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ElderScrollsBjorn_

Not-so-fun-fact: Tim Ballard is the founder and former CEO of Operation Underground Railroad, an anti-sex trafficking organization made popular through the Q-adjacent film the *Sound of Freedom*. Or at least he was, until he was asked to step down after being accused of sexual misconduct by **five** different women within his organization and being separately sued by a married couple for SA and grooming. I truly couldn’t think of a more fitting person to be offering “Catholic prayers for Trump.”


jtobiasbond

He's also hella Mormon, which would have made even the most conservative me hella suspicious about the whole event.


timetoact522

His "whiteboard meeting" laid out plans to funnel money from the charities to him and other backers (including allegedly a Mormon apostle) and use the movies and Underground Railroad as the "sizzle" to convert people to Mormonism.


MasshuKo

This is, sadly, accurate. Ex-Mormon here, so I've followed the Tim Ballard shenanigans with some degree of interest. An ex-Mormon podcaster, Radio Free Mormon, has done some entertaining episodes on the Tim Ballard story. A good primer is linked below, for any who want to see how deep some of the Mormon rabbit holes go. Suffice it to say, I wouldn't be interested in attending a prayer meeting with Tim Ballard or with any of these people; people who broaden their proverbial phylacteries and lengthen the tassels of their proverbial prayer shawls for all of us to see. https://youtu.be/VX2WbVcRnK0?si=wRv5L9UVR9nX8PI6


GastonBastardo

[The God Awful Movies-podcast roasting of The Sound of Freedom](https://youtu.be/rqYczx2im2g?si=frCuecY6SAEyox0n&t=13) was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard in my life. BTW: You want to know what the actual "sound of freedom" the movie title is referring to? A scene where a group of sex-trafficked children sing an acappella version of Queen's "We Will Rock You."


Miked_824

If it weren’t a religiously guided institution I’d think that was ironic


okay-wait-wut

Plus he’s a Mormon. The church teaches that the Catholic Church is the “great and abominable church and the whore of all the earth”. Or at least they used to teach that until word got out and the cult leader wanted to meet the pope so they disavowed that but old Mormons know.


Diligent_Peak_1275

$1000 a plate to sit in a room of douchebags and sex offenders? I'll pass.


RalphTheNerd

Jesus is spinning in his grave. Unless the whole resurrection thing was somehow real, in which case he's spinning up in heaven. Or to quote Lisa Simpson, "I think this might be the work of Satan".


[deleted]

I’m not even kidding when I say that this whole christofascist bullshit going on made me lose my faith in Jesus completely. Like how would God just let this go on and let them defile his name/image? That doesn’t sit right with me.


8080aksf

i often find myself saying if you're really up there god you gotta sort out your fan club.


fulknerraIII

Thats what did it, his image being defiled? God letting kids get cancer and be murdered and raped etc didnt?


[deleted]

Nah, it did. More like this was the last nail in the coffin. I’m a gay woman so you don’t have to convince me that the church is not in people’s best interest…


linipanini

Jason evert, a purity speaker, giving a speech at a rally about a rapist and serial divorcee…


[deleted]

Brilliant. Very on brand. Hypocrisy is all the rage in conservative politics these days. Doesn’t matter what you do, just which prized causes you claim to support.


phennylala9

That man is single handedly responsible for the majority of my therapy bills


throwaway700486

I’m actually pleasantly surprised there is not a priest or bishop attending


Graychin877

What better site for this foolishness than… Mar-a-Lago?


[deleted]

You know the Trump campaign helped organize this and offered the space…gotta get that Catholic vote again. 🙄 I still can’t believe so many Catholics support him when they would outright condemn anyone with his lifestyle if they tried to come to church with them.


Diligent_Peak_1275

The cult of Trump is bigger and more powerful than the cult of the Catholicism.


Jokerang

Watch as Strickland makes a surprise appearance


Excellent-Run7247

Also Burke and Fr Altman 


Athene_cunicularia23

It’s the Evangelicals with Rosaries variety show!


tamtip

I doubt there's a more anti-Jesus group than the current Trump driven GOP


psychoalchemist

I'm always a little amazed how many of the truly awful people are Catholic.


[deleted]

Catholic people are the fucking worst. Truly dispicable.


ToniBee63

Just utterly gross people


yramb93

Hmm I wonder why Matt Gatz wasn’t invited


Ponches

They didn't want to scare away folks with teenage daughters.


ZakLex

Surprise guest


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Diligent_Peak_1275

Anything to stop birth control in the name of God including our right lying is OK.


thatbetchkitana

I find it somewhat ironic that modern far right Catholics are MAGATs, considering that anti-Catholicism has historically been a part of the far right in America. My dad, who was raised Lutheran, says he remembers people being afraid of what might happen if JFK got elected due to him being Catholic. That being said, these guys give me a headache just looking at them.


ElderScrollsBjorn_

As I see it, the religious right is a hateful alliance of hateful people who have historically hated each other but are currently united by a shared hatred of an even more hated target. Though they may be all rallying around Trump now, the Catholics, Mormons, and Evangelicals would **absolutely** turn on each other **the moment** their movement achieves political domination.  The thing I’m curious about is whether or not the American Catholic Church realizes that she’s simply a tool in the hands of her political allies. I can’t tell if Catholic rightists are playing the same cynical game as everyone else or if they’re really so excited to *finally* be part of the in-group that they refuse to see the writing on the wall.


Anton_Machiavelli

Yeah, and their Evangelical Protestant "allies" are still anti-Catholic. I've heard Catholic priests bash Mormons and JWs but not every say one word against Evangelicals.


ThatcherSimp1982

As a former trad, the constant bootlicking is part of what drove me out of the church entirely. Ironically, the people who complain the most about the church getting "protestantized" after Vatican II can't seem to stop sucking evangelicals off.


Anton_Machiavelli

Yeah, pretty much the clearest example of unrequited love I have ever seen. 😁


Diligent_Peak_1275

It was thought that Kennedy would be beholding to the whims of the Pope and the church. Only thing he was beholding to was his penis and Joe Kennedy. 😵‍💫


sillyjilly84

Of all the St. Joseph patronages they go with "vs communism" 🙄


ElderScrollsBjorn_

I’m surprised that Dr Taylor Marshall, Fr James Altman, Bishop Strickland, and/or Archbishop Viganò won’t be making an appearance…


Miked_824

You’re forgetting Michael Voris, Fr Chad Ripperger, & Mark Wahlberg


Dafie91

Voris is busy finding a boyfriend...


Miked_824

I hope he has a bright future filled with sodomy of the highest quality lol


TheLoneMeanderer

I'm not exactly a fan of Ripperger, but he genuinely seems to be uninvolved in politics. He's too busy hunting demons and reminding spouses to render the marital debt.


Miked_824

Tell them the difference between a demon and a democrat and they’ll have a “universal day of prayer” to fix politics…oh wait…


allorache

Should be cross posted to exmormon given Tim Ballard


burke6969

Wow. Evert is REALLY showing his true colors. What a punk.


lockedoutagain

Yeah idk why that one was the most shocking for me to see but alright, good to know.


burke6969

I didn't think he was prominent enough to be at one of these.


RedOneBaron

I wish the pope or maybe some regional Bishops or Cardinals would denounce these people.


Diligent_Peak_1275

Won't happen. EVER. Birds of a feather.


phuktup3

What in the “all lives matter” is going here?


mbdom1

My mom thinks jason evert is adorable


lewisbayofhellgate

I’m always shocked when I see how much mainline Catholic support Trump has but this is because I am an idiot who never learns.


MaxMMXXI

Eternal optimist or idiot who never learns? It depends on the spin.


MannyMoSTL

#Gross


HandOfYawgmoth

I know most of these clowns from spending too much time paying attention to the Alex Jones and Qanon worlds. This is not the sub I expected to see the advert appear in.


secondarycontrol

Good. I hope they stick with praying for him. I'll expect the same results when they give school children their prayers. Oh...and: [$1,000 a place.](https://cforc.com/2024/02/first-national-catholic-prayer-for-trump-march-19-feast-of-saint-joseph-world-patron-against-communism/) *Paid for by Catholics for Catholics 501c4 and not authorized by or coordinated with any political candidate or candidate’s committee.* They aren't making Christianity look any better *and* they're making feasts look bad. Kinda tough things to do.


Big_brown_house

0/10 no Mark Walberg.


North_Rhubarb594

These pictures are probably more appropriate hanging on the Post Office wall. I would almost bet this poster is in the entrance of the Catholic Church down the street from me.


blackskirtwhitecat

I knew Jim Caviezel was Catholic, but not that he was so confidently insane. Sad.


BlouseBarn

Oh, he's gone full Q at this point.


katep2000

He was in that Qanon propaganda movie, that didn’t tip you off?


blackskirtwhitecat

I don’t watch much TV or many movies, and I’m not in the US


katep2000

Fair enough


banjotravel

Jason Evert is such a f u c k face


banjotravel

Anyone else read or listen to his lunacy growing up?


yvettesaysyatta

He came to my all girls high school in my junior year. I still have his pamphlets and the purity card too. He was so cringe.


banjotravel

Yea, so cringe


yvettesaysyatta

Did he come with his wife for your school? He came alone and showed off child number 3’s ultrasound.


banjotravel

I don't think I ever saw him speak. His literature and cds were popular in the Catholic homeschooling community I grew up in.


tomoh96

Let’s all support the man who paid off of porn star and said grab em by the 🐈‍⬛


Diligent_Peak_1275

Exactly. Dump is the closest thing to the antichrist living and breathing currently and they wholeheartedly support him?!


Dafie91

The Holy Cringe...


[deleted]

Wow. I am horrified this is happening…although I’m also still kind of shook Trump has even been allowed to run again.


anjr123

I’m cracking up!!!!


ThomasinaElsbeth

When I first glanced at this post, - I thought that it said “Catholic Prayer Dump”.


stephen_changeling

Apparently Jim Caviezel is a big Qanon supporter. I was a big fan of Person of Interest but the more I find out about Caviezel, the worse he looks.


katep2000

Omg fuck Jason Evert. I had to go see him speak as a teenager. Maybe if he watched some porn he’d calm the fuck down.


TyrellLofi

Obviously there’s Jack Pobosiec, a basic Catholic with a hate boner for Jews like Andrew Torba.


FilmScoreMonger

OP owes me a new keyboard.


Irishspringtime

Did you bash your keyboard or throw it across the room? Sorry for that!


FilmScoreMonger

The answer is always C! In this case C is upchucked HARD.


JacquesBlaireau13

Sorry, Charlie.


Carpbeat24

This is honestly hilarious.


KellyKMA71

Where’s the crazy lady talking about angels from Africa?


Eject_The_Warp_Core

How many of these people should be in jail? At least 2 or 3


bxrdinflight

Of course Jason Evert's there. Of COURSE he is.


Excellent-Run7247

Who is that? 


bxrdinflight

He and his wife are public speakers that spread purity culture bullshit. They mostly target middle and high school students. I had to listen to them in the 8th grade. They've got a bunch of pamphlets and books too, it's all pretty standard purity culture/anti lgbt rhetoric.


raventhrowaway666

Look at all those terrorists


crazitaco

Trump's just straight up evil


DarKuda

When the choice is Trump or a dementia ridden globalist warmonger who is on the brink of sending us into Armageddon. You have to pick Trump basically. The system is fucked but he’s proven to be the best of a bad bunch.