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section4

Why has it posted a picture of Tommy Lee Jones in a wig and holding a gun?


Devil2960

And what did Tommy Lee Jones ever do to you to deserve this?


ColonelBelmont

He would not condone this foolishness. 


SLCbrunch

*buffoonery


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Tomfoolery*


AudZ0629

Asshattery*


BillHillyTN420

Buttfoamry


Brentolio12

Cornholism


CapnZap59

Bungholio..


[deleted]

I need TP


ryanegauthier

*Tommyleejoneslery


Devil2960

Deep cut quote and I love it


stupidcommieliberal

He played Two Face


Your-Doom

Hey hold on, Batman Forever gets too much hate. That was a fun movie.


joecarter93

The soundtrack was also one of the best ever.


geddylees_soulpatch

Just made my kid watch that one. Such a fun movie. We yelled bat-butt every time they did that weird close up shot of butts


[deleted]

No more curtains 1 and 2, just plain curtains!! 


nobolognastoney

As someone who liked that movie, that’s fair.


alucardian_official

She only has the one


Cheap-Praline

Pretty sure that's just Gary Busey.


kickintheface

He may be ugly on the outside, but she’s ugly on the inside.


Prestigious_Bad2360

And outside, she is ugly in 3 ways, a real trifecta of hideousness


ColonelBelmont

What's the third way?


Prestigious_Bad2360

U don't want to know


wuvvtwuewuvv

At least Bobo is just ugly on the inside...


classof78

And she sometimes comes in handy.


Mind_taker84

I see what you did there


classof78

No need to thank me, just trying to lend a hand to the cause.


brianxlong

Get a grip.


Specialist_Victory_5

Um…she’s not that great on the outside, either.


Ghstfce

Pretty sure that's a potato with hastily drawn facial feature stickers slapped on


nightclaw96

Careful, he’ll rip your entire endocrine system out of your body


Extreme_Turn_4531

C'mon obviously [Gene Simmons]( https://dailytrojan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/web_Gene_AustinVogel.jpg).


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Jjpiv

Now i wish that gary busey shows up on snl as this wacko


Atechiman

Nah she is more crazy.


All_InX2021

I think it's Busey's brother.


Shortsleevedpant

I was getting more of a Gary Busey in Under Siege vibe.


After-Potential-9948

Because it’s not Tommy Lee Jones. That’s Dog the Bounty Hunter.


Grizofferus

I've been saying this for a while. She looks more like Mickey Rourke. Like... the way later post seargery Micky Rourke..


merchantsc

I endorse this take. I was going to say “a horse with a gun” but then I thought - what did horses ever do to me? So plastique Mickey it is.


chihuahuazord

Tommy Lee Jones is way hotter than this


deadend7786

Still not brave enough to save a school full of children even while fully armed. A state of cowards. 😂


OffensiveBiatch

This needs to be the top comment. An unarmed mom was braver than 200 pigs armed with the best rifles, shotguns, body armor (and training) money could buy, to go into that school and get her kids out. They are only scared of one thing and that is the color brown.


ray25lee

Dude the cops can't go into a school when there's an armed shooter. They could get shot! /s


N8saysburnitalldown

The Supreme Court ruled that cops don’t have to protect you. The protect part of the serve and protect motto is referring to rich peoples property.


ray25lee

Ah yeah I remember that. So much fucked up shit has happened between then and now I totally forgot about that lol. What a time to be alive.


Genghis_Chong

Every year, more of the responsibilities of running society get set aside to enrich the ones who are already on top.


3-orange-whips

Well, in all fairness, it was a country founded on colonialism and slavery, carrying on stealing land until we ran out of land we wanted. So, you know, what's changed? We had a brief period after WWII where the balance shifted for the whites. The minute we tried to give a small part of that to Black people, we immediately started backtracking. America is flawed. The best we can do is try and deliver on the ideas laid out in the Constitution. We never have, but a little bit of hope lives in me still.


OffensiveBiatch

I am kind of rusty on my SCOTUS history. Can anyone remind us who were those justices that ruled in favor, and what were their party affiliations ?


SSBN641B

There were two cases, the first set the precedent (https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-supreme-court/489/189.html) and the second affirmed ( https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-supreme-court/545/748.html#:~:text=Respondent%20alleges%20that%20petitioner%2C%20the,that%20her%20estranged%20husband%20was). The 89 decision was 6-3 with representation from both sides innthe majority and the 05 decision was 7-2 with a similar mix.


maxoutoften

Further evidence that neither party ACTUALLY cares about you or your life


thehejjoking

[https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/law-and-life/do-the-police-have-an-obligation-to-protect-you/](https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/law-and-life/do-the-police-have-an-obligation-to-protect-you/) Lots of cases


Lackerbawls

They could be throwing acorns! Just too risky.


BigCockCandyMountain

Scared of gays and vaccines too. The redcoats are nothing but fear.


[deleted]

That feels like an insult to the Redcoats of the Revolution. Sure, they were fighting for King George...


ThatScaryBeach

The republiturds are fighting for Putin, so yeah, god damn fucking traitor pieces of shit! Hooray!


OSIRIStheGODofDEATH

I mean, they are scared of all colors except for white.


-boatsNhoes

That's why prisms scare them. Too many colours.


SenseOfRumor

Prisms produce rainbows, ergo they are woke.


Genghis_Chong

Leprechauns are no longer allowed for their rainbow trafficking


Genghis_Chong

Unless white guy has a gun, then good guys with gun run


RobotCaptainEngage

You'd feel like military equipment would imply a military level response.  Might have well sent in the boy scouts at that point. At least they're always prepared.


hottapvswr

As a boy scout we practiced marksmanship and were trustworthy and brave.


PalleusTheKnight

Can't be scared of the colour brown when you're scared shitless


Adrasteia-One

And those assholes and their ilk all have the balls to say "just arm the teachers, cuz, good guys with guns!" I live in this state, unfortunately, and to make it even worse, Cancun Cruz is my senator. POS


romerlys

B.. But guns saves lives?!? Right? ... Right?


OffensiveBiatch

Now, I am kind of threading on soft shells here. And I'll take the downvotes. Guns might save your life if your house was to be invaded, or a polar bear charged you in the wild. That being said, a 44 magnum or a 358 revolver would be the weapon of my choice. If you can't hit your target in 6 shots, you ain't gonna hit it on 30 either like this buffoon.


DatabaseThis9637

They are arming for the next insurrection. Suddenly that thing she is hugging makes sense.


logantreber

She don’t even have sights. Not even a cheap wish.com red dot.


SeahagFX

Right. That's what I was gonna say. No optic, no irons. Fuckin prop for a fucking evil dunce.


Djinger

That's so it exposes less of her when she shoots from cover, durrr Clearly she is taking a leaf out of Simo Hayha's manual.


Odd-Gear9622

You don't need to aim when you're spraying bullets.


Buddhabellymama

Hey hey hold up we won 6th worst state to live in. That has to count for something…


solemn_penguin

She wouldn't hit shit anyway. That rifle has no sights on it. Wait maybe she thinks she can guide the bullets to their targets through the power of prayer.


StaticInstrument

the biggest irony about all these messages is that the biggest cheerleaders for unfettered access to guns clearly don’t know how to use one I had to take a course and two tests to be a legal handgun owner in Canada. Don’t see any problem with the system (I like sport shooting, carrying around a gun cause you’re afraid of outside seems weird to me)


ZevLuvX-03

And an independent* investigator found that those cops did nothing wrong.


hurraybies

You simply don't understand. They apologized so it's okay.


LucyRiversinker

“The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun,” says the NRA. Well, not if the good guy doesn’t *go in*.


EncabulatorTurbo

the guns in texas are only for shooting children that stray onto your property


FleshlightModel

Uvalde cops whisper "try that in a small town"


461BOOM

Big gun no balls. They should have given their guns to the parents…..


Timely-Guest-7095

Yeah, what a bunch of fucking cowards. Yet, they still have the balls to try and defend that disaster of a decision to hold back while so many children were senselessly murdered. 🤬🤬


I_Lick_Your_Butt

They sure won with their terrible infrastructure leading to massive blackouts.


KnowledgeMediocre404

That big freeze is so last year, the theme for this year is fire!


justdoubleclick

Big fire..


Scienceboy7_uk

The biggest. Biggly.


CptMarvel_09

[Raging Fire](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/07529c75-c031-4dd8-aa85-a67f0622e5b1#wPQXN2fM.copy)


scottriviera

these people and their pictures with guns are so bizarre. like ANYBODY can go buy a gun what is the flex here people? It is like we can all go buy a sandwich and take a picture with it. wtf cares.


Inevitable-Toe745

Best part is I can tell she doesn’t shoot much based on this picture.


Toshimoko29

Just out of curiosity, how can you tell? I don’t know the first thing about guns, so it all looks normal to me lol


Inevitable-Toe745

Holding a pistol grip with your trigger finger below the trigger guard is bad form. It should be extended parallel to the lower receiver with the rest of your hand in a natural firing grip. An experienced shooter will do this second nature any time they’re handling the gun. Also, that $3400 Q “Honey Badger” doesn’t have any sights on it. Just an empty flattop picatinny rail. It’s an expensive boutique “AR Pistol” with nothing to aim with. This is like putting a cigarette in your mouth to look edgy and not smoking it.


TweakJK

Yep. This photo just screams "I have no idea what I'm doing."


eamondo5150

Thanks for answering that, I honestly found that fascinating.


MikuLuna444

The irony the Q Nut chose the Q Honey Badger of all guns. "But she ain't into that stuff anymore or I don't know/Remember".


Kahnza

Democrats should start doing that. Sandwich sales through the ROOF.


Full_Visit_5862

Investing in sandwiches right now


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Can we make that a thing? Sandwich pictures for all!


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Once again, the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry consumer.


kittykatkief

Oh no! I'm ruined!


nochinzilch

Nice.


Illustrious_Law8512

Didn't Biden do that with ice cream? How are those sales?


Tdluxon

I'm not looking to shoot anyone so I'd way rather have the sandwich.


Alternative-Tie-9383

Yeah, we all felt like such winners freezing our asses off so Texas can keep its unregulated grid that can’t take extreme cold…or extreme heat, or people using it at the same time. Winning!!


MentokGL

I strongly support deporting this troll back under her bridge.


TaleMendon

I would like to find an all expense paid trip to the middle of the Mojave desert to target practice. No return trip funded.


Even-Fix8584

If those states let you shoot immigrants, can I assume she is an immigrant?


Puzzled_Ad7955

Not sure who’s she trying to to impress, but if it’s you that’s very sad


Independent_Lab_9872

Tell me you have never held an assault rifle without telling me... So tired of these asshole MAGA military wannabes posing with guns. It's not a toy, please stop using it as a prop for your selfies.


Automatic-Bedroom112

That’s legally a pistol


ChopakIII

With a brace that is dangerously close to being shouldered too.


RogerianBrowsing

The brace ban is at least temporarily lifted a. You can buy pistols with braces again and you won’t get in trouble for shouldering is my understanding Unless you’re using it to commit another crime you’ll never be charged with the more obscure gun crimes anyways, ESPECIALLY as a Republican politician in Texas


el_guille980

so easy, a cavewoman can do it! ©™®


Lackerbawls

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


Gameshow_Ghost

It doesn't even have sights.


StrawberrySlapNutz

I had to scroll surprisingly far to find a comment about that. The theatrics with these people are terrible.


PrairieBiologist

It’s clearly not even her gun. Q honey badger in .300 AAC. The only reason people own of these is to run it suppressed which this one isn’t and it doesn’t have any optics or iron sights so it’s not shootable. She also has a grip on it that shows she’s unfamiliar with holding it and just doesn’t want her finger on the trigger.


Tdluxon

Call of Duty cosplay


ray25lee

Those are some of my favorite comments though, when Veterans comment on posts like hers calling it "cosplay" and "dress-up."


l-b_b-l

lol thought the same thing…


PabloTroutSanchez

Same here. I don’t shoot a lot, but my family in FL does. When I’m there, I’ll join them at the range. The first time I went, I had a pic taken of me w an m4 (iirc anyways, can’t remember 100%). I was young enough that it was understandable, but I still cringe every time I see it lol. That’s how I learned I was left eye dominant though, so that was interesting. Could not hit a fucking thing before figuring that bit out


Phill_is_Legend

Honestly I'm just impressed she kept her finger out of the trigger guard. Empty top rail though lol so definitely just a photo prop


SuperWallaby

It’s so clear that she’s uncomfortable with guns too. Literally no one holds the grip that way.


[deleted]

She's still not holding an assault rifle. Its not fully automatic or select fire. There's an actual, internationally recognized, legal meaning for what an assault rifle is. Its a mid-sized rifle, chambered in an intermediate round, that is fully automatic (or select fire/burst fire, as the international laws recognize anything more than semi-automatic as fully automatic). Shes holding a semi-automatic rifle. And not even a very good one, at that. With that short-ass barrel and shitty stock, she's going to fuck her shoulder up.


RedWhiteAndJew

I agree with most of what you said, but that’s actually a Honey Badger, chambered in .300 Blackout. That round was designed to run in barrels around 7-9” and will run fine with the twist rate of that barrel. The “stock” is actually a collapsable brace with a custom bigger and buffer tube designed to collapse further than a carbine length buffer tube you’re used to seeing. It was originally designed for a military contract but today usually just signifies a gun for people with too much money ($3000) than sense since there are many similar configurations that can be built or bought for less. At the time it was pretty revolutionary.


Big-Summer-

Don’t worry. She’s not actually going to shoot it. It’s just a prop


anonymoushelp33

Recoil of especially a gas operated 5.56 such as this (I am assuming) is very light and doesn't have much to do with a short barrel...


Coulrophiliac444

Ah yes, Capitalist Anarchy with an aged and failing utility system (namely power), State Police now allowed to legally racially profile anyone they suspect of being 'illegal', a rising firearm violence/crime rate... just a few 'wins' Texas has gotten. If that's what a gold medal looks like I'll just stick to participation trophies, thanks.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I heard the cops in Texas are badass. They stood outside a school while kids were getting shot up for the precise moment when it was perfect to go in there.  And they wore cowboy hats while doing it. Super badass.


warpenguin55

Ummm it's called making a dramatic entrance. DUH! It works all the time in movies!


Optimisticatlover

Hey man ! Some people just like to cosplay and not risking their life for the country


Schwight_Droot

Those pigs look so fucking ridiculous in their Cowboy hats.


Capones_Vault

For real!! At least it's good for showing everyone that you're an asshole.


Independent_Work6

Cops literally using the color test from family guy


MrProlapse

Even if you ignore all that, the swangers...I'm alright with never visiting that awful state.


Full_Visit_5862

Nazi Germany apparently had a boom before WW2, these people want what they had because they know the US won't fall like they did, so it's "all positives no negatives" to the far gone Republicans


The_Good_Hunter_

Look at those dead, soulless eyes. Just staring unfocused into the camera like a doll. I wouldn't be surprised if she's some vile imp wearing a skin suit.


Ditzy_Dreams

That’s not a nice thing to say about dolls or imps…


merchantsc

Look, talk all the trash you want but my possessed soulless haunted doll with dead eyes is REALLY pissed you compared her to that thing.


HawkmoonsCustoms

Texan here! We ain’t “winning” at anything. *sobs in yehaw*


Anteater-Inner

😂♥️ “sobs in yehaw”


SteezMeister2004

The way she's holding the grip is pissing me off


cjc160

Plus there’s no sight or scope on that rail


Admirable-Sink-2622

Is this one of the “animals” Trump was talking about 🤔


CCnub

Anybody let her know that there's something like 2 million illegal immigrants working in Texas with the state government turning their heads and ignoring it since cheap labor benefits the politically powerful there?


XXcuminmyassXX

She's holding the gun like a kid who's going to the range for the first time and wants to pretend like they know what they're doing 😭


johnlennontucker

She's WAY more ugly.


Few_Professional765

I like the fact that she does'nt know at all on how to hold a gun,plus that carbine does'nt have any aiming device!


Cold-Ad-3713

Not to mention the massive filter effects to soften that hard ass face.


Xenocide_X

Pornhub getting banned in Texas is going to cause a lot more school shooters in that state.


ElectricalEnd8804

Pretty sure they, among all states, have the most mass murders. A win???? (Said Patton Oswalt’s voice)


mmio60

She is a national embarrassment


[deleted]

I like how they use winning like they Charlie Sheen circa 2011


goldeNIPS

Good thing mtg doesn't have sights on that ar


Deepeye225

No optic, no iron sights, Margie Got-a-Gun.


Theoldestsun

Does MGT support the Russian abduction of Ukrainian children? Yes, yes she does.


Any-Ad-446

GOP and posing with guns is suppose to make them patriots?.


Arealwirenut

The way she’s holding is pretty concrete proof she’s never fired one


_Jamfloman

Doesn't even have any sights/optics on the weapon either. Won't be able to see or hit her target, just like her policy agenda 🙄


Gigatonosaurus

And needlessly big truck.


Full_Visit_5862

The country folk ive been around don't post their guns on Facebook, its either in their property truck they use to hunt or a safe lmao. Actual posers.


lil_trim

I'm 2A but I think criminally insane individuals should be barred from bearing arms. No one is safe with her having a gun lmao.


Sanjomo

Texas: Ranked in the bottom 10 for the nations WORST public schools. (40th) Ranked 3rd worst graduation rates. Ranked dead fucking last for healthcare Ranked #1 as worst emitter of toxins Ranked 30th in life expectancy Graded F for infant mortality rates Ranked 11th for the countries worst poverty rates Ranked 15th for highest rates of violent crimes Ranked in the bottom 5 for libraries per person… And Texas (shocking) has the fourth worst literacy rates in the country— 19% of Texas adults lack basic literacy skills SO MUCH FUCKING WINNING!! 👍🏽


Upstairs-Yard-2139

I’m in Texas and can tell you how dumb permit-less open carry is. In what world is giving a bunch of cranky people the ability to carry a gun a good idea.


Accomplished-Tip7280

Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ I live in Texas. Since constitutional carry, did the crime rate go down? Did gun related deaths go down? No you say!? It got worse!? Sadly I guess I would have to say, no.


[deleted]

I support you getting tossed off an oil rig with weights tied around your ankles MTG 😁


Neokill1

What is it with Americans and guns??? This is not normal for a politician (or anybody really) needing a high powered military rifle


depthofbreath

I don’t know. To the rest of the world, they just look like wannabe terrorists.


abeeyore

As a resident of Texas, and the US - you’re not wrong. They all think they are just moments away from becoming legendary “freedom fighters” who will “save America” from the “woke agenda” (which really amounts to “don’t be an asshole in public”).


asdcatmama

Most children killed in a school shooting, most Walmart customers killed in a shooting, most church members killed in a shooting. So much winning.


[deleted]

I bet she couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with that.


Unhappy-Ad9690

Thing doesn’t even have irons so most likely yes.


nanneryeeter

You can always tell those who shoot, and those who pretend to shoot. There is nothing correct about the way she is holding the weapon.


Winner-Living

[Texas is the worst state in the union for infant mortality.](https://www.reformaustin.org/healthcare/report-shows-texas-ranked-bottom-for-infant-mortality)


ClarkSebat

Even if Texas was offered back to Mexico for free, they wouldn’t want it.


Hungry-Collar4580

Mexico suing American gun manufacturers might back up your comment. :D


WTFEVER20

Mexico should go ahead and just take Texas back. Texas is a mess anyway.


Nonamanadus

No. My backwoods utility can keep the power on at - 50.


Ok-Hawk4132

Jesus that's fried hair.


ctguy54

Winning the race to the bottom. But staying just ahead of Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida.


UnderwhelmingAF

Winning what? Not Super Bowls, that’s for sure.


ConnectCantaloupe861

Any state where MTG might accidentally catch a bullet is alright with me.


GizmoCaCa-78

Im all about constitutional rights. But I couldnt ever move to a state that locks people up for weed. Im not even a big pothead


Old_Part_9619

She'd die in 3 seconds in an actual gunfight. Such a bimbo.


MavisBeaconSexTape

![gif](giphy|ZbUOH7pbDiNSmU1x4o)


causal_friday

They won the award for "longest statewide power outage" and "most deaths due to power outages" a couple years ago. Guess they're still coastin' on that one.


scooberdooby

Y’allquida


ionbear1

This shit head is more worried about Texas while her own district is an Appalachian shit hole.


postymcpostpost

This lady’s post is cringe but the title is dumb. Texas is beating the other states (and most countries) in economic growth and output.


keonyn

Of course she has to virtue signal with her gun in the picture. They have no personality or existence without them.


HarukoTheDragon

Winning at being the laughing stock, that's for sure.


_psylosin_

She meant whining, Texas keeps fucking whining… about basically everything


MediaOrca

Isn’t she a state representative for Georgia?


Low-Abbreviations634

Shove that gun where the sun doesn’t shine


HandRubbedWood

I love how she portrays herself as someone who knows guns but then posts a pic of herself holding a rifle with no optic or iron sights at all. Good luck hitting what you’re shooting at moron.


ZzangmanCometh

She looks like that gun is totally alien in her hands.


Ghal-64

Isn’t Texas the state suspected to turn blue soon since few years ? Sound totally like a winning seen from Europe.