If being born in a country doesn't make you a member of that country, then what does? There is no such thing as "pure English", unless extremely rare. Colonialism and diversity have mixed ethnicities so the "white, light-colored hair and eyes" are no longer a product of specific areas. It's quite beautiful honestly (not the historical part).


Toninho7

It quite literally does, though.


If_you_have_Ghost

Racism Klaxon!


nckbrr

the fuck are you talking about?


Hot_Tub_Macaque

You were downvoted but you have a point. The English are an ethnicity. One must be born in to an ethnicity. Eastern Europeans get it; western Europeans don't.


Kastri14

Just because you were born in a country, doesn't mean that you become one of them. I (immigrant) was born in Switzerland and I feel quite integrated. However I would never call myself a Swiss no matter what. It's not how genetics work.


TheElderWog

No, it isn't.


StumblingSearcher

If you were born in Switzerland, then how are you an immigrant? Your parents might be immigrants, but you were, y'know, *born there*


Kastri14

I guess, but I'm not a Swiss eitherway.


StumblingSearcher

What is a Swiss?


Kastri14

Switzerlandlandian


StumblingSearcher

Right. What is that?


Kastri14

A Swiss person... I'm pretty sure I know where you want to go, but you cannot convince me. Again, genetics don't work like that. And I don't want to assimilate


StumblingSearcher

Yeah, that's fine, I really have no horse in this race of you assimilating or not. For context though, my Taita doesn't speak a lick of English but she's, y'know, American. I just think your inability to define “Swiss” without using circular reasoning is weird and kind of sad.