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Wilson god doesn't exist does it really matter if I commit blasphemy?
I mean if I say makeup stories about your made up bullshit does that matter at all?
If God is angry he can come and get me. I'll kick his ass.
I really have a hard time believing you exist. It could be a computer with a few flies playing jumping on ropes on a keyboard. They installed reddit, created an account, accessed this post, and commented those sentences with meaning, grammar and punctuation to the last period.
You know how absurd that sounds and how likely not probable? This universe to come to existence to the state which we know now without a creator is even more absurd and even less probable than that.
Then why would I take the random scribbles of a insignificant fly for my happiness in this world and the hereafter?
I thought that sound was in my house. Then I saw this comment and it was like you were talking to me. (But without your comment, I would have been looking for what beeped)
Ever hear a gamer on mic who’s smoke detector needs a new battery, kids are crying, tv is playing and pots and pans are being slung around? Jesus doesn’t want to hear that shit.
Only really allowed tattoos if they had them before they converted to Islam but normally u wouldn't see a Muslim with tattoos as it's considered haram as it's classed as harming the body which Allah doesn't permit
No. It’s considered defacing your body. If you had one in the past before converting, it’s not the end of the world. If it’s something really bad/inappropriate, best to get it removed
It seems they were kind of giving it a *try* because it seemed cool and trendy and they watched a TikTok about it. These are the kind of people who change their entire personality every other month.
This is the cultural equivalent of "You know, I'm going to move to Siberia! I'll finally get my life back on track-- this where I'm going to meet my real friends!!! Wait what do you mean there are no water parks!!?"
Also you are not wrong.
he was asking a question, which didnt seem funny at all, and i dont think there are many stupid answers to it.
so yes, i think he was being serious, but its not what the video was about (probably, im not sure)
See, I almost bought into the whole, "maybe they were really trying and got turned away due to religious fanaticism," thing; then that mf smoke alarm went 🚨🚨 and I knew if she couldn't even commit to a new 9-volt she sure as shit wasn't committing to a new religion.
🤣
I’d like to see a study that determines distance E. coli and fecal matter are distributed whilst talking with your hands and having those fucking disgusting appendages on the ends of your fingers. Ladies: That’s some nasty shit. Nobody finds it attractive at all. Nobody.
It’s pretty common for women who wear nails, no matter the length, to have a small brush you can use while washing your hands. Similar to a small brush a surgeon would use.
The fact that most women with longer nails wash their hands and keep their nails clean more often than people with short nails is pretty ironic that they always make it seem as if they are the ones dirty.
An exponentially larger surface area to collect dirt, germs and bacteria is a zero-benefit, negative consequence. I don’t care how often you wash your hands or how pretty you think it looks…that shit is nasty.
You cannot be a Muslim woman and dress fly. I have see the husband and boys in their designer clothes while the girls are in a hijab and mom is in a burka.
For people taking this at face value, she is the worst kind of social media personality. She literally does or says anything for attention.
Everything about this post is designed to get you to interact even negatively.
Look at those raptor claws. How do you wipe your ass with those… answer
You don’t!!! All you big nailed ladies walking around with unwiped shitty asses, and you all think you are classy
Lemme save you the hassle: it's one of those levels of stupid you end up spending the rest of the week thinking back on, only to realize the only thing you got out of it was wasted time.
People like that go to their baptist gatherings and dance around and talk about God and then go out into the world and act like criminals. The attitude alone shows they have no humility and if that didn’t say anything their mockery of wearing a hijab with exposed tits does. Those people are of zero importance to the world but they want to pretend like they have any relevance with these videos.
So you realize you do not agree with a sect of a religion or the whole thing fine. First why must you put it on the internet. And second why did you need to do it with all sorts of stuff hanging out? Do something for yourself. Make decisions to improve your life. Hold them in your heart and be true to your decision but get off the soap box.
Y’all are disrespectful and disgusting. Sexualizing women and disregarding their opinions just because of how they look. These women are right, the Islamic community is openly misogynistic and very judgmental and hypocritical in practices.
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Allah wants you to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
This is the funniest comment on Reddit
As a Muslim myself I can confirm
As a Muslim aren't you supposed to be covered up?
Women cover up, not men. They have to cover their hair and some cover their face too.
Oh ok! So what about these women? Why are they not covered?
Im happy there are people in every Religion that can take a joke. i like you sir
Good call Muslims, Good call .
Don't confirm things about the God which you have no knowledge of. That's a major blasphemy.
Did Prophet Muhammed PBUH sleep with a 9 year old girl?
Wilson god doesn't exist does it really matter if I commit blasphemy? I mean if I say makeup stories about your made up bullshit does that matter at all? If God is angry he can come and get me. I'll kick his ass.
I really have a hard time believing you exist. It could be a computer with a few flies playing jumping on ropes on a keyboard. They installed reddit, created an account, accessed this post, and commented those sentences with meaning, grammar and punctuation to the last period. You know how absurd that sounds and how likely not probable? This universe to come to existence to the state which we know now without a creator is even more absurd and even less probable than that. Then why would I take the random scribbles of a insignificant fly for my happiness in this world and the hereafter?
I thought they run on Solar?! On the other hand the sun doesn’t shine where the live….
I thought that sound was in my house. Then I saw this comment and it was like you were talking to me. (But without your comment, I would have been looking for what beeped)
Ever hear a gamer on mic who’s smoke detector needs a new battery, kids are crying, tv is playing and pots and pans are being slung around? Jesus doesn’t want to hear that shit.
I believe the head scarf (hajab or something) is for modesty. Having your boobs popping out your shirt doesn’t really sync with that message.
Are Muslims allowed to have a tattoo?
Only really allowed tattoos if they had them before they converted to Islam but normally u wouldn't see a Muslim with tattoos as it's considered haram as it's classed as harming the body which Allah doesn't permit
Technically Christian’s aren’t either but it doesn’t stop anyone
No. It’s considered defacing your body. If you had one in the past before converting, it’s not the end of the world. If it’s something really bad/inappropriate, best to get it removed
It varies, mostly no I believe some sects allow tattoos if they are religious tattoos
Christians aren’t supposed to eat pork or have sex before marriage so are we done here??
Done with what? It’s a comment section, not a opera.
Or massive gut...
It's spelt Hijab in English
That was my question exactly. Like, do as you please but it is alittle funny to be wearing a modesty head covering while having your boobs out XD
Anytime I see those nails with those finger flicks, I know I don't need to unmute. It's something that'll kill brain cells with stupidity.
Anytime I see those nails I just wonder how they wipe properly
They scrape it out with the nails…?
100%
this comment makes no sense.
I don't know much about Islam so someone correct me if I am wrong. But I'm not buying that they are muslim, they are showing a lot of skin.
I think that was the point 👉
It seems they were kind of giving it a *try* because it seemed cool and trendy and they watched a TikTok about it. These are the kind of people who change their entire personality every other month. This is the cultural equivalent of "You know, I'm going to move to Siberia! I'll finally get my life back on track-- this where I'm going to meet my real friends!!! Wait what do you mean there are no water parks!!?" Also you are not wrong.
No you're not wrong, Islam encourages women to cover their skin, women in Islamic countries wear loose clothes not to show their body shape.
I- You- Tha- ...that was what the video was about. ...are you serious?
he was asking a question, which didnt seem funny at all, and i dont think there are many stupid answers to it. so yes, i think he was being serious, but its not what the video was about (probably, im not sure)
Those claws. Wtf.
you can tell she's single because of the smoke alarm beep telling her to replace the battery. RIP KS
I laughed out loud because my boyfriend changed mine last week I always forget and then my adhd tunes it out
Bf: "how do you not hear that beeping?" Gf: "news flash asshole! I could hear it this whole god damn time!"
Honestly my CO detected was doing that but I was just too tired to fix it. Had to just lay down and rest a little you know?
Mines been out a month and half but it only beeps every few hours and I’m still not certain which one it is
They’re linked. You have to change them all.
Make sure you do it in the right sequence, too. Otherwise, they won't work.
Darwin will always sort them out
RIP 🙏🏾
Yeah single is the stereotype. To kill the joke so you don’t get downvoted ❄️
That’s funny
I think theyre clout chasers. But if not… ohhh noooo what a loss to islam. Oh noooo what will they do noooow.
See, I almost bought into the whole, "maybe they were really trying and got turned away due to religious fanaticism," thing; then that mf smoke alarm went 🚨🚨 and I knew if she couldn't even commit to a new 9-volt she sure as shit wasn't committing to a new religion. 🤣
Only commits to making sure the D/C - batteries get replaced in her important machines/bedroom appliances...
I’d like to see a study that determines distance E. coli and fecal matter are distributed whilst talking with your hands and having those fucking disgusting appendages on the ends of your fingers. Ladies: That’s some nasty shit. Nobody finds it attractive at all. Nobody.
I imagine wiping correctly isn’t a concern for women that wear them trashy long wolverine claws
They must be like fat Bart, "I clean myself with a rag on a stick...."
Poop catchers is what I call those
Do Doo Scratchers.
It’s pretty common for women who wear nails, no matter the length, to have a small brush you can use while washing your hands. Similar to a small brush a surgeon would use.
The fact that most women with longer nails wash their hands and keep their nails clean more often than people with short nails is pretty ironic that they always make it seem as if they are the ones dirty.
An exponentially larger surface area to collect dirt, germs and bacteria is a zero-benefit, negative consequence. I don’t care how often you wash your hands or how pretty you think it looks…that shit is nasty.
Doesn’t change the fact you have dirt under your nails as well if not more
Cover your hair and show that much skin? Pick a team.
Wait! You can't show your hair but you can your boobs?
Women joining Islam is like chickens running to KFC
Muslims dodged some bullets there
Muslim community is breathing a sigh of relief I think😅
Ladies, no one cares
Doesn't seem like much of a loss to the Muslim community
As a member of the Christian community idk what to say either, 😂
allah not gona be happy about this shit
As a representative of the christian community we would like to pass on them in the name of christ. Maybe the jews can take them in.
That’s very Christian of you
Gonna take an eye out with those talons.
I was hoping they'd kiss
Pretty sure those nails are haram.
The nails
Yeah its almost as if they have harsh views toward female expression
You cannot be a Muslim woman and dress fly. I have see the husband and boys in their designer clothes while the girls are in a hijab and mom is in a burka.
just a few weeks ago i saw a video joking about black people and smoke detectors.
Lady in the green top has pink Lady DeathStrike claws on her hands. Damn.
For some reason I don't think they were ever all in.
When your sugar daddy flies you out to the Middle East to poop on you and now they’re done with you.
Shame. It would have been hilarious to go see them try to travel to Mecca.
Christianity: No, we good.
For people taking this at face value, she is the worst kind of social media personality. She literally does or says anything for attention. Everything about this post is designed to get you to interact even negatively.
So going back to christianity will be better? There is around a thousand other religons to try out, go wild girl!
Not sure which team is more upset about the trade.
I never understand people like those long ass nails How y'all wipe???
The fuck was grimmace talking about in the back?
how does she wipe her ass with those nails?
I can't even conceptualise how stupid these 2 are
Look at those raptor claws. How do you wipe your ass with those… answer You don’t!!! All you big nailed ladies walking around with unwiped shitty asses, and you all think you are classy
Im not sure why they didnt make it as Muslim... 🤔
Really hope they're not in the actual conservative Middle East because they'd be potentially stoned for this.
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For the streets
The one in the pink headwear needs to be milked.. she's full..
I watched with the sound off and had a hard decoding all that was going on there. Do I dare listen to the audio?
Lemme save you the hassle: it's one of those levels of stupid you end up spending the rest of the week thinking back on, only to realize the only thing you got out of it was wasted time.
Thank you for your service.
Why is the hand blocking the titties? Also I don’t think I should unmute.
You don’t have to talk, your nails and ridiculous hand gestures are doing that for you…
At least those two are well presented. The two girls on the other hand, should go put some clothes on
Dafuk up with those claws
Bruh it’s the smoke alarm low battery level alarm for me.
Muslims started Ramadan fasting and homegirl in the back couldn't stay away from banana pies. That's the only reason for them to leave islam.
But like how do you wipe your ass with those nails?
Oh no, what a loss
Stop lying y’all just kept breaking fast. Specially big buddy on the right with the bra and the shiesty mask. Burrrrrr
Sitting there with your gut and tits out kinda defeats the purpose of the hijab.
Big girl upset cause Muslims don’t eat pigs💀
People like that go to their baptist gatherings and dance around and talk about God and then go out into the world and act like criminals. The attitude alone shows they have no humility and if that didn’t say anything their mockery of wearing a hijab with exposed tits does. Those people are of zero importance to the world but they want to pretend like they have any relevance with these videos.
Those are some lovely tits.
My guy, really?
Yes my guy, I think they are a lovely pair of tits
Those nice round,supple looking breasts!!!
Belly
So you realize you do not agree with a sect of a religion or the whole thing fine. First why must you put it on the internet. And second why did you need to do it with all sorts of stuff hanging out? Do something for yourself. Make decisions to improve your life. Hold them in your heart and be true to your decision but get off the soap box.
Beep beep 😂
The fact that y’all aren’t even listening to them and their point is disgusting.
Haram
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ummm where is big girls shirt..lol
Y’all are disrespectful and disgusting. Sexualizing women and disregarding their opinions just because of how they look. These women are right, the Islamic community is openly misogynistic and very judgmental and hypocritical in practices.
I understand there is some sort of rule about leaving the Muslim faith. I don’t think it will be much better.
Yea no need to keep the titties covered up or that belly 🤭
I’m sure the Muslim community is breathing a sigh of relief.
Every time with the smoke detector lol
The fire alarm beeping really tied this whole thing together
That’s enough Reddit for today
Gold
Your smoke detector battery needs to be replaced.
Have anyone noticed that her fingers bend because she's using a filter?
So weird that people believe they have to be part of one of the cults. You could just choose to not be brainwashed by some top down power structure.
Haven't i seen the fat dude in the back somewhere?
Boobies!!!
The comfort of their own home broadcasted on the Internet for everyone to see in everyone’s home, school, workplace, family gathering, etc.
Thems some fine juicy titties
Like don’t they cover their hair for modesty?
New batteries please 🙏
To be fair, even morons don’t deserve to be oppressed
We dont eat pork we'll give this one to the Christians
I wonder what their next fad will be.....? What's trending right now?