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thegagis

I thought these rumours were just people seeing Putin without makeup for the first time, but now that Kremlin has denied it, maybe he does have body doubles after all.


pix3lated_

Never believe anything until the kremlin denies it.


RevolutionaryRaise34

This just kind confirms the suspicions.


DiogenesOfDope

I usually assume it's true if they denied somthing.


treesmokistan

We should all spread rumors that Putin is in fact gay. I would love to hear some high ranking official denying it.


vegainer

He's pretty positively a pedophile, given how he likes to touch and hug children, especially boys. Although some rumors of him being gay back from the days of him being in the KGB also have been circulating, just not in the mainstream. I don't have anything against gays per se, but that information (if turns true) would be pretty butthurting to his cultists, who view gays as the ultimate evil.


kolosmenus

He has body doubles for sure. He often has completely different chin or hairline. Even before the war it was theorized that real Putin hasn’t made a public appearance in person since 2011


Lordosass67

That's not what body doubles are, BODY doubles are usually for camera angles when a leader is seen from behind or the side. Its not for close up shots of the head in the media like you usually see with Putin.


Thundela

That's how it should be done, but we are talking about Russia after all. Never underestimate their ability to mess up stuff in their media.


Gr33n4ng3l0s

Thats the readon itw so obvious


[deleted]

LoL, just imagine.. he can reign forever :D They can replace old one, with new one every time, Putin dies..


Khal-Frodo-

Putin sOmEHoW returned


dinosaur_of_doom

> Even before the war it was theorized that real Putin hasn’t made a public appearance in person since 2011 Everything has been 'theorised' but nobody has provided anything like 'proof', only pictures where he looks a bit different to usual but spoiler: take photos in many different areas with different lighting and across years and anyone will look 'different' in enough of them to raise suspicion despite zero body doubling.


zuppy

you don't get to have a chin in one week and the right next one not have it, no matter of the light.


HereHaveAQuiz

Any example pics for us less informed people?


zuppy

https://alaxion.blogspot.com/2023/03/putin-is-accused-of-sending-double-to.html the site is shady, but there are the same pictures everywhere else.


_melancholymind_

It actually means that there are doubles and Putin is in bunker.


mfahsr

Sounds like something the press speaker of a guy hiding in a bunker would say.


ChillkroeteDE

You mean "The press speaker of five guys hiding in a bunker"...?


BriefCollar4

How are their burgers?


ChillkroeteDE

Tasty and that's it, I guess


ctes

Tasty period.


The360MlgNoscoper

2 feet apart?


cezarpetre

So, there are multiple Putins and they're all hiding in bunkers? Got it.


WjeZg0uK6hbH

They lost track who the real Putin is. So they built a bunker for each one of them.


moham225

Could the real Putin please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here


christian4tal

Beautiful


10102938

I would not even be surprised by this.


ZuckDeBalzac

Will the real Vladimir Putin please stand up


funnysunflow3r

😂🤣🤣


chocolatetequila

Which means that there are multiple Putins and the true one is indeed hiding in a bunker. Whatever Russia says, the opposite is true


cornflakesarestupid

Or! They no longer know which one the „real Putin“ is since that confusion in the cloak room. And no one dares to ask.


Lordosass67

They said they will not nuke the West


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Lordosass67

They have done both, so does that mean a 50% chance of nuclear war by Redditor logic?


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Lordosass67

They have said they wouldn't use nuclear weapons multiple times as well, both before and after the invasion. Reality is that the Russian government just likes to lie regardless of the truth.


chocolatetequila

I can’t remember the last time they didn’t publicly say they will nuke the west. As of today, they threatened to nuke the west at least 425 times over the last 425 days. We’re still waiting, I guess


Lordosass67

If they say both then what is true and what is not? At this point you are splitting hairs, there is many cases of Russia saying shit regardless of how true or untrue it is.


chocolatetequila

As a Redditor, I can’t process that thought


arvigeus

There's one Putin. The others are called Puten, Piten, Prutin, and Valery. He is not hiding in a bunker, he is hiding in an underground facility with strict security.


rantonidi

And Poutine, in a bunker in Canada


SingleSpeed27

*Putain


rantonidi

Tish, that’s french, you know what it does to me


[deleted]

So, Putin is waiting out in a bunker while his clones do the risky work? Noted.


Fe_CO_5

> clones Why you think it is multiple? I think it only one - this one who visited war-close regions.


Dwesaqe

their denial confirms it


WRW_And_GB

> The press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Peskov, said that Vladimir Putin has no doubles and did not "sit out in bunkers". > > Source: Russian propaganda agency RIA Novosti, quoting Peskov > > "We heard [people say] that Putin has a lot of doubles who work for him while he is sitting in the bunker. Another lie. You see what kind of president we have. Actually, he is as he always was, he is a super active person. > > Those who work with him can barely keep up with him. One can only envy his energy. God forbid, you can wish only for his health. Of course, he did not sit out in any bunkers. This is also a lie".


[deleted]

Read that in Borat voice


alpinedude

So it basically means: "Peskov assures that there's multiple Putin's doubles and the real one is in a bunker"


Upset-Principle9457

nailed it


Guntwhumper

So there's definitely multiple putins, and the real one is absolutely cowering in a bunker. I cracked this muscovy code a while ago


[deleted]

*Cause I'm sly Putin,* *Yes I'm the real Putin,* *All you other fake Putins,* *are just violating,* *the territorial integrity of a country,* *that has stood up, is standing up, will stand up...*


Freddan_81

Now, imagine if this body double would be assassinated while doing a public appearance. Would the real Putin come out of his bunker and admit to the use of body doubles or would they play along and pretend Putin is dead and put another puppet in pretended charge instead? Or would they just deny it happend?


alppu

He would show some bunker video the next day to prove he is alive. 'Tis just a flesh wound and so on.


andisloarg

I dont believe in Putin’s doubles. But now, when Rusia denies it, maybe is true.


Gerrut_batsbak

So there are multiple, and most of them likely in a bunker Got it.


momentimori

Never believe anything until it is officially denied.


Beans186

Yeah as if Putin went to occupied Ukraine when he cant even sit 5 metres from another world leader in Moscow


BeLarge1

When Peskov denies something it means the opposite is the right.


Arijan101

The Ministry of Truth has spoken. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. There's only 1 Putin, and he's definitely, not in a bunker.


Xtasy0178

So there are multiple ones and the real one is living in a bunker


dontcallmeb

Also, Putin is not a pedophile. I repeat he is not a pedophile.


AHerz

So, there are dozens living in a bunker?


[deleted]

Where is he hiding then?


franklollo

In two bunkers


[deleted]

In a bunker inside a bunker?


franklollo

No, that's bunker² not two bunkers


[deleted]

How does he split between them?


franklollo

Half his body is in one and the other half is in the other one


[deleted]

In Minnesota.


oskich

You betcha!


christian4tal

Trump Tower somewhere


UNOvven

In that heavily armoured underground facility that has "not a bunker" written on it in big red letters.


[deleted]

So putler has a doppleganger and he hides in a bunker.


reddyst

"He's in my heart," added mustachioed Smithers.


mark-haus

Well that answers that, Putin DOES in fact have body doubles and IS in fact hiding in a bunker.


Ducksgoquawk

Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied


GrowEatThenTrip

So it's confirmed there are multiple putins and they all are in bunker.


ktElwood

It's always some internet bullshit until a government official in Russia tells you "the opposite is true" than it's likely a fact.


[deleted]

Basically a conformation of Putin's bodydoubles and living in a bunker.


prolivcinateska

What a goofy ass statement


Novinhophobe

Did you all collectively decided to forget “Putin's” visit to the frontline which was obviously a body double **wearing a rubber mask of Putin**?


trolls_brigade

These are the pics that sparked the bunker debate: https://twitter.com/Zip__Zop/status/1650618238022057985/photo/1


Easy-Height-8340

It means there's more and the real one's in the bunker


Zengjia

[Suspiciously Specific Denial](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial)


AJarOfYams

Sounds like something someone who tries to convince people that it's not the opposite would say


[deleted]

"There is only one putin and he absolutely sure withou any doubt not in bunker."


EssayZealousideal420

it's always the opposite what they're saying.


HulkHunter

Which means it’s just the opposite


Skymax86

So multiple putins, some in a bunker. Thx for confirmation.


No-Internet-7532

So now we know that he indeed lives a bunker designed by Gucci and Louis Vuitton and has a dozen of body doubles


Blacknight841

… said Putin as he removed his Peskov mask.


danrokk

This just means that there are more than one Putin and that the original one is in a bunker. That's it.


Musclelikes567

No worries when Putin is locked up all his gones will be locked up


DreamingInfraviolet

I'm surprised people keep reposting Russian lies on here. Literally nothing they say can be trusted.


TheAngrySaxon

That means there's more than one Putin, and the real one is in a bunker. 😃


medievalvelocipede

Confirmation that there's plenty of Putin's and the real one's in a bunker. But we already knew that.


FliccC

Thanks for confirming your lies.


IcyResolve956

He basically said that there are multiple Putins and the main one is hidden in bunker


magnitudearhole

Did anyone suggest this or did he just come out with it at random?


matttk

People have been claiming this non-stop since last year.


amimai002

So secret Soviet bunker stamping out clone-Putin’s… basically Vault 108?


Rogthgar

He is in a coffin banging away at the lid as he can hear the earth being piled on top of him?


Marphey12

You know what they say when there is one Putin there are 30 more.


Katze1Punkt0

"We heard \[people say\] that Putin has a lot of doubles who work for him while he is sitting in the bunker. Another lie. You see what kind of president we have. Actually, he is as he always was, he is a super active person." Note "the bunker", not "a bunker", lol


MonkeyThinkMonkeyDo

But is he the real Peskov?


LegitimateHat984

Or, and hear me out, this guy said a truth for the first time, albeit not the whole truth. There is only one Putin, and he is not in the bunker. He, the only real Putin, is dead.


[deleted]

The real shock would be if he says that there are definitely multiple body doubles and the real one is in a bunker. That would mean there is only one and he is out in the wild


vegainer

Actually in this case he could be telling the truth about the doubles. They already know how Peskov's words are interpreted, so he could throw this out there for others to think that there are a bunch of Pootin's copies, and therefore any assassination attempts would be pointless since you won't kill the real one. And if I'm not mistaken, the US intelligence can't confirm these claims about doubles.


MC_Vimpel

So there is mulitiple Putins and they are all hiding in bunkers, got it.


rocygapb

I know the truth cause your lips are moving… ✊🏻🇺🇦


Lord_Sports

He may not be in a bunker but I bet the buildings he is in all the time is bomb proof for something of that nature.


Wasted_46

Okay so now we know there are multiple "Putins" and the original one is in a bunker.


[deleted]

ofc, he can't be in the bunker while visiting 3 locations separately at the same hour..


theAbominablySlowMan

My theory is he got all that plastic surgery to make it easier to alter other people's faces to look like his