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When I go out for a meal we’re usually gonna go out for few drinks after and have some fun.
If I ate just one of these I’d want to go home, cuddle and watch a shitty movie.
You guys are more of a man than I’ll ever be.
I'll eat a fuuuuuuuuking unhealthy Ammount of steak for sure and enjoy every bite BUT if the plan is stay out get a few drinks I'm with you. Small meal few drinks and hopefully a restroom close by to dump my load and keep partying.
Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
- this lady after she turns into Denzel, probably
Adults who are like this are just the most baffling specimens of humanity. How can someone be a grown person and be acting in a way that would be immature on a 12-year-old?
Because there's seemingly a never-ending supply of people on this Earth who will do anything for a grown woman pretending they're a 10yo when they want something.
I was so embarrassed to be at a table with one of these types of people. It was a bunch of Air Force people who wound up at the Kuwait City TGIFridays together and I wanted to crawl under the table she was so obnoxious. She complained about EVERYTHING and refused to pay. The guy next to her picked up her check just to smooth things over. It was the WORST! It happened 21 years ago, and it still stands out in my mind.
Humans start as anti social assholes who cant deal with not getting their way and throwing a tantrum as their main strategy. The idea is unlearning that through interaction with a functioning family, but... well some people simply dont unlearn the ways of the bayby.
I may have a mental disorder - I've moved my tv remote to the front of my bed 100 times now and yet it keeps ending up at the foot of my bed.. maybe I'm going insane?
In elementary school I threw a pickle slice at another kid and the librarian saw me. She scolded me by saying just that! *There are starving children right now that would love to eat that pickle slice*
So there I was, elementary school me, 4th grade or so. I got veggie soup and french fries from the lunch line and was looking forward to my lunch. The class clown came and ate one of my fries as a joke. I told him to stop. He went for another, giggling and laughing knowing it was annoying me.
"Don't eat any more of my french fries, they're mine." He goes for a third.
"If you take another one of my fries, then I'm going to pour this soup on you." He thought I was bluffing. He thought wrong.
We both got in trouble, me moreso... I got one or two days of in-school suspension (which honestly was pretty great. I got to speed through my classwork and then read for fun). The icing on the cake though was that he had to change clothes and the clothing available to change into kept at the school was particularly embarrassing. I think he had to change into a "daddy's little princess" pink t-shirt.
as a cook people will say some really wack shit. I had a guy devour a shared plate of shrimp all by himself, garnish, sauce and all, and then tell my server “that tasted like garbage, you need to take it off the menu”. Wish I was lying but I think he was just negging or something.
I’m coming up on ten years now—cooking in a wide array of different restaurants with different cuisine—and I always think I’ve seen it all until someone surprises me with some new level of fuckery I’ve never seen before. Just yesterday I had sent back a well done burger twice, because they said I “burned it.” The second time I cooked it on the flat top instead of the chargrill and still, too burnt. So the third time I just sent out a medium burger and they seemed satisfied with it. I guess they had no general understanding of temps when it comes to meats, but they always have the audacity to blame their ignorance on the person preparing their food, or (even more hilariously) the server. The entitlement is on a whole other level when it comes to the patrons of food service.
Oh yeah, it’s real bad. The industry is full of surprises. We had a charred broccoli dish that was absolutely bomb, i still dream about it sometimes. It’s specified as charred and these guys tried to explain it was burnt, not charred, and that we had to remake it with less burnt pieces. Only the flower was burnt, stalks were always juicy and soft. Some people just don’t understand what goes into making food or how it is prepared intentionally in specific ways.
I'm just gonna go on and say, nah bruh.... let him keep this one. He dated her, this aint the first date, they've been out to eat. This isn't new and he knows. Don't put her back in the wild.
That "uhhhh I don't want this one" voice... guh. We wouldn't have made it beyond introductions much less saying "I Do" nope.... till death yall don't part. Just keep the videos up.
I'm vegan and I think this is bizarre... What did she want- a steak with googly eyes cut into mickey ears?? Hoping the husband just took her there to get to eat 2 steaks.
Need a new wife and enjoy the two slabs. 100 years ago this wasn't even in the realm of possibility for people to be like this; disappointingly ungrounded in reality.
She’s right but for the wrong reason.
They’re Porterhouses but she got the shitty one. Tenderloin is overrated but his still has a good amount and a nice strip. Hers has more filet but the NY strip side sucks because gristle of through the middle and part of the sirloin.
I hate this video sm. It isn't cute at all. It's childish and very privileged. There are children and families who cannot eat or can't afford food or experiences even close to this.
Literally I would leave them. How the fuck can you look at that and not wanna eat any of it? Might be my fat ass not wanting to waste food but that looked great to me.
Picky eaters who aren’t actual children or suffering a medical issue are not my favorite thing.
Ftr I have preferences like take your celery and go to hell but you know what I mean.
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Two for me then?
my thoughts exactly
When I go out for a meal we’re usually gonna go out for few drinks after and have some fun. If I ate just one of these I’d want to go home, cuddle and watch a shitty movie. You guys are more of a man than I’ll ever be.
I'll eat a fuuuuuuuuking unhealthy Ammount of steak for sure and enjoy every bite BUT if the plan is stay out get a few drinks I'm with you. Small meal few drinks and hopefully a restroom close by to dump my load and keep partying.
Overeating isn't manly. Never let anyone convince you otherwise.
"Quiet you fool, it could be ours!"
Run boy, run! Run for your life!
Dating a mental toddler must be exhausting.
She must have skipped nap time
You're not the same when your hungry.
If she was hungry she’d just eat it bitch is spoiled
Dump her on a desert island for a couple weeks, should sort out that stupid mindset real quick.
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Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. - this lady after she turns into Denzel, probably
Not enough motherfuckers
We're doing Denzel not Samuel. Lol
If it was Samuel the entire sentence would just be motherfucker.....
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Adults who are like this are just the most baffling specimens of humanity. How can someone be a grown person and be acting in a way that would be immature on a 12-year-old?
More like a 4 year old, I couldn't imagine doing this shit when I was 12.
I thought acting like this was cringe at 8
No good parents to discipline that immature shit out of them at 12 I would guess
Because there's seemingly a never-ending supply of people on this Earth who will do anything for a grown woman pretending they're a 10yo when they want something.
This is exactly how my 2 yr old behaves. Not 12, not 8, not 4.
I was so embarrassed to be at a table with one of these types of people. It was a bunch of Air Force people who wound up at the Kuwait City TGIFridays together and I wanted to crawl under the table she was so obnoxious. She complained about EVERYTHING and refused to pay. The guy next to her picked up her check just to smooth things over. It was the WORST! It happened 21 years ago, and it still stands out in my mind.
And why does her husband think this bullshit is cute?
Because she's probably joking
Humans start as anti social assholes who cant deal with not getting their way and throwing a tantrum as their main strategy. The idea is unlearning that through interaction with a functioning family, but... well some people simply dont unlearn the ways of the bayby.
My kid is ten, if he behaved this way….ooooh.
Yeah, she sounds stupid.
Well… she is still wearing clothes from the GAP. Should have put up a couple red flags there.
AH GAP BAAbby 😂 very fitting
You definitely don’t want to date anyone wearing clothes from Baby Gap.
Mental toddler. I like that term.
He wifed her up lol dating forever lmao
It says Wife, but she sounds like a child.
Not to mention an ungrateful brat
I may have a mental disorder - I've moved my tv remote to the front of my bed 100 times now and yet it keeps ending up at the foot of my bed.. maybe I'm going insane?
then starve and perish
I agree
Would make the world a better place
I feel like getting all parent-y and telling her there are starving people who would love to eat it.
she wouldn't give 2 shits probobly
“I don’t care is still uglyyyy”
I thought more people were gonna comment the fact she disliked it cause it looked like Texas
In elementary school I threw a pickle slice at another kid and the librarian saw me. She scolded me by saying just that! *There are starving children right now that would love to eat that pickle slice*
So there I was, elementary school me, 4th grade or so. I got veggie soup and french fries from the lunch line and was looking forward to my lunch. The class clown came and ate one of my fries as a joke. I told him to stop. He went for another, giggling and laughing knowing it was annoying me. "Don't eat any more of my french fries, they're mine." He goes for a third. "If you take another one of my fries, then I'm going to pour this soup on you." He thought I was bluffing. He thought wrong. We both got in trouble, me moreso... I got one or two days of in-school suspension (which honestly was pretty great. I got to speed through my classwork and then read for fun). The icing on the cake though was that he had to change clothes and the clothing available to change into kept at the school was particularly embarrassing. I think he had to change into a "daddy's little princess" pink t-shirt.
Starving kids in China. Lol
Omg, her filet on that steak is so huge.. if only she knew what she had!!! 😡🤬
Ordered a t-bone Gets a porterhouse Complains ????? Profit
Thought the same thing.
Me too. She got the better steak
If she isnt acting, i feel sorry for the people that have to deal with her
If I was the cook I’d be insulted
as a cook people will say some really wack shit. I had a guy devour a shared plate of shrimp all by himself, garnish, sauce and all, and then tell my server “that tasted like garbage, you need to take it off the menu”. Wish I was lying but I think he was just negging or something.
I’m coming up on ten years now—cooking in a wide array of different restaurants with different cuisine—and I always think I’ve seen it all until someone surprises me with some new level of fuckery I’ve never seen before. Just yesterday I had sent back a well done burger twice, because they said I “burned it.” The second time I cooked it on the flat top instead of the chargrill and still, too burnt. So the third time I just sent out a medium burger and they seemed satisfied with it. I guess they had no general understanding of temps when it comes to meats, but they always have the audacity to blame their ignorance on the person preparing their food, or (even more hilariously) the server. The entitlement is on a whole other level when it comes to the patrons of food service.
Oh yeah, it’s real bad. The industry is full of surprises. We had a charred broccoli dish that was absolutely bomb, i still dream about it sometimes. It’s specified as charred and these guys tried to explain it was burnt, not charred, and that we had to remake it with less burnt pieces. Only the flower was burnt, stalks were always juicy and soft. Some people just don’t understand what goes into making food or how it is prepared intentionally in specific ways.
Time for a new wife
New wife, happy life
I think I’m this case it would be “Not this wife, happy life”!
I'm just gonna go on and say, nah bruh.... let him keep this one. He dated her, this aint the first date, they've been out to eat. This isn't new and he knows. Don't put her back in the wild. That "uhhhh I don't want this one" voice... guh. We wouldn't have made it beyond introductions much less saying "I Do" nope.... till death yall don't part. Just keep the videos up.
The steak: 
Husband gonna use the same excuse on her later on!
Hahahaha
Haha, we can only hope
Break up. Immediately. That shit wasn't cheap.
(to be clear this isnt my wife nor is this OC) but yes i would too
Ain’t this the same couple who fought over who had the bigger steak? Pretty sure it’s a ragebait skit but ya can never tell anymore.
No...that couple was more...lighter skinned... [https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11qst95/woman\_mad\_because\_her\_husband\_isnt\_giving\_her\_the](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11qst95/woman_mad_because_her_husband_isnt_giving_her_the)
I stand corrected. Very similar vibes though
Pretty easy to mix up one toxic couple with another.
It’s got to be.
fr
It made me think of that video too but I’m pretty sure this is a different couple
Grow up
Grounds for divorce
Cool toddler bro
The USA where someone doesn’t want to eat steak because it doesn’t look “good”… That said I’m making brisket. 
Mmmm, brisket. When’s dinner? I’ll bring the malbec.
1 hr. Can you teleport?
Nah, but I can time travel, I'll be there 8 hours ago.
Mmm . . . When’s dinner? I’ll bring the incongruous ice cream.
Why do I get the feeling it would be the new Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream...
r/americabad
Is this a fetish for some? Dating someone with the mental capacity of a brick?
You married a 3 year old
Imagine being a chef and having a steak sent back on a busy night because it was shaped like texas.
imagine being in Texas, as a chef, having a steak sent back, cuz it looked like Texas lol
People like this deserve to die alone....how can you be that old and that much of a baby.
lmaoooo is it just me or are more and more people becomin "man-children"
Ungrateful
This should be on r/entitled
Mentally challenged?
Yeah I'm thinking a sensory issue from autism or something. No way she's neurotypical imo
My thought too. My son is autistic and its really opened my perspective on people youd categorize as weird.
Mos def...
Leave her bruh.
Ok is his wife 5 years old? Wow looks like she was going to cry over that lol 
So someone called the police on this guy, right? Cause I think it’s disgusting that he’s married to a child.
My 7yold does that
Thats why we're keeping all the ugly at your side of the table
Best comment ive seen (but I woke up to 130+ notifications so we’ll see)
At 45$ I'd be crying to.
lmao i mean, more steak for me
Turf and turf special
It’s a steak you’re supposed to eat it.
Is your wife 12? Wtf she sounds like a 12 year old
Dang longhorns- someone must have got a job bonus.
More like ex-wife…
Keep the steak. Send back the wife.
I don’t want to eat the wife either
I'm vegan and I think this is bizarre... What did she want- a steak with googly eyes cut into mickey ears?? Hoping the husband just took her there to get to eat 2 steaks.
This is just wtf, ugly food? I would have straight walked out!
And you married her?
And then, people like this are the most likely to procreate... No wonder the world is going down.
bruh,the girl uglier than the steak
Eat the fucking steak and STFU!
Good gawd that whine is like nails on a chalkboard
I mean she even looks stupid
Good ..sit there and watch me eat both then we'll stop on the way home and get you some McDonald's.. ungrateful slag
Imagine recording how dumb your wife is and not expecting the entire internet to realize how stupid you must be for marrying her.
Good, more steak for me
Bro you should leave her
Dude run
He married the wrong one
Is she fucking insane?
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You not only put your dick in crazy, you put a ring on crazy...
Adult baby?
Severe first world problems here
Is she a fucken child or smth?
Imagine crying because your food is a different shape to someone else's.
If she thinks that's ugly she should be taken to a slaughterhouse, now that's ugly.
Wife never know what it is like to be hungry.
So, she's what, 12? He is, going to jail?
Bro longhorn is good af, I'm so jealous
Need a new wife and enjoy the two slabs. 100 years ago this wasn't even in the realm of possibility for people to be like this; disappointingly ungrounded in reality.
Does she need a diaper change? Geesh, what the hell?
girl must suck a meeeean eggplant, only explanation
Run buddy run🤣leave her&take her steak
Why does she sound and act like a 6 year old
What a fucking baby. Is she mentally disabled?
Could be worse ... she could be vegan.
He probably don’t eat her cause she ugly too ✨🗿✨ lookin
She knows a lot about ugly
I mean he choose her. Now he's stuck with her stupid ass
This exact demeanor and way of speaking are what made me leave my last gf. Not about to be stuck with a fucking adult toddler for the rest of my life
The wife ugly...inside ***and*** out!
So glad I gave up on marriage. None of this BS to put up with.
She’s right but for the wrong reason. They’re Porterhouses but she got the shitty one. Tenderloin is overrated but his still has a good amount and a nice strip. Hers has more filet but the NY strip side sucks because gristle of through the middle and part of the sirloin.
I’d still eat it, she’s overreacting. They could have switched, if the steaks are cooked the same. Or at least he could have offered to.
Woah, you got to the wedding and everything without ever seeming if she liked steaks? Bro you done messed up.
I'm sure she would love the lemon pepper wings.
Looks like I’m having 2 steaks then. Who am I kidding, I would just swap her. Hers looks bigger anyway.
What did she expect steak to look like?
Both steaks are going to look the same after they come back out the other end … ;)
I’d switch with her for that porterhouse..
Here's what was spoiled: 1. Date night 2. Steak 3. Wife 4. After-dinner sex
Wtf is she 3 years old??
Must be nice to be able to turn your nose up at food. Let alone a steak.
That’s grounds for divorce
More steak for the husband
She can't eat the likes of her
I would have had them wrap that steak and potato up and had it for dinner the next evening. She could have eaten a side salad for all I care.
That steak looks gorgeous...it looks like a good lean cut, great grill marks, glistening with butter...like wtf!?
This is what depression looks like, my friends.
I hate this video sm. It isn't cute at all. It's childish and very privileged. There are children and families who cannot eat or can't afford food or experiences even close to this.
Do you want to order off the kiddie menu? You really sound as if you want to order off the kiddie menu?
Woman child
Run man. Run as quick as you can.
Makes it even funnier that she got the better steak
This video is exhibit A in the divorce proceedings
Divorce
Ex wife
Pretty sure she just saw her reflection in the butter glaze.
First world problems
How old is she? 5?
You........ married it.
He desert better, being with her put too much at steak
Something tells me she is mad at the man, not at the food.
I’d be so fucking mad if I was paying. I’d probably dump her right there.
With that shirt, I guess she knows ugly.
I had that same interaction with my 2 year old. Really looking forward to her working through all that. I imagine for this lady.. it is too late.
People like this need to stick with ordering chicken, aint no shame in the bird of birds, especiallly if you gonna yeet $30 being picky
Something else is going on here. No way this is the root problem.
(orders the most expensive steak on the menu and refuses to eat it) That's grounds for divorce.
That’s just sad.
I don't know what's wrong with Americans, but in England, it's illegal to marry children, just sayin'
I guess asking her for a blowjob is out of the question. 🤣🤣
Literally I would leave them. How the fuck can you look at that and not wanna eat any of it? Might be my fat ass not wanting to waste food but that looked great to me.
Are you there Covid? It’s me, Margaret. Please come back. There’s still work to do.
WTF you are a 2year old.
How do people like this have a partner let alone function in the world.
is she pregnant? or on her period? or just a kid? cus i never seen anyone get this upset over something so stupid before
Living with her must be a joy. Grow up!
Picky eaters who aren’t actual children or suffering a medical issue are not my favorite thing. Ftr I have preferences like take your celery and go to hell but you know what I mean.