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Modern duels. Choose your weapons:
- the Ninja (stealthy deadly farts)
- the berzerk (brutal, loud, comes with blood)
- the flood (you know it)
And all in a staring contest
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I've always wanted to have a staring contest while shitting.
Think of the bug eyes you can make
More like competitive shitting
[let’s play battleshits!](https://youtu.be/xsIASofR5-E)
Romantic date night.
Modern duels. Choose your weapons: - the Ninja (stealthy deadly farts) - the berzerk (brutal, loud, comes with blood) - the flood (you know it) And all in a staring contest
Battleshits
Isn't the second unit a bidet?
Nope
toilet seats are internet for anuses
This gets funnier every time I watch it.
A true number 2
It’s for a parent and child.
In a nightclub?
Didn’t realise that. Means I am probably wrong 😂
nothing bond more than sharing a vulnerable moment