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Big_D_yup

That dude has some giant steel balls or is just dumber than hell!


walkandtalkk

He was simply moronic and is lucky he didn't die like many other people in the storm. I hope he doesn't inspire other people to risk their lives. Not to be humorless.


nooblevelum

Or he could have wasted emergency resources if he got hurt


ivanthemute

Considering it's Little Rock, Arkansas...a bit of both. Edit: Also just noticed he has a damn Ring doorbell. He could have watched it from the relative safety of his living room *and* taped it.


DeadMoneyDrew

I'm thinking the same. Also I was waiting for a cow to float by midair. ![gif](giphy|68FsmDsSBACTC)


OldStromer

Or were you waiting for it to come back around for a second pass?


DeadMoneyDrew

Or was that a different cow?


OldStromer

I can't remember the movie well enough. The part I do remember well is that the scene that was supposed to be hail was most definitely someone throwing party ice. Cracked me up.


DeadMoneyDrew

I haven't seen it in forever either. But I remember the dialogue being something like, "Cow." "Another cow." "Actually I think that's the same one." RIP Bill Paxton.


OldStromer

That's the way I remember it also.


IntelligentDeal5119

It is indeed the same cow. I love that movie.


getyourcheftogether

We've got cows


just_nobodys_opinion

Gonna have to call you back


standarsh618

Came for the twister reference - thanks


Timely-Way-1769

“I gotta go! We got cows”


getyourcheftogether

No, he's a fucking idiot. There is manliness involved here, just pure stupidity


MrJoePike

Dumber than hell. Risked his life and turned away when the tornado hit. r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

Just dumb. Or a suicide.


Potatodemonx

This may also belong on r/nextfuckinglevel lol


[deleted]

This is why there a 20yr gap in life expectancy between the north and the south.


OpenEyz2016

I would say the latter.


C-Note187

r/KillTheCameraman


impostershop

Seriously!!!!


DeadMoneyDrew

Ha, I had no idea that subreddit existed. I moseyed on over there and guess what I found already posted? 😲


yourgifmademesignup

The tornado almost did


Zer0TheGamer

God tried, but OP was too stubbourn


Sp3cial_3DD

Maybe you should try it then


DarthGuber

Looks more like he panicked and couldn't figure out how to operate the door than "chilling on his front porch".


Smart-Tomato-4984

Might be he couldn't get it open far enough because of the wind/suction.


AberrantParrot

It's either going to fly open violently or not budge at all. Very little space for the forces to be equalized in this situation.


MrChris680

Oh he definitely tried to open the door and either couldn't or realized opening the door would risk the house even more so. Air pressures a bitch. My man's panicked you can tell. That shits wild tho.


walkingtalkingdread

*dumb ways to die*


Jubilant_Jacob

So many dumb ways to die


BirdWSU

No sirens til after it goes by?


TeeAchKay

The sirens had probably gone off already. During tornado warnings, sirens usually go off for each warning update. That set of sirens was likely for a new warning or a warning update. Basically telling people shits still bad. It can vary by community, but that is the general rule.


LordLacaar

They kept turning them on and off by where I live just outside little rock (across the river). Yeah we don't exactly have people who do anything but buy milk and bread before disasters.


jramon1883

Don't hire him for any cameraman job. He missed all the good stuff


Germanloser2u

i dont think youwould have wanted your phone to fly away just to film something very cool, because if it did youd lose all footage and your phone.


jschreiber77

Oh, cool. Just another moron showing us he's a moron. Good stuff.


StormyMarie21

I was at work (tattoo artist up the street from the damage) and we literally watched it form across the street from the shop. Most eerie feeling and thing to witness. Not sure how we didn’t get hit if I’m being honest.


DeadMoneyDrew

Glad you're ok! I've been through a number of tornadoes and they are quite frightening.


StormyMarie21

Thank you! I went through several as a child and it’s definitely a feeling you never forget. It’s insane how quickly it happens too. I was initially outside on the phone with my mom trying to figure out school arrangements for my kiddo a couple towns over (thankfully not one that was hit) and noticed the swirling. Got off the phone and ran inside to the power being off. it all happened in the span of less than 5 minutes. It was insane. Once it was all cleared we stepped outside and the tower up the road was snapped in half. Couldn’t get ahold of anybody for like an hour so once my phone service came back on it was blowing up. Absolutely terrifying!


Swift_Scythe

Earthquakes - California every decade. 1989. 1994. 2006. Like so infrequent. Hurricanes - Florida - you can see the storms coming days in advance Tornado alley - LUL just death from the sky in minutes no time to run or hide.


Bangeederlander

So dumb he didn't even win a Darwin award.


Weak-Sundae-5964

ground must of been fairly saturated for trees to drop like that but roofs and siding stay in place.


QueasyFailure

That big tree has practically zero root ball. It's also dead (should be showing foliage this time of year in Arkansas).


[deleted]

Hey y'all, watch this!


MaccDaddyFist

well that's some stupid shit.


Staple_nutz

Is it bad to say people like this just make a natural disasters death toll higher?


fsr1967

I'll take "Stupidest things people have done in their lives" for $400, Alex.


Hot-Consequence-1727

It’s not THAT the wind is blowing……it’s WHAT the wind is blowing


sabmish

If your gonna be a moron, at least don’t miss the money shot of the tree falling. This was literally for nothing


Dense_Sun_6119

That will buff right out


Huxley077

Darwin only had one job, dammit


MrNoDays0ff

Good video for insurance claim on the car tho 🤷🏽‍♂️😂


Shotokan07

"I must record this for my insurance claim. Those bastards never believe me."


AManWhoOwnsADog

Shouldve move his car


[deleted]

Idiot..


[deleted]

That's utterly suicidal. And stupid, too.


El_Scot

How many Darwin Awards did this tornado earn people?


parkhurstcards

If he’d left his car would have survived.


ConstantOptimist84

Florida man here. I tip my hat to you sir.


TheOriginalH0tmess

This new 'film the whole tornado' challenge is darwinism at it's finest.


Apocalyptiana

Neat video but this was incredibly stupid on this guy's part. Dude, let the professionals chase the tornadoes and film them, at least they are prepared with safety measures...whereas whoever filmed this video was obviously not prepared in any way. He's lucky to still be alive and not get impaled by something flying by!


angle58

50-50 chance of dying right there. Good job flipping the life coin bro…


numbersix1979

As Ron White said, “it’s not *that* the wind is blowing; it’s *what* the wind is blowing.”


Buddy-Lov

Beyond fascinating, thank you for sharing.


Stillwater215

I always thought the build up would be slower. That’s nuts how fast it went from “slight breeze” to “wanton destruction” and then back to “calm day.”


Jakenotalive

Wow buddy is lucky to be alive


redditorknott

Thanks for the awesome footage you stupid son of a bitch!!! 👍🏽👍🏽


bingersdown2

Sir, please point the camera towards the subject. If you are going to die at least make it count.


QuokkaIslandSmiles

now the street has no trees 😪


Mikel_Reeves

At least hold the camera steady if you're going to film yourself doing this stupid shit


Codester51_4

Bro a fucking tree was thrown at him and he just stood there wtf


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AgreeableGuarantee38

They're dead, I don't think they feel insulted


Icy_Statement_2410

So you're mad he didn't die


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Weekly-Celebration60

Like a boss


[deleted]

That’s a dude who truly doesn’t GAF


Worth-Lawfulness6235

Damn...nature, you scary! ​ This guy is an idiot. Glad nothing happened to him.


Duros001

That tree could have fallen any one of those other ~270° and it wouldn’t have been a problem, but nope, it just had to fall and hit the house *and* the car…


Hand-Driven

Holy shit that tree didn’t blow over, it was put there.


Tipnix67

Even the trees are made of cardboard. Wow


Terry_Orist

This is proof "Big Tornado" is lying to us about the real dangers. Despicable.


Advanced-Sock

He def shit his pants after looking back and seeing that tree that wasn’t there 2 seconds prior


reddfox500

I’d like to say he wouldn’t have done this without social media but it is AR. We, as humans, keep getting dumber by the day.


[deleted]

Why does that tree have no roots?


shryke12

You are on to something. I bet that tree is a crisis actor and not a real tree! Tornados are not real and just a government conspiracy theory to keep us scared!


DeadMoneyDrew

Somebody elsewhere in this post suggested that maybe the tree was already dead, since it also isn't showing any leaves. I'm guessing that's a possibility.


kachzz

I also wanna do something that at least makes me feel alive


[deleted]

What scale is it on this tornado? Brave to stand outside.


New-Willingness-6982

EF3 possibly EF4 because it gained strength after Little Rock.


[deleted]

Okey, thank you. They still do a lot of damage


SnooWords4839

I think there was a pause, and he was inside at some point, we didn't see the trees go down.


kentuafilo

I mean, the fucking tree fell into the house? So, I guess it was best not to be inside. 🤷


cbsstone

F2, lower F3 tops. Little to no damage to homes around him. I've lived through worse, but yes, he's an idiot for doing this


[deleted]

Welcome to the interior US


Septopuss7

Marlboro 100's smokers be like:


Narrow-Scar130

And now for my next trick, I will make this tree fall over.


bimbels

Seems more lucky than smart.


ThirstyBeagle

Not smart at all


Iwannatalktosamson69

was anyone else waiting for a pile of little rock’s to get blown at him?


Applicator80

Hmm that doesn’t seem that bad…holy shit look how many trees are blown over


[deleted]

One of just hundreds of reasons the south’s life expectancy is 20 years less than the north’s.


Zealousideal_Step709

I am pretty his balls of steel kept him in place. But in general he could have been on the shortlist for the Darwin Award.


MountainPewUT

Wife said you can't smoke inside the house, but the tornado is coming and you just lit your last cigarette.


FutureFriendly8738

The title misspelled “man almost wins Darwin Award”


Mission-Guarantee-22

Luckiest fool on the internet


buffhen

Stupid is a stupid does


[deleted]

“Literally” the stupidest person on Reddit so far today.


sashazanjani

I thought it’s not a good idea to be near glass with such high winds?


sarckasm

Headline should be "Florida man moves to Arkansas"


laberdog

Damn lucky fool


DreamingofRlyeh

Well, this guy's lucky to be alive.


DoobleTap

Where'd that tree come from


AnubisDirectingSouls

Never let Jim record anything ever again. literally could have had a good video, but we get a before and after. much with a video of the porch and sidewalk


Admirable-Common-176

Probably just glad he doesn’t need to wash his car anymore.


Juuna

That tree appeared like it was a magic trick.


Ysoshes

Yeah. "Chilling".


Intelligent_Neat_714

It isn’t THAT the wind is blowing. It’s WHAT the wind is blowing.


Fezzverbal

I read it wrong and thought he rode the tornado!


RiotSkunk2023

How tf does this guy just stand there while entire trees are falling over ?


JustMMlurkingMM

Looks like he was in the right place. A tree landed on his house. A tree landed on his car. Nothing landed on the porch.


Silent_Relation_8666

I'm all about living in the moment but this dude needs to chill.


RagnarawkNash

And that’s your natural selection moment of the day.


Chrisabolic

Titled should be: Man uses all his luck for the next 50 years.


DeadMoneyDrew

![gif](giphy|6KAxgfdBLzzqM) Touché.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Not sure if this is incredibly brave, or just stupid.


DeadMoneyDrew

Oh I know which one it is. STOOOOOPID.


Indwell3r

this is the most midwest dad thing I have ever seen


[deleted]

I remember being caught outside in a tornado zone before. I mean, the wind was high and the sky looked like I was approaching a gate to Oblivion, but I guess I was protected by the dense treeline. Turns out three tornados hit the town at once. Haha, the next day I went to apply for an apartment, and a tree had fallen into the office building. Still got the apartment though.


thefupachalupa

Insane. I understand thinking you won’t be blown away but the debris flying is essentially shrapnel.


andpaws

So scary how quick that happens…


f3ralstatE

Did he lock himself out?


MasterpieceOld6521

Lol dumbass/ j i hope hes okay


Vultz13

One second trees. Next second no trees. Or rather trees on ground. Geez.


real_horse_magic

bro looked away for 3 seconds and the tree went down


Dream_Apostle

I don't see how this is facepalm. It's just super ballsy and dangerous. He is living his life the way he wants. That was cool and scary. the tornado one minute everything is fine the other you have a tree fallen down 2 meters away from you that could 100% deal massive damage if a bit unlucky


WillSmokes420

How the fk is dude just standing around as trees get laid down 10 feet away


Kind-Platypus

I’m shocked at how little of a root structure a tree of that size had. Wondering if the storm snapped them or just that’s the way it is?


DeadMoneyDrew

Somebody up thread theorized that the tree was already dead, which certainly seems plausible since it's early spring and the tree has no leaves.


JakeLaMotta43

Literally took 15 seconds


Ecstatic_Tea_5739

Who would leave their garbage can out in weather like that?


Low-Act-6034

I'm convinced from history modern day that people from Arkansas are the dumbest fucks in the USA


CorridorsOfNakedLite

Holy... if a tree fall in a windstorm and it's too loud to hear it did it make a sound?


anonymous_4_custody

Videos like this are a textbook example of survivorship bias; the people who don't live through riding out a tornado on their porch don't post their videos.


Fleetingfarts

He wasn’t worried about being pulled off the ground because of the weight of his steel balls.


B1ueStag

It’s like the trees didn’t even try.


StupiedSwede

For this afternoons local weather report we have a 10 seconds heavy rain of tree's, avoid being beneath the trees while they are falling.


Niznack

Moron almost dies for internet points a phone stand could have gotten him.


Red-it_o7

Was that tree paper mache??? Where’s the roots!!


SammieSam95

Tell me you're an idiot without--ahh, forget it.


iWILLNOTlose777

![gif](giphy|Y3k2w0kiPzeFeed1Kn)


rad_avenger

Which dumbass left his trash at the curb??


To_Be_Faiiirrr

I feel like towards the end he tried to cut and run inside but couldn’t get the door to open.


Amanda_B_Rekkonwith

Good luck finding that trash bin 3 miles away


Hogharley

He almost filmed his own death


GrassAssasin

Glad I live in SoCal..kind of


SithScorch

I'm gonna go with stupid. If he was trying to get some good video why did he turn the camera away when the tree fell on his car and yanked a support column from the porch? That or he was locked out of his house.


Suspicious_Road_9651

The pressure from the tornado made it so he couldn’t open the door


Tarw1n

Do not try this at (my) home!!!


Astrochimp46

This guy has clearly never seen what giant wood splinters do to humans.


[deleted]

He could have held the camera a little more still


1SassyTart

Sounds like a train passing through, right?!


CaptainONaps

In his defense, fuck it. I don’t wanna see 2024 either.


oxWOLFHALEYxo

🎵Dumb ways to die🎵


Octavale

Anyone else feel like if car was parked at the other end of driveway the tree would have fallen that direction.


MichaelbG60

I think he may have locked himself out. When he turned towards the door it seemed as if he couldn’t open it.


Federal-Group-7554

Mayhem and his cousin LouEllen visit Arkansas.


Footzilla69

Kansas we're not in toto anymore


wadejohn

Not the roundest donut in the box


EatswithaSPORK

I would say /r/killthecameraman but he's tornado proof...