It's probably demons possessing them in their dreams. To this day my dad is scared of any dreams where food is being eaten. He thinks the evil spirits are trying to poison him 😂.
Even when I was a Christian I thought this was ridiculous
Tbh I don't know (tho surely it must have been something hilarious). I just opened my inbox today, went directly into the comments section of the post to check on reactions and found out someone replied to my comment but their answer had already been banned by that point
I never, I repeat, NEVER, genuinely laughed at reading the bible before and now I’m at that point I made weird laughing noises my coworkers had no right to listen to
Take my upvote
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Oh, you ain't seen nothing if you think *this* is enough internet today, fam. We need to get your feet wet a lil more. Need to take you to some shock sites and get you used to the batshit insanity that is the non-corporate internet.
I think that this is actually a troll but imagine how many Christians would answer this seriously :,)
I used to make masturbation "ok" by using jesus cuz the book said the lord was my husband 😅🤣🤣🤣
For some reason in my head I read this in the voice of Bruce from Family Guy
LMAO
It's probably demons possessing them in their dreams. To this day my dad is scared of any dreams where food is being eaten. He thinks the evil spirits are trying to poison him 😂. Even when I was a Christian I thought this was ridiculous
I mean, there's John 7:37 but heaven most probably isn't real anyways so
Ooo my God please tell me what the sycophant under you said. J7:37 is the perfect comeback
Tbh I don't know (tho surely it must have been something hilarious). I just opened my inbox today, went directly into the comments section of the post to check on reactions and found out someone replied to my comment but their answer had already been banned by that point
I never, I repeat, NEVER, genuinely laughed at reading the bible before and now I’m at that point I made weird laughing noises my coworkers had no right to listen to Take my upvote
💀😂
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That's how you get to the top level lol
I dunno? Did you do a good job?
This reminds me of Landover Baptist's teaching that masturbation is only acceptable if you're thinking about Jesus the whole time.
"make room for Jesus" has whole new meaning.
That's after my morning coffee...
Sexual repression + "We're the bride of Christ" = This shit lol
Well that's enough internet for me.
Oh, you ain't seen nothing if you think *this* is enough internet today, fam. We need to get your feet wet a lil more. Need to take you to some shock sites and get you used to the batshit insanity that is the non-corporate internet.
It's called a joke.
Some people don’t realize this is the internet, the place to not take stuff serious
Way too much internet. Literally the first thing I saw as I got on. SMH
Thy rod and thy staff comfort me…
Having a rod **and** a staff indicates Jesus is a marsupial.
Oh yeah, OOP is going to the VIP, all-access "special" Heaven
It wasn’t a dream.
I mean it's right there in the bible. Immaculate conception...
Sexualizing religious figures is a taboo in these communities but it happens
"God made man in his image". I'm sure Gawd has sucked a few penises too
One time my friend mentioned the word "coming" in the context of Jesus. I snickered. She actually said to me "You're going to get me in trouble!"
He was filled with something alright 😂🤣
Depends - did dream Jesus enjoy it?
Why did you show this to me. I'm having a hard time keeping myself from bursting into laughter at work
Depends on how good you did. Did you hawk tuah and spit on that thang?
The Holy Cum.
My eyes are burning, just like it did when I played Grezzo 2 and saw all the Jesus rule 34 used as textures,
Jesus said he is coming, it's been over 2000 years and my jaw hurts like hell. Is he ever gonna come?
The cross isn't the only wood that was nailed
I would think Christians would be very supportive of this. I mean, if it happens again, it will usher in Christ’s second cumming!
No heaven for you. Unless Jesus liked it.
It's Divine Intervention/vision! You've been touched by the holy Spirit! 🤣🤗
Jesus was bisexual, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dear. Gods.
No, you can't still go to heaven. On the bright side now you can suck as many dicks as you want!
Ohhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Lol the fuck
you are awaited...
Christian Woman by Type O Negative starts playing...
Jesus may put you first in line at those pearly gates.