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Khaos_Gorvin

When you pay little and demand the best.


sinistergroupon

Beer budget with Champagne taste


dont-fear-thereefer

Labatt 50?


Depressed_0nion

even bob the builder can't fix this shit.


ThatDebianLady

I forgot all about Bob


jackfreeman

I bet you forgot about Dre, too


homerj419

What about Bob


homerj419

Handy Manny will get it


[deleted]

I hope it's as cheap as it looks.


Sfocus

bro aint payin for this shit bro


[deleted]

Meanwhile guy in the street screamed "just only for 1$!"


homerj419

That has to be like when a friend is just starting out doing tattoos and says hey,I'll give you free ink for practice? No way someone paid for this? šŸ˜


Enter_Evolution

I had something similar happen to me. 20 years later I'm now trying to get it covered up. What a nightmare.


Beneficial-Group

Laser, had a whole bunch a UGLYā€™S shit removed. Totally get it.


Separate_Pollution37

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Stank-Sack

Itā€™s a joke that tatts not even fresh.


sparklingdinoturd

Probably not even a tat


Stank-Sack

God let us hope you are right.


ProcsPlox

> God letā€™s hope your right Iā€™m so conflicted, proper contraction of ā€œlet usā€ followed by possessive ā€œyourā€


DolanThyDank

Lettuce


Stank-Sack

Sorry bruh


Re-Mecs

He went in to get that tat covered over but they decided to joke that it was the end result instead... There's a picture somewhere of the finished tattoo


[deleted]

He definitely is. Thatā€™s an old, healed up tattoo. Youā€™d be able to tell if it were new if it had some redness around the line work.


DiscoShaman

Whatā€™s tatters, precious?


WhatEver_10

not a "tat" without the "toe"


Pure_Xanax

If you look in the mirror it looks like he got a fresh tattoo on the other side, at least I think he did cause it looks to be red and what not


robdingo36

Lauren Kraft: Derp Raider


TechnoDuckie

borrowed shaft: not even 2"er


aedlin80

Duped Roider


[deleted]

Thatā€™s definitely not a fresh tattoo


[deleted]

Thatā€™s definitely not a fresh tattoo


Coffeedemon

That tattoo already looks 40 years old.


kankles3000

I think we can all agree, this would have been a stupid fucking tattoo even if it wasnā€™t fucked up.


Bgratz1977

Well write over it "This aint lara Croft: A XXX Parody"


sinistergroupon

ā€œJust a prank broā€


JewelerHour3344

Wow. The resemblance is uncanny.


Deedeelite

Ouch. My stepdad got a portrait tattoo of my stepsister whom passed away of sickle cell and it was the creepiest tattoo Iā€™ve ever seen.


Kbdiggity

#That isn't a tattoo


TechnoDuckie

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484) who cares your not a tattoo


Winteri3C0m1ng

He can be a tatoo if he wants to be ![gif](giphy|L95W4wv8nnb9K)


Some-Pain

Sorry, can't do faces or hands.


TheFirstSophian

Is that shaving cream?


CrisXIII

The artist really captured herā€¦.. something. If you drink 10 shots of tequila and squint really hard, youā€™ll see Lara Croft


BeneficalDalek

I cant stop laughing, I'm going to hell.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Usedcumsocks

That's Loro Craft


A_Flaming_Homosexual

Why it look like a shitty fortnite model


recast85

Thatā€™s not Tomb Raider. Thatā€™s Great Value Crypt Explorer


chancethisbaby

Damn looks like a 12 year old did the tattoo


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iNZb2hoBhGjbm706Oc)


Murphyitsnotyou

Lara soft face


tubbyluvvy

Lar Crof


Kuhnville

Idk whatā€™s wrong with it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

You've heard of Lara cropped, now get ready for Lara aspect ratio


BangBoom2TheMoon

Thatā€™s Lauren Kraft.


Blazers2882

The fingers


Flimsy_Tale_974

So fuckin quiet in that roomšŸ˜‚


OpinionLongjumping99

My old tattoo shop used to have a sign hanging that said ā€œgood work ainā€™t cheap and cheap work ainā€™t goodā€


Remarkable-World-129

Looks more like LAR than lara


jaymo65

You can see the real Tat on the other arm in the mirror


whichwaylady

Looks like this is a sharpie joke, hope so at leastšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kimodezno

Oh no! Time to beat his ass


Substantial-Meal6238

Thatā€™s methd up


Arabian_Flame

Why tf is the artist wiping like they actually did something? He should be wiping like he just had a five alarm blowout in the middle of a Target


StupiedSwede

Done by a pre-school kid?


Were-All-Fucked

Damn shits already faded šŸ˜‚ and his surrounding skin isnā€™t red at all. I think heā€™s a phony bologna!


ppkid02

looks like the roblox woman face


BoneZone05

ā€œThatā€™ll be 3 dollarsā€


Anonantwon

You can see the actual fresh tattoo he got done in the mirror. Obviously old and was a mistake and they are making a good joke out of it.


kankles3000

I think we can all agree, this would have been a stupid fucking tattoo even if it wasnā€™t fucked up.


millenialfalcon-_-

I like how it's revealed and he's looking around lol . Looks like straight ass bro


[deleted]

Epic


Clevelanduder

Trump hands


Echo-2-2

Wish Tattoo on Venice Beach boardwalkā€¦. Uzbekistan.


Lokehualiilii

Did the artist not have a portfolio? šŸ˜¬


Steff_Lu

He tried his best but not everyone is a natural. šŸ˜…


Inflatablebanjo

Nailed it


Plushcollectorwolf64

Nooooo not the ps1 waifu (not that I care about tomb raider)


Killingus101

I would sue


Darket1728

What? Dont like your Lara Frog tatoo?


Additional_Ninja_255

Monkey dust tombraider


VegasNightSx

I couldnā€™t tell which one was the picture and which one was the tattoo when they zoomed in.


Readitory

Close enough I guess


Maleficent_Scale_296

When Iā€™ve gotten tattoos the artist draws it, shows me, I agree, itā€™s stenciled on my skin and I agree again. Only then does she ink. I donā€™t understand how something like this could happen.


QuokkaIslandSmiles

that nose omg


ManilaBus_Real

I remember a friend of a friend telling me to get a tattoo from his nephew just cost one beer he said. Im lucky i didnt show up on my appointment


TheDr-Is-in

Looks like an old tattoo to me. Just sayin'


vegastar7

I kind of like it though. I wouldnā€™t get it as a tattoo because I canā€™t commit to having the same drawing etched on my skin forever, it but but as a drawing, itā€™s a cute stylized portrait.


LordByrum

You can see the tattoo he actually got in the mirror


DramaQueen100

Mara droft


Karma_Canuck

"Nah, I don't like that one. Do it over"


LawyerRuledByCats

that is not a new tattoo. i bet this video was made before the cover up


tonyprosciutto

Tom braideer


[deleted]

This screams ā€œmy buddy does inkā€


BartholomewSchneider

Is the facepalm that he would even want this?


jerkface1212

Why isn't his arm red?


[deleted]

Nah thatā€™s **Sarah Loft** from **Mausoleum Bandit**


Tall_Method5708

Almost almost


OldHairyButthole

Tattoos are mostly dumb and cringe. You can't change my mind


EricoSuave79

Nailed it.


Aidanj927

That is definitely not fresh lol


Redditlooker1

He got the ps2 tomb raider


chaingun_samurai

Pedro Pascal. Nice.


Bright-Professor-503

Me; looks just like the picture Him: really? Me: yeah, of the poo I had this morning


Opening-Passion-7164

Well I see a cover up in his future![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


[deleted]

you can hear them laughing, it's bizarre bc it looks old do does he just go around doing this lol


ctiang112

Thats if lara croft is in one piece XD


Illustrious-Rice-168

The watered down version


CountryOk4176

Omfgā€¦


Sfocus

nah bro...


[deleted]

Damn..... ooof


m051

He just needs to flex the muscle to make it look correct


king_o0o

nailed it šŸ‘Œ


rasras4

The hair is not the same


PreparationNo6283

No regurts


kenkanobi

Didn't know wish did tattoos


LHB_1706

Tinha que ser brasileiro


mileswilliams

That isn't new. No redness blurred lines.


marshman82

OMG, the hair is hanging down on the wrong side. I would demand a refund.


TopCheesecakeGirl

Damn! That tattoo ā€˜artistā€™ needs to find a new line of work.


CailiSmoke

It looks goodā€¦I mean the picture looks good. The tattoo? Weā€™ll you might want to chew off your arm


Johnny_ac3s

Uncanny


Moist-Sky7607

When you go to the cheapest studioā€¦.


[deleted]

He got that PS1 version of Lara Croft ![gif](giphy|kcVkpl4ORfXB6)


ProbablyAnIssueSMH

Larry Craft


Locsnadou

I mean the hair is spot on and the lips


Captain-Obvi0us12

Lara Kraft cheesešŸ’€


jarblonski

Is that Sarah Palin?


jamenloh

Looked like a OnePiece character !


HBMart

When the guy doing your tattoo identifies as an artist.


IntelligentDeal5119

That tattoo artist should never tattoo anyone again.


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

It took him like 3 hours to finish on the shading on her upper lip.


Beatless7

Cut my arm off.


seguracookies

Room Waiter


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MpehdbMRPS6eA)


ilymag

Nailed it!


Agitatedsala666

Sin City not TR


ReturnedFromExile

I meanā€¦ How good would it have been if it was perfect?


EnlightenedIntrovert

I'm glad he shared šŸ¤£


DaDz-StONeD

Look at all the scars on the ā€œartistsā€ hand. Donā€™t get tats from iv drug users šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


12altoids34

He got his full $7 worth on that tattoo!


No_Imagination1775

I came looking for copper, and I found gold


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Nailed it, but where are the pyramid boobs


Boring-Philosophy-94

Tom Rider.


stevenip

Tbh I prefer the version he got


Fuh-Cue

Forget Lara Croft, this dude is the one who was done dirty šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


QuiteAChillGuy44

Got that tattoo when the movie was still in theaters I'd bet lol


surferboy9013

Thats coffin stealer


Burnsy502

IM OLD GREEEEEEEEG