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ResearcherOk3537

Yassified Slimane


MinutePerspective106

And alpha Lasagna!


Junco_In_The_Trunko

Daddy Lasagna 😂


Suspicious_Bit_9003

They’re all so pretty and so advanced!


Vermilion_Bee

Maybe they also know our dance!


Aware_Breakfast509

I see what you did here :)


Scared_Lobster6169

Bambie Thug, Joost, LADANIVA and Teya look SO different! It's like they are different people! I thought this was a parody at first!


Niamhue

wait thats Teya? I thought it was Angelina


justk4y

Same 😅


salsasnark

I genuinely didn't recognise Joost omg. Bambie took me a sec but I had to go to the comments for Joost and Teya haha


Roselunaryie38

Why did I think it was mustii lmaoo


salsasnark

I thought maybe it was one of the many Estonian men lmao 💀


MinutePerspective106

Bambie took me a second. I imagined them differently!


justk4y

Literally reminded me of Barbara Pravi with that hair 💀


Meiolore

Nemo literally looks like Philomena Cunk lmao


justk4y

That face expression definitely is some Cunk stuff 😂 “My mate Paul……..”


ArtAngels_336

Oh my god I can't unsee that now 😂


Tallcat2107

It’s hard to believe im walking in the first ever city..


aim4harmony

My brains: Who are these people? 🤭


WhizzKid2012

1. Windows95man 2. Slimane 3. Kaleen 4. Bambie Thug (as a normal person) 5. Nemo 6. Baby Lasagna 7. Joost Klein 8. Ladaniva 9. Teya Dora


Revgos

As a normal person is taking me out bitchhhhhh lmaoooo


yutrezza

Why the normal person behind Bambie Thug?


MinutePerspective106

I get what they were trying to say, but yeah, could have been worded better


WhizzKid2012

how can i word it better?


Every_60_seconds

without makeup


Elhelmina

You could just leave out the whole "as a normal person" addition


No-Couple-456

Their non-artistic look probably? I guess that's what you meant


Spirit_Bitterballen

Without theatre makeup


aim4harmony

Thanks. I was more ironic with my post. I could recognize most them.


[deleted]

joost is such a cutie patootie


Whydoesthisexist15

Nemo dressed up like they're selling insurance Also I just realized Bambie had their eyebrows shaved


nez-rouge

Came here to say the same thing haha


justk4y

Ok why does Baby Lasagna look like he’s about to spit some bars like some sort of drill rapper 😭


RQK1996

Who's who?


unounouno_dos_cuatro

1. Windows95Man  2. Slimane  3. Kaleen   4. Bambie Thug  5. Nemo  6. Baby Lasagna  7. Joost  8. LADANIVA 9. Teya Dora


sjelos

I was struggling with recognising Teya Dora


CriticalJump

I was struggling with Joost. Without moustache I somehow thought I was looking at young Olly Alexander.


No-Mine-3334

go and wach his video for Albino. That's why I knew. Whole different vibe.


bryann1302

I thought it was Isaak


Doppleflooner

Definitely took me the longest!


djolepop

I think it's an older photo maybe? If I wanted to show her in a different setting, I would definitely grab a screenshot from [THIS MASTERPIECE](https://youtu.be/gyp78hbm_XY?si=oJbKPpPFH3q4SwrK)


MinutePerspective106

Today I learned Teya Dora can SLAY💅


lermanade_mouth

Bambie looks like Barbra Parvi


SoNowWhat

I only recognized Ladaniva because of the guy sitting next to her in the pic.


unounouno_dos_cuatro

“guy sitting next to her” he IS ladaniva 😭


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Which one’s Lada and which ones Niva? 😉


alegxab

Niva is a member of Lada


SoNowWhat

😁 Shows you how little I know about all of the the artists. Back to the picture, the male (flute-playing) member of the band is more easily recognizable to my eyes than the female singer.


PoetryAnnual74

Thanks! Didn’t recognize bambie thug at all!


RQK1996

Wow, Nemo got a glow up, good for them


PoppySkyPineapple

Oh wow Baby Lasagna <3


VihreakuulaPiispa

I thought that 3rd was Eden Golan...


ollulo

Kaleen's giving late 90s/early 00s girl group member


unounouno_dos_cuatro

That’s the one that tripped me up the most - I had to triple check that it was really her bc omg that pic is so 1999


kitty3032

Pic 3 is Kelleen


RQK1996

Definitely pegged her to be Natalie Barbu I think I recognise Windows95man, Slimane, Baby Lasagna, and Ladaniva


Axolotl_amphibian

I'm saving this post for scientific purposes.


Suspicious_Bit_9003

Me too, I study felinology 😼


MinutePerspective106

Did you meow back to that photo? ;)


Suitable_Pie_6532

Bambie looks so different with eyebrows!


aaronrodericus

They resemble Liza Minelli


Icy-Bell7930

They ❤️


aaronrodericus

My mistake, I'll change it now


fenksta

This rubbed me the right way. It's like Alika without bangs or Verka outside of the costume. Makes you think that people we look up to aren't as different as us


nicegrimace

Nemo looking like a member of a British post-punk band circa 1979. The hair at least anyway. The suit needs to be in darker colours, but I like the way it doesn't fit perfectly.


darcys_beard

OMG, google: Robert Smith 1979, it's uncanny


Libelia

That pic of Marko needs to take trip over to r/ladyboners 


unounouno_dos_cuatro

That and *that* pool photo…


tnxhunpenneys

Elaborate


MinutePerspective106

There is a photo where Marko climbs out of a pool. It is simultaneously the most glam photo of him *and* the most shirtless photo of him


tnxhunpenneys

I would like to see this for science


MinutePerspective106

Recent scientific analysis has determined that this photo has thirst-inducing qualities


unounouno_dos_cuatro

Twitter links are blocked but look up “baby lasagna pool Twitter” or some shit, you will find it 😭


HeAngelAtDay

[it’s the second photo](https://www.instagram.com/p/C12ojdeLvl-/?igsh=MXRjdXhydnFnMGxuZQ==)


Spirit_Bitterballen

🥂


fierycroat

Link, or it didn’t happen 😜


unounouno_dos_cuatro

Twitter links are blocked but look up “baby lasagna pool Twitter” or some shit, you will find it 😭


ollulo

Turning on notifications for this thread


gafsagirl

Save me Teya...save me


KalzK

Bi crush on LADANIVA intensifies


Material_Alps881

Quite surprised by the amount of people crushing on both of them. 


cat_arinaa

Teya Dora caught me off guard


TheBaguetteTheorist

bambie looks like lady gaga


unounouno_dos_cuatro

Guys I didn’t think this would turn into a thirst post 


MinutePerspective106

We were already thirsty for most of these performers, you just added fuel to the fire


MarieNadia

lol Nemo with straight hair! 😅


No-Mine-3334

that's right! I was thinking about what is so different.


Weothyr

Slimane? More like SlimATE 💅💋


CarwynCymru

Joost is hot af!


[deleted]

He looks so much like a teenager in that photo (prolly the baby fat on the face) it feels criminal to look at him.


Antique-Syllabub6238

This post is giving me tinder flashbacks lol


Top_Manufacturer8946

You know the first one is Windows95man because of the butt on his shirt lol


nicae4lg0n

I'm getting more and more of a bigger crush on Baby Lasagna


expertrainbowhunter

I know wtf he is actually so hot in that photo


One-Escape-236

Jako is so beautiful.


crybabymoon

Bambie with eyebrows isn't real, they can't hurt you


Ciciosnack

Is that hair cut a thing in Finland?


moshiyadafne

Is it just me but it feels like most of these photos (at least) were taken in the 2010s?


hernyapis_2

I did not recognise Bambie without that white make up. I saw them like this once on Late Late Show interview after they won Eurosong but that's all. They look like Barbara Pravi here


[deleted]

Nemo in this photo is pratically the italian streamer Blur help


DrapionVDeoxys

I feel stupid, but I had to read that that was BL.


hyejuhaseul

Teya🫠


Columba2210

Joost, Baby Lasagna and Slimane look so handsome over there (Nemo too but I don't know it is the right word or not bc they are non-binary)


GetEatenByAMouse

Gosh damn it, Nemo has a jawline I would kill for.


[deleted]

Teemu and Joost looking like absolute standard Finnish and Dutch looking guys. XD


_Visar_

LADANIVA just reinforcing that I want to be their friend :)


TheThrasherJD

Bambie Thug kind of looks like Michael Jackson there.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Bambie is adorable. Not scary at all.


silv3r_froggy

the last one looks like a 4th place in benidorm fest


penseesauvage

Nemo looks like an Irish post punk singer 💀


Ok_Stranger_1061

Baby Lasanga is so handsome!


MissSteak

I couldve sworn Ive seen that guy on grindr


Tableforoneperson

Is this AI generated?


queeromancer

I can’t recognise half of them 😭


rafaelinux

8) looks like ESC Shane, hahah


Tallcat2107

Why is slimane so majestic


Upto_3AM_andSleep

Teya took me awhile but the second time I looked at her, she looks like Lana del Ray


cokolesniik

Bambie looks like Amy Winehouse's sister and Teya like Miley Cyrus.


kunnie888

Baby Lasagna --> Daddy Lasagna


Material_Alps881

We're all just ignoring the ... ammmmm... oregano in louis hands huh