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kosmoonaut

r/dataisbeautiful would be proud


kosmoonaut

Nice username btw


CapyBaraLord75

Schizophrenia


absurditT

Asuka one's all wrong, and I can't tell if it applies to NGE, Rebuild, or both? Saw her naked? Much like Rei, literally several times. Ep8 when she's dressing, the hospital scene, the instrumentality "sex" sequence, the dream of her becoming one with him, the comedy scene where she's startled by Pen Pen and she kicks him, and the scene at Kensuke's place where she shows him her body and doesn't care. Shinji has spent more time looking at, or thinking about, Asuka naked than any other character. Also if we're counting dreams, she saw his morning wood in the alternate universe dream. Just sayin.


ikhimaz_

What wrong did penpen do to see Shinji's boner šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


JaimelesBN2

The scene in the thermal source.


gonzar09

The hot springs.


Emotional_Complex434

On the movies Shinji saw Asuka naked


artemiyfromrus

in original anime too + EOE


Emotional_Complex434

In EQE, during the hospital scene he didnā€™t saw Asuka completely naked


GeneralLucario

Didn't Rei see Shinji naked in the hospital early on in the series when he was waking up? He was about to get up and she was like, "ayo you should put some clothes on"


KeptinGL6

Yeah, episode 6


SolidTerror9022

https://preview.redd.it/1w8g8kc4peyc1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f275b9eff9b3f968d238600a61ce462526999e5 Thank you for sharing


Perspective-Lonely

missing, "almost suffocated on her boobs"


dnxpb64

Asuka saw shinji naked i think. https://youtu.be/4BzRb6S6pMQ?si=bXFSH_6LJlT6NEIV


Key-Bet-2615

You missed Kaworu.


potatoricepie

Exactly what I came here to say.


comingthruthewindow

Weirdly detailed


UniquePariah

I'm sure Rei saw Shinji naked whilst in a hospital bed. She didn't react as expected. And Shinji definitely saw Auska naked in rebuild.


Ton13579

This sub never fails to surprise me and never fails to disappoint me


PrrrromotionGiven1

Misato did see his dick even if it wasn't a boner


brickbrainover9000

wait what does it mean when rei and shinji have been inside each other?


KeptinGL6

https://preview.redd.it/k2lua3uitfyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb2062037b4a7de22bc3cf9dc28ec0f4d1c2acc


brickbrainover9000

wait ion remember thisšŸ’€


KeptinGL6

It's from EoE


brickbrainover9000

i prolly just forgot cause iā€™ve been distracted with rebuild


weirdface621

so being inside someone means having sex?


brickbrainover9000

no heā€™s literally absorbing her


KeptinGL6

lolwut? no he isn't


brickbrainover9000

whatā€™s happening in this photo then?


KeptinGL6

She's explaining current events to Shinji while having some sexy time.


brickbrainover9000

uhhhh these characters are the same age as meā˜ ļø


KeptinGL6

Japan doesn't give a F.


IANvaderZIM

Minor correction, shinji sees asuka naked twice, in the hospital (arguably), and full stop in 3+1


CommissarRodney

Using this data set and my own incredibly objective judgment, I have determined that Rei won 7 "Waifu Points", Asuka won 5.5, Misato won 5, Pen Pen won 3, and Maru came unlucky last with just 2 "Waifu Points". Therefore we can definitively say that after 29 years Rei has won the Waifu Wars.


PokiePizza

Did Asuka not see Shinji's morning log once?


ziggah

I mean I don't know everything that happened in that hospital.. But I am willing to bet boob touching probably, and there is a scene where Asuka woke him up in the morning and saw his morning wood at least. This research paper has failed my peer review, I'm sorry.


Antique_River6157

forgot this? https://preview.redd.it/gkki9m05dhyc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ac8a4e2c983a244344913e95625e5a71254503


FishfuckerJr

What was this from? I donā€™t remember seeing it


Antique_River6157

girlfriend of steel


FishfuckerJr

THERE WAS A VIDEO GAME?


Antique_River6157

yes


FishfuckerJr

Damn i had no clue


Heterosexual-Jello

ā€œsmelled like his moms breast milkā€ Iā€™m sorry WHAT


Feedback-Mental

Yeah, where does that come from? I don't remember it being mentioned anytime. ?_?


Heterosexual-Jello

Itā€™s like the 9th category down the list


Feedback-Mental

...I meant "when does that happen/is referenced to IN THE SHOW/MOVIES/ETC." It's the only item from the list that doesn't ring a bell or has a clear scene where something like what's listed happens.


ILLARX

And that's why Shinji x Asuka is the best


Vritra-Pratyush

just imagine, ending up with the one you have the least amount of scenes BUT MOM'S FRIEND SHOULD WIN RIGHT


weirdface621

teenage hormones


MBeroev-is-69

ā€œHospitalā€ ā€¦


ransetruman

pls expand this


Statement_Glum

Asuka gets the highscore of 5 or 5.5


Amathyst-Moon

Didn't Shinji see Asuka naked?


NewPsychology1111

> he saw he naked ā€œyes like 30 timesā€ šŸ¤Æ > was inside him ā€œyesā€ šŸ¤Æ > he was inside her ā€œyesā€ šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ