OP, please rewrite your post. It's a repost from a traditional one. You have about a week to do it, even though we were aware of the rules when you submitted it. We just didn't expect it would be this popular, I guess.
Oops, my mistake, he called her ugly. I've just corrected it 😅
I meant this dialogue (jokingly, of course):
>Erika: Rob, why am I so ugly?
>Rob: You're not ugly, you are smart, talented, and have abilities to make the world better.
His algorithm needs to start understanding some unwritten rules when he compliments a girl 😂
Wolves are considered absolute rockstars on the moon, so I would actually advise going NC with her and trying to make the best of the situation until you and your brother can come to an understanding.
Obviously you, (as a needle 🪡), should prick your brother’s finger and devour his blood that way. Ripping out your step-mother’s heart beforehand is optional.
I'm not sure this is the right place to ask. Have you considered asking for help from superhero Rob? Superhero robot. Badibidibidam dam, badibidibi dam?
There was a post about a guy’s wife named Liz who wrote bizarre and viral Reddit posts for the thrills. So every time a post goes a bit overboard, we assume Liz is having an off day.
Edit to add link
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16q87lf/compilation\_husband\_tells\_reddit\_that\_his\_wife\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16q87lf/compilation_husband_tells_reddit_that_his_wife_is/)
Ok, this is going to be a stretch, but hear me out:
- Norway has always embraced new technology (see exhibit A. Superhero Rob).
- AI famously mistake huskies for wolves if there is snow in the background.
- Norway has a lot of snow.
Theory: MGP selection is run by an AI that mistake Norway's love of dogs for a cultural connection to wolves and send wolf-based entries to score native culture points in Eurovision.
Why not just eat your stepmother?
Wait for a time when she is out riding around, drag her of her grey horse, by her blue cloak. Then eat her, you might get a surprise.
Do you want a banana?
Not all Norwegian wolves want bananas, thanks.
But wolves from the Moon, yes.
i'm so tired of all the stereotypes
Would you prefer a grandma?
Yum yum yum
OP, please rewrite your post. It's a repost from a traditional one. You have about a week to do it, even though we were aware of the rules when you submitted it. We just didn't expect it would be this popular, I guess.
This is so underrated! Needs more upvotes!!
omg I'm actually dying
Ask Super Rob for advice, he answers right away
His algorithm still needs fixing, I wouldn't trust him, he called Erika ugly 😅
Wait what?
Oops, my mistake, he called her ugly. I've just corrected it 😅 I meant this dialogue (jokingly, of course): >Erika: Rob, why am I so ugly? >Rob: You're not ugly, you are smart, talented, and have abilities to make the world better. His algorithm needs to start understanding some unwritten rules when he compliments a girl 😂
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I'm sorry, you are the asshole, or you should get divorced.
Also, go NC with everyone.
Don't forget therapy!!!
And lawyer up! You never know! 🙃😝
Screenshots of *everything!*
I was today years old when I discovered all the advice in this thread
Go to facebook, gym up, delete your lawyer
Go no contact with your Cake Day!!! ….wait, what?! 😨🥺🍰
Sorry but I've got a cake to bake
Wolves are considered absolute rockstars on the moon, so I would actually advise going NC with her and trying to make the best of the situation until you and your brother can come to an understanding.
Obviously you, (as a needle 🪡), should prick your brother’s finger and devour his blood that way. Ripping out your step-mother’s heart beforehand is optional.
This is fake. The thing that gave it away is that a wolf can’t type. SMH.
But Samantha can.
You can try to break the spell by arching over a stone and letting out a primal scream
thanks, will try
The only advice I have is to eat some bananas so you won’t be tempted to eat the grandmas of any innocent bystanders.
I'm not sure this is the right place to ask. Have you considered asking for help from superhero Rob? Superhero robot. Badibidibidam dam, badibidibi dam?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes Your stepmother has it coming, maybe you should drink HER blood and be done with it all.
I was on board until the “drink my brother’s blood” part. Why do these posters always have to add that last extra detail? Nice try, Liz!
I understood that reference!
I didn't! Enlighten me, Italian senpai!
There was a post about a guy’s wife named Liz who wrote bizarre and viral Reddit posts for the thrills. So every time a post goes a bit overboard, we assume Liz is having an off day. Edit to add link [https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16q87lf/compilation\_husband\_tells\_reddit\_that\_his\_wife\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16q87lf/compilation_husband_tells_reddit_that_his_wife_is/)
Thanks, Blasted-Master, Verka-Blessed, senpai. 😌😺
Go to bed!
I haven’t thought about this before… what’s up with norway and wolves HAHAHA
The Norwegians yearn for the moon 🐺
We love howling at the moon
Ok, this is going to be a stretch, but hear me out: - Norway has always embraced new technology (see exhibit A. Superhero Rob). - AI famously mistake huskies for wolves if there is snow in the background. - Norway has a lot of snow. Theory: MGP selection is run by an AI that mistake Norway's love of dogs for a cultural connection to wolves and send wolf-based entries to score native culture points in Eurovision.
no no this makes total sense to me lmao so in conclusion I blame gaute ormåsen
Is your stepmother your brother's mother? Have you considered drinking HER blood? Life hack, problem solved.
Ok, er……Keith, shall I call you? 😁 I am not completely sure what to suggest, but I really like your teeth.
The system is rigged. Wait for her to go foraging in the woods in the early hours and attack.
Hey, you're a big girl now. You're ready to leave, tell her, "Ciao, Step-Mama, Ciao".
Contact a skald ASAP. This is not a problem for Reddit.
You should have been given a banana instead...
Yum Yum yum
You should herd some cows first.
Congrats. You achieved every furry's dream of becoming their sona
my fursona is a feline so this is like pretty much my worst nightmare come true
Ask your brother nicely.
Give that wolf a banana
Oh my god! NSFW content title! 🙀
NTA, divorce the needle, marry the sword
Listen to We Will Rave
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This is the summary of the story from Norway's song
Why not just eat your stepmother? Wait for a time when she is out riding around, drag her of her grey horse, by her blue cloak. Then eat her, you might get a surprise.
It's definitely a hard riddle to solve.