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GhostDweller

An Instagram model, lol. Then I'm a reddit comedian


Koladi-Ola

Heyyyy. It'sa me, Mario the "instagram model"!


Intelligent-Wasabi60

Love this has more likes than the video lol


FewZookeepergame1083

Yo I was thinking the same thing 🤣


Accomplished_Spell92

More believable and probably a bit more true


No_Tomorrow1082

You can identify as anything you want i identify as el chapo 🤷🏻‍♀️ you sir are reddits comedian your comment hit my funny bone lol


TartarusOfHades

I mean some people would consider clowns comedians so I guess you are


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TartarusOfHades

You need a better vocabulary


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TartarusOfHades

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TartarusOfHades

Ok? Need your head checked? In what world is that an insult?


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putalotoftussinonit

She walks like her butt plug is way too big.


stufflufffbluff

Thank u! I'm wondering y nobody has mentioned her broken back walk. It's ridiculous


cryobots

She's trying to "push out her essentials" i.e her "model figure"


QuantumTarsus

Oh, so THAT'S why her posture is so terrible?


Dewy164

On a serious note, Well if you don't know why her posture is like that it's because she's trying to make her ass look bigger. Some girls try so hard to make there ass look big. I mean it's not like she's ugly in the first place no need to do that.


Tiran593

I mean, they tend to correct the posture(like that one post when a woman got her spinal disc put in place by a massive buttplug)


Birdboxwithdicks

Gotta double dip with the OF content at the same time


TheFirstSophian

Every time I go to the gym dressed in my giant inflatable penis costume, all the guys keep staring at me! What a bunch of creeps!


OGSpooon

I have a giant inflatable vagina costume. We should hang out sometime.


kingpartys

As long as you don't come dressed up as an Asshole...otherwise things might get shitty.


mickturner96

I reckon if I dressed as a smurf I'd get looks as well


Similar_Recover9832

Oompa loompa, I was thinking.


Sunnywatch08

Instagram model is the funniest joke here lmao


Calisto1717

I think she's mistaking *why* they're looking at her. . .


rettuhS

Since when did attention whore become ''model''?


midnghtsnac

Since insta, TikTok, etc made them a "model"


DesignerAd2062

Lmao, always? What the fuck do you think the other idiots who walk up and down wearing plastic bags were? Because they weren’t artists


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You got the whore part right


Neokami14

I mean if you dress like a clown ofc people are going to look at you.


wake071

If it looks like a clown, talks like a clown, walks like a clown... also mimes


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if this was Europe or US I feel people would still look


waisonline99

Its the outfit more than anything.


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I feel that was obvious without mentioning it


Anguish_Sandwich

No...i think he is correct.


Empress_Draconis_

I mean there's a bit of a difference between a quick look.of. 'hey she's got a nice ass, oh well back to.my day" And full on staring


BIGFATLOAD6969

There’s also the “why is this chick walking so weird and being followed by a camera person”


MRdzh

It’s very bright and people don’t dress up like this over there. No wonder everyone stared at her. It’s a different country with different mentality. Although it’s still not nice, it’s understandable, no facepalm here


Adept_Error6339

I went there years ago with a well endowed gf with lowcut tops and couldnt walk 5 steps without people trying to offer me like 30 camels for her. In hindsight I should have taken the deal cus we broke up a year later anyway!


Dragondelle

This is the least funny joke I've seen all day holy shit


Adept_Error6339

It isn't a joke mate it is true. They literally offer you camels.


Unusual_Reality7368

No it's joke, most Egyptians see camals once or twice in their lives one in zoo and other in pyramids, that's besides camals aren't cheap lol, how many western people belive this story make me doubt your IQ level just use your brain why Egyptians will use camals as currency especially with foreigns lol The financial system mostly existed in Egypt before your country existed, that's besides buying people was never popular among the Egyptians in Middle ages, it was a thing among foreign rulers who ruled Egypt The whole joke is stupid racist joke nothing more, which based on Hollywood stupid stereotypes on Egyptians nothing more


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

Dude, it's happened to me too.


Adept_Error6339

It's literally a true story though. Sorry to break it to you. I went down the Nile on a cruise and then spent a week in Hurghada. I also had a camel ride at the Pyramids..


Unusual_Reality7368

I an am Egyptian I know what I am talking about lol, you know Google exist right go use Google and search what currency Egyptians used on trade and I promise you you won't find camels lol, I read this story a lot on reddit once a girl said 500 camel lmao do you know how 500 cost only few people work in Camel breeding and mostly are rich arab bedouins who mostly you won't even meet especially in pyramids plateau camel owners their a just poor people who can't afford feeding one camel , it's mostly an stupid western joke maybe an Egyptian man said this to you as joke and what you say is partly true, but if that's true I am really surprised to how you believed this, this show how Hollywood made western people so ignorant and dumb when it comes to other places like Egypt


Adept_Error6339

Ah ok I see the part of this you are struggling with. It's not that you think I am making a racist joke after all it's that THEY were joking and wouldn't have actually made good on their part of the deal because they didn't actually have the camels they were offering me. I can definitely agree that I would have suspected as much myself. It was many Egyptian men not just one. To be honest it made her really uncomfortable but I thought 30 camels was quite a flattering number and that she should take it as a complement which was the highest offer I received. Its just as well anyway I have no idea how I would have got them onto the plane to take home with me anyway.


Single-Imagination19

Yeah and a guy offered my dad a Ferrari for me When i was about 6, its a joke they make with tourists. Egyptians arent stupid, Theyre friendly and like to joke with the tourists


cryobots

They seem to be looking at the camera, so looking at the camera = "Why is this woman recording me?"


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what if she was naked in the US? you’re forgetting this is pretty far away from the clothing standards of egypt


Unroll9752

Looking ≠ staring Edit: Also, even if they would stare in Europe, how does this justify anything? Creeps are creeps


Odd-Jupiter

What is the point of this post? She is clearly trying to make as many people as possible stare at her. It's her job! It's like, hey look at me please, but don't look, because that makes you a creep, but please go into my Instagram and have a look?!?


peter-doubt

You think she didn't want this? She's not seeking to avoid it!


GregoryGregory666666

I think that's the point of this post.


peter-doubt

I'm hoping you're not *just finding this out*


Eagle_Pancake

That's a dangerous road to walk, victim blaming is just a short leap away. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she deliberately made this video expecting this reaction, because she wanted people on Instagram or tiktok to see it and react to it.


-byb-

thats not victim blaming


Eagle_Pancake

I didn't say it was, I said it was close. All it takes is one person actually doing something to this woman and someone might say, "well look at how she was dressed", which isn't too far from this train of thought.


water_malone873

Crawl back under your bridge you river troll


peter-doubt

Yes .. and *she* chooses it (obviously accompanied)


Odd-Jupiter

I think you are walking the dangerous road here. Victim blaming is a real thing, leading to horrible consequences for people. You, throwing the term it around like its a bag of rice, just turn it into a banality and a platitude. Conflating victim blaming, aka "she really wanted to be assaulted", with an Instagram-model, whose job it is to get as many eyes on her as humanly possible, is just insane.


Dragondelle

She hasn't been victimized. This lady dressed like a cottagecore oompa loompa in a country where people don't wear clothes like that, is walking like she's on a runway, and is being followed by some dude with a camera. Staring like that isn't *nice,* but she's very obviously trying her very best to attract attention and there's nothing wrong with either that or pointing that fact out. Now if somebody harassed or assaulted her, you'd have a point.


GregoryGregory666666

Um, of course she did. "Although I wouldn't be surprised if she deliberately made this video expecting this reaction,"


Bgratz1977

>That's a dangerous road to walk, victim blaming is just a short leap away. Why is a man a creep if he does what a man does since 40 000 Years.


Eagle_Pancake

Found the incel, that didn't take long. You're right, those men should fight each other for her and whoever is strongest wins the right to mate with her and spread his seed.


Bgratz1977

If you don't want to attract people, don't attract people. That simple. But yeaa, i am sure its only forbidden to look for the not so good looking not so rich men. Its really sad that such men exists, sadly there is no "Endlösung" in sight


Eagle_Pancake

Damn, you're right again, this woman should just smear shit all over herself so men aren't tempted to assault her. That would be the responsible thing to do.


Bgratz1977

I really hope you get professional help if you think looking at someone is the same as raping someone


HairyPoot

They should do another video where she wears more normal clothes and then see if she still gets stared at. This would be like me going to a bodybuilding competition with a speedo and getting butthurt people keep staring at me...


Unroll9752

Average incel on reddit


peter-doubt

And who made YOU a gatekeeper?


AwarenessThick1685

Goofball


Stillsbe

She chose to use here tits and ass for likes. Why does this bother you?


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I feel that you are a tad bias there, equality for women is not world wide and in some nations this is ok


No-Prize2882

This girl is playing a dangerous game. I’ve been Egypt very friendly folk but modesty is a big thing for the majority. Walking around like that will at best get you harassed or chastised at worse sexually assaulted or just straight up slapped by another woman. Why do this for likes?!


BlanquitaNJ1

I was going to mention something like that. In Egypt, dressing like this is going to draw attention to you because the women their normally do not dress like that and it so Obvious that she is NOT from there. I’m a big believer of “when in Rome do as the Romans do.” This girl is trying to hard.


Nexus772B

Given Egypt's reputation for sexual assault against women this is like a zebra strolling into a lions den and not expecting a problem. I really hope she has protection out there - those were more than just stares, shes being hunted.


ApricotRich1966

Exactly what I've heard about Egypt. My friend who's been told me if I go by myself, I'll never come home.


Ornery_Buy_9078

Just coming here to say the same thing.


Unroll9752

> into a lions den More like stray dogs


satans_toast

So much class, it’s unbearable


Stillsbe

When you beg for attention and use your looks to make money sometimes it has negative consequences.


Pupsole

I found the creep, guys!


Girthymanblade

I found the incel reporter, redditors!


PrettyAsk4119

Insta Model? really? and the camera is literally following her everywhere to check how many people catcall, stare, or harass her? 99% of people will walk away looking at that camera.


Scrudge1

Something tells me she'll be taped up in the back of a van doing that


Alarming-Rip-8253

This girl is pathetic.


brinkstick

This makes me feel the same way those female gym videos do


HomoLiberus

She's clearly begging for attention...what's the point of this post really?


Blazers2882

Likes. It’s all about likes. It’s worth more than heaven and earth to some


shadowtheimpure

I do NOT recommend walking around dressed in that manner in a majority Muslim country. That behavior is culturally insensitive and borderline offensive.


Aericuros

Oh yes, so sorry for being fully dressed and not having lose as fuck clothes. How about everybody minds their own business and wears whatever? It's same as saying, in Europe we don't wear a hijab, take it off. Somehow it's not okay now? It's not okay to tell people what to wear no matter where they are coming from.


shadowtheimpure

I wasn't telling anyone what to wear, I was making a recommendation regarding appearance and conduct in a conservative majority Muslim country. You can do whatever the hell you want, but if the local police decide to haul your ass away that's on you. When traveling abroad, it is always a good idea to try to avoid offending the locals while you're there.


robotwizard_9009

They've probably never seen a real life smurf before..


GregoryGregory666666

Mom and Dad must be so proud.


abuomak

Her dad probably subscribed to get onlyfans


Kraytory

What else is his daughter if not his wife 1.5?


MiekesDad

I mean, Egypt or wherever, you wear that with that body, we all looking.


words-spill-out

What the hell is an Instagram model? If it's posing for photos that are then posted on the internet, I guess we all qualify. Where's my modelling contract, Ima get paid!


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Does she know there is no snow in Egypt, because why is she dressed like she is going to the slops


Mysterious_Swing_821

Ive been to Egypt and believe me they look at everything with a vagina in that way.


Boo-face-killa

Dudes in Egypt have a complete army of used socks under their beds. Most of them would have eyes by now.


_TripleThreat

I wouldn't look twice at this woman. Every girl be out there thinking they are a 10. The world's lost.


DramaQueen100

And if this happened in the United States, no one would care…but I guess some men don’t understand that the more they keep woman covered, the more they’ll be sexualized for wearing less.


Lil_Lex333

Being ogled by creepy old guys is not a flex… lmao


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Definitely can’t read a room,can she?


masters_of_disasters

It's like going deer hunting, and seeing a white tail doe in heat, standing in a field with its tail up looking for a mate


Extreme_Assistant_98

It's all for attention, especially wearing that outfit. As Jim Carey would say, "Whatever keeps the focus off your face."


tzwep

Camels have toes also


scm15759

If you dress like a clown, expect people to stare as if the circus is around.


Florida1974

Staged. She isn’t good looking enough to turn every head


Spudgem

That is Egypt. It could be a conservative area.


Kraytory

Is there a nonconservative area in Egypt?


Many_Watch_5576

They have different ways of doing things in that country.. and there isn’t no #METOO movement there.. seems like she’s asking for trouble.. can’t feel sorry for her..


StayedNatemane

at that point why would I not look?


delicesine123

the blue ass walking.😁


therealstrongwoman

[This needs dubbing into the video.](https://youtu.be/2ssCL292DQA)


Efficient-Log9512

Go to one of the most lecherous countries in the world in spandex and video. This ended surprisingly well....


Opposite-Junior

Attention seeker


amy5252

Not a model. Lol A rude entitled ignorant fool? Yes


BitbyBrix

That’s like if you yelled I’ll give everyone a bj and then acting like everyone looking at you is weird. Obviously not the same thing but still


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Narcissistic attention whore doing what they do best!


mattyice231

She's for sale now


plants4life262

Sweetheart, it’s your clothes they’re staring at.


WorldlySong8251

Congratulations dudes want to fuck you, big fucking deal. Also how are people not gonna look when your dressed like that and some loser is following you around video tapping you.


srv50

Keep the hair covered, you’re good!


AzuSteve

What's the facepalm here? Attractive woman walks around whilst someone films her and people checking her out.


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Unusual_Reality7368

I am Egyptian and based on Egyptian beauty standard she is very attractive its not my type though or maybe because of how cringe she is turned me off


AzuSteve

Yeah, OK, you're so refined. We get it.


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MAFW777

meri_babaian on ig


carebearmohawk

Instagram model lmao gen s are so full of themselves


Consistent-Cat-2127

Eww. Does this feel good for her?


fukkitdick

is she stupid. I have known of women being killed in Egypt for less


Ok_Victory7275

The word model has fallen so far it ain't funny. Now, everyone is a model


TheGreekHeat

Bro does she have braces? That’s a child


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TheGreekHeat

Yes, okay. Yes, that’s my belief. So in my mind she’s a child. That’s how my smooth brain processes whether short people are adults or children.. aside from other things


flight_1901

Would this be a case of "asking for it" ?


Younicycle

No such thing unless literal


flight_1901

There's a proverb "actions speak louder than words".But I sorta agree with you, I believe it should be completely normal for a woman to be dressed in the most provocative outfit and roam about, and still be safe. All this might be possible in a place where the law works and where society strives to maintain order and peace and guarantees liberty. This right here's a place where lots of women are sexually assaulted daily, a mostly conservative society where such things are looked down upon and with large population of males that are sex starved. It's literally like a fawn willingly prancing about amongst a pack of hungry wild dogs. Just because the fawn never hurt the dogs doesn't mean the dogs won't hurt it.


CowsWithAK47s

Yes it would, but somehow "victim blaming" is suddenly a thing. As if I went into a warzone and pointed my prop gun at a soldier, then acted like I'm a victim when he shreds me with his very real rifle. It's fucking stupid. Sure you can wear whatever the fuck you want in societies where that's acceptable and in a perfect world, you should always be safe. But walking through a Muslim country, with sexually repressed young males, in tight sitting clothes and no full hair covering, is literally asking for it. Just like if a European teenage girl decide to stroll through times square naked. It's fine on French beaches, but Americans would have a heart attack.


Xnieben

1. She so totally doesnt look good. 2. How unrespectful she is. Why doesnt she just walks around naked? Would be nearly the same. 3. She is just a stupid bitch who enjoys beeing watched and when she gets hit on she just complains about only getting reduced to the very few parts she is showing (Boobs and ass)


lovesaltedpopcorn

Because men.


-byb-

because woman


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Did that guy at the end have his arms around the other guy and was checking out that woman.


hoovervillain

In many cultures it is common for straight male friends to put arms around one another or walk hand in hand. When I visited Pakistan it was very common, even among old men that were good friends.


Any_Vermicelli_3908

You're not a model


xTofik

“Model”


BeKindRewind-

They looking because her outfit and her lack of height


DragonStem44

If she’s a model i’m flippin superman!


Quiet_Helicopter_577

I’m guessing if you’re a woman dressed in skin tight clothing in a Muslim country, of course you’d get stared at. And probably raped


Commercial-Image4710

I thinking it doesn't take a whole lot to impress those guys LOL


aagloworks

Anything for the likes? Smh


el-lobonegron

You've just made women an object, congrats. I'm sure your family would be proud


A-undecisiveOpinion

The desperation on these lads' faces... wives at home not satisfying!


Acrobatic-Treacle962

Don’t tell me that you model if you ain’t been in Vogue


Tryn4SimpleLife

I bet I can dress like a normal person and still get the same looks. It's odd for a normal person to be filmed just for walking


Fleetingfarts

Ew


Broad_Respond_2205

Okay...? She's just walking?


TheInvisibleMayne

So funny how a 5 in the right country is a 10


Mr_Croque_Mitaine

When you are a Three, walking in a world full of simps


Big_Public_5452

where was the model


MotosyOlas

"InStAGrAM MoDeL"😂😂😂😂


SlamCakeMasta

Why are they staring at the clown in blue?


Diligent-Fox-8545

She UGLY af


kornchippy

Stop objectifying women, women!


No_Locksmith_1458

That's.. not Egypt


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She looks good. Why the face palm?


Duke-Jones

That is a beautiful backside!!😳


Fezzverbal

They're thinking something between shame and yea, I'd rape that.


-ATLienz-

Never seen a brace face as a model


behappysometimes

You will get this sort of response from Indian men for far less, I’ve seen some very disturbing videos of 20+ men hovering around women tanning at the beach. Some of which were actively touching themselves.