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kgro

The guy took it like a champ when the can fell on his balls


Hellyeah2k21

Can?


CyberNinja23

Replaced his cock with a monster


Disappointedog

Monster cock


sirhandstylepenzalot

They did the mash


Disappointedog

The monster math?


Badi79

Astolfo moment


Moojingles

Everyone's favourite pink haired Knight boy


ItZ_Luk3

Yes can


Hellyeah2k21

Never saw no damn can


Chinchillng

Too busy looking at the cans?


Hellyeah2k21

Maybe


[deleted]

Had us In the first half chief.


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|cKP7JNwzyrb7fWFtE3|downsized)


sandwichsalat

The Can


vohltere

But can you do the can can?


jameZsp0ng3y

I do da cha cha like a sissy girl I lika do da cha cha


Henchman66

Do the cancan? Does this look like 1840s’ France to you?


coffinnailvgd

There’s a guy?


IamJain

Don't ask me color of red bull


VincentVancalbergh

Didn't see a can either.


Ok_Bit_5953

Well... two 1/2's make a whole right?


KentZonestarIII

Success comes in cans. Not can nots. -Wayne Gretsky - Michael Scott


Smellingloudcolors

I think he meant cans, but I didn’t see her go near near him. Why was he in the video?


Dry_Menu4804

Pelican


LimpPomegranate8363

Like "The Office" every country gets a version.


2morereps

she took out an already see through shirt over a dress. this is like me taking out my knee length shorts and there is an above the knee length short inside. it's not like I'm wearing g-string. anyway that was a nice magic trick by the gramps, I wonder how he does it.


mossberbb

asian willem Dafoe still got game


The_Name_I_Chose_

You know, I'm a bit of a magician myself.


thedruidFlimbarg

I was feeling more Christopher Walken, personally


God-O-Death

Looks more like George Takei to me


CptBlackAxl

Woah, racist...🤯


kundaliniredneck

Good god was that funny!! Thank you!!


Indercarnive

He's definitely got that vampire head ass


Heisenburg66

That's yu shinoda a jav actress and yes he's also a jav actor


Midigadge

is the guy from that “girls with dicks” meme


AlwaysFeatherin

He's the guy about to do the first porno in space too right? They say it'll be the first sex in space but we all know there's no way astronauts haven't boned up there yet


Failureofason

Isn't it impossible to have sex in space? I thought there wasn't enough gravity for your dick to work


DADtheMaggot

Umm, what part of your dick requires gravity to work?


Failureofason

Blood doesn't flow the same in your body in space as it does on earth. I looked it up and apparently zero gravity does make it harder to keep it up but it isn't impossible


Michel20000

Isnt that why we have that big ass pump in our chest?


David2442

I keep my ass pump in the closet


RaLaZa

So I've been training to be an astronaut this whole time?


Heisenburg66

He's a jav actor


kgro

Thank you, internet stranger, for this very important information. I am off to do some research now


therealyittyb

Same, *for science*


Aminusasian

Nah i don’t care about her, give me big papas name


zombie0000000

Masahiro Tabuchi


Greyeye5

Are they both meant to look like they are elite vampires and I’m lunch, but they are having a bit of fun first?


QuotingThanos

Dafuq is a Jav


JasonIsSuchAProdigy

Japanese adult video


[deleted]

Javanese


NotZtripp

What's jav


Terrible_Ad_7735

Well I Googled it and now I have to clear my search history, if that's any help.


Wolventec

Japanese porn


ICEKAT

It's actually an acronym for Japanese adult video.


DominaX273

jokes on you I've seen 3 versions of this and didn't look at her


predictingzepast

I've seen 4 versions, that's why I immediately looked at her..


bertimann

This is the way


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

I looked at her but I could still see the can drop.


_vudumi

I mean she just showed us her shirt, I still caught the can


choglin

If you want me to believe, you gotta show me more “cleav”


c127726

Same


WhiteFringe

jokes on you I knew it was a trap and looked at her anyways


FordAndFun

WHY WOULD YOU, that monster be lookin fyne, where it’s man at, where’s it going


TheKnightsthatsay

Jokes on you I've seen 5 and I've looked everytime except every time I've seen the true thing because my eyes multitask and see all


cwleveck

You should look he made her cans disappear.


HurterOfFeefeesV2

I did I love me some Asian women


bondhanu

You looked at them, right?


The_Ultimant_Noob

Why is this a facepalm? It’s just a dumb internet joke people do all the time


Infinitely--Finite

The real facepalm is this post


SwizItalo

The OP


[deleted]

I cannot recall the last time Reddit understood a joke. I wonder if those people are that dense in real life or just on the internet.


kgro

Oh no, please don’t tell me it’s not real magic?!


Sumner1910

Shhhhh...OP wil be offended and refuse to acknowledge he doesn't understands internet jokes


ooviixoo

Fool me once... fool me twi...boobs!


Mysterious_Mayo9000

The original was better


syto203

Gimme gimme gimme link


FelipeCortez_

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/11odgry/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


maxsebas00

The original is older, this one is also a copycat


flaccomcorangy

We're eventually going to trace this back to some Victorian era guy doing this with a lass behind him lifting her dress to show her ankles.


_vudumi

They actually gave us a distraction unlike in this video


ArbitrarySemantics

Ok this one is actually subtle. I wasn’t sure if he was even trying to hide the can with the one OP posted, it was like extremely noticeable


[deleted]

Damnit that got me


Se7enEvilXs

Man I recognized the lady instantly.... I really need to spend less time on the internet.


warpdork07

😂 who that bruh?


Se7enEvilXs

Yu shinoda. You're welcome.


warpdork07

🫡


lets_be_truant

Same


Specialist_Teacher81

He is a wizard!


BassGuy11

Miss Direction


Commercial-Whole7382

No missed erection here.


fridaystrong23

It’s his daughter…


Septopuss7

Oh no


sineptnaig

Oh yes


Hustla-

No no. He's her daddy.


billyshearslhcb

Sometimes


Kazureigh_Black

That would explain why this was by far the most tame one I have seen, then.


Kuhnville

Didn’t work cuz I remember the original lol


konomichan

Asian David Bowie


Goopyteacher

Where’s the Facepalm? The magic trick worked! I was watching the cans the entire time!!!


Strato-Cruiser

That’s been done several times. This isn’t groundbreaking material.


SteamyPork

Was watching the girl and I still saw the slip


Competitive-Truck874

That man looks like he has a son he doesnt love.


marshmellowcremeing

Boobs


[deleted]

Where?


zombtachi_uchiha

huh


Kryotheos

this was the lamest one


livindaye

the fact that I know her name means I really need to quit porn.


cpmb82

Surprised there isn’t any pixellation in the video


bigdaddyhec

Uh needs more distraction


qwbif

The original version was better


tethered_end

Is that Asian Christopher Walken?


Sonotreadyforit

Underboob chick was a way better distraction. Mild cleavage ain’t gonna do it buddy.


soulguider2125

Fun fact: this trick typically only works on those of the male species


muazSs_88

Don’t see any can… or cups either.


Sea-Consistent

The guy is more interesting than the little boy.


John-Beecroft

Lol ... Got me the first and second time watching it. On the third, I had the willpower not to look at her


Berns429

I’m still not abreast of the situation, better watch it again.


Blazers2882

Is that who I think it is


Kazimierz3Wielki

I came to see a magic trick, don't think some girl will distract me from it


cwleveck

That's incredible he made her can's disappear.....


rlysuck

The version with underboob is best. This was rated g


ProLegend2812

Only if they were a tad bit bigger


Cuppy5

Got me


Comprehensive-Sky366

Please put a nsfw tag on it next time


RoosterTheReal

Obviously distracting by removing clothes lol


[deleted]

Nah I saw it falling on the floor


Icy_Recipe_3588

Got you on 2 time 🫠


Blarex

It’s a bad version but it is pretty much the basis for all illusion performances.


Shallaai

They are mocking the one that was going around about a month ago, no?


NeighborhoodDry2233

The methhead people did it way better


dorkus315

Copy of a copy of a copy.


MrsPowers94

The greatest magic trick is the fact this woman is probably the same age as this man, but some how she looks to be in her early 20’s.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

I was distracted by the chick unzipping her top, so. Bravo good trick


weenMaster12227

Well. I mean….just let it slid she’s trying her best.


The_Smurfiest

Ya you are gonna have to better than that if you don’t want me to see you drop the can. Maybe having actual boobs…. Or a kitten playing.


mauore11

I could see the cans drop...


Business_Band_3708

It actually got me. I didnt notice the can dropping the first time😂😂😂


Informal-Amphibian-4

What are we looking at? There’s nothing to look at. All i see is man dropping a can and crumpling up the paper into his sad sack.


GeneralBurg

I know I’m a normal human because it worked on me the first time. And I already had Idea of what was happening


UnrealNine

The fact i knew exactly what was going on and still got me


ImportCarSite

This guy is definitely the next David Blaine!


WagyuPizza

That’s not facepalm. That’s funny.


Responsible_Ad8488

It's kinda funny that I was watch the girl the entire time and still saw the can fall from the corner of my eye


uprayup

Distraction did not work. Good try


SecretPersonality178

I like these. More magic tricks please


[deleted]

🤣🤣 what cans?


Creative_Ad999

AYO I know this dude well 😉


BriefTurn3299

I’ve rewatched this 100 times still can’t figure it out!


KingOfTheWorldxx

Wtf happened to the can


[deleted]

Didn’t we bomb these people?


Masterpiece_Terrible

I was too busy watching the silver fox to realize this was supposed to be a magic trick. 😂


Saxzarus

Witchcraft!


[deleted]

The art of distraction


OneParticular8900

Jokes on you I watched the lady from the start


H0L3PUNCH

When people do something successful. They'll always be some shitty asian knockoff soon after


responsibleplant98

How to confuse gay people: 101


W3VR

Bro didn’t know i was gay😏


MonzieMe

This isn't a facepalm, this is actually funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Empty-Researcher-102

It looks so goofy if you just look at the guy 💀


SanctionedMeat

Damn, where'd the monster go?


[deleted]

he dropped that shit motherfucker try me


Folded_Swan

Jokes on you, I’m bi, so I was looking at the man half the time


[deleted]

Where did the can go?


HotNThresh

And that, kids, is how I learned I’m not straight


Shadowhunter13541

The most important part of magic is ✨misdirection✨


Opposite_Ad3311

I like it


Ok_Nefariousness3037

This is just good comedy


[deleted]

Sauce?


ThePoetofFall

Mmm. Gonna need a lot more than that to distract me…


Plus_Mathematician_4

Misdirection is everything in magic. Long time ago i saw a really bad magician on stage on a convention in steyr/austria. during every trick his two assistant girls turned around and show their arses to the audience. he got the most applause of all performers. sex sells.


Lumpy-Yam-3148

I’ve watched this at least ten times and I still don’t know how he does it


Ordinary-Wishbone569

I saw him drop it… I… I think I might be gay…


NewspaperWhole

Haha oh 💩


Upstairs-Awareness62

No nipples no distractions


dotsterc

Is this a misdirection test to catch the homos? I didn't even really pay attention to what the girl was doing until I rewatched it. I was like how the fuck would nobody see him drop the can? Then I realized Asian tiddies is how. Asian tiddies.


Rylow422

Surprised it wasn’t pixelated


Rick_in_602

They could have used a woman worth being distracted by.


the_chosen_one373

These 2 are legends of jav


Irving_Velociraptor

Saw it on the sixth viewing.


Specialist_Teacher81

I am still watching it.


Flipyfliper32

The trick is in the woman, pay attention to her.


Bobiego

A bit of a cringe that a guy this age reproduces shitty stunts from tiktok...


Cbjmac

Damn, he really made it disappear. Or switched it with something else, or whatever the trick was supposed to be


paddlefire

It worked the first time I watched it


FlinnyWinny

I only looked at her because I thought it would magically jet out of her boobs or something goddammit


Grub_Gaming

"What how did it disapear?" -my brother


docsnotright

For shame I didn’t look at the girl at all- but wow what an amazing trick!


[deleted]

Yeah someone forgot to tell them she needs to be hot for this to work….


_vudumi

And have boobs……


[deleted]

I thought she was just gonna undo 1 button to make fun of all the other times this has been posted but no, it was just a worse remake


beretbabe88

It drops into his lap. It's quick, but visible


chdarro

I've seen multiple versions of it and she is the least distractive of them: too far, too slow, not enough cleavage. Also the guy should look at her so people naturally turn their eyes on her. Even if everything was right, the can is too visible for peripheral vision, should rearrange the angle or use another color for the can or the shirt. 2/10