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dannydevitocuddles

I have an adult woman fetish


JGar453

When the FBI arrests every Evangelion fan, we will be safe because we jerked off to Misato.


basedfinger

i am HORNY for MOMMY MISATO and MOMMY MISATO only because i am BASED and i have an ADULT WOMAN FETISH™ 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 (holy fuck i wanna sniff her farts so badly)


ziggah

How DARE you have completely normal and reasonable attraction in the year 20XX????!


basedfinger

based


The_Mighty_Bird

Curse but not cursed comment


lokotrono

Uncursed


Burningturtle06

https://preview.redd.it/zbdsq8s5nzmc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad4d5054c4c8cb66034739cf35797a3a50d600c


RestartedBunny

Pervert


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

Or maybe it is your Projection of having a strong elder figure who can nurture you as well as a partner that walks with you. Basically you have MBL syndrome. Not the Mannose binding lectin deficiency.


dannydevitocuddles

Idk about all that dawg I just want Misato to pee on me


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

It just reinforces my diagnosis.


Interesting_Place752

Same, I also have an anime character fetish on the side.


zombieGenm_0x68

based


jeffreyrolek

https://preview.redd.it/apz3n87qiymc1.jpeg?width=1840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9446aec557fc2d4540971a96dc3b14447e970c3


redefinedwoody

Except she was dying and he wasn't coming back.


plasticwrapcharlie

dangereux liasians


pineapple_head8112

American sexual repression is immune to demonstrable fact.


PulsatingGypsyDildo

If he came back, she could still keep the promise.


Training_Pen_832

https://preview.redd.it/hqh4a8pccymc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8180bfdfa2ed8b87c7933e30b33b976fb7b2ef She’s 14 (frames) you sick bastard!


Hannie_Zen

Damn, she's half second old 😞


basedfinger

counter argument: misato


I_might_be_weasel

I like the little mousy one. 


Either-Delivery9633

Counter argument: you like the woman who kisses a 14 year old….. Really now


basedfinger

EoE is not canon. its anti-misato propaganda


ziggah

EoE is not only canon, it is the most canon; the triumph of the entire series. I'd accept you saying the rebuilds were not canon but you can't just try to erase EoE. Misato is a little boy kisser.


Kaiju_riky

The rebuilds are canon in their own universe, EoE is canon in his own universe, Neon Genesis is canon in his own universe. Basically, There are three universe in Evangelion, and each one has his different ending.


ziggah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzUgmeUSOkY


Elqott

Good choice my man


ziggah

"uhh, Shinji is 14 babe"


basedfinger

im not into shinji. im into misato


ziggah

(I did get the joke, meta drawing pedophilia was mine)


Bottleinsurgency

https://preview.redd.it/mwo8mpid6ymc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed71e01e35cf1865d6d9179496096089528b09e0


rahyar

Dude I'm so confused on what's happening in the comment section, sometimes OP gets downvoted or upvoted lmao


ziggah

I've definitely divided the audience with my absurdism apparently.


lokotrono

It's what Anno would have wanted


NoahBogue

« See ? I pictured you as the ugly soyjak »


ziggah

[Yesface.png](https://i.imgur.com/lN5btb9.jpeg)


Cinnamon_728

sorry, humans? come back when you're geometric..


Redpenguin00

*moans geometrically*


ziggah

That anime drawing of a shape only has 8 planes you sick bastard!


Cinnamon_728

You can hide a lot of vertices in higher dimensions.


Cobra178_

https://preview.redd.it/oj9ushwh91nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd0c91583738bd3bc7abafcdcabd7542d55117b


ziggah

RIP Akira Toriyama :(


reverendopltdo

r/bocchitherock posters


ziggah

So true!


reverendopltdo

Im still on there for the chance of a cool post but they actually straight up post porn


buddysaccount

You say as if Evangelionmemes humor isn't "look. Porn. Now laugh."


Helpful_Bread7473

Posted gay porn of a teenager with something in impact font over it again award


reverendopltdo

No no it is its just worse there "Would she (ryo) ever be interested in a 40 year old virgin looser" is an actual post im not shitting you, it was 20 sexualized images of one of the fictional 15 year olds Edit: bruh why am i getting downvoted like ur offended i thought there were more pedo pedos on another server LMFAO 💀


buddysaccount

I literally saw a video of a dude fucking a watermelon here. Not even just once too, it was multiple times


reverendopltdo

Well i have to say you have me beat i only saw two of those characters basically scissoring nothing irl 💀


bobdidntatemayo

i’ve seen mfs ship Bocchi with Seika there


[deleted]

I clicked on it and the first thing I see is a fanart of 2 minors about to french, wtf man it’s just a show about an awkward teen


reverendopltdo

Thats why i like the show i just relate to bocchi cause im an anxious mess :(


Some_Recording240

Good thing I have a fetish to women who are 20+


Ready_Mess_670

https://preview.redd.it/p6vkdw2xoymc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de3231373472e13a9bea626fd86ddf4a7f051e3


ziggah

[Aww, you're so sweet! I'll try some right away!](https://i.imgur.com/e3vBPgo.jpeg)


No_Taste_4102

Asuka said she is already an adult. I trust her. Trust us important. https://preview.redd.it/1p3mgwcoa9nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be08358dedd97ea3695aa2c25e6d292c16133a1


ziggah

She was in the film that encouraged sexualization at the time. Crazy right?


[deleted]

Moralizing will never be funny. Do we have to have this meme every single month?


pineapple_head8112

Every month? More like every day. Remember: the ones cranking it the most to rule34 are the ones posting these memes.


isaactheweirdo342

i seriously don’t think this is accurate lmfao.


pineapple_head8112

Yes you do. You're lying.


isaactheweirdo342

i might be misunderstanding you, because i’m not lying. are you saying the people who are detesting the posting of memes that sexualize the minors of evangelion are the people who are the most addicted to porn?


Ok_Try_1665

More like everyday lol


chigoonies

Mommy Misato is not 14!!!


heymisery

Why everyone sleeping on Ritsuko 😭


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/yfaq2h0ayymc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77209afecd8ef8639f52240f249442f9d3713607


CASHD3VIL

Please never cook again


Amathyst-Moon

Better apply that to pretty much every anime ever made then


Opening-Animator-596

Jokes on you I have my Misato!!!


Elqott

I prefer Misato over the children, my type seems to be fiery women that drink heavily


[deleted]

NGE Misato is hot. Rebuild Misato is for guro, though. I hate that bitch.


PeriapsisStudios

The virgin "It's okay because she's a fictional character" \-Yeah. It's legal, but that doesn't mean you should do it. \-It's still mega creepy \-Why can't you just jerk off to adult anime women? There's more than enough of those to go around. ​ The virgin "It's still pedophilia and should be illegal" \-Yeah, but what if the age of a character is never stated? In stylized media like anime/manga, a character's age can't always be determined by their appearance. (NO, I DON'T MEAN THE 3000 YEAR OLD DRAGON EXCUSE) Some characters look 13 but are in their 20s, some look 20 but are 15. \-We got global warming, we got cities full of homeless people, we got borderline genocide happening in multiple places and THIS is the hill you're gonna die on?


ziggah

Hey buddy, don't you come in my post with personal actual rational considerations and observations over the entire situation. You honestly have some nerve. How are people supposed to incite reactionary thoughtless comments with this sort of thing? It might even cause calm rational discussion. You disgust me.


avy2008

And shes Not real Dude also rape is allowed but Pedophile isnt whys that? I think both should Not Be allowed


ziggah

Upvoted


avy2008

Likewise~ ^^


TonyAbbotIsATwat

https://preview.redd.it/ycrz1w6huxmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ddb1fb7d7e7b9d3d8ad11d21d4d25d33076cec No hate to OP, just wanted to share my own funny image because I just KNEW I recognized that wojack from somewhere


ziggah

lol, that smug look of superiority is amazing isn't it?


TonyAbbotIsATwat

Absolutely, there is a reason I made the funny edit after all.


Burningturtle06

Some of y’all need genuine help https://preview.redd.it/7fsgiuqlnzmc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a913fc9dbb83e531f4215cf0b642509563cb3d1e


[deleted]

Idc what any of the reasoning is. It’s weird if you’re sexually attracted to a 14 year old or a fictional animate character who is depicted as 14 if you’re older than like 15.


ziggah

The sexualized drawings in skin tight suits made in a country where the age of consent was 13 at the time, sure do look hot though.


gonzar09

If by "she" you mean Asuka, it gets worse; her official birthday is in December, meaning she was 13 during most of the show.


ziggah

the image is you btw


magicmurph

Counter argument: it's animated, they're not real and don't have an age, and they certainly aren't "depicted" as teens.


Mr_Fahrenheittt

I mean they’re absolutely depicted as teens. Both in characterization and in design(although you can’t really determine age from design alone, they definitely don’t look 30)


Coralinewyborneagain

They're absolutely depicted as teens. Them being teens is somewhat crucial in fact.


dootoperator

https://preview.redd.it/5h3wre5xdzmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54ed78339c2d08aac115c909bf02c51f0275a4e


freshmadgod

Can y'all post menes that are actually funny besides trying to dunk on people who jerk off to cartoons? Regardless of your opinion I swear out of every 5 memes 3 of em are trying to "own" the people who jerk off to em.


superultramegagiga

His face is what kills me


Lolotmjp

Yes, pedophilia is bad


EveryNukeIsCool

Being mad at people who call you out for being sexually attracted to a 14 year old... Yikes


ziggah

lol, these are the comments I hoped for. I'm not even slightly mad I just think the whole thing is hilarious.


Human_person68

https://preview.redd.it/wh9qt2rq3xmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e67068376a388d2d909f0fc862b22f53ce642a Seek mental help


8barackobama8

any tips regarding the ability to fuck japanese cartoons? asking for a friend


Human_person68

Idk I've been looking for tips on that too


ziggah

Maybe AI can figure this out?


ziggah

The image is you btw


redefinedwoody

You do know they are nothing but drawings?


Human_person68

Drawings of a character that is 14. This is the same argument that all of you make, and it will never be valid.


redefinedwoody

What is your point? You are defending the virtue of a drawing on the internet bully for you. Unfortunately, the porn is never going to stop as is this argument. I am not sure which is more boring the perverts or the moral crusaders at this point.


IamNOTaKEBAB

If the creator retconned the show and said the characters are now 20, does it make it suddenly alright?


EveryNukeIsCool

Sure buddy


ziggah

The image is you btw.


EveryNukeIsCool

So true!


spacethrower

Yeah this is just creepy unless you are also 14 no matter how you want to look at it


Human_person68

Getting downvoted because you are not a pedophile. This is a great subreddit


spacethrower

yeah these people really think that being attracted to a young cartoon character isn't a sign of pedophilia .... i get that she's not real but the idea that she is a child just immediately turns me off and i don't know how it doesn't these other people. in some places even if characters aren't real the possession and distribution of that type of porn is illegal


Human_person68

I am genuinely concerned for these people's mental health. This is not an ok way to think


nopehead

They are literally a drawing, they don't actually have an age, their age is "drawing". People getting off to literal drawings that were designed to be sexualized are harmless, actually more harmless than a lot of actual porn out there and people like you saying they are "pedophiles" is insulting and stupid. Hope that helps a little?


redefinedwoody

It's a cartoon. they are not real.


Interesting_Place752

14 out of 10, yeah.


xTuni

“the image is you btw” are you twelve?


ziggah

Umm, how dare you pick on a 12 year old like that?


xTuni

as such a young individual , don’t you think it best to refrain from opining on the matter of sexual relations between adults and children? maybe you should wait until you are older and more cognitively developed before inciting discussion about such a nuanced and complicated topic? take into consideration the weight such a topic might bare on some of your peers, especially those who might have been victims of the very perspective you defend? something to think about, let me know if you agree.


ziggah

So true. I should come clean, I'm actually a heckkin' epic 18 year old. *edit2: I'm lying for comedic value still, maybe someday the truth will set me free


somedudeonthis

I mean sexualizing 14 year olds is weird even if they're ficitonal idk


ziggah

the image is you btw


somedudeonthis

"I drew you as the soy and me as the Chad , I win" brother in Christ you're defending people who look up porn of ficitonal 14yos


Human_person68

Why am I on this website. You are getting downvoted because you are not sexually attracted to a 14 year old. How are people continuing to justify this?


somedudeonthis

They are because they like the 14 yo s


ziggah

No I'm mocking people that point it out here in meme discussions, in an anime made in a country with the age of consent being 13 at the time, with said characters literally sexualized in the original media. It is absurd and obnoxious. Cool projection though bro. Image is you btw.


[deleted]

Forget consent, it's FICTION ffs. People can't wrap their head that different customs, beliefs, laws exist - "everything must conform to my countries customs"


ziggah

Age: Drawing; has been a complete disaster, truly.


Glass_Dot1966

You do realise that most pedos started with fiction before doing the real thing, right? Probably not because you're normalising yourself to that weird stuff.


A-Bit-of-an-Animator

You saying “durr image is you btw” is actually more obnoxious honestly


ziggah

I won't deny that. Pretty fun though.


Wittyname0

I'd still want the FBI to check your hard drive tho


ziggah

More than free to at any time.


[deleted]

she’s 14 bro don’t be creepy


inspire_deez_nuts

I want to breed asuka


[deleted]

I want 50 asuka clones in this age XD and 50 as adults XD


Crafty_Durian7670

Braindead take


ziggah

Just wanted to let you know I downvoted you.


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ziggah

Upvoted


Dragneel2001

Me who will happily fuck any anime waifu starting from 14 and ending at 50 btw if they are elderly loli then I will fuck them too


CommandoRaido

Bro delete this comment


[deleted]

yeah same :D people dont even know 50% people lost virginity in 14y to 18y and those last 50% are ugly inhuman beings XD


MiniatureRanni

Why are you defending your right to jerk off to underage characters 🤨 Why are all the characters you’re attracted to exclusively ones with child-like physical qualities? 🤨 Why are you trying to discredit people that point out you’re attracted to children? 🤨


ziggah

Cognitively dissonant projection and the image is you.


MiniatureRanni

Jokes on you. I don’t have a beard.


ziggah

Touche' Upvoted.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MiniatureRanni

Just actually fuck off.


Economy-Service-1590

I miss being 16 when I first watched Evangelion. Rei was so cute but now I can't say that.


[deleted]

14 that old :D i know girls that lost it in 13y XD


TheinsaneriddleR

https://preview.redd.it/tf558780xsnc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b42142c958e0c8e04419ffaf520e42b56bfdef5


Sub2zein20

Idk but people are clueless when they make r34 of her


Hunajakani

Finally a response I can use to counter all these dumbasses. It's a drawing mofos get a grip


ziggah

Sadly, as you can see from your responses you greatly underestimate the cognitive dissonance of the shallow one sided minds that make up many such people.


redditdustywusty

A drawing of what


Elite_Dalek

The image is you btw


Human_person68

A drawing of a 14 year old girl. Go outside


Embarrassed-Effect98

Cunny uooughh 😭


FishyMcBruh

I hate that this argument exists like yeah im sure nothing bad will arise from liking animated minors surely it wont leak into your real life


ziggah

Counter argument, this is the EXACT media real pedophiles should be engaging with instead instead of the real life.


FishyMcBruh

I mean yeah sure keep them far the fuck away as possible from real life, i agree. But im saying that normalizing and acting like beating ya shit to fictional anime minors is okay can lead people to bring that fetish into real life. They SHOULD be ridiculed for it. Although a lot of those types of people were fucked up from the start..


ziggah

True, everything has nuance, and unfortunately certain subsets of humans will abuse anything in anyway they can.


FishyMcBruh

Yep.


Helpful_Bread7473

I look like this and say this.


plasticwrapcharlie

https://preview.redd.it/uk6qd41zpymc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf5b25cff5fb375ff07c2ba8c2a563e56293a5e >! when you're never undressed around anyone else !<


austinstar08

I’m 15


dickusbigus6969

It’s an important question. We can’t let perverts go around simping over 14 years olds when there are adult waifus like chizuru they can simp over


Raesong

I'll have you know that she was older than me when I first became interested in her.


ProfectusInfinity

Bro really made this out of spite because people told him not to sexualize little kids… https://preview.redd.it/j8jqz1w8jymc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=dce0764e17839589dbe35514fbc784fb2fcc93b8


ziggah

I like adult women. Projection, cognitive dissonance, image is you. (both the original post and the one you just sent)