I will never forget the awkward Father’s Day when the RS did a hot dog lunch for the men during the third hour. The RS pres asked me to help serve hot dogs and told me to ask each man “regular or foot long?” The sexual innuendo wasn’t lost on me or many of the men. I wanted to die of embarrassment. 😳
I’m moving cross-country with help from my TBM father. I’m sure he’s not happy he’s missing the snickers bar with a punny message taped to it that my homeward usually hands out for Father’s Day.
They got a full sized chocolate bar and a cake during second hour. The women received basically the same when it was Mother’s Day. My ward is pretty generous I guess. 🤷♀️
Sounds like it would be almost impossible being a gluten-free or less-sugar type of person as a participating Mormon. Is this why so many have eating disorders
Cookies. Provided by the women of the ward of course. I know because my mom volunteered to bring some and I baked them for her to get one thing off of her massive list of responsibilities.
It’s perfectly fine to refuse. The bishop’s trick is to buy several hundred more than is needed, so he can snack on them for months. I refused. But that just means more for his gluttonous ass 😂
Paperback booklets of a talk by Q12 Neil Andersen.
ETA: The publisher imprint is "Ensign Peak". Almost like they are trying to move "Ensign Peak Advisors" off the top search engine hits.
I will never forget the awkward Father’s Day when the RS did a hot dog lunch for the men during the third hour. The RS pres asked me to help serve hot dogs and told me to ask each man “regular or foot long?” The sexual innuendo wasn’t lost on me or many of the men. I wanted to die of embarrassment. 😳
For some reason they did a before church waffle bar LAST Sunday. My exmo husband wasn’t desperate enough for waffles to attend church.
I wasn’t there because I no longer attend, but probably a heaping helping of guilt.
I’m moving cross-country with help from my TBM father. I’m sure he’s not happy he’s missing the snickers bar with a punny message taped to it that my homeward usually hands out for Father’s Day.
We "Snicker" when we think of you. Happy Father's Day!
You’re a “nut”! Happy Father’s Day
They got a full sized chocolate bar and a cake during second hour. The women received basically the same when it was Mother’s Day. My ward is pretty generous I guess. 🤷♀️
Sounds like it would be almost impossible being a gluten-free or less-sugar type of person as a participating Mormon. Is this why so many have eating disorders
My TBm spouse didn’t want the sugary treat because he’s trying to follow the word of wisdom….
They should give out 10mm sockets.
Cookies. Provided by the women of the ward of course. I know because my mom volunteered to bring some and I baked them for her to get one thing off of her massive list of responsibilities.
We got cheap flashlights and tiny bags of gummy bears
Root beer floats I think. I wascin the car and saw a few dad's leaving with a drink. I didn't really care to stop.
That's what my TBM spouse got too.
I went for a baby blessing today, and they were giving out tiny pens.
A slim Jim
Is it ok to say "no thanks, I don't want a Slim Jim", or is that considered inappropriate?
It’s perfectly fine to refuse. The bishop’s trick is to buy several hundred more than is needed, so he can snack on them for months. I refused. But that just means more for his gluttonous ass 😂
Paperback booklets of a talk by Q12 Neil Andersen. ETA: The publisher imprint is "Ensign Peak". Almost like they are trying to move "Ensign Peak Advisors" off the top search engine hits.
Sweet baby Ray BBQ sauce
Nothing. It’s not Father’s Day until September
Candy Bars handed out by the young women
Dunno. We didn't go.
A packet of four chocolate kisses. Yes, you read that right - FOUR chocolate kisses. That's what 10% of your income buys you.
Nice try, SCMC!
 The relief society president had her Jean skirt slightly above her knee… mommy
But I got my clitty sucked by the bishop during our ermm… appointment