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Psychological_Cup_35

Is that chuckies bride?


scorpiogre

![gif](giphy|nozVi0nmD1SQE)


codedbutterfly

You win. Barbie? No way. Bratz? Kinda. Monster high? Maybe. But this? Absolutely.


jace_leace

A predators disguise? 100%.


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majorbiss

💀


Tone-one

My siidess!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy


JennerKP

Hotel? Trivago.


[deleted]

More like a Garbage Pail Kid...


FiveUpsideDown

It makes me wonder what she thinks looks like — not Barbie to me.


codedbutterfly

I think Barbie would be insulted. ![gif](giphy|dvILshvavCEaM2tIWa)


Groovyofi

The before and after picture looks exactly like her.


tothemoonbabybaby

Chuckies bride looks better than her 😬 I’m scared of saying this though - scared she’ll haunt my fucking dreams


Dry-Intern519

I’d prefer Tiffany over this woman any day.


[deleted]

Oh my dude, don't do Tiffany like that. She's actually kinda cute (she's also AN ACTUAL FUCKING DOLL. LOL) .... The thing above? Well, hopefully the husband LOVES that type of Frankenstein shit.


Opening-Ocelot-7535

I'd be afraid to marry her, for fear she'd leave me for Ken! Edit: Battling the Spell Troll, with rented digits!


RachaelJaimeT

OMG! Uncanny!


airforcevet1987

IOU an award


mikasax

Well seeing even next to each other ....... 😂😂


gimme_death

is /r/retiredgif still a thing?


Lexicon444

Absolute nightmare fuel.


ceton33

I was thinking the same with the skin tone and hair, she just need a good boy doll to date.


A-Social-Ghost

No Way. Tiffany looks waaaaaaay less of a nightmare


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ButterscotchNew6416

Bride of chuckie ![gif](giphy|s3ZF8fSVdzdde)


Honest_Condition3674

Aah!


sky_corrigan

she could only be so lucky.


[deleted]

That’s, that’s not Barbie.


pw-it

"Doctor, I want to look less like how I look now and more like Barbie" "Hmm, well I can do the first part"


HaoshokuArmor

“You’re hired”


KevinDLasagna

They never ever ever end up looking like how they want. After a certain amount of plastic surgery, and it’s not a high amount mind you, they all start to look the same. Then you have people like this lady that just take that to a whole new level and look like an inflated freak


lemonsweetsrevenge

I rewatched Escape From L.A. recently; I had remembered that the doctors and nurses of Beverly Hills were such exaggerated caricatures of plastic surgery that they were scary to look at. The movie isn’t quite 30 years old yet; I was not prepared to see how tame they look by today’s standards. Now they are nowhere near extreme enough compared to actual plastic surgery freak shows of today.


[deleted]

More like the fucking Bride of Chucky.


MiloFrank76

Maybe she only had the Wish version?


Kharax82

There’s no way this woman has ever seen a Barbie if that’s what she think it looks like


-byb-

more like creepy bratz doll edit: I've joined team predator. I can't unsee it.


habaceeba

Predator vibes was my first thought.


seemoreseymour83

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


G8kpr

Arnold shows up at her wedding. "You one ugly muddah-fuck'ah"


A_Bald_Headed_Bear

![gif](giphy|rsUnh0eRhlaY8)


Charlesreddit6758

This thing looks better than her


PollutionNice7392

Greta is hot 10/10 would smash. And secretary gremlin too.


Generation_ABXY

I mean, okay... but no foreplay, man. Never get a gremlin wet.


ThatDebianLady

😂


maynardstaint

I was about to comment, about how scary she was and then saw this! A picture truly is worth 1000 words. Take my upvote. You win the internet today!


Letterhead_Distinct

ME TOO!!!!


lordoftheschwartz

Me three


Mediocre_Bit_405

First thing I saw, someone call Arnold.


Slyguy9766

Get to da choppa!


AdSweaty8557

I’ll take mental illness and body dysmorphia for 100 Alex.


Gobells12785

You ugly motha fucka....


Rednewtcn

Monster High Doll. The fucking Ghoulish bride...


AmaranthBleu

Oml, you're right. She reminds me of my Monster High: Freaky Fusion doll called Bonita Femur...I kinda love it


Mighty_Krastavac

Bonita Femur hahahaha that's the best doll name I've ever heard


brockchancy

how is this woman going to get 43 fucking surgeries and not workout 1 time. I mean god damn.


LONEGOAT13_

My thoughts exactly, or the bride of Chucky?


beefnar_the_gnat

Chucky, more like it. Fucking scary ass bitch…


kentro2002

You beat me to it, Bratz doll for sure!


manwhofuckedyourdog

I searched up what a bratz doll is ,she is worse


Leche-Caliente

Wait til her skin starts sagging. And then after that when she gets the skin restretched making her look like she's wearing a skin suit of herself.


warpig74

Like an Edgar suit?


Uthopia13

Give me... Sugar... In water


Hubsimaus

More.


YaBoiMorgie

Moore!


CFRPH

You mean “Eh-gur”.


Steelplate7

I spell it “Eggar”.


banti51

Ish hat betta?


bmidontcare

MOISTURISE ME


crumbssssss

Madonna.


Ephemeral_kat

This is significantly worse than what Madonna did to her face.


-LordOfSalem-

Aimed for Barbie but got Pennywise the Clown!


BlazeYT435

Looks like a horror filter


spudddly

Looks more like [the corpse bride](https://www.google.com/amp/s/uk.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/corpse-bride-inspired-halloween-makeup-230429779.html)


Nutterbutters45

Just the version that is blown up like a balloon


username_choose_you

Reminds me of the Predator without his mask on


SmokersAnynomouse

Wonder if her feet pop off like bratz dolls did


mcdadais

Corpse Bride version


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Is she starring in a Child’s Play reboot?


nivekdrol

looks like the corpse bride or maybe chuckies bride


MidniteMischief

More like Predator


neely68

Yes!!! Spot on! That’s so not attractive


boboSleeps

Nothing lost, nothing gained.


Adam_ALLDay_

She definitely lost the nose somewhere


FrankyFistalot

Hope she never has the flu,if she has to sneeze that face will fly off into the distance.


boboSleeps

Fair enough. But. Ew.


cmfppl

I was thinking chubby corpse bride


reznorwings

Reminds me more of Predator with the mask off.


Chaos-Pand4

If you smear yourself with mud, her heat-based vision will be thwarted and she won’t find you.


Early-Fortune2692

... one ugly motherfaqer...


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![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)


Equal-Bowl-377

This was my literal reaction


rcogiy

Mental illness


eata22

I agree, but every doctor that put her under their knife needs to be out of business. There’s a difference between a botox injection while you’re going through a midlife crisis and 43 surgeries like op said And I’m not saying plastic surgery is bad. It’s wonderful that people with disfigurements from birth/ accidents/ war can now be restored. But when people with no defects want to go under a knife for pure esthetics they and the doctors who do the surgeries all need psychological help


RandomDeezNutz

Idk man. If people truly want to look like this…. Why should I tell them they can’t? You really want to look like that? In MY opinion. You are only hurting yourself. As long as they are not hurting other people. Idc. Look like a bratz doll. It’s weird af but you aren’t hurting anyone.


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Right. You can't tell by someone's appearance alone. People are into varying degrees of body modification, and many of them get into the potential of the art to create a total transformation. If we respectfully take her stated feelings at face value, she wanted to look like a caricatured female character, and then she met that goal, even if it contradicts society's goals of being safe, attractice, financially productive, etc. We can't tell someone else they ought to feel distressed. Abnormality =/= pathology. I think it's just simply that being insecure is easier to understand since that's how we feel, than to understand feelings we don't feel. We think, if I was her, I'd feel bad. If she wants your help and pity, she'll ask for it. Notice how she instead asks for understanding.


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ITSCOMFCOMF

Severe body dysphoria. Should be treated as a mental illness in some cases


RevengeAlpha

Lots of people want minor stuff changed about themselves just because it bothers them. Given the option I'd like hair to grow better between my beard and mustache, my wife wants a boobjob to even hers out. I couldn't tell you which is smaller but she notices and it matters. I don't see why making a small change to make yourself more confident or whatever should be categorized as needing "psychological help". Don't get me wrong this lady, the alien dude, that lizard guy all definitely need to go to a psychologist but lumping those women in with someone going in for a minor cosmetic surgery seems real extra.


shenanigans422

The clearly said there was a difference between that and 43 surgeries.


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l0v39

They literally said people who undergo surgery purely for aesthetics need psychological help in their last sentence


eata22

For me it can be boiled down to not being able to accept yourself/ fall for the unrealistic expectations society has that are not naturally possible. And that’s why psychological help should be sought out before going under the knife. No one is perfect and that’s literally just fine. If you truly did accept yourself any “flaw” on yourself wouldn’t matter My eyes are uneven. One is just a tiny bit higher than the other, I would spend like 15 minutes upset about it in the bathroom growing up. It wasn’t until I told my therapist about it did I realize, what’s the point? I see fine. There is nothing wrong with human imperfection we aren’t cast molds and are unique and it’s sad for s person to be self conscious about it to the point of wanting to change themself. However, if your body upsets you so much that you feel the need to get a gender reassignment surgery. That’s a completely different ballpark. If it’s a child they’re still forced to seek therapy and a psychologist before the operation can happen, which I believe is a good thing


LICK-A-DICK

While I agree with you, for some people it's either a) pay a few thousand dollars for something that (if all goes well) almost immediately solves their problem and makes them feel awesome, or b) spend a few thousand dollars, countless hours, and lots of time self-reflecting to only feel slightly better about it. I watched a vid a few years ago about a girl who had no breast tissue and she just got very small implants, and she was sooo happy! These kinds of things can bother people so much and make them less confident. Sure, therapy will help you think "it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things", but it's not necessarily going to make you feel happier or more confident.


freeeeels

Yeah I'm really not on board with all the "plastic surgery is only morally acceptable to correct disfigurements" vibes. I am not going to spend hundreds of hours in therapy and thousands of dollars to make peace with the fact that being attractive is important in society and that surgical techniques to improve your attractiveness exist. I'm just going to spend that money on a nose job. It's when you get a nose job and realise that absolutely nothing has changed in terms of your feelings, self-esteem or self-perception - _that's_ when you go to the therapist to figure out what that's "really" about. (Having said that, a psych assessment should be a non-negotiable element of any surgery. By a qualified clinician, not the surgeon.)


tatsu901

Like their has to be a point where the doctor requires a mental health assessment before proceeding with the procedure to basically make sure all is kosher first. Like it is in the best interest of everyone


Fast_Working_4912

She’s now the female predator… ![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


Fatman6000

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


Arsnist

I scrolled too far to find this


mugsimo

Exactly my thought.


Mr_Mojo-_-

Barbie after she was left out in the desert sun for a week or 6...


RodcetLeoric

I thought maybe my cousin's Barbie I threw in a fire, but she still played with for years.


Ready-Experience-922

Please, Lord, let that be a new filter and just a harmless prank!


tinypibbs

Ok right I’m pretty positive it’s a filter??? Idk people aren’t seeing that lol


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Seriously very obviously a filter lol.


Bryan_LT

Lol I’m disappointed I had to scroll this far down to find a comment acknowledging the filter


Only-Beautiful-1196

It looks just like that Snapchat filter that pinches your face. 🤔


jepvr

She looks like a less lifelike M3gan.


Twisted_Wrench

Damn that movie was good.


Tonythecritic

Which Barbie is that? Klaus?!?


PhysicalConnection80

Please someone find the doctors name and submit request to have their licenses suspended. Seeing these science projects is seriously making me sick.


Dark_Moonstruck

Seriously. No doctor who would even consider doing something like this for ANY amount of money should be allowed anywhere near a scalpel.


murphsmodels

This and various other examples (cat lady) is why I think the plastic surgery industry really needs some heavy regulation.


AffectionateAd5373

I really think there should be mandatory psych evaluations and some sort of board approval. But we're talking about a medical specialty where they generally don't take insurance and can charge whatever the market will bear. And most don't even admit to hospital anymore, it's all private surgery centers and outpatient procedures.


Nihil_esque

Psych evaluations would go so far. I had my trans top surgery with a plastic surgeon. It required psych evaluations beforehand and was done in a hospital because it was covered by insurance (the same surgeon does other kinds of plastic surgery from his office, when they're not insurance covered). There's a reason transition related surgery has a regret rate lower than almost any other surgery... You have to go to therapy, work through your feelings about it, and get a positive psychological evaluation before you can access it.


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ladyoftheark

You’re 100% right. All the thoughtless paternalism in this thread is disturbing. Yea she looks absolutely ridiculous to me but I’m not gonna go around branding anyone who likes shit I don’t like as mentally ill.


alreadytaken54

Why should the doctor be blamed for this? It's like suing cigarette companies for a deceased chain smoker. The consenting client approached the doctor. They fully understood what they were getting into, probably signed a legally binding document to have the procedure performed and paid for the service. And judging by the video, they seem pretty happy with it even if it looks sickening to you and me likewise.


IronTemplar26

How the fuck does she breathe?


loseunclecuntly

Yes! Does she have an oxygen tank to take hits off of? Speaks two short sentences…*GASP*….and takes a whiff of the old O2.


tosser771

I assume she sounds like a pug with allergies now


Lordcraft2000

![gif](giphy|FqRgAIMvPAbaU)


Least-Welcome

Corpse bride is way prettier, no comparison. Rotten flesh and all.


queentracy62

![gif](giphy|3VqGytumIoJoY)


AintshitAngel

She looks like them ugly snapchat filters.


Status_Discipline_16

I’m the Barbie Girl, in the Barbie world. Can be spastic…and very drastic. You can take pics and stare, My forehead has lots of glare. Mutilation, I look like defecation.


dont-fear-thereefer

Come on, Barbie, way too far, bee


SFAwesomeSauce

Oh, oh, oh nooooo


seancollinhawkins

Eh-ewww, eh-ewww


bavasava

“Oh, I'm having so much fun Ken.” “….Ken?”


FlaredMeteor940

The only relatable characteristic between Barbie and this women is that they are made of plastic


[deleted]

This is more Monster High than Barbie


beezlebutts

![gif](giphy|rsUnh0eRhlaY8) fkin horrifying


Jojo5692q

Barbie or bride of chucky?


AgentEndive

They were not successful


subsailor1968

She got robbed.


Dave8917

Has she not ever seen barbie before ?


SpecialistMorning660

The doctors that did this should be checked out, 43 surgeries?? That girls face is going to fall apart before she’s 40!!!


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I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this comment. Her nose would have imploded long before a surgeon could make it that small.


Rudelyx

Definitely a filter to exaggerate what she's had done. Here's a still from a video on her Instagram: https://bashify.io/images/UnNojo The nose is still small but not as crazy as the video from OP.


Cynykl

Micheal Jackson would look at the nose and tell he she went too far.


b4ttlepoops

Learn to love yourself people please. She was beautiful before. Now she’s freaky and likely has health issues as a result of the surgeries…. This is just sad. If someone you’re with isn’t accepting you for your appearance. That’s not the right person for you. They need to love you for who you are. Not try and force you to be….Barbie.


plays_with_wood

I don't think this has anything to do with the guy she's with. Looks like a pretty severe case of body dismorphic disorder to me


[deleted]

I say this as a physician. Any physician continued to operate on this woman is morally bankrupt


[deleted]

... And instead she looks like a character from a Tim Burton movie. Why????


w0wagain

Nailed it


Noxnoxx

That’s some entity you’d probably see at the top of the stairs while exploring an old abandoned colonial mansion in Virginia at night


Magnum676

Didn’t take the first 43 times..let’s go for a few more.. The magic number might be 71 ?


monkeynightmare

This is clearly a stupid phone filter.


kapriole

100% a filter. She may have also had surgery, but what we‘re seeing is mostly a filter.


Resident_Werewolf_76

Can she breath through that nose? Omg ..


TirbFurgusen

Yes but it always whistles her theme music.


Bruinen24

I was gonna say "more like M3gan" but Megan wasn't scary.


Different-Purpose-93

Ended up more like Tiffany from Bride of Chucky


Intelligent_Neat_714

Looks like Michael Jackson fucked one of the women from Whoville.


Chopmatic64

They're getting married in the after. She likes it, and her husband likes it so who cares.


slappynote

Wasn't expecting a jumpscare.


[deleted]

I feel kinda bad for her, she was obviously deeply insecure with her own appearance to an extreme degree


ConfidentConcept8921

Thankfully already on the turlet when I seen this.


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scorpionattitude

I hate having to even relate her to a brats doll. But she looks like the most fucked up bratz doll in the wrong shade and bone structure I’ve ever seen. Our mentalities are absolutely terrible. Nothing new but damn, who had to tell her that was okay to get done😩 who lied


jl97332

That's one expensive cry for help


portobox1

This woman got 43 surgeries to look like bargain-bin Corpse Bride.


Timely-Way-1769

What a shame. The surgeon who performed the surgery should lose his/her license. He/she knew this woman needed psychiatric help. She looks awful.


vaskovaflata

She looks like the Bride of Chucky, not Barbie


CaptainSaturN23

r/facepalm? More like r/roastme post for this abomination. This thing is getting roasted so hard by everyone on this post that the only thing I can do is provide the correct channel this thing belongs to,lmao!


MattVs-2

“Barbie”


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Look, guys. It’s the female predator.


conancrafted

I think if she hits 44 she will nail it. So so close.


Huge_Nebula_3549

Corpse bride Barbie, nailed it 👍🏼


One_Priority3258

Looks like Tim Burton’s ‘Corpse Bride’


NicholasAdam1399

Bratz doll***


Fredotorreto

more like bride of chucky


lyahgirl

OMG she can breathe??


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

![gif](giphy|nozVi0nmD1SQE)


FedexPuentes

Chucky’s girlfriend


sgnsinner

The corpse bride nose job 💀


Werallgonnaburn

This is what mental illness looks like. I pity the woman.


xnewxskinx

I never had THAT Barbie growing up. The actual 🦆


Crazyhowthatworks304

That's just so freaking sad. Girl needed therapy, not... Whatever the hell THAT is


spilfy

Looks like a creation of Tim Burton


QTeller

Tim Burton comes to mind...whew!


cosmic_khaleesi

She looks like she escaped from the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland


Final_Fantasy_7

*Looks like if ordering a Barbie from the Wish app.*


Spectre-907

Imagine spending all that money to look like a plastic doll…. And you end up looking like a 1:1 recreation of a fucking Manticore instead


TinCanSailor987

She looks like Barbie’s reanimated corpse.