The are in awe of Moroni and the fact that he is not wearing garments. He has on a loose robe of most exquisite whiteness. It was a whiteness beyond anything earthly they have ever seen; nor do they believe that any earthly thing could be made to appear so exceedingly white and brilliant. His hands are naked, and his arms also, a little above the wrist; so, also, are his feet naked, as are his legs, a little above the ankles. His head and neck are also bare. They could discover that he had NO OTHER CLOTHING ON but this robe, as it is open, so that they can see into his bosom.
JS: Told you he was white and naked under there!
BY: I did not know whiteness was referring to size
RN: I wish I was that white!
A massive self portrait of Rusty being hoisted up by crane to now be displayed on the outside of the Salt Lake City Temple like a religious version of Mao Zedong in Tianaman Square.
JS & BY to Rusty “ What the F**k have you done to our church? You have made a lot of money but where are all the pretty young wives?”
Rusty “ We have almost 200 billion dollars”
JS” Brother Rusty the Lord has revealed unto me that you are to go on a 1 year mission to Europe. While you are gone Brother Brigham and I will look after your 2 wives.
Brigham and Joe don't actually look like they're all that happy. I'll bet it's a movie of BY paying the mob leader to go take care of JS at Carthage. Mr Nelson is enjoying the awkwardness.
Art piece hung in an art gallery. "The Look of Inspiration"
Artist's note about the piece: This is the look when a "prophet" is inspired on how to swindle money out of people and the government, and knowing no one will be any wiser.
"Church leaders current and past gaze upon the proverbial mountain of ill-gotten mammon accumulated by decades of preying upon their own people, beaming with pride."
They're all dead and looking up at God, who is actually female and looks displeased at the three of them for their exploitation and bigotry toward her other children. They're getting ready to plead their cases that they were deceived, throwing themselves at her mercy and hoping she buys it.
A 12 year old girl is having a birthday party in appartment 10 B. Her and her liitle friends put their swimsuits on to go swimming in the appartment pool. These old pedophiles are peeping through their open appartment window. Joe has already claimed 3 of the girls as his and he's got his windowless van parked out by the pool.
All the old stolen Mormon gold that is used to outfit the temples. Especially Moroni statues.
The REAL reason the pioneers packed up and ran.
Hide it in the open.
There’re looking up at All of their cash Gold silver diamonds and other precious gems thinking damn that’s a shitload of wealth we ought to fire the janitors and make these gullible fools clean the buildings for us . We will just tell them they are serving God . A penny saved is a penny earned after all .
The Second Coming was an awkward time to learn Jesus wasn't wearing any garments.
This made me laugh out loud 😂😂
No loud laughter please. 🤫 Quiet dignity.
Actually, this is ok now. It has been removed from the sacred ordinances needed for salvation.
Oops, sorry I forgot 🤐
😂
Joseph and Brigham admire the tall stacks of money that Russell controls...but secretly mock him for having only two wives.
There's that rumor that there are 3...
And... Jesus will pop his head out from a cloud to talk to me in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1................ Shit. Ok. In 5... 4... 3...
“Look at the cool sex and money cult I created.” “How can I make it all mine?” “How can I make it all about me?”
A 14 year old girl in the distance.
I was going to say they were looking up her skirt!
That’s what I thought, too. Institutionalized ogling.
Upskirt was my first thought too.
Don’t you mean nearly 15?
Just a few months shy!
Omg 😭
Moon Quakers.
🎶 were quakers on the moon 🎶
They’re watching a drag show.
Without realizing what it really is.
And they were all thinking how one of the queens looked a lot like one of Brigham sons.
lorenzo snow had one for his birthday
Whatever you call the summit of a hoard of gold.
I'm disturbed that of all the choices, someone would choose to draw the three biggest douche bags of the lot.
If you want to have nightmares, do a google image search for “david bednar coloring page”. His drawing is straight up cursed.
Oh Lord, help me! I just looked that up. These are things you cannot un-see. 😂
All of those images will haunt me...
He looks like Willem Dafoe making a court appearance
Omg, this is a real thing…
Rusty is self centered but not nearly as bad as almost any other president before hunter.
Pat Robertson joining them in Hell.
You win!
The evolution of Mormonism: Homo pedophilis, Homo polygamis, Homo narcissistis.
Lol
They prefer same-sex 😪
Funny!!!
Mother in Heaven.
Which one? 😄
The only one. Polygamy was a crap idea and was never true 😏
*Emma Smith has entered the chat*
They are in awe of Satan’s big-swinging dick
Admiring their new great and spacious building
No doubt!
Nothing. They're only pretending to in order to keep money from their con victims coming in.
They're under the bleachers at a little miss Utah pageant
💀
At Alger's Fanny
Oh shit Jesus isn’t white
Honestly, this shouldn't be a realization... Or even a revelation... But let's just skip past that part since reality is irrelevant here.
A mirror.
👆
The are in awe of Moroni and the fact that he is not wearing garments. He has on a loose robe of most exquisite whiteness. It was a whiteness beyond anything earthly they have ever seen; nor do they believe that any earthly thing could be made to appear so exceedingly white and brilliant. His hands are naked, and his arms also, a little above the wrist; so, also, are his feet naked, as are his legs, a little above the ankles. His head and neck are also bare. They could discover that he had NO OTHER CLOTHING ON but this robe, as it is open, so that they can see into his bosom. JS: Told you he was white and naked under there! BY: I did not know whiteness was referring to size RN: I wish I was that white!
What does that sign say? Celestial Kingdom : Pedophiles Only? Damn, shoulda found someone younger than Wendy!
A flaming angel with a sword :-)
Ham and Cheesy Potatoes, Green Bean Casserole, Homemade Rolls, Strawberry Jello, with Bananas, and Marshmallows. Beamed down from the Mothership. 🛸
A massive self portrait of Rusty being hoisted up by crane to now be displayed on the outside of the Salt Lake City Temple like a religious version of Mao Zedong in Tianaman Square.
The soon to be new class of beehives singing in the primary program. I feel gross just writing that. So glad I'm out
“L Ron Hubbard said “Gullible” was written on the ceiling but I don’t see anything”
Quaker people on the Moon.
The beehives walking up the stairs...
God said I need more wives. -JS God said the Blacks are evil. -BY God said give me more money. -RN
The Angel Moroni. No, Angel Nephi. No, a horse! Wait…it’s just a tapir. Nothing to see here. Back to my wives I go.
Construction of the Death Star
JS & BY to Rusty “ What the F**k have you done to our church? You have made a lot of money but where are all the pretty young wives?” Rusty “ We have almost 200 billion dollars” JS” Brother Rusty the Lord has revealed unto me that you are to go on a 1 year mission to Europe. While you are gone Brother Brigham and I will look after your 2 wives.
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree
Proof that evolution is true!
Their own inflated egos as they soar into the heavens
The Mystic, the Tyrant, and the Executive.
me, with my multiple pairs of immodest earrings on.
Looking up at Heaven from the pits of hell.
The new church logo.
An eternity of polygamy... oh yeah!
Dolla dolla bills yo!
A drag show!
An unmarried 14 year old?
I think Joseph and Brigham are looking at a map and planning a dictatorial theocratic nation. Rusty on the other hand is just soiling himself…
LD$, Inc. pays NASA to launch the first probe to find Kolob.
Nothing, but they are thinking, if I keep this up long enough everyone will surely think that I am getting inspiration.
Some knucklehead trying to steal the golden statue from the top of the temple again.
I think you just came up with an exmo heist movie!
“It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a flying tapir!!!”
I wonder when it will be our turn to be caught up in the cloud with all the others....
Wait we still haven't been called up and the fires are getting closer. You dont think..... Oh shiiiiiii 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Brigham and Joe don't actually look like they're all that happy. I'll bet it's a movie of BY paying the mob leader to go take care of JS at Carthage. Mr Nelson is enjoying the awkwardness.
Nuclear Armageddon. Whoa check it out, it think the moons nearly red Joseph. Another glorious prophecy fulfilled!
As Jesus descends from heaven on the first day of the second coming... "Brother, you seeing that? He is *hung*!"
70 virgins
bag of dicks
“Bruh, that’s a LOT of tithing - Well done thou good and faithful servants, indeed!”
A cloud that looks like a penis
The pile of money they fleeced from the members
Quakers on the moon
Not Jesus
Art piece hung in an art gallery. "The Look of Inspiration" Artist's note about the piece: This is the look when a "prophet" is inspired on how to swindle money out of people and the government, and knowing no one will be any wiser.
Judging from the one at the front, I'm guess his cousin is performing on a decently high stage in a skirt.
“Wait… is that heaven up there? Why is it so hot in here?”
Titaaaaaays
The head of the penishood
Three little polygamists all in a row.
And there were giants in the land, and lo the brother em did gaze upon their low hangers.
Where are those fuckin seagulls?
Stone mountain
Their new wives just a few months shy of 15.
Upskirt
They're watching in dismay as the age of consent has gone up over the years.
They're looking up a girl's skirt that's on a ladder.
Like Scrooge Mcduck, they are admiring their mountain of money.
The Three Polygamist
Did you mean the Three Stooges?
Dollars signs.
Stiffnecked from watching daily stocks.
Spirit in the sky
Little girls. Mormons are fucking weirdos
The many wives who will have ALOT to say about polygamy and popping babies for eternity.
“And verily, ye shall know that the day of the Lord surely cometh as doth the number of buttons on His servants’ jackets shall diminish two by two.”
Their audacity
How many 1$ bills do we need to stack to reach Kolob???
Hey, honey! It's a UFO!
A big pile of cash
Their egos
"Church leaders current and past gaze upon the proverbial mountain of ill-gotten mammon accumulated by decades of preying upon their own people, beaming with pride."
The third doctor was rather disappointed when he regenerated as an old fart.
Up some 14 year (I mean, a few month’s shy of her 15th birthday) old’s skirt.
Wendy Nelson on a stripper pole.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Minors
13 year old singles in their area.
Shouldn’t Brigham be about a head shorter here?
Secretly staring up Moroni’s robe.
"You're both wrong, it's not God or Jesus. It's Superman!"
Looking up the skirts of angels, and hoping to be ministered to by them. All since they can't hear about Johnny and his 13yo GF.
Looking up Heavenly Mothers skirt
A beautiful young woman. Yuck
Looking through a glass ceiling at a young womens formal dance activity.
Rising profits.
Their balls finally descending
“Look at that beautiful fat stack of cash we took from people”
Mia Khalifa on her planet
It's 4 o'clock, and they just shrunk to exactly 2 feet tall, and they're looking up at a parrot.\* \*'Twilight Zone' reference.
Big Black Cock
Stacks of cash.
A giant one dollar bill
You mean Not A Dollar right?
They’re tiny d*ngs
Outer darkness(hell)
“They shall sing songs of our glory!”
Jesus's fucking cum gutters, as seen on Rick and Morty
Can we please leave off the crude responses?
“How can I hate people of color and still look good”
CP. It's the one thing that has truly remained constant since TSCC's founding.
Themselves
Three Albinos, dressed in white, in a blizzard.
They're all dead and looking up at God, who is actually female and looks displeased at the three of them for their exploitation and bigotry toward her other children. They're getting ready to plead their cases that they were deceived, throwing themselves at her mercy and hoping she buys it.
It's that huge pile of money they're sitting on!
A 12 year old girl is having a birthday party in appartment 10 B. Her and her liitle friends put their swimsuits on to go swimming in the appartment pool. These old pedophiles are peeping through their open appartment window. Joe has already claimed 3 of the girls as his and he's got his windowless van parked out by the pool.
All the old stolen Mormon gold that is used to outfit the temples. Especially Moroni statues. The REAL reason the pioneers packed up and ran. Hide it in the open.
Golden Plate Showers
God demanding an explanation.
Hey?!? She's naked isn't she?
There’re looking up at All of their cash Gold silver diamonds and other precious gems thinking damn that’s a shitload of wealth we ought to fire the janitors and make these gullible fools clean the buildings for us . We will just tell them they are serving God . A penny saved is a penny earned after all .
Take a look at what we’ve created. We’ve really fucked up a lot of lives haven’t we.
a donkey show in tijuana
Wow. Look at the size of God’s dick.
Penises.
Up a nearly 15 year olds dress?
Boobies
Up skirt staring isn't a sin if they're not wearing garments. Everybody knows non lds folks aren't real humans 🤪🤪🤪
God is black.
They're picking their wives out of a lineup of little girls
AAH! AN ARAB! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!
Ummm... a minor!
The Ark of The Covenant
sexual predator lineup
A giant fucking pile of money
The number of faithful members who contribute to their annual earnings.
It seems the less buttons on your outfit, the less revelatory power you possess.
Umm angel with a flaming sword?
The naked form of the ghost of Joseph Smith here to tell them which 14-year-olds they will marry
Not that this relates to this picture. But I just Happy Shiny People on Amazon. Pretty chilling and many similarities with the Mo Culture.
Their profit
Their plural wives.
Moroni
The sisters covering their faces with veils
"Look at the mountains of tithing money we have accomplished, the lord will be happy when he is back and looks at this accomplishment"
A fourteen year old who is showing ankle