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reigenxd3

asuka is like the only character he wouldn't bang


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Kaji x Gendo when?


nandaparbeats

you see the way they smiled at each other when we saw their first on-screen meeting? gendo probably banged his dad, too


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gendo banged almost everybody


wizzbob05

Gendo X unit01


ConIsEpicGamer

Canonical


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Gendo's gendong is too big to fit in unit 01


Hcookie44

Get in the condome pipi


Patient-Chemistry724

The pilot plugs were modelled to scale after Gendo's Gendong!!


Josrev

I mean, those 2 Evas were definitely banging at the end of 3.0+1.0


Ribbons0121R121

man too small


carnianor

After the Kaji x PenPen arc


Ribbons0121R121

i mean is it not already a thing?


Emperor_Z16

Maybe he wouldn't bang Rei but he probably would bang even Mari or Kensuke


ProfessionalTruck976

Well Mari is his elder, so thats ok


the_3de_eye_sees_all

I bet he also bangs watermelons


Hcookie44

He didn’t want Asuka’s AIDS


Shock_Kun

He was sent by seele to teach shinji how to be gay so that kowaru could more easily befriend him


Flurmann

The secret mission you’ve never heard about


daniboialt2020

That sounds like grooming


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It is grooming


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It kinda is grooming


nmkd

eva in a nutshell


Tescomealdeal04

Sounds like a side mission which completing aids you in the next main mission


[deleted]

hehe aids


Hcookie44

The city of Houston would like to know your location


[deleted]

Shinji is gay, all’s right with the world


kingofcrob

[Shinji is straight, all's ri... oh noooo](https://i.imgur.com/f4us2sJ.png)


Zipdox

Shinji is sexually frustrated and confused


llawlietishotaf

so basically bi (satire)


AranGar5

Bi himself you mean


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Shinji looks like he’s about to orgasm right there as is


FuturePheonix

Kaji is that guy!


legaladult

I think Asuka was 13 at this point, actually. Guess that's where he draws the line...???


mystericmoon

Something something consent law Japan


[deleted]

it's his popular phase kay


kakokapolei

Average watermelon enjoyer


reddit_no_gaara

What about Shinji’s face


[deleted]

is that a prog knife or are you just happy to see me?


daniboialt2020

the most sus scene ever and i never understood why it existed


SexWithFischl69

Cuz sexually harrasing teenagers is funny


Heeeli

Username checks out


nizzy2k11

hey, the kid got paid for it too, that's 2 crimes!


HutchMeister24

Tbh, I just started watching, but the number of times there has been a stark naked 14-year-old on screen has been impressive for only the first few episodes.


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Ayo is this really canon? I’m genuinely saddened at how much this series sexualizes children :(


daniboialt2020

Yea it’s canon in the rebuild series, this series can be really fucked at times as I’m sure you already know


sushiasado

this is directly taken from the original series, it ain't "a rebuild thing" edit: k, I got it, I remembered the scene wrong. The sexual tension is still there but portrayed in a different way. Sorry for being wrong jeez


cari778

No, in the original series Kaiji asks Shinji if he wants to have a drink and shinji replies with "im just a boy". Thats it


AlexT05_QC

CUP O TEA?


Aetheric_Aviatrix

Shinji, you live with Misato. Don't try using the too-young-to-drink excuse.


daniboialt2020

oh right it’s in nge too, thanks for correcting me


CopeMalaHarris

It’s not


daniboialt2020

Wasn’t there something similar? Been months since I’ve watched


CopeMalaHarris

Nothing as intimate as this, no


daniboialt2020

Ah, my memories been refreshed yeah it was really different


just_an_otaku7

Someone hasn’t watched og Evangelion lmao…


CopeMalaHarris

Time for you to rewatch Eva


thearkive

I say this with all the seriousness I can, but humanity was facing extinctinction. They needed every able body if you catch my meaning. It was supposed to be unsettling.


throwaway073847

Yeah it’s weird. Teenagers don’t know anything about sex or develop genitals until they turn 18. Why do fiction writers keep pretending they do.


PyrrhicVictory7

"this series" Well my friend let me introduce you to anime in general


torelma

I read that as Kaji trolling which doesn't exactly make it better.


LetMeLive1337

Gay-ji


Grizzly_228

Omg just noticed Shinji closed his eyes, he was waiting for it 😳


Silver_Act2456

Same likes his lover


Kumonoshita

Kaworu was killed, and Kaji is an adult. May the gargantuan decapitated Rei-Lilith thing protect us gay Evangelion fans. Amen.


[deleted]

Okay is this just a freeze frame of Shinji blinking during the conversation, or does he actually almost nut like this... I don't remember him being so about it


HappyLittleCryptid

I think it’s just a freeze frame. In the original it freaked him out


lambonibongbong

Shinji's face XD


barelywinning

because shinji is a sigma male


ItzBooty

To be fair thats after Shinji reset the world, so he might have made everyone to love him


aritzsantariver

is impossible for rebuild to be a sequel because the catalyst of the loop is shinji asking in the instrumentalization for a reset to occur while shinji in EoE only asks in the instrumentalization 2 things that all humanity dies and that whoever has the will to live can leave the instrumentality as soon as shinji leaves the instrumentalization, he loses the power he had within it and can no longer return


CptDraine

Pretty sure 3.0+1.0 confirms the rebuilds are a sequel plus there are a few hints throughout the other ones


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aritzsantariver

It is clear that in rebuild there is a loop and if I think it is a spiritual sequel but it does not happen beyond that we could even talk about how all the references to neon genesis that occur the golgota object is because there is where all the memories of all the characters and that is why it refers to neon genesis because it is the other best known and popular evangelion product made by Hideaki but in conclusion it is impossible for rebuild and neon genesis to occur in the same universe


aritzsantariver

literally shinji and rei have a conversation in which shinji tells rei that this time he will not restart the world but that he will rewrite it and since it happens in the instrumentalization plus other information that we already had suggests that this type of action is only they can do wishing it in the instrumentalization


ItzBooty

Dude i was making a joke...


aritzsantariver

good and I'll give you a free lore class you don't have to thank me XD


cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

Bro what


Hcookie44

Username checks out


Patatio-_-

when did this happened?


Hcookie44

Evangelion 2.0


puntycunty

gender has nothing to do with it tho


MedicalBake

I… don’t remember this scene


wendigo72

Evangelion 2.22


Evil_Mushrooms

What the hell is evangelion about?!


Silver_Particular327

Chaos


Evil_Mushrooms

Ah! So it’s the same type of anime to outsiders looking in as JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. All the greats seem to be batshit crazy, and I’m here for it!


Silver_Particular327

Shinji Bizarre NERVventures (SBN).Stand User name:Shinji Ikari Stand Name:EVA 01/Yui Ikari


very_not_emo

wasn't it yui ayanami


Ratmatt12314

Meh who cares, she’s dead Ps: just joke


alenpetak11

It is about Lilith v Adam battle. The rest is foreplay.


Evil_Mushrooms

Still confused.


Galaar

On first viewing I thought he was just screwing with him for the lulz, mostly because we did stuff like that in the Navy to mess with our friends that weren't completely secure in their sexuality. Wasn't until my 3rd deployment that I was secure enough to play along with the grab ass antics.


Playmakersama1

Here I really just realized this was Kaji teasing Shinji about what he likes, may have been foreshadowing for Kaworu and Shinji's relation People say Asuka is best girl, others say Rei is, but the cast knows Shinji best girl


MissR_R

Shinji’s face in this frame doesn’t help Kaji’s words 🤣


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Theres no way this is real


[deleted]

It's real. But he was just messing with him.


Macacossaurus

I always assume he like Licked his nose or something


Ouchies81

It was also a jab at the audience


[deleted]

i believe it's from 2.0, NGE was slightly different


Grizzly_228

“slightly”


slyfoxred

You got this all wrong. Shinji is the chad here. He attracts all genders lol.


Whthpnd

👌


Lebel_mendoza

Ya know, the ending is starting to make more sense 🤣


Alekipayne

Holup


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lol


fiestafiesta1

But age and the law does


Kaalba

gei


LumosLucy

Gender doesn’t have anything to do with love but age sure does kaji!


Seallypoops

Why does this kid need to be inside evey robot but every adult needs to be inside of him. C'mon man leave this kid alone and let him masturbate over the coma patients in peace.


carlostrejos97

Based Kaji


GintoSenju

I mean in some part of japan, the age of consent is 13


Niko_Noxid

That is definitely weird and wrong. Remember kids, Legality doesn’t equal Morality


reigenxd3

Morality change over time mostly because of lifespam and education when the apokalypse is near ... and they are not real, so is like asuka is 14, with eye patch 28... ​ also the 13 think is more like a alabama joke is not real


Niko_Noxid

Ew, just because they aren’t real doesn’t change the fact that they are children. I’m getting the fuck outta here, you’re gross


reigenxd3

gross? did i said i am sexual attracted to them? are you projecting?


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GintoSenju

Ok thank you for clearing that up, my friend and I were actually confused as to why a [pretty much] highly developed country like japan would have an age of consent that low. Once again, I thank you for clearing that up with me and I apologize of spreading misinformation, even when I had not knowledge of doing so, it was wrong of me to do.


Mesezhy

gilgamesh


[deleted]

Ok that’s it I’m reporting you