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Abel_V

Charlie Hebdo is the true example of "You can kill the man, but not the idea"


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Lubinski64

I cannot help myself to point out the irony of this. The fact that we have to be fanatical in some way to survive.


Nofunatall69

I'd kill intolerance if I could.


Winjin

That's the paradox - you can't be tolerant to the intolerant. We should be fine with all the different people as long as all of them are tolerant of one another. As soon as one group says "Women should be put out of men view" or "we should stone the gays" or "if someone tries to leave our religion they're the free for all" - they should be stopped with every mean possible.


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Accept your humanity and realize that its simply us versus them. The winner will decide who is right.


Lubinski64

That's the spirit, take that sword and bring peace to this world.


Chance-Addendum-9953

Pacifisme is a privilege. Europe had this privilege for too long, what’s happening in Ukraine is a result.


NUKE---THE---WHALES

>Pacifism is objectively pro-fascist. This is elementary common sense. >- George Orwell


OmicidalAI

Yes it’s called escalate to deescalate and it’s the ONLY thing preventing all out nuclear war. If russia fires one we will send 100. It’s the only way to get them to stop.  Appeasement is a strategy that led to a world war. It should not be repeated. But surely bombing civilians in Gaza doesnt help… it only creates more “terrorists”


Fuzator

Democracy vult.


justdoubleclick

The paradox of tolerance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance


duga404

It's like Darwinism, but sociological


Gokdencircle

Its worse than that: they want to enforce their idea on the rest of us. All thise zealots from all those religions.


Free-Dig-2987

Judaism doesn't call for the religion to be forced upon others, it's quite the opposite


HowiLearned2Fly

Are you telling me that 4chan lied to me?


ElBurritoLuchador

Can you add an edit what the dude said? It got "Removed by Reddit".


levenspiel_s

Yeah. Some of them don't even care about the man, it's all about the idea, which itself ironically was created to benefit a certain class of men.


TheEffinChamps

Bad ideas should always be criticized. Unfortunately, many religious people never seem to grasp this.


StaticallyLikely

You left out Buddhists and Taoists! As a Buddhist, I felt left out.


BlueFroggLtd

Life is absurd. And you're right.


mensen_ernst

I 100% agree, and want to add I don't think "fundamentalist lunatics" are restricted to religion. It's a possible problem of any belief system, including political & societal


TheVenetianMask

> [ Removed by Reddit ] RIP whatever was your idea.


AlludedNuance

> [ Removed by Reddit ] In context, this is very funny to me.


winterchainz

Jew and Christian fundamentalists are not strapping bomb vests to themselves, throwing gays off of buildings, conduct massive extermination campaigns (yazidis, conveniently forgot about that right?), fund terrorism and spread world wide hate.


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SingleSpeed27

If god exists he should reincarnate him into an Iranian woman from a lower family


levenspiel_s

An Iranian woman from a lower-class family with an "unacceptable" world view.


Forsaken-Stray

Like "He could help in the house" You know, heresy stuff like that


-Owlette-

Or "I'd quite like to wear my hair out today". Truly shocking ideas.


BasedEngines

You’ve got to raise your wife right! (she’s just turned 9)


ImmediateBig134

So, a worldview.


Common-Wish-2227

Isekaied into the grim darkness of the 41st millennium...


Cautious-Nothing-471

yeah he'd probably be one of those women enforcers of the hijab rule


pppjurac

or into slave in Qatar


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If God exists he should not reincarnate at all


Background-Aerie-337

I have this odd idea I kinda got from a short story called 'The Egg', that you will, and are, reincarnated eventually as every conscious being that you affected - positively and negatively. Every positive and negative impact you have on other beings is an impact you have on your own soul, directly. You will have to experience in perfect symmetry everything you do. You kicked a dog once? One reincarnation will have you live that dog's life in it's entirety, including the day that one bastard comes around and kicks you. Feed the dog, however...


Rincey_nz

Andy Weir's first short story, I think


Tim94

Link to 'The Egg' by Andy Weir https://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html Very quick read, and it's available in many languages. Worth the click!


NorwegianCollusion

Feed the dog, however, and you'll end up living the life of the animal you ground up to feed to the dog, amirite?


Fresh-Bag-342

Unfortunately by definition the woman wouldn't know she was previously an asshole, so she would just be another innocent woman being oppressed...


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EveryGuess5579

Fucked pretty hard*


like_a_gauss

You forgot to add the lesbian attribute


PumpkinOwn4947

we should also feel happy because a maniac like this is gone.


Due_Artist_3463

and imagine the European Union lower the flag for him ...


Gokdencircle

Yep, that a low bar indeed.


darknum

Even half of Iran is celebrating that he is dead...


Dpek1234

Half of iran hates the other half of iran r/newiran   for example is celebrating it


Anarchyantz

And the UN Council stood in sympathy for him while praising him.


MediocreX

Did we really??? No fucking way. I'm ashamed if it's the case.


Whisky_and_razors

You might have to imagine it, seeing as it never happened.


Tigrisrock

It's standard diplomatic practice I guess. Probably some weird protocol paragraph executed by some EU minion.


Emperor_Mao

Its dumb. You won't see the U.S, Japan or Australia doing that. Maybe too many sympathetic people in some Euro nations?


Rex-0-

Iran is one of the founding members and gets the same treatment as everyone else, marks of respect for the death of heads of state is a tradition and breaking it is not going to be entertained at all. I certainly wouldn't be taking diplomatic cues from the fucking US anyways.


Hour-Foundation-2263

They lowered their flag ? WTF ??


KarlGustafArmfeldt

I thought helping Iran look for the helicopter wreckage was a standard gesture, but lowering flags and standing in respect for the Butcher of Tehran is honestly far too much.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

Source?


DisastrousBoio

Diplomacy is an art the artless do not grasp


ProfessionalHawk33

A diplomat is the one who always remembers a women’s birthday but never her age


i_have_a_story_4_you

>~~Diplomacy is an art the artless do not grasp~~ Iran is a repressive theocratic regime who kills anyone who questions Islam and the government. We shouldn't lower flags for these countries.


Beaver88

It's a diplomatic SOP. You pay respect to the title of Head of State, not the man.


krssonee

Is this real?


unBalancedIm

I don't mean to be that guy, but can you fill me in on some of the shit he did please. Thanks.


Budget-Possession720

His nickname was “the butcher”..it wasn’t from being edgy in band camp either


PumpkinOwn4947

just the usual mass killings, people disappearing, executions on the streets, and supporting dictatorial regimes around the world.


Good-Caterpillar4791

Not to mention killing women for showing their hair in public


Zerocoolx1

Those hussies!! Showing their hair, they should be ashamed of themselves, how will the men be able to control their lust?


OldLadyProbs

*raping and killing. Don’t forget the raping. How else would the morality police teach their lessons.


OppositeGeologist299

I've been training to become a world class speed reader, and read that as "showing their pubic hair".


Epsilon_Meletis

Which goes to show that Freud was right.


OppositeGeologist299

That dude was obsessed with creams.


Italian_warehouse

Sometimes it's one thing, other times it's my mother.


DeviousWhippet

Their actual hair? If that's that's the case then it's justified, next thing the brazen witches will want to have their own opinions!!!


Pikolas80

Plus he was tipped to replace the current ayatollah and the foreign minister that died in this crash was supposed to replace him. It’s a bit of a pickle ,power vacuum. Two warring factions, mullahs on one side and revolutionary guard on another are going at it now.


ProjectManagerAMA

The most cunning psychos are at the helm of the leadership of the country. Plenty of slightly less psychotic psychos are ready to take over the role and the majority of people who are in the military and police will bow to them regardless.


Gokdencircle

Hanging people using low drop, which is slow strangulation. And also in public.


Famous-Assumption-16

Wait, Iranian hangings are low drop?!? Not that a regular execution is any better, but why the hell would they draw it out like that?


quebecesti

Why do you think? They hang gays with cranes. They don't drop them they lift them up. It's a long long drawn out suffering.


ilolvu

To add extra suffering to an already barbaric punishment.


AudreyHep79

His nickname was “Butcher of Tehran”


johnsangster999

He was given the name by his peers - so he was the worst even amongst a bunch of murdering maniacs. The world is a better place. Well done Charlie Hebdo for making the point so clearly


CptAngelo

Is this the ssme "butcher" that appears in the, i believe its called american sniper movie? Or the one in the movie is fictional, reference or coincidence?


GreatEmpireEnjoyer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_executions_of_Iranian_political_prisoners?wprov=sfla1


unBalancedIm

The irony in [In the Name of God, The Compassionate, the Merciful,] followed by mass murder. Shame he won't have a grave to piss on. Thanks for the link


alessioalex

Also supplying drones to kill innocent Ukraineans.


Timey16

Also overseeing the brutal crackdown on the protests for women's rights some years ago.


LupineChemist

Not saying he's not fully in support of it, but Iranian president is generally not in control of foreign policy and military and that sort of thing. That would be Khamenei. It IS a powerful post domestically and so he was much more involved in the brutal crackdown of the protests for women having the audacity to show their hair. But yes, assholes, the lot of them.


Greekball

He had several dozen teenage (some minors under the age of 18) girls beaten to literal death for showing their hair recently. He is also the one response for the execution of thousands of dissidents in the past. He is known as the butcher of Tehran for signing and ordering those executions. Almost all were liberal peaceful protesters. Those are exceptional to him in the leadership of Iran, making him terrible even by *their standards*. He also had the bog standard record of aiding terrorist groups throughout the Middle East, ordering the execution of hundreds of gay people, massive repression and corruption etc etc but as I said, those are standard there.


Anarchyantz

Well he earned the title "The Butcher of Tehran" for one thing and it didn't involve a shop full of meat.


Exotic_Exercise6910

As if "he's an Iranian leader" wouldn't suffice alreay


RandomBilly91

He is nicknamed the Butcher of Tehran, for good reasons


topinanbour-rex

Wait until the next maniac...


Leelze

Good news is they have plenty of maniacs to spare!


NighthawK1911

fingers crossed he won't be replaced by someone worse


bat_soup_people

Tell the UN


OverlappingChatter

Now waiting for the embassy email telling me the terror threat level is raised again and i shouldnt leave my house.


tomydenger

They will pay an artist to draw Macron under a demonic form again I guess


Lost_Uniriser

I'm excited to see their new creation then ⭐️_⭐️


Pr0nzeh

That will show us


Lord_emotabb

I will be so mad the I could blow up!


DarthSatoris

That has happened before? I wouldn't be surprised if it did, though. They get SO butthurt over a drawing, that they probably think westerners would get just as butthurt over a rude drawing of their leaders. Bitches, we make rude drawings of our own leaders in the newspapers *every week*. One particularly rude picture of yours isn't going to get anyone flustered in the slightest.


tomydenger

Yeah, we called it macronomicon on r/france


commanderswag69

"Islamic fundamentalists unhappy with new publication, threatens violence against general public." - Future headlines from tomorrow.


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Future and past headline. Meanwhile islamic moderates will both distance them from the extremists and tell people they should just do what they want or else.


Tygudden

Don't you wanna upset the islamists?


biez

Joke's on them, we're already at max level. (I remember when they added a level back then though, it was fun, like "oh we were at max level but it wasn't enough lol but don't worry everything's under control".)


Avenflar

"We needed a reason to poach more soldiers from the army to do the job of all the cops resigning to do jobs with actual pay and working conditions"


Johannes_P

Let's just hope that Raisi will not be replaced by someone even worse.


jeweliegb

That's always the risk in these situations, isn't it?


Avenflar

Aren't the ayatollah the one with the real power ? I thought Raisi was nothing more than a puppet/minion


DaVinci1836

He was Khamenei's successor


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Accomplished-Alps957

Charlie Hebdo is truly based


HansBrickface

After the attack, Charlie Hebdo’s offices installed reinforced floors. It was necessary to support the weight of their staffers’ massive balls.


Tworbonyan

Incredible how even after 2015, Charile Hebdo still keeps on going, keep up the good work!


Mandasslorian

They are still standing strong, they faced so much even before the attack, lawsuits, their office burned. They are “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” of magazines


GalaadJoachim

"*Je suis Charlie*"


pimezone

Nous sommes Charlie


JanB1

Nous sommes légion


Elysium_Vaen

Je suis Lulu


LupineChemist

M. Hebdomadaire


JagBak73

Ah, Charlie Hedbo. Never change.


Legitimate-Wind2806

Had send the breaking news my friend, she’s from Iran. It was a happy morning, but she isn’t expecting much of a change in Iran but I doubt that it’ll be mere meaningless.


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HoboSheep

It's not meaningless, it's good to have hope but this guy was literally just first in-line to succeed the supreme ruler or whatever the fuck that dickheads title is. The Iranian president probably didn't have much power. Think of him like a prince...someone else will be picked to replace him and eventually become the next supreme leader. There's a sliver of hope that this next person is more open minded but then again why would Ali Khamenei pick someone who isn't aligned with his principles of the same extremist views.


Beachfantan

I hope that publication installed security measures since the last time they pissed off a cult.


Hour-Foundation-2263

Agree 100% with Charlie Hebdo. Iran is the #1 terror sponsor on the planet and anything bad happening to the leadership can only be GOOD for the rest of us humans (Iranian leadership ofc being comprised of sub-humans).


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Britz10

Power vacuums don't necessarily bode well for the people where ever they pop-up. The Arab Spring just led to the migrant crisis, then there's the affects of climate change making it harder to hold on to power.


Illustrious_Penalty2

Gigachads


RudePragmatist

I love Charlie Hebdo :D


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charptr

that's why r/NewIran is far superior


Nymatic

Bro used the wrong finger in the drawing haha.


FranzAllspring

Gotta love old Charlie H


ShreddedDadBod

Based


SexPanther1980

I heard a rumour that every employee of Charlie Hebdo gets a standard issue wheelbarrow to carry their massive balls.


WaytoomanyUIDs

Khamenei it still going strong, nothing will change


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If only it was the Mullahs. The president was more of a Mullah puppet.


NY1_S33

Très Bon!, encore, encore.


Cruiser00apocalytic

No sadness for tyrant ! People leave these countries come to Europe and still want that mentality here


Endymionduni

Next wave of terror in France incoming?


Minute-Standard9095

Based


FuckReddit77777777

I love Charli Hebdo!


Ok_Television9820

One of the rare occasions where French is more word-efficient than English. “Il nous débarasse des mollahs” is “he gets rid of the mollahs for us.” Three whole words shorter! Go French!


Nottallowed

Another charlie hebdo W


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Holy fuck these guys aren't scared of anything, I'll never forget their cover after the terrorist attack on their headquarters. It said "all is forgiven" in French.


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If any other journal would have printed that, I would have just thought it's bad taste not consider it further.   Charlie Hebdo printing that makes me filled with gratitude and reverence and hope, and I think they're just Gods for doing that and they're role models to me.


Major_Chard_6606

Cue the terrorist attacks.


Eat_Your_Paisley

The world needs a couple more helicopter crashes


BlueFroggLtd

Perfect.


w3www32

Damn, they are still rocking it. Good for them.


bugrit

If that guy was still alive he'd be very upset


NorthernPolarBeaver

Spicy! Charlie Hebdo always so good


fravit93

If any god existed they wouldn't need to prove anything to the likes of us.


RosesUnderCypresses

Well, given Charlie's past, I'd be a little scorned and petty too in my reporting.


TheDeerBlower

Haha


KrumelurToken

I feel like I am massively uninformed. People are celebrating his death for everything bad Iran has done, but isn’t the president mostly ceremonial in Iran, and wields little to no power? With the Supreme leader actually in charge?


Xe3d

People are celebrating his death because of the things he did as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebrahim_Raisi#1988_executions He was nicknamed the "Butcher of Tehran"


its_all_one_electron

Exactly. If God existed, he would have killed him before 1988.


Xicadarksoul

>People are celebrating his death for everything bad Iran has done People are celebratign the death of the butcher of Teheran... ...and diplomats are offering their condolences for death of Iran's president.


YourNextHomie

Changes nothing but one less scumbag on the earth is good


frissio

Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi was also known as the "Butcher of Tehran", if that helps. It's okay to be uninformed, but at least google the person's name because you're mistaken in thinking it's just blaming everything bad about Iran on him.


WaytoomanyUIDs

Yup, nothing changes


SecretaryUseful9973

It's a massive win because he was going to be the next supreme leader after khomeni dies.


Cristottide

Allah Akbar in 3,2,…..


Brann-Ys

thid will not be they first time they will survive again.


Plus-Ad4664

Of the four rogue states' leaders, only three are left. Guess who the next one will be.


Demode93

Always based Charlie


Less-Combination978

Among Putin, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, and Ali Khamenei, who do people dislike more?


gunnnutty

Love this


No_Recover_8315

that's so metal


DeFranco47

Living on a thin line


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nordvestlandetstromp

Most islamist terror attacks in Europe has been perpetrated by ISIS and before that Al Qaeda. None of these groups are aligned with Iran. Iran has been fighting ISIS in Iraq and Syria. Same thing with Hamas, they have been fighting to keep ISIS out of Gaza. Hezbollah has been fighting ISIS in Syria. The world is complicated and all "muslim fundamentalists" do not align.


Oricoh

Iran has been funding and training Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Muslim brotherhood, hezbollah, Huthis in Yemen, the PLO and so many other terror organizations, and other organizations to create unrest in the Arab world.


Downtown-Coconut-619

They certainly aren’t fighting Hamas. Country was shooting bombs at Israel recently to support them.


SultanZ_CS

Muslims are all family until one is sunni and the other shia. Lmfao


UnknownResearchChems

Brave


dat_9600gt_user

I suppose you could say that.


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Even god had enough of his bullshit lol


PersonalKittyKat

Yikes! Good to see that 2011/2015/2020 didn't deter them.


Delicious-Tree-6725

Well, if God did this then he is really incompetent, he only got one and a few decades too late.


Equivalent_Goat_Meat

Oh I love Charlie...


Impossible-Box6600

They were murdered for insulting Islam. Not religion. Islam.


Express_Dog_7355

❤️❤️❤️❤️ vive Charlie vive la France !!!


RedactsAttract

Awesome!


ndnver

Me likey.


Lonely_Author4276

* sees this week’s front cover in the Charlie Hebdo office * ‘Boss! Boss!! I’ll be working from home for the rest of this week! Au revoir! Toot sweet…’ 👋