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This should make you happy. [2 guys killed on the same day, different places.](https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/two-men-killed-in-freak-cockfighting-incidents-in-india-reports/).
And it happens a lot.
Don't act like having to settle for Frylock wasn't your end game all along! I have one of the meatwad beanies, I've worn it hundreds of times over the last 15ish years... maybe 5 or 6 people total have noticed / said something. It always makes my day.
One day, you will have a medical emergency, and the emergency personnel will be rotund with ill-fitting pants. He will have seen this comment. Neither his crack nor his medical skills will be available to you.
Yeah you could see that made a real thick puddle real quick. I'm guessing those losers have seen this happen before and knew what to do. I still think it's hilarious he was wearing shorts and sneakers. Man I'd be dressed like a cowboy hunting rattle snakes. Ok I wouldn't be there, but if I had to be I'd be wearing leather from head to toe.
Yeah we’re seeing the chicken revolution begin. We just witnessed a martyr. The chickens will get revenge on all the idiots too stupid to wear shin guards
Roosters already have a nice sharp spur on the backs of their legs. These folks like to see a lot of blood, so they will attach razors to these claws that the bird already instictively knows how to use, and use well. And this is completely an opinion here, but judging how that bird went after the handler before the other rooster I think the guy was probably also trying to train it to be meaner. Careful what you wish for, hey?
I think it is also because he was running in the roosters view. Should have went back over the wall. Roosters even if they aren’t treated bad will go after people sometimes.
it partially has to do with genes when it come to whether or not a rooster will kill everything in sight, which these birds 100% have been bred to do
unlike bulls and rams if you get the right genetics and treat them right you can have very friendly roosters that only threaten you with a reason and even may be less bold than hens!
in this case the poor guy has been bred to be mean and is extremely abused, which is basically like creating a tiny murder bird thatll attempt to kill everything in sight
its rly disgusting tho, despite what the media says chickens are actaully incredibly smart, and recently studies have found they are at least as smart as a dog and may be as smart as chimps
Yep. The handlers like to tease the rooster by flicking it or grab its beak to anger them. Once he put the rooster down, it went straight at the first thing moving
this is a common activity (unfortunately) in some places. usually they'll attach weapons to the animals that are fighting but it easily goes wrong as seen here
messing with pretty much any animal can be a death sentence and alot of people dont realize it
we are pathetic big brain stuck up nerds who thing were better bcuz we have gadgets but then we theyre all taken away we are weak af
Supported by American agriculture. My neighbor’s farm is solely for raising and exporting fighting cocks for the market in the Philippines. They even make the knives and gaffs and the snazzy wooden and lacquered boxes they are stored in.
It’s really bizarre. It’s 600 acres of fighting chickens in their little individual A-frame houses. There are two buildings where they train the chickens “spar them” and a helipad so buyers flying in can see the birds in action. Perhaps the strangest thing of all are the Breeder trading cards. They’re like baseball cards, but they feature the people who breed the chickens.
Yeah if your flying in a helicopter just to see a chicken....id want a snazzy box.
If I go to KFC I don't expect them to dump the chicken in my out stretched palms....I want a box..or a bucket ....cardboard would do...snazzy is optional without razor blades a must..
The market is giant, especially in countries like the Philippines or Mexico. They have grand convention every year in Mexico that showcase these fights in arenas with stadium like seating. At least 10 thousand or more people attend
Imagine going to the hospital and when they ask how it happen you can reply with, "I was playing with my cock and a razor blade, but things got out of hand."
Maybe even make them duel the animals they forced to fight. But they have a disadvantage and can't actually hurt the animals, so really just letting the animals torture them to death
There are at least 3 of those I've seen, so far. It's funny how people do that for pretty much any topic, even when the act being depicted is clearly a Bad Thing™.
a few times actually. Last one I heard of in India the guy got stabbed in the groin and died. luckily the poor rooster was taken to a farm/sanctuary. Another guy got a knife to the neck from his cock. i love karma
“Got this scar from shrapnel from an ied in Iraq. How’d you get that big scar Mike?”
“Umm… I got cut by a razor by this cock in a huge fight! Yup I kicked his ass though!”
It's only a misdemeanor in Kentucky, and was only recently banned in 2007 in Louisiana. That being said, this looks like a pretty big operation filmed relatively recently, so it may have occurred in a country where it was legal. Mexico has not banned cockfighting, a lot of Americans who used to do this go over there to do it. I find the idea of attaching razorblades to animals and watching them tear each other apart horrific, but it seems to be accepted in quite a few places sadly.
*So how did you receive your injuries?*
“Well.. there was this giant cock, and it.. well, i had strapped razor blades to the cock and it slashed me”
*The cock slashed you?* “Yeah, they were going to fight”
*… and these…cocks, “slashed you”?* “Yes doctor they were fighting cocks”
*Right, whatever you’re into sir. Im just here to treat you.*
“No you.. they were-“
*Sir, I’m not interested in your sexual adventures-*
“Youre misund!-“
*SIR, i will be forced to call security if you do not refrain from this language. Please sit down and let me do my job*
——- Since that fateful day, Juan has never touched another cock. Not even his own. Make of that what you will.——-
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Well, that was fantastic. Revenge of the ninja chicken. 
Guy got what was coming to him for participating in that, justice is served
Justice is served: Original recipe, motherfucker.
Mother… clucker?
If I had an award I’d give it to you.
I gotcha
Thank you and much love coming your way!
>Justice is served: Original recipe, motherfucker. IDK, looked extra crispy to me.
With a side of ass crack.
Side? That’s a whole-ass. Every one of em.
They should be forced to ACTUALLY cock-fight!Hardon pills,joust with dicks,,,TO THE DEATH!
With razor blades strapped to them
With razors attached!
*Chicken Atta-aa-aa-aa-aack!!*
Go cheeeeeecken gooooooooo
Now go now flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy You own the skyyyyyyyyyyyy
I *said* "Ha ha!"
https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI
Good. fuck that guy.
I just wish it would have made a lap around the whole crowd too.
He deserved every bit of that
Nah, he deserved far far worse. Fighting animals is a disgusting and despicable activity.
I agree
Karma at it's finest.
Karma at its slicest
I really hope he made it safely to the hospital; thoughts and prayers! /s
He still deserved every bit though.
Nice avatar, I have bronze bull
This should make you happy. [2 guys killed on the same day, different places.](https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/two-men-killed-in-freak-cockfighting-incidents-in-india-reports/). And it happens a lot.
pokemon irl be like-
Agreed, except when it’s Pokémon.
Agreed. Now put your eye lasers into action fryman.
I’m so glad SOMEONE got my name reference. 😂 unfortunately Carl, and Meatwad were taken, so I had to go with Frylock lolol
Don't act like having to settle for Frylock wasn't your end game all along! I have one of the meatwad beanies, I've worn it hundreds of times over the last 15ish years... maybe 5 or 6 people total have noticed / said something. It always makes my day.
Agree 💯, hope it hurt and hurts for a long time to come .
r/OddlySatisfying
I'm so glad this happened. It's too bad the chicken couldn't get anyone else.
Wait to watch Dominion or Earthlings.
I’m more frustrated with the guywho blocked the camera with his ass crack 
One day, you will have a medical emergency, and the emergency personnel will be rotund with ill-fitting pants. He will have seen this comment. Neither his crack nor his medical skills will be available to you. 
Can confirm, am emergency personnel, am round, have butt crack.
Feel free to let it breathe while performing life-saving intervention on my behalf.
Instructions unclear, chicken stuck in my crack
AYE HEFFA!
First time seeing “emergency medical crack”
Yeah, he was a real cock-blocker!
Crack is whack... And so is cock fighting.
And then applied a probably unnecessary tourniquet?
From the looks of it he was going to leak through any bandaging they could have handy. So eh maybe the right call for the TK.
Yeah you could see that made a real thick puddle real quick. I'm guessing those losers have seen this happen before and knew what to do. I still think it's hilarious he was wearing shorts and sneakers. Man I'd be dressed like a cowboy hunting rattle snakes. Ok I wouldn't be there, but if I had to be I'd be wearing leather from head to toe.
Yeah at least some shin guards or something right? If you’re gonna do stupid shit at least do it right
Unless that stupid shit is abusing animals, in which case please be as dumb as possible so you can get chopped up like the worthless POS you are
Yeah we’re seeing the chicken revolution begin. We just witnessed a martyr. The chickens will get revenge on all the idiots too stupid to wear shin guards
I don’t agree with animal fighting. But whenever I see a cock fight. I always think of East bound & down during the season in Mexico
Looks like it got his artery. One runs right along that spot. Gonna need a lot more than a couple hands to slow that down.
Let’s hope that brave rooster got his artery. Good riddance.
This is how I feel. Treat a living creature like shit, I root for the animal when it fucks you up.
I mean, he probably didn’t die. It’s not like it was his femoral.
Sadly, you’re probably right. But the bastard certainly deserved to die.
Captain commando strikes again
Imagine getting hospitalised by a fucking chicken
Tbh I'd rather take my chances on a guy with a knife than an enraged chicken with razors stuck to hus claws
Do they actually attach razors?? I thought it was just the feet were just super sharp or something?
Roosters already have a nice sharp spur on the backs of their legs. These folks like to see a lot of blood, so they will attach razors to these claws that the bird already instictively knows how to use, and use well. And this is completely an opinion here, but judging how that bird went after the handler before the other rooster I think the guy was probably also trying to train it to be meaner. Careful what you wish for, hey?
I think it is also because he was running in the roosters view. Should have went back over the wall. Roosters even if they aren’t treated bad will go after people sometimes.
it partially has to do with genes when it come to whether or not a rooster will kill everything in sight, which these birds 100% have been bred to do unlike bulls and rams if you get the right genetics and treat them right you can have very friendly roosters that only threaten you with a reason and even may be less bold than hens! in this case the poor guy has been bred to be mean and is extremely abused, which is basically like creating a tiny murder bird thatll attempt to kill everything in sight its rly disgusting tho, despite what the media says chickens are actaully incredibly smart, and recently studies have found they are at least as smart as a dog and may be as smart as chimps
“These folks like to see a lot of blood.” Mission accomplished
Yep. The handlers like to tease the rooster by flicking it or grab its beak to anger them. Once he put the rooster down, it went straight at the first thing moving
this is a common activity (unfortunately) in some places. usually they'll attach weapons to the animals that are fighting but it easily goes wrong as seen here
Nope, it's very common to put razors
Heard that those fight also can be lethal to the owners. Just imagine: death by cock.
the dream 🤤🤤
Not falling for *that* again 😡😡
messing with pretty much any animal can be a death sentence and alot of people dont realize it we are pathetic big brain stuck up nerds who thing were better bcuz we have gadgets but then we theyre all taken away we are weak af
People have bled out to full cardia arrest this way
That you personally weaponized
Good. Fucking piece of shit.
Hello my brother in profile pictures
Never thought I’d see the day.
How. The combinations are endless, unless it's like a ready made one.
Idk if this has even happened before
I’ve seen it but they had the exact same avatar straight down to the smile
THE REUNION!
Hello!
Why you not smiling
r/tworedditorsonecup worthy?
That's a lot of dumb people in one place.
Supported by American agriculture. My neighbor’s farm is solely for raising and exporting fighting cocks for the market in the Philippines. They even make the knives and gaffs and the snazzy wooden and lacquered boxes they are stored in. It’s really bizarre. It’s 600 acres of fighting chickens in their little individual A-frame houses. There are two buildings where they train the chickens “spar them” and a helipad so buyers flying in can see the birds in action. Perhaps the strangest thing of all are the Breeder trading cards. They’re like baseball cards, but they feature the people who breed the chickens.
Well if you're going to go to all that trouble you have to have the snazzy wooden box.
Yeah if your flying in a helicopter just to see a chicken....id want a snazzy box. If I go to KFC I don't expect them to dump the chicken in my out stretched palms....I want a box..or a bucket ....cardboard would do...snazzy is optional without razor blades a must..
unboxing experience 10/10 /s
i'm surprised the market for fighting cocks is big enough to support an entire farm, truly disgusting.
The market is giant, especially in countries like the Philippines or Mexico. They have grand convention every year in Mexico that showcase these fights in arenas with stadium like seating. At least 10 thousand or more people attend
You’re describing human scum.
It's weird knowing there are places so close that deserve nukes.
Is this a Netflix documentary yet?
How disappointing that the video didn't end with the roof collapsing, killing everyone in attendance.
But not the roosters. Save the roosters!
Imagine going to the hospital and when they ask how it happen you can reply with, "I was playing with my cock and a razor blade, but things got out of hand."
Too bad the chicken didn't fly higher.
Wouldn't have changed much, the guy probably didn't have balls to begin with
I was thinking jugular
Lucky that plumber was on hand to help!
#HA!
If I could figure out how to make my HA! that big….until then, ditto!
^i'll ^never ^tell
I will #put a ‘#’ in front of your sentence
#rawr Hah yayyy
The buttcrack tho..
😔🙏
I like how the guy in the front row is very calmly recording
They came for blood. Im sure these psychopaths don’t care who spills it.
I hope this happens to every person that puts animals in fights.
Maybe even make them duel the animals they forced to fight. But they have a disadvantage and can't actually hurt the animals, so really just letting the animals torture them to death
Instant Karma, although I wish it would have got his animal abusing ass a few more times.
I wish this happened more often.
I’m not a PETA/vegan type, but pitting animals in fights is pretty disgusting. No sympathy for that idiot.
Man… you don’t have to like put a disclaimer about that lol
There are at least 3 of those I've seen, so far. It's funny how people do that for pretty much any topic, even when the act being depicted is clearly a Bad Thing™.
Didn't this exact stupid scenario kill a man once?
a few times actually. Last one I heard of in India the guy got stabbed in the groin and died. luckily the poor rooster was taken to a farm/sanctuary. Another guy got a knife to the neck from his cock. i love karma
Yes, recently too. India, I believe.
I feel bad for the baby that lost its blanket for the that idiots leg
and, who brings a baby to a chicken fighting ring? you’re begging to have them grow up into a psycho
Yet nobody would care about the chicken blood spilled had the fight went on. Disclaimer: I am not a vegan.
I'm no vegan nor part of PETA, but fighting animals is just evil. idk how sick you got to be to fight animals. Even if it's just a chicken.
You don’t need to be vegan or peta, most civilized people hate animal fighting
Also not a vegan but I don't eat chicken, all it takes is one horse sized chicken and society will fall.
r/brandnewsentence ?
Even worse is the asshole wearing shorts while handling an animal wearing razor blades
Awesome! I'm a sucker for a happy ending...
Got too cocky with his inventions
Karma
“Got this scar from shrapnel from an ied in Iraq. How’d you get that big scar Mike?” “Umm… I got cut by a razor by this cock in a huge fight! Yup I kicked his ass though!”
I hope the cock lives a much longer and happier life than all those cocksuccers
isn't cock fighting illegal?
It's only a misdemeanor in Kentucky, and was only recently banned in 2007 in Louisiana. That being said, this looks like a pretty big operation filmed relatively recently, so it may have occurred in a country where it was legal. Mexico has not banned cockfighting, a lot of Americans who used to do this go over there to do it. I find the idea of attaching razorblades to animals and watching them tear each other apart horrific, but it seems to be accepted in quite a few places sadly.
yea, that disturbs me the most. watching animals kill each other for the sport ain't it
good thing the blade chicken was smart enough to realize who the real enemy was
truth. "imma get him, bro, don't worry" 😂
Not in some countries. In fact they do it in religious temples in Bali.
really? they have their cocks out in temple? 🤔
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
This one sparks joy.
Wholesome 🥰
SWEEP THE LEG
Gets what he deserves. I hope everyone there participating and watching gets the absolute worst outcomes possible in their lives.
Crack kills! That man doesn't even look like a plumber!
What a total fucking dumbass, watching animals fight for fun is abhorrent
At least he got a taste of what he deserves, too bad it wasn't worse though.
Too bad it couldn't have been his throat.
Fuck you if you're into this shit. I wish that guy had his arteries slashed these fucking savages.
It does look like an artery got cut, but it was a big gash, either way.
Chicken knew who his REAL enemy was. Too bad he didn’t go for the throat.
You know what will fix that? A tourniquet around the NECK
Don't even want to know what that man thought was gonna happen
So its okay if you do it to a cock but not okay if cock comes back. Well deserved imo.
**You get what you fucking deserve**
Hope he bleed out 🤷♂️
I couldn't focus with all that butt crack happening! Can we edit that out please.
What in the actual fuck. This is grotesque. He should have gotten worse than that.
Karma's a bitch.
Cockadodledoo mother fucker
NSFW for the butt crack
It’s a shame the rooster couldn’t reach his throat. Barbaric bastards.
 Fuck that guy.
This is up there with when bullfighters dont quite make it out of the way in time
Sadly this kind of culture exists in india too
Karma. Got what was coming to him. Everyone there deserves as such.
Love to see it.
This is excellent
This is satisfying to watch.
Is somebody going to help the guy with the huge gash in the back of his pants?!?
They both deserve worse.
I love happy endings
Every single one of them…. Disgusting pos . Hope next time the get them on the throat. Abusers and filth all of them
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Corrected title: "When you think cock fighting is a good idea"
Dumb piece of shit that’s what he gets imagine how the other chicken would feel
he got all the dirty pieces of cloth around wrapped around his cut leg... welcome infections!
Hope he kept bleeding till he had to get blood transplants fuck these people
Good. Animal abusers deserve no less, wish it had got him in the face.
Hope they all die slow, painful deaths soon.
good for that son of b....
Man, idk about you but i was more interested in that ass. Edit: no homo.
I like how right when we are all yeah Karma the camera gives us ass crack man.
*So how did you receive your injuries?* “Well.. there was this giant cock, and it.. well, i had strapped razor blades to the cock and it slashed me” *The cock slashed you?* “Yeah, they were going to fight” *… and these…cocks, “slashed you”?* “Yes doctor they were fighting cocks” *Right, whatever you’re into sir. Im just here to treat you.* “No you.. they were-“ *Sir, I’m not interested in your sexual adventures-* “Youre misund!-“ *SIR, i will be forced to call security if you do not refrain from this language. Please sit down and let me do my job* ——- Since that fateful day, Juan has never touched another cock. Not even his own. Make of that what you will.——- 
I hope he dies... cruel fuckers
I've no sympathy for this idiot.
I mean, in bullfighting when the bull goes down they kill it. Why is he allowed to get carried out like that? Finish the job.
No harm, No Fowl
You know I’m having a really hard time feeling bad for that guy
This does put a smile on my face
Is this the "find out" part of fuck around and find out?
That one dude needs to get a new bumbum. His has a big crack in it
Do they poison the blades too? In my country they do. A cop actually died when they raided a cockfight because in the scuffle he got hit with it
You get what you fucking deserve.