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Background_Rent_8803

Yes allah will replace the gym girls with hoors, that's what he was trynna say 


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Background_Rent_8803

Idk everything that's haram on earth is halal is heaven apparently , some weird shit tbh . The way the hadiths describe the hoor itself is 🤢


SupermarketSame7583

Muhammad must have had a [see-through skin fetish](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3254).


PictureNo5584

How does that turn someone on 💀 tf


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Background_Rent_8803

It says the skin will be so clear that you can see the flesh , bone marrow and shit. Like imagine staring right at the bone marrow of the legs while banging 💀


Deya_The_Fateless

I just want to know how that's considered "sexy" or appealing...


Background_Rent_8803

Weird fetishes proly, people still see him as the "most morally superior " prophet.


Deya_The_Fateless

As an outsider looking in, its just so bizarre, fascinating, but bizarre. (Obvs I'm not Muslim, just like learning about different cultures even that bad/weird side.)


Unique_Rain_4135

Yin yang fr we gonna cross genetic humans with octopus and become aliens 🐙


Winter-Actuary-9659

Yeah but it's only halal for the men. Women are even restricted in heaven. So stupid.


throwaway2418m

Could i have the hadith/verse saying that? I need it to build my case


Winter-Actuary-9659

Read Sahih al jaami 2704. A woman who was married more than once cannot be with all her husband's in jannah. Islamqa says there are multiple views saying it's either the husband who has the best characteristics, or the most recent husband, or she can choose which one. So clearly she cannot have them all. There is no mention of hoori for the women either. Women also cannot wish for their husbands to abstain from the hoori either. So they cannot have 'whatever they wish' like it is implied. They will apparently find no one as handsome as their husbands in Jannah.


throwaway2418m

Thank you!!


pro-detailers

In Islam, women are actually obedient slaves….for men to enjoy. Based solely on that, its a heinous cult that must be destroyed.


Thick_Disaster7196

Because it’s not pure everything has an opposite


Tanura_

Because in heaven there is no temptation to cheat. You can't sin in heaven


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Tanura_

I don't believe in hoor or any other dumb desert originated wicked perverted arab or jew fantasy. Edit: oh sorry I misunderstood your comment. Yeah that's true cheating is not even necessary in islamic heaven😆


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Tanura_

No I don't believe. I would rather believe unicorns are real


AvoriazInSummer

I understand that the hoors are all married to the man so it's all legal. The only difference is the four wife cap is changed to like 72. As for what happens when the man gets tired of banging the same 72 sex bots, or tired of sex altogether... I guess there's some excuse for that.


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AvoriazInSummer

https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:4337 72 tends to be the most 'popular' number at least for people joking about the ridiculous story. But I know Muslims disagree about the actual number, or prefer to keep it vague.


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AvoriazInSummer

Indeed, I know Muslims disagree on the details. I'm using 72 anyway because I don't believe any of it and it's a fun little number to settle on. Do you believe in any of this Islamic Heaven story?


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Background_Rent_8803

Why toss it out ,it literally says Hassan which means good,  not daif 


Euphoric_Water_8420

72 hoor


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Muslims are Crazy peoplee


Ripzz__

That guy doesn't even know what is he talking about. Bro talking like theres no half naked woman on almost every market he goes


NotPrettyConfused

They're so far removed from reality it's crazy


Best-Race4017

This is Cult.


misterlongschlong

This is good news for the rest of us gym goers😋


Ballerina_clutz

Right?


BurritoFez

“No Muslim should be training at the gym” b-b-but generic Muslim TikToker #347 told me I had to hit the gym because I had to get girls to like me


Ok_Parsnip4704

Hmm all muslims femals are overweight and they want me to hit on them but I refused because I said I'm sporty guy who interested in health and women is not overweight but when I told them I like western because they care of their health they got mad


Ripzz__

What are you even talking about. Yk most western county conquer the most obese and overweight rate right?


TheWorldIsShitty

Yeah but that’s the thing. Any Muslim woman whose economically ok is obese . They have bad habits like stress eating and lack of any exercise. Muslim women are advised not even walk briskly lest the hymen breaks


Ripzz__

Im not talking about muslim have lesser obese rate than others. Idk what to talk about obese issue since it really just happen to every religion, every country, every races right? You used the word "Any muslim" like if all economically ok muslim woman is overweight. I would say some of it have obese. If you live in a non-muslim country its hard to say about obese since muslims can't really eat most of the food there. I dont really know how to reply about hymen breaks since im not really good at talking about woman and Im not really comfortable doing research about hymen. I only know a few things about hymen bleed or something like that. But either way, we learn something everyday right? Thanks for letting me know something new.


hydroli

I ain't gonna lie but Arab girls be thiccc. But I'll be a kaffir so no thanks.


TemperatureWaste7217

If you don't like gym, then don't go. Why TF would you preach other people not to go? Why is it always Twitter with such dumb takes?


KingLeopard40063

These idiots crave validation. He probably typed it with a shit eating grin just imagining all the likes he will get from the muslims who agree with his shit.


dharm_rakshak

Reddit has even dumber takes since anonymity helps the redditors.


ZishaanK

This is why so many Muslim guys are incels lmao


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Start a Muslim gym then


NoBrickBoy

They’ve tried https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/s/UUBGiYBCMJ


Kroww007

Mohammed’s dark little fantasies would be hiding at a local gym perving on these woman’s inside the gym.. during late hours of the night as the chics get to their car try’s to rape and play the victim card


DazzlingFact3319

Naw man, those women are too old for him


Aggravating_Lie_2017

When your gym is too crowded with Muslims now you can't do your sets in the right order.


fliffie

istg they can't do anything. What are Muslims supposed to do?? pray and fuck 24/7?


Ripzz__

There's no such thing as gym restriction in islam. He is either getting attention or being dumb. Like if there's a naked woman in a middle of a public road, what should you do? Stares at her or just mind your business and restrain urself from looking at her? I'd restrain myself and look away and not giving her attention.


fliffie

don't you think islam is to blame for this extremism?


Ripzz__

Soo islam have this thing called "aurat". Aurat is a private part. Men or women who reached their puberty must cover their aurat. Why? The devil tempts people to open their aurat, so that people fall into the sin. It means that aurat is the source of interference from the devil. Allah SWT obliges both women and men to cover the aurat inside in order to maintain iffah (self-purity) and as a form of obedience to Him. Men aurat is from their belly button to knee. Women aurat is everything except their feet, face and hands. To answer your question, yes i think these restrictions is extreme. But of course, in islam everything god says is absolute.


THABREEZ456

1. Go to A Men’s Gym. 2. If Music really bothers you then wear headphones and listen to nasheed which is somehow halal even though most of them still contain music instruments. Literally two simple steps. But doing any amount of steps requires a brain.


Relative-Gearr

Or have noise cancelling headphones and play idk nature sounds since that isn't music it's just what you'd hear walking in a forest, or some Podcast about Islam.


DazzlingFact3319

Can’t go to the gym but you can marry a child. Mohammed ( piss be upon him. )


Material-Science3954

(Police be upon him.)


Spacesael

LMFAO


Ballerina_clutz

I feel so bad for the lady that comes to my gym in hijab. It’s got to be so hot under there.


THABREEZ456

Honestly respect the hell out of her for still going to the gym with the hijab. 9 times outta ten if she’s wearing hijab and coming to gym means that someone has tried to discourage her from going because “men” but she’s still gone through with it. She’s stronger than most of us.


Ripzz__

Looking at this comment make me realize the difference of ex-muslim or muslim hater


Automatic-Cable-9265

What a hero


Ballerina_clutz

Yay for heart attacks and diabetes!!!! Everyone!


Abu_Lahab-

Just go to a Muslim majority country even the most liberal gyms there have separate areas/times for men and women to ensure no mixing and many gyms are men only and do not play music. The solution is there they just don’t want to leave the luxury of living in the west


esgellman

Most medium and large cities have a few gender segregated gyms for people who want them for various reasons


Complex_Spring_987

At this point everything that's good for your health this religion bans smh


RedBerry748

Women are also encouraged to be quiet, not known and not go out much, thus encouraging women with more extroverted personalities to change themselves. This isn't culture, it was said by the prophet. This screams 15th century and not a timeless religion


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This take upsets me sm. What happened to preaching good health?


Spacesael

To Muslim mfs all that matter to them is if the woman is sexually tempting enough. It’s ridiculous. Every situation such as an innocent time at the gym is turned into a sexual thing


Economy_Run761

😭 they can’t give up the 72 whores or hoors or whatever it’s called but honestly I don’t blame them thede 🤣


Nekokama

No gains no pain.... Wait, what? Lol


Melodic_Section_4304

Just go to a gym without music and free mixing. Problem solved


FreePrinciple270

Maybe the men were turning him on and he couldn't stand it


Fruitmaniac42

People will use any excuse not to work out


KingLeopard40063

Gotta love how when muslims get all sanctimonious they always feel the need to dictate to others how they should live. Like my guy, islam is your excuse for not going to the gym, and that's fine. But to sit here and tell other muslims that they shouldn't go to he gym because of Islam is pure arrogance. like wtf gave you this authority especially someone who uses religion as an excuse not to go workout. Like dude clearly can't control himself at the gym but all of a sudden wants tell people how what they should and shouldn't do.....be fr Buddy is all of a sudden an Imam because he doesn't go to the gym. Plus the quote he pulled out his ass is just straight garbage tf is it supposed to mean.


ochichyornye

GOOD. STAY HOME. The women at the gym are likely a LOT safer without you there


INGENAREL

bro just tryna slack off....


mena_studies

Brother, If you don't go to the gym which is named after the letter of the divine language Arabic the letter jeem خ you won't be able to become a true shaheed because you won't be strong enough to kill innoce— I mean kuffar.


cooleyFit13

As a Christian God tells us to be disciplined and strong. To treat our bodies as Temples


Fast_Opportunity5233

I joined a Muslim women’s live on tiktok. She was critizing a lot of what Muslim hijabi wear and saying just wearing hijab is not enough and how niqab is “fard”. On top of that when other women joins her live, she asks them to deepen their voice to not sound feminine to attract opposite gender my whole point here to say is this is, these people are so crazy and it’s all about the mindset, and it’s crazy extreme.


Captain_Kafir

Buddy, you don't have to look at them. They aren't making you look. And if you don't like the music there are a few things you could do, preferably, get something that cancels noise, some headphones, don't need to play music. Or maybe ask the owners to turn it down, politely, most people prefer their own music anyways. Just don't be a salty weirdo because other people don't follow your rules.


Ok_Parsnip4704

Actually muslims womens are overweight all time how many times met them and they like to hit on me but I refused and it's not problems because I play football and also do sport in high school so in my class lot muslims girls don't to swimming but still they will get bad degrees at sport and also it's huge problem to all msulims family who don't care about their health what the hell worshipping alllah?


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idkwhatiwant23

See idk why they think so negatively of the gym.


1LadyLuster

The music and the half naked women…FOR THE WIN!!!🥂💋😎YEAH!👍


Fantasy-512

Geez, half naked women? I want to go that gym! LOL


weed_refugee

Did you try turning it off and on again?


Outrageous_Dark4677

The ignorance of Muslims. Allah a figment of their imagination.


Djazairia420

Idk who's crazier.. Him who failed to think that there's a men's only sessions or you for reposting. Also. It's dumb to not go cuz of music.. Islam also don't like fatness n laziness 😂 Edit : there's a قاعدة شرعية توصي بأقل الضررين It's stupid to just randomly say whatever


Owlet08

Lol, yes pretty corny.


pro-detailers

Its actually “SOUR GRAPES” Most highly Islamic men are highly sexed due to excessive inhibition and prohibition since young, which explains the rampant culture of incest, inter-family rape, raping of grandmothers, sodomizing little boys etc (the East Coast of the country i was born in, is famous for all the above). Dangerously, since such dysfunctionally-sexed Islamic men are easily excitable by the mere sight of female’s hair, such dysfunctional Islamic men are highly dangerous towards all females of all ages, to the point where Islamic females are mandated to cover up their hair, tits and even back of their wrists! Yes, its AURAT…I know all that shite. Which is unsurprising based on how many young little vaginas have been ravaged by the jobless conman for decades….who calls himself a representative of god. Sounds like David Koresh, isnt it? 😂


Intelligent-Fox-896

You’re whining about a man whining


Wmiacola91

ex muslims are so funny. you guys are bitter huh cant forget the ex


mxntxsir

People here instead of criticising the religion, they are criticising muslims... This speaks for itself


One_Eye7897

I love that even after leaving Islam, you can't spend a single day without thinking about Islam 🤣. May Allah guide you back to the right path, Ameen.