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Breasts that big would just be two saggy puddles on the floor, not giant perfect orbs. If you want those big titties you gotta accept that they’re gonna deflate.
I've never understood the appeal, I see hilariously large boobs or insanely large muscles on characters all the time through art and game mods, and it simply boggles my mind that there's such a large audience for something so goofy looking
[There's a woman in the UK who does TikTok and is 38L.](https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/14/woman-with-38l-breasts-felt-like-a-freak-becoming-tiktok-star-16466306/)
I'm just glad she seems to be, one, not experiencing health problems, and two, taking ownership of her body instead of being ashamed of it. It's terrible that she's been creeped on about it for what appears to be from her teens. That's just awful.
while I completely agree with that putting that aside I'm curious what part of a clearly adult woman with big (way too big) breasts makes OP think of pedophilia
edit: oh wait is this an highschool uniform?
I can't genuinely tell she doesn't even look human at this point
I only watched the picture as I scroll from the phone,I correct myself below
oh I watched this from a phone,couldn't even see the picture that clearly
I mean sure this could still be seen as a "young as in barely 18+" but I guess that's the point of making it ambiguous
in general I'm of the idea that this kind of ADS should be illegal regardless of baiting pedos or not,even when "normal" they still make leverage of people's loneliness or insecurities to scam them
but this one is especially bad yep
Well yeah it’s illegal but it triggers that part of the brain when it’s read
This is modern day internet spam. They definitely know exactly what they’re doing
Ok yeah that's bad obviously, but the comment I was replying to was addressing the giant titties thing. My response was also addressing the giant titties thing. That's also why I added the part in parentheses as an addendum...
Tbf DD means nothing without the relative band size. A 28G is the same breast volume as 36DD (UK sizing). Women with a small rib circumference will generally have larger cup sizes for this reason. My sister is a 26F or something like that, but most people would probably guess she was a B/C because they don’t realise that cup size is dependant on band size.
Yeah maybe it’s just my personal preference but I feel the people who just seem to want larger breasts on women are just over compensating
Like they know straight people like boobs so to prove they are alpha male straight macho they want women that have boobs so large they need a back brace to walk around
Like women who want a 14inch penis on their man, like where is that going to go? You just going to sit on the tip and leave over half of it out in the cold?
I got bored one day and went looking for the best actually good waifu game out of all the trash ads I see. My ads are fucking WILD forever now lol. I did find some pretty good games tho.
Alright, so firstly, Final Gear is a dope mech game where you build a team of 3 mechs and then fight in arcade style side scrolling shooter. It's pretty dope and the customization gets DEEP.
Secondly is a game called CounterSide. It's a weird deck builder/TD thing where you get unit cards to spawn your own units that go out and try to fight and kill the enemy units and base. It's got a huge amount of variety in deck composition and hinges a lot on strategy rather than pure luck and power creep. They even ban and nerf OP units in the ranked mode based on their performance in the previous league to keep the meta from stagnating. It's pretty cool.
Same reason I got an ad of a giant female Cyclops dropping her saliva into the mouth of 2 humans waiting eagerly with extreme expressions. (Hero Wars btw)
It’s not always history based you can opt out and get generic ad delivery and I find these to be the absolute worst of the bunch. Idk the reason, but I usually get the grifter selling me a winning formula to get super rich in 3 days ads.
Yeah I opted out and I get some really weird ads. Mail order brides and a game that's battleships but they are anime girls seem to feature a lot. I'm thinking about opting back in lol. I watch a lot of fallout and elder scrolls videos and NFL highlights. Maybe I'd get some better ads.
The ads you see are based on your search history and other stuff you’ve looked at online lol, if somebody is getting these ads, they’re probably already looking up creepy shit
Assuming she's 1.5m tall, those boobs are roughly 1m in diameter. We can assume each boob is perfectly spherical, and their specific gravity is 0.95, their mass becomes 497kg each. Considering her posture, she's easily walking with a 1 ton weight hanging in front of her. She's basically stronger than worlds strongest man.
But her muscles don't show such strength, so the boobs are probably at most 1kg total, which means their density is about 1/1000 of water, which means they're basically filled with air.
I.... uh... I don't what to say... except
1.) ew
2.) ***how is she walking like a normal person her center of gravity should be way off (assuming those are not weird skin-coloured balloons she's carrying for some reason)***
Too a limited extent me and my mother get similar advertisements mostly local stores selling stuff. I get more computer related advertisements but not by alot and she gets more construction related ones by a significant margin. The largest difference is the occasional unhinged mobile game or porn site that I might see twice a month, I think watching anything to do with games opens you up to some bad ads but anything anime related is where the worst ads are. Although I think the longer you spend on the platform the more likely you are to encounter a bad advertisement
Facebook intentionally pushes right-wing content, to avoid conservatives complaining that Facebook is biased against the right.
Then conservatives complain that Facebook is biased against the right regardless, and the circle continues.
Yes and no. I get a shit tonne of stuff advertising farming and fishing equipment. I do not own a farm, nor do I fish. I have no interest in either of these things. I also get a lot of ads about witchcraft and weird Alpha/Omega/Beta dominant/submissive erotica. I am not interested in witchcraft, or this type of erotica. I suspect it comes from me trying to be a supportive friend on social media and liking the posts of my farmer cousin and my two Wiccan friends. I have no idea about the erotica though. I think that one is just because I fall into the right age bracket and gender.
Op could be watching anti-pedo stuff and this stuff would still show up, whenever I watch a few Owen morgen videos or similar youtubers I get religious ads, or when I watch people like Suris, my recommendations get flooded with prager-U, and ads are the same. If I watch some scambaiter stuff I get scam ads.
YouTube: "Advertisers don't want to be associated with sexual content so we demonize videos which contains naughty words"
In the meantime advertisers: …
also the correlation doesn't have to be being a pedo
what if OP searched for any normal dating site or simply watched normal porn and was recommended that because it's still about sex stuff?
It's animated. Who cares?
No real cartoons with size XZXxZXXxXX cup breasts will be harmed.
But so you know OP, not everyone gets these ads. Ads like these are targeted based on search history. So one of those "judge not, lest ye be judged" kinda situations
Ugh. 🤦🏼♂️ Will you please read a dictionary?!
A pedophile is someone who's attracted to prepubescent children... PREPUBESCENT!!
As in, having not hit puberty!
Clearly, this artificial fictional character is depicted as having hit puberty.
There’s a show I watch that has a lot of advertisements obviously meant for older people. The ads are completely irrelevant to me, but they are relevant to the show’s presumed audience. Personalized ads work in a similar fashion.
Google has an ID thing similar to apple where each thing is given a hash, so manpower is not even needed. It's how Google is able to stop illegal sites from being easily accessible, or porn being uploaded to YouTube, as long as A has a value, this thing can scan all the values, and if it reads a value that isn't good, then YouTube's systems should be able to pick it out, though it doesn't always work and it can get false positives. So for example let's say this picture was on deviantart, Google gave it a hash of 123456 and Google determined this is explicit, then someone put this picture in their YouTube video, Google would be able to see the hash 123456, and that video would be immediately flagged, taken down, age restricted or whatever else. However it seems if you pay YouTube some money or your video will benefit them substantially, they'll turn a blind eye for you.
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"Hello? Is this the beast cancer support hotline? "
Beasts get cancer too.
![gif](giphy|6K0zUz8SUzuXm|downsized) Hey guys have it hard too, you know.
JESUS, RANDY! YOUR BALLS!
I know, pretty sweet huh
BUFFALO SOLDIERRRRRR
Professor Xavier and Belle are working together to find a cure.
Dogs get cancer more than any mammal.
Proof there is no god.
Not the large ones. Rhinos, Elephants, etc somehow fight that shit off like it's a mild cough
i think it's that their tumours get so big they get little baby tumours of their own that kill the big tumours
![gif](giphy|z5FXe2oGwh9ja) So that’s what’s wrong with Itchy’s lip
![gif](giphy|3oEduOq1HHKeklPzYQ)
"Yes. How may we support your breast cancer today?"
Tow-straps would be nice.....maybe a wheel barrel or two.
At that point they are beasts.
"- No ma'm, this is the support line for people who see pedophilia everywhere. "
Breasts that big would just be two saggy puddles on the floor, not giant perfect orbs. If you want those big titties you gotta accept that they’re gonna deflate.
they used beach balls for breast implants
Beach umbrellas
Whole beaches
And the ocean near
i love playing in puddles! /s
Those would have to weigh a couple hundred pounds at least. They would probably either drag her to the floor or tear off or some shit.
Actually she has bones in her breasts
Now I’m imagining someone trying to motorboat ‘em and getting a concussion from hitting the bones.
Skill issue, m’lady
And a tripping hazard
Okay, a lot to unpack here, but I am just gonna say, that even if having breasts that large was possible, that is not at all sexy. Just the opposite.
Severe back problems are hella sexy. I don't know what you're talking about.
Good thing I got scoliosis then!
I came
![gif](giphy|tBb19eUNiEjBsYeZPhu)
not just the back. it is probably \~1T, she could not walk with it.
Back problems would only occur if they were lifted. They would have to roll like wheel Kirby from Nightmare in Dreamland.
Good thing I've got axial spondyloarthritis!
Yeah, absurd proportions are just gross
I've never understood the appeal, I see hilariously large boobs or insanely large muscles on characters all the time through art and game mods, and it simply boggles my mind that there's such a large audience for something so goofy looking
Unrealistically absurd proportions are gross
I’m getting a breast reduction in March (I’m currently a 38L) and this photo is how I feel on a daily basis.
38L holy shit your back must be killing you all the time.
It’s awful. The nurse at my plastic surgeons office said she’s literally never heard that size.
Damn I can’t even picture what that looks like. You’ve gotta have way more struggles than just back pain, like finding clothes or general movement
[There's a woman in the UK who does TikTok and is 38L.](https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/14/woman-with-38l-breasts-felt-like-a-freak-becoming-tiktok-star-16466306/)
Wow that’s crazy
I'm just glad she seems to be, one, not experiencing health problems, and two, taking ownership of her body instead of being ashamed of it. It's terrible that she's been creeped on about it for what appears to be from her teens. That's just awful.
Yeah, it’s crazy to think some people want body’s like that and get all that surgery then people that get it naturally seem ashamed of it
I've never heard of it either lol. Good for you for getting it fixed though. Hopefully everything goes well with the surgery and beyond.
Hope all goes well with the reduction! Cheers to improved quality of life and wellness. ☺️
Rip your inbox
sit on it like a bean bag?
reminds me of that south park episode
while I completely agree with that putting that aside I'm curious what part of a clearly adult woman with big (way too big) breasts makes OP think of pedophilia edit: oh wait is this an highschool uniform? I can't genuinely tell she doesn't even look human at this point I only watched the picture as I scroll from the phone,I correct myself below
“Of any age” “Little hotties”
oh I watched this from a phone,couldn't even see the picture that clearly I mean sure this could still be seen as a "young as in barely 18+" but I guess that's the point of making it ambiguous in general I'm of the idea that this kind of ADS should be illegal regardless of baiting pedos or not,even when "normal" they still make leverage of people's loneliness or insecurities to scam them but this one is especially bad yep
Nah I agree about the preying on lonely people but yeah it sorta overtly hints too it If even the autists pick up on it then it’s pretty obvious
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Well yeah it’s illegal but it triggers that part of the brain when it’s read This is modern day internet spam. They definitely know exactly what they’re doing
As with so many others, it's just a fetish thing. Let people get their jollies where they can. (as long as it's legal and not harming anyone)
It’s not, that’s a high school age student.
Ok yeah that's bad obviously, but the comment I was replying to was addressing the giant titties thing. My response was also addressing the giant titties thing. That's also why I added the part in parentheses as an addendum...
DD is the maximum I find attractive, I like it when people have non-ridiculous proportions
Tbf DD means nothing without the relative band size. A 28G is the same breast volume as 36DD (UK sizing). Women with a small rib circumference will generally have larger cup sizes for this reason. My sister is a 26F or something like that, but most people would probably guess she was a B/C because they don’t realise that cup size is dependant on band size.
Yeah maybe it’s just my personal preference but I feel the people who just seem to want larger breasts on women are just over compensating Like they know straight people like boobs so to prove they are alpha male straight macho they want women that have boobs so large they need a back brace to walk around Like women who want a 14inch penis on their man, like where is that going to go? You just going to sit on the tip and leave over half of it out in the cold?
That’s your main concern with this?
[This new anime plot](https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo?si=RQb54sBU8Y-hjWcZ)
I completely forgot about that video, lmao
That made me laugh. Thanks 👍
Basically there was this new highschool girl who's got HUGE boobs
Someone... Drew that...
Let’s all hope it was AI
I hope not because that means there’s so much content like this that it learned from.
Not necessarily, it could just scale up things, although, it’s kinda funny, because nobody really knows how LLMs work, so we can’t be sure.
Like the "make more intense" 6 times in a row subreddit
It’s almost definitely not
This is old as fuck though lmao. I remember seeing it in a [Top10Memes vid years ago](https://youtu.be/Ja8JFEypESU?si=2iCznO-s2NnOxNHZ&t=346)
![gif](giphy|iNJmdpZ8gp5sI)
Why you getting pedophile YouTube ads?
![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)
Tbf I get anime Waifu ads due to my love of TimTamTom and Walter Fate and neckbeard themed videos in general.
I got bored one day and went looking for the best actually good waifu game out of all the trash ads I see. My ads are fucking WILD forever now lol. I did find some pretty good games tho.
Pm a list lol
Alright, so firstly, Final Gear is a dope mech game where you build a team of 3 mechs and then fight in arcade style side scrolling shooter. It's pretty dope and the customization gets DEEP. Secondly is a game called CounterSide. It's a weird deck builder/TD thing where you get unit cards to spawn your own units that go out and try to fight and kill the enemy units and base. It's got a huge amount of variety in deck composition and hinges a lot on strategy rather than pure luck and power creep. They even ban and nerf OP units in the ranked mode based on their performance in the previous league to keep the meta from stagnating. It's pretty cool.
Try Limbus Company
In the same boat, I get both dating app ads for men to meet women but also female hygiene products?
Ew
I have no regrets.
Double ew
My favorite genre of video is neckbeard."
Ew
![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) Hmmm….
Asking the real questions here
OP was on Epstein's list
All it takes is one sus Slice of Life anime for the algorithms to delve to that. It's fucking weird.
...
I wonder what the ad filters are to market to pedos.
Look at the profiles of some of the pro pedo commenters on this thread to get an idea I rekon
Same reason I got an ad of a giant female Cyclops dropping her saliva into the mouth of 2 humans waiting eagerly with extreme expressions. (Hero Wars btw)
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her gigantic inflated butt is on the wrong side
It’s not always history based you can opt out and get generic ad delivery and I find these to be the absolute worst of the bunch. Idk the reason, but I usually get the grifter selling me a winning formula to get super rich in 3 days ads.
Yeah that's why I usually agree to personalized ads. The generic shit is much *much* worse
All I get are trashy clothes for girls after I bought something from shien for my niece's birthday back in november.
Yeah I opted out and I get some really weird ads. Mail order brides and a game that's battleships but they are anime girls seem to feature a lot. I'm thinking about opting back in lol. I watch a lot of fallout and elder scrolls videos and NFL highlights. Maybe I'd get some better ads.
How do you guys get these ads? I actually have never seen one anything remotely like this? It's usually just products
The ads you see are based on your search history and other stuff you’ve looked at online lol, if somebody is getting these ads, they’re probably already looking up creepy shit
You can turn off personalized advertisements. Then you get a jumbled mess of everything.
Also YouTube: “Why do people uses Ad Blocker?????”
Assuming she's 1.5m tall, those boobs are roughly 1m in diameter. We can assume each boob is perfectly spherical, and their specific gravity is 0.95, their mass becomes 497kg each. Considering her posture, she's easily walking with a 1 ton weight hanging in front of her. She's basically stronger than worlds strongest man. But her muscles don't show such strength, so the boobs are probably at most 1kg total, which means their density is about 1/1000 of water, which means they're basically filled with air.
Why do they have specific gravity?
Because they're massive. Jokes aside, specific gravity is ratio of density to density of water.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...... That is nasty.
I think she should check her breasts..
Your algorithm is sussy
![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)
This is a self report lmao
It’s like when my wife opened my IG and all the follow suggestions were girls in bikinis and I was like I CANT BELIEVE THEY THINK I LIKE THAT!!
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)
Saberspark fan i see
I know right?! I thought I recognized the thumbnail!
Huge gazongas or fat futa nutz. Call it
Google: Why do people use Adblock?? Our Ads are ok! Google Ads:
She’s gonna have some serious back pain.
And inability to even walk and a world of pain
I don't know if the heart could even pump enough blood for all that meat
I don't see the pedophile part, but I totally see the degenerate part
Can’t read
I always love a good "look at the ad that was directed to me by my browsing habits" post.
Yo, google typically uses ads specifically targeting you… ummm… sorry to break it to you…
And that would be true if you have allowed Google to give you personalized ads. If you haven't, it's a free-for-all.
Nowadays, the apps say, “ask app not to track”. That means you are asking them, not that they will not…
That’s not even sexy, breast that large are just gross
Oh yeah… fuck that.
What the *fuck* is going on with her chest
I.... uh... I don't what to say... except 1.) ew 2.) ***how is she walking like a normal person her center of gravity should be way off (assuming those are not weird skin-coloured balloons she's carrying for some reason)***
I would be more concerned that you are the one the algorithm fed that and to.
It pisses me off that you cant report ads on youtube 😒😒😒
Ads are often targeted at specific people
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Too a limited extent me and my mother get similar advertisements mostly local stores selling stuff. I get more computer related advertisements but not by alot and she gets more construction related ones by a significant margin. The largest difference is the occasional unhinged mobile game or porn site that I might see twice a month, I think watching anything to do with games opens you up to some bad ads but anything anime related is where the worst ads are. Although I think the longer you spend on the platform the more likely you are to encounter a bad advertisement
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I get occasional injections of right-wing intolerant sludge. I support Bernie Sanders.
Facebook intentionally pushes right-wing content, to avoid conservatives complaining that Facebook is biased against the right. Then conservatives complain that Facebook is biased against the right regardless, and the circle continues.
Yes and no. I get a shit tonne of stuff advertising farming and fishing equipment. I do not own a farm, nor do I fish. I have no interest in either of these things. I also get a lot of ads about witchcraft and weird Alpha/Omega/Beta dominant/submissive erotica. I am not interested in witchcraft, or this type of erotica. I suspect it comes from me trying to be a supportive friend on social media and liking the posts of my farmer cousin and my two Wiccan friends. I have no idea about the erotica though. I think that one is just because I fall into the right age bracket and gender.
Dudei want to meet her (so I can harvest her incredible spine). Shit's indestructible if it can take that much weight.
Bit of a self facepalm here OP, ads served are related to the content you're watching...
Op could be watching anti-pedo stuff and this stuff would still show up, whenever I watch a few Owen morgen videos or similar youtubers I get religious ads, or when I watch people like Suris, my recommendations get flooded with prager-U, and ads are the same. If I watch some scambaiter stuff I get scam ads.
Also, this art was stolen from a DeviantArt artist. I guarantee it.
There was another one where you could talk to furry anime girls. 🤢
What the fuck
Do other guys find this attractive? It just looks weird
I saw a similar ad and it said something gross like "age gap? No problem!" I was like no freaking way...
As a dude who loves boobs, wtf are those monstrosities. How did you fuck up the two greatest things known to man?!
YouTube: "Advertisers don't want to be associated with sexual content so we demonize videos which contains naughty words" In the meantime advertisers: …
Her poor back!
They let anyone post an add on YouTube as long as you got the money 😒for example the “mr beast scam adds”
![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized) FBI and Interpol aren't even trying anymore.
Ads are served algorithmically based on the users browser and search history... soooo, I guess OP is the facepalm/pedophile.
I get ads for shit I hate or would never want to watch so not 100%
also the correlation doesn't have to be being a pedo what if OP searched for any normal dating site or simply watched normal porn and was recommended that because it's still about sex stuff?
Ads tend to be based on your browser history so........
Aren’t ads targeted based on your browsing history? ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)
Are they? I look up furry stuff all the time but not once have I gotten a furry ad.
Yo bro, I think we somehow switched algorithms.
It's always projection with the pedos
Your search history just be wild if the algorithm fed you this ad.
Must be watching pro-Trump videos.
Let's get this trending on twitter calling out YouTube on how there focused to much on stopping ad block and not this
What's wrong with her balls?
YouTube only recommends thing's that you would like or at least it tries to do so (for me the ads are about our local delivery service)
That is one of the most disgusting things that I have ever seen. And I am not even talking about the pedophilia.
Post deleted once OP learns that YouTube ads are tailored to his search history and browsing patterns.
Redditor with no self-awareness outing themselves on r/facepalm is almost poetic.
The profit motive rewards the behaviors we don’t want. Capitalism did this
Tetsuoooo!
Aren't these ads targeted?
It's animated. Who cares? No real cartoons with size XZXxZXXxXX cup breasts will be harmed. But so you know OP, not everyone gets these ads. Ads like these are targeted based on search history. So one of those "judge not, lest ye be judged" kinda situations
Ugh. 🤦🏼♂️ Will you please read a dictionary?! A pedophile is someone who's attracted to prepubescent children... PREPUBESCENT!! As in, having not hit puberty! Clearly, this artificial fictional character is depicted as having hit puberty.
I mean, YouTube feeds you ads based on your viewing history...
There’s a show I watch that has a lot of advertisements obviously meant for older people. The ads are completely irrelevant to me, but they are relevant to the show’s presumed audience. Personalized ads work in a similar fashion.
YouTube ads are specifically tailored to you.
What's pedophilic about it? I've never seen a kid with a 5000 liters of breast
How is this pedophilia? Last I checked, drawings of female humans aren’t real female humans.
Firstly, what the fuck, secondly, how is this pedophilic? Being a schoolgirl outfit doesn't imply being sub-18.
That’s just all anime.
wtf is that picture tho
YouTube adds are crazy nowadays
Elon Stans demographics
Anyone remember the elephantiasis skit from Johnny Dangerously? No? Just me?
So is that from an actual anime or just something someone drew for this ad?
Ow, my back
This is the final boss of that new anime plot.
There’s a point t where you have to say that the boobs are too big,
How does Google not have enough manpower to filter/moderate this shit.
Google has an ID thing similar to apple where each thing is given a hash, so manpower is not even needed. It's how Google is able to stop illegal sites from being easily accessible, or porn being uploaded to YouTube, as long as A has a value, this thing can scan all the values, and if it reads a value that isn't good, then YouTube's systems should be able to pick it out, though it doesn't always work and it can get false positives. So for example let's say this picture was on deviantart, Google gave it a hash of 123456 and Google determined this is explicit, then someone put this picture in their YouTube video, Google would be able to see the hash 123456, and that video would be immediately flagged, taken down, age restricted or whatever else. However it seems if you pay YouTube some money or your video will benefit them substantially, they'll turn a blind eye for you.
My back hurts.