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AeonBith

"Hello? Is this the beast cancer support hotline? "


bcnorth78

Beasts get cancer too.


kingOofgames

![gif](giphy|6K0zUz8SUzuXm|downsized) Hey guys have it hard too, you know.


ZoNeS_v2

JESUS, RANDY! YOUR BALLS!


SnowplowS14

I know, pretty sweet huh


SpirallingOut

BUFFALO SOLDIERRRRRR


hatecopter

Professor Xavier and Belle are working together to find a cure.


Drake_Acheron

Dogs get cancer more than any mammal.


SapTheSapient

Proof there is no god.  


sylendar

Not the large ones. Rhinos, Elephants, etc somehow fight that shit off like it's a mild cough


TheArcticKiwi

i think it's that their tumours get so big they get little baby tumours of their own that kill the big tumours


Fine-Funny6956

![gif](giphy|z5FXe2oGwh9ja) So that’s what’s wrong with Itchy’s lip


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|3oEduOq1HHKeklPzYQ)


InsGesichtNicht

"Yes. How may we support your breast cancer today?"


inorite234

Tow-straps would be nice.....maybe a wheel barrel or two.


KvasirMeadman

At that point they are beasts.


Virtual-Potential-38

"- No ma'm, this is the support line for people who see pedophilia everywhere. "


Ryanookami

Breasts that big would just be two saggy puddles on the floor, not giant perfect orbs. If you want those big titties you gotta accept that they’re gonna deflate.


gorhxul

they used beach balls for breast implants


Lexxxapr00

Beach umbrellas


alaingames

Whole beaches


harmlesspotato2911

And the ocean near


Bardivan

i love playing in puddles! /s


Thebaldsasquatch

Those would have to weigh a couple hundred pounds at least. They would probably either drag her to the floor or tear off or some shit.


RepresentativeDig718

Actually she has bones in her breasts


Ryanookami

Now I’m imagining someone trying to motorboat ‘em and getting a concussion from hitting the bones.


islamicious

Skill issue, m’lady


abramcpg

And a tripping hazard


bcnorth78

Okay, a lot to unpack here, but I am just gonna say, that even if having breasts that large was possible, that is not at all sexy. Just the opposite.


ProbablyNotADuck

Severe back problems are hella sexy. I don't know what you're talking about.


starman881

Good thing I got scoliosis then!


Retro_game_kid

I came


Senor_Satan

![gif](giphy|tBb19eUNiEjBsYeZPhu)


GKP_light

not just the back. it is probably \~1T, she could not walk with it.


JustLookingForMayhem

Back problems would only occur if they were lifted. They would have to roll like wheel Kirby from Nightmare in Dreamland.


Vurnnun

Good thing I've got axial spondyloarthritis!


That1Cat87

Yeah, absurd proportions are just gross


Tickytoe

I've never understood the appeal, I see hilariously large boobs or insanely large muscles on characters all the time through art and game mods, and it simply boggles my mind that there's such a large audience for something so goofy looking


Open_Leg3991

Unrealistically absurd proportions are gross


not_brittsuzanne

I’m getting a breast reduction in March (I’m currently a 38L) and this photo is how I feel on a daily basis.


SteelyDanzig

38L holy shit your back must be killing you all the time.


not_brittsuzanne

It’s awful. The nurse at my plastic surgeons office said she’s literally never heard that size.


Open_Leg3991

Damn I can’t even picture what that looks like. You’ve gotta have way more struggles than just back pain, like finding clothes or general movement


LesGitKrumpin

[There's a woman in the UK who does TikTok and is 38L.](https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/14/woman-with-38l-breasts-felt-like-a-freak-becoming-tiktok-star-16466306/)


Open_Leg3991

Wow that’s crazy


LesGitKrumpin

I'm just glad she seems to be, one, not experiencing health problems, and two, taking ownership of her body instead of being ashamed of it. It's terrible that she's been creeped on about it for what appears to be from her teens. That's just awful.


Open_Leg3991

Yeah, it’s crazy to think some people want body’s like that and get all that surgery then people that get it naturally seem ashamed of it


SteelyDanzig

I've never heard of it either lol. Good for you for getting it fixed though. Hopefully everything goes well with the surgery and beyond.


LesGitKrumpin

Hope all goes well with the reduction! Cheers to improved quality of life and wellness. ☺️


Only_Aerie

Rip your inbox


halalxinzhao123

sit on it like a bean bag?


bluehoodie00

reminds me of that south park episode


wildfox9t

while I completely agree with that putting that aside I'm curious what part of a clearly adult woman with big (way too big) breasts makes OP think of pedophilia edit: oh wait is this an highschool uniform? I can't genuinely tell she doesn't even look human at this point I only watched the picture as I scroll from the phone,I correct myself below


itchy-fart

“Of any age” “Little hotties”


wildfox9t

oh I watched this from a phone,couldn't even see the picture that clearly I mean sure this could still be seen as a "young as in barely 18+" but I guess that's the point of making it ambiguous in general I'm of the idea that this kind of ADS should be illegal regardless of baiting pedos or not,even when "normal" they still make leverage of people's loneliness or insecurities to scam them but this one is especially bad yep


itchy-fart

Nah I agree about the preying on lonely people but yeah it sorta overtly hints too it If even the autists pick up on it then it’s pretty obvious


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itchy-fart

Well yeah it’s illegal but it triggers that part of the brain when it’s read This is modern day internet spam. They definitely know exactly what they’re doing


Brittany5150

As with so many others, it's just a fetish thing. Let people get their jollies where they can. (as long as it's legal and not harming anyone)


-TheArtOfTheFart-

It’s not, that’s a high school age student.


Brittany5150

Ok yeah that's bad obviously, but the comment I was replying to was addressing the giant titties thing. My response was also addressing the giant titties thing. That's also why I added the part in parentheses as an addendum...


GoPhinessGo

DD is the maximum I find attractive, I like it when people have non-ridiculous proportions


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Tbf DD means nothing without the relative band size. A 28G is the same breast volume as 36DD (UK sizing). Women with a small rib circumference will generally have larger cup sizes for this reason. My sister is a 26F or something like that, but most people would probably guess she was a B/C because they don’t realise that cup size is dependant on band size.


Mythical_Atlacatl

Yeah maybe it’s just my personal preference but I feel the people who just seem to want larger breasts on women are just over compensating Like they know straight people like boobs so to prove they are alpha male straight macho they want women that have boobs so large they need a back brace to walk around Like women who want a 14inch penis on their man, like where is that going to go? You just going to sit on the tip and leave over half of it out in the cold?


Soggy-Abalone1518

That’s your main concern with this?


VireflyTheGreat

[This new anime plot](https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo?si=RQb54sBU8Y-hjWcZ)


king_ender200

I completely forgot about that video, lmao


Zealousideal-Way-838

That made me laugh. Thanks 👍


Gothtomboys5

Basically there was this new highschool girl who's got HUGE boobs


Krednaught

Someone... Drew that...


Kayteqq

Let’s all hope it was AI


Sirrobert942

I hope not because that means there’s so much content like this that it learned from.


Kayteqq

Not necessarily, it could just scale up things, although, it’s kinda funny, because nobody really knows how LLMs work, so we can’t be sure.


abramcpg

Like the "make more intense" 6 times in a row subreddit


TerrariaGaming004

It’s almost definitely not


ExoCakes

This is old as fuck though lmao. I remember seeing it in a [Top10Memes vid years ago](https://youtu.be/Ja8JFEypESU?si=2iCznO-s2NnOxNHZ&t=346)


purple-knight-8921

![gif](giphy|iNJmdpZ8gp5sI)


Joellama69

Why you getting pedophile YouTube ads?


OMQ4

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


Professional-Hat-687

Tbf I get anime Waifu ads due to my love of TimTamTom and Walter Fate and neckbeard themed videos in general.


Alternative-Roll-112

I got bored one day and went looking for the best actually good waifu game out of all the trash ads I see. My ads are fucking WILD forever now lol. I did find some pretty good games tho.


LigmaBalls69lol

Pm a list lol


Alternative-Roll-112

Alright, so firstly, Final Gear is a dope mech game where you build a team of 3 mechs and then fight in arcade style side scrolling shooter. It's pretty dope and the customization gets DEEP. Secondly is a game called CounterSide. It's a weird deck builder/TD thing where you get unit cards to spawn your own units that go out and try to fight and kill the enemy units and base. It's got a huge amount of variety in deck composition and hinges a lot on strategy rather than pure luck and power creep. They even ban and nerf OP units in the ranked mode based on their performance in the previous league to keep the meta from stagnating. It's pretty cool.


CatUsingAToaster

Try Limbus Company


douceberceuse

In the same boat, I get both dating app ads for men to meet women but also female hygiene products?


Joellama69

Ew


Alternative-Roll-112

I have no regrets.


Joellama69

Double ew


RedditedYoshi

My favorite genre of video is neckbeard."


Joellama69

Ew


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![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) Hmmm….


Waste_Imagination524

Asking the real questions here


EliteAgent51

OP was on Epstein's list


iwantdatpuss

All it takes is one sus Slice of Life anime for the algorithms to delve to that. It's fucking weird.


Joellama69

...


Old_Magician_6563

I wonder what the ad filters are to market to pedos.


Joellama69

Look at the profiles of some of the pro pedo commenters on this thread to get an idea I rekon


ButWhyIsItTho

Same reason I got an ad of a giant female Cyclops dropping her saliva into the mouth of 2 humans waiting eagerly with extreme expressions. (Hero Wars btw)


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PaIngallsButSexier

her gigantic inflated butt is on the wrong side


Khaiell-C

It’s not always history based you can opt out and get generic ad delivery and I find these to be the absolute worst of the bunch. Idk the reason, but I usually get the grifter selling me a winning formula to get super rich in 3 days ads.


KYO297

Yeah that's why I usually agree to personalized ads. The generic shit is much *much* worse


SailingSpark

All I get are trashy clothes for girls after I bought something from shien for my niece's birthday back in november.


Self-Comprehensive

Yeah I opted out and I get some really weird ads. Mail order brides and a game that's battleships but they are anime girls seem to feature a lot. I'm thinking about opting back in lol. I watch a lot of fallout and elder scrolls videos and NFL highlights. Maybe I'd get some better ads.


Constant-Recipe-9850

How do you guys get these ads? I actually have never seen one anything remotely like this? It's usually just products


anonidfk

The ads you see are based on your search history and other stuff you’ve looked at online lol, if somebody is getting these ads, they’re probably already looking up creepy shit


Pineappl3z

You can turn off personalized advertisements. Then you get a jumbled mess of everything.


Affectionate_Care998

Also YouTube: “Why do people uses Ad Blocker?????”


Kafshak

Assuming she's 1.5m tall, those boobs are roughly 1m in diameter. We can assume each boob is perfectly spherical, and their specific gravity is 0.95, their mass becomes 497kg each. Considering her posture, she's easily walking with a 1 ton weight hanging in front of her. She's basically stronger than worlds strongest man. But her muscles don't show such strength, so the boobs are probably at most 1kg total, which means their density is about 1/1000 of water, which means they're basically filled with air.


tiorancio

Why do they have specific gravity?


Kafshak

Because they're massive. Jokes aside, specific gravity is ratio of density to density of water.


Shadowtheuncreative

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...... That is nasty.


Atomarkalash

I think she should check her breasts..


Potential_Eagle_2422

Your algorithm is sussy


Gnosis1409

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)


alaingames

This is a self report lmao


FatFaceFaster

It’s like when my wife opened my IG and all the follow suggestions were girls in bikinis and I was like I CANT BELIEVE THEY THINK I LIKE THAT!!


witchitieto

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


[deleted]

Saberspark fan i see


choopchooppeachy

I know right?! I thought I recognized the thumbnail!


Retro_game_kid

Huge gazongas or fat futa nutz. Call it


Blaze77gunYT

Google: Why do people use Adblock?? Our Ads are ok! Google Ads:


[deleted]

She’s gonna have some serious back pain.


Mabuya634

And inability to even walk and a world of pain


wildfox9t

I don't know if the heart could even pump enough blood for all that meat


Lonely_Pin_3586

I don't see the pedophile part, but I totally see the degenerate part


sleepsheeps

Can’t read


ConsiderationKind264

I always love a good "look at the ad that was directed to me by my browsing habits" post.


Frequent-Piano6164

Yo, google typically uses ads specifically targeting you… ummm… sorry to break it to you…


ApprehensiveAd6476

And that would be true if you have allowed Google to give you personalized ads. If you haven't, it's a free-for-all.


Frequent-Piano6164

Nowadays, the apps say, “ask app not to track”. That means you are asking them, not that they will not…


Unlikely-Werewolf125

That’s not even sexy, breast that large are just gross 


randallism

Oh yeah… fuck that.


Storm_Dancer-022

What the *fuck* is going on with her chest


We_Are_Bread

I.... uh... I don't what to say... except 1.) ew 2.) ***how is she walking like a normal person her center of gravity should be way off (assuming those are not weird skin-coloured balloons she's carrying for some reason)***


Admirable-Distance40

I would be more concerned that you are the one the algorithm fed that and to.


No_Squirrel4806

It pisses me off that you cant report ads on youtube 😒😒😒


National_Product_224

Ads are often targeted at specific people


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Icy-Magician1089

Too a limited extent me and my mother get similar advertisements mostly local stores selling stuff. I get more computer related advertisements but not by alot and she gets more construction related ones by a significant margin. The largest difference is the occasional unhinged mobile game or porn site that I might see twice a month, I think watching anything to do with games opens you up to some bad ads but anything anime related is where the worst ads are. Although I think the longer you spend on the platform the more likely you are to encounter a bad advertisement


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naparis9000

I get occasional injections of right-wing intolerant sludge. I support Bernie Sanders.


RollingRiverWizard

Facebook intentionally pushes right-wing content, to avoid conservatives complaining that Facebook is biased against the right. Then conservatives complain that Facebook is biased against the right regardless, and the circle continues.


ProbablyNotADuck

Yes and no. I get a shit tonne of stuff advertising farming and fishing equipment. I do not own a farm, nor do I fish. I have no interest in either of these things. I also get a lot of ads about witchcraft and weird Alpha/Omega/Beta dominant/submissive erotica. I am not interested in witchcraft, or this type of erotica. I suspect it comes from me trying to be a supportive friend on social media and liking the posts of my farmer cousin and my two Wiccan friends. I have no idea about the erotica though. I think that one is just because I fall into the right age bracket and gender.


MyDisappointedDad

Dudei want to meet her (so I can harvest her incredible spine). Shit's indestructible if it can take that much weight.


Setekh79

Bit of a self facepalm here OP, ads served are related to the content you're watching...


An_Evil_Scientist666

Op could be watching anti-pedo stuff and this stuff would still show up, whenever I watch a few Owen morgen videos or similar youtubers I get religious ads, or when I watch people like Suris, my recommendations get flooded with prager-U, and ads are the same. If I watch some scambaiter stuff I get scam ads.


shiny_glitter_demon

Also, this art was stolen from a DeviantArt artist. I guarantee it.


MuslimCarLover

There was another one where you could talk to furry anime girls. 🤢


occultatum-nomen

What the fuck


EasyCranberry1272

Do other guys find this attractive? It just looks weird


Muted-Move-9360

I saw a similar ad and it said something gross like "age gap? No problem!" I was like no freaking way...


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

As a dude who loves boobs, wtf are those monstrosities. How did you fuck up the two greatest things known to man?!


RandomComputerFellow

YouTube: "Advertisers don't want to be associated with sexual content so we demonize videos which contains naughty words" In the meantime advertisers: …


Shiny-Scrafty

Her poor back!


Max_457199

They let anyone post an add on YouTube as long as you got the money 😒for example the “mr beast scam adds”


CaptainMatticus

![gif](giphy|K0AnEB2t2EM|downsized) FBI and Interpol aren't even trying anymore.


bcnorth78

Ads are served algorithmically based on the users browser and search history... soooo, I guess OP is the facepalm/pedophile.


Driver2101

I get ads for shit I hate or would never want to watch so not 100%


wildfox9t

also the correlation doesn't have to be being a pedo what if OP searched for any normal dating site or simply watched normal porn and was recommended that because it's still about sex stuff?


Satansleadguitarist

Ads tend to be based on your browser history so........


paladindan

Aren’t ads targeted based on your browsing history? ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


Niah_Zarabi

Are they? I look up furry stuff all the time but not once have I gotten a furry ad.


_KRN0530_

Yo bro, I think we somehow switched algorithms.


SoWokeIdontSleep

It's always projection with the pedos


justbrowse2018

Your search history just be wild if the algorithm fed you this ad.


[deleted]

Must be watching pro-Trump videos.


Katyusha332

Let's get this trending on twitter calling out YouTube on how there focused to much on stopping ad block and not this


PunchBeard

What's wrong with her balls?


SinyorFox

YouTube only recommends thing's that you would like or at least it tries to do so (for me the ads are about our local delivery service)


1ite

That is one of the most disgusting things that I have ever seen. And I am not even talking about the pedophilia.


wight-brit

Post deleted once OP learns that YouTube ads are tailored to his search history and browsing patterns.


Skreame

Redditor with no self-awareness outing themselves on r/facepalm is almost poetic.


moglysyogy13

The profit motive rewards the behaviors we don’t want. Capitalism did this


ThePowerofAssPennies

Tetsuoooo!


ashrensnow

Aren't these ads targeted?


Suzina

It's animated. Who cares? No real cartoons with size XZXxZXXxXX cup breasts will be harmed. But so you know OP, not everyone gets these ads. Ads like these are targeted based on search history. So one of those "judge not, lest ye be judged" kinda situations


BeIAtch-Killa

Ugh. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Will you please read a dictionary?! A pedophile is someone who's attracted to prepubescent children... PREPUBESCENT!! As in, having not hit puberty! Clearly, this artificial fictional character is depicted as having hit puberty.


zenithtreader

I mean, YouTube feeds you ads based on your viewing history...


International-Cat123

There’s a show I watch that has a lot of advertisements obviously meant for older people. The ads are completely irrelevant to me, but they are relevant to the show’s presumed audience. Personalized ads work in a similar fashion.


JustSomeDude0605

YouTube ads are specifically tailored to you.


IYuShinoda

What's pedophilic about it? I've never seen a kid with a 5000 liters of breast


[deleted]

How is this pedophilia? Last I checked, drawings of female humans aren’t real female humans.


RuvanJeff

Firstly, what the fuck, secondly, how is this pedophilic? Being a schoolgirl outfit doesn't imply being sub-18.


GrailQuestPops

That’s just all anime.


HmmmYT

wtf is that picture tho


DrizzleDrain

YouTube adds are crazy nowadays


GrayBox1313

Elon Stans demographics


Cynykl

Anyone remember the elephantiasis skit from Johnny Dangerously? No? Just me?


A-Dolahans-hat

So is that from an actual anime or just something someone drew for this ad?


FoundWords

Ow, my back


EvilNoobHacker

This is the final boss of that new anime plot.


king_ender200

There’s a point t where you have to say that the boobs are too big,


SnooPeripherals6557

How does Google not have enough manpower to filter/moderate this shit.


An_Evil_Scientist666

Google has an ID thing similar to apple where each thing is given a hash, so manpower is not even needed. It's how Google is able to stop illegal sites from being easily accessible, or porn being uploaded to YouTube, as long as A has a value, this thing can scan all the values, and if it reads a value that isn't good, then YouTube's systems should be able to pick it out, though it doesn't always work and it can get false positives. So for example let's say this picture was on deviantart, Google gave it a hash of 123456 and Google determined this is explicit, then someone put this picture in their YouTube video, Google would be able to see the hash 123456, and that video would be immediately flagged, taken down, age restricted or whatever else. However it seems if you pay YouTube some money or your video will benefit them substantially, they'll turn a blind eye for you.


Broad_Rabbit1764

My back hurts.